Chapter 34: Birthday Present (Ask for Follow-up)
After the daily fight with the old lady, Chen Siwen took off his shirt and went into the bathroom of the master bedroom shirtless to wash himself clean.
Chen Siwen lifted the quilt, got in, sat on the bed, and comfortably touched the mobile phone, you kicked me out of the group that day, and today you didn't honestly pull me back.
Chen Siwen thinks that the romance novel book friend group is simply too interesting, all of them are talented, and they speak well.
Chen Siwen silently watched the topic of unrestrained after kicking out the male compatriots in the group......
"It turns out that girls are so good in front of girls, astringent?"
Chen Siwen watched it for a while, and felt that he had learned a lot of postures...... Phew, knowledge.
There are websites, and there are criticisms of the teachers.
Chen Siwen silently collected a few URLs, and then this time he had the opportunity to take a good look at the group files.
"Why are there so many little Liu Bei......"
"I want to condemn the group of friends, it is beautiful and beautiful, how can you look at this?"
"Even I lost resources in this one...... Confiscate. ”
At present, Chen Siwen is just looking for romance and reading it in case of emergency, but he knows that in this group chat where there are no male compatriots on the surface, he has found a new shy world......
As for why it's superficial - Chen Siwen suddenly saw a message in the group: "Sister, sister, are you really comfortable when you and your boyfriend are there, I don't understand it at all." ”
"My boyfriend is average, he's a little short, but it's not as good as the one I met last time I went to the bar, one meter seven, it's really amazing."
"That's right, sisters, if you're looking for a boy, you must find a boy who is about 1.7 to 1.78 meters tall and strong, all of them are powerful, too tall and too fat, alas, mom, the old lady has to use a magnifying glass to find it."
"Yes, generally 12 cm to 15 cm is the best, it is too short for the Manchus to feel it, and it hurts to death if it is too long."
Chen Siwen: "......"
Moses Moses? Is something running over my face repeatedly? Chen Siwen looked at the group chat, his mouth could be stuffed with an egg, and suddenly an administrator urgently opened the ban.
Then a private chat that was realized after the thought weakly popped up: "Brother, can you quit the group?" ”
Chen Siwen: "Tut-tut, your management is really good." ”
Lady: "...... In fact, they don't usually do this, we all talk about books. ”
"Oh, you're all reading Spring and Autumn." Chen Siwen nodded and understood: "Okay, retreat." ”
Although Chen Siwen will make trouble with his sister, he has always been very measured, and he will not make it too difficult for his sister, just like after his father left, his previous means of escaping reality was games, and the old sister should also have her own small space.
However, before he left the group, he found the familiar avatar that opened this topic, and after clicking on the information, he was also direct: "Defa? ”
"Holy? Who are you? ”
Chen Siwen has played games with female netizens for a while, of course, it can't be a lonely two, the game name "Wang Defa" is a member of their game team, he has opened a voice, and he is a man......
"Speak on tuba."
If it weren't for Comrade Defa's previous online chat, someone "hunted down" him for a period of time, Chen Siwen probably wouldn't know his trumpet.
When switching to a large size, after saying hello.
Wang Defa: "Damn, Brother Guang?" Are you alive? I haven't seen you in a long time! ”
Chen Siwen's screen name is "I don't like to think", but the name of the game is "Do you believe in light", everyone knows each other in the game, so he is called Brother Guang.
Chen Siwen: "I've been busy with life lately, and I've just stabilized. ”
Wang Defa: "What about Sister Wuyan?" Brother Guang, after you don't speak, Sister Wuyan will occasionally play two games, but also diving, isn't she a big boss, and she also has to be on the line with life? ”
Before Chen Siwen could answer, there was another message over there.
Wang Defa: "No, Sister Wuyan must be waiting for you to play together, she won't play games with us without you...... Everyone in the group just wants to kill you! ”
Chen Siwen also unceremoniously debunked him: "Come less, you just want a wordless red envelope." ”
Wang Defa: "Hehe. ”
Chen Siwen sent another screenshot.
Wang Defa replied wittily: "Don't worry, Brother Guang, I will never tell Sister Wuyan that you are sneaking around in the romance novel group." ”
"......" Chen Siwen ignored it, but asked: "I'm asking you, didn't this group kick all the boys?" ”
Wang Defa was serious: "But I'm a female number." ”
Chen Siwen: "Didn't you hear that voice detection is required?" ”
The smart Wang De sent a voice, which was a female voice: "I have a voice changer." ”
Chen Siwen: "...... 6。 ”
Wang Defa: "Brother Guang, do you want to fight?" ”
Chen Siwen thought for a while and clicked on another avatar: "Do you want to start a game?" ”
Penny Wu was lying on the sofa in a daze bored, and when she saw the news, she sat up with her body propped up, "I want it!" ”
"Okay, number, I'll take you flying."
Wu Penny's two beautiful legs swayed happily, knowing that as long as she waited obediently, she could wait for Xiao Chen to pull her to play the game again, and the V10 boss who was full of recharge was speechless.
"Wait, I'll send a link in the group and invite three more people." Chen Siwen opened the hidden conversation, released a huge number of group chats blocked inside, and sent a group link.
"The king's team, three is missing two, urgent."
All of a sudden, the small group of less than twenty people exploded.
"Surprise! It's Brother Guang! Ah, I'm dead! ”
"Brother Guang? I'm coming, I'm coming, long time no see. ”
"Where has Brother Guang gotten rich lately?"
"Don't compete with me for a position, rely on, I'm the No. 1 tank in Dongpu District, Haidu."
Chen Siwen looked like the group chat that seemed to be 99+ in an instant, and he couldn't watch it, but the speeches of female netizens made the ordinary group even more numb.
I don't like to talk: "Urgent! ”
Female netizen, the name of the game is "Speechless", AKA walking RMB, belongs to the kind of game that not only has to charge money, but also sends red envelopes.
It was after she gave herself a full set of skins that year, on her birthday, Chen Siwen has always been heart-to-heart, and the birthday gift she made up before was last year.
Chen Siwen returned it to her that year's birthday gift that year.
Chen Siwen also bought her a bracelet by working part-time, and then now that I think about it, I should be particularly young and second-year, and I also carried a box of 20 yuan, which was hidden in a corner of the Tangdu Playground, and the address was sent to her, I didn't meet, but I had an intersection for the first time......
Chen Siwen, an immature college student, said simply: "I don't have much money, so I left you twenty, please sit on the merry-go-round, happy birthday." ”
Then, that night, the clouds were gone, and the air was clear.
Relaxed and pleasant accompaniment~
Penny Wu, who had graduated from college, happily sat on the merry-go-round and circled around alone, and she was not able to get rid of her young owner until the playground closed.
At the same time, almost all kinds of group chats that night rained her happy red envelopes, one after another, and the image of a rich woman in her game circle, who was originally relatively low-key and quiet, became deeply rooted overnight.
Chen Siwen, who woke up the next day and had to go to a part-time job, was also dumbfounded when he learned about it, and immediately went to ask the customer service of Weichat, saying that the red envelope can be refunded for minors......
Seeing that the old problem of the female netizen who was happy and scattered her wealth at this moment was committed again, she didn't pay attention to a few red envelopes, uh, Chen Siwen immediately cried and laughed in a private chat to control the female netizen, "Qiaodou sack...... How old are they, rational, sensible, and money is not made like this, it's almost done. ”
Penny Wu swayed her fair-skinned calves vigorously next to the sofa, and her little hands obediently lit up the screen: "Oh! ”
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