Chapter Ninety-Nine: Eunuch Testimonial (5000 words for subscription)
Penny Wu's bedroom has not slept for a long time, but there is still that faint fragrance.
It was very clean and the cleaning aunt came over every day to clean it.
The big boss was next to the bed with his butt at the moment, Chen Siwen squatted in front of her, wiped her little hands with wet wipes, and couldn't help but look up at her bright and weird little face.
The big boss's defense of him now can be said to be getting lower and lower, almost gone, and he couldn't help but stand up and pinch her little face.
She also obediently hugged Chen Siwen's waist, and rubbed her head lightly on his stomach.
I had no idea that her hot skin and the temptation of the homely white ice silk nightdress wrapped around her.
Chen Siwen stood by the bed, his heart was pounding, and his heart said that it was the last time, really, distance, distance produces beauty, Chen Siwen! You want to be gentle, while covering his eyelids, he lowered his head and glanced at Penny Wu's milky white thighs, and then looked down at the little white arms that were dangling around his waist.
Chen Siwen clenched his fists, and couldn't help but despise himself, why was he so unfirm? From next time, you have to be firm.
After a while, Chen Siwen got out of bed as soon as he turned around, and suddenly shook the pot with a face, "It's all your fault, I'm almost late for work." ”
He lifted his pants and spoke, just stiff.
Penny Wu also got out of bed, tied up her hair, looked at Chen Siwen with a pair of big eyes and blinked twice, Chen Siwen tied a knot in the waistband of her trousers, and then turned around to fix her hair, "Go and change your clothes, it's time to go to work after packing up and eating, I haven't been back to the company for so long." ”
The big boss nodded, her pajamas were dirty at the moment.
Chen Siwen saw that she was about to enter the bathroom, and suddenly beckoned: "Hanhan, don't throw your pajamas into the basket, Aunt Zhang will wash you in the afternoon."
Auntie must have come over, that's too shameful.
Chen Siwen coughed twice: "You change your clothes and put them in a while, well, put them in this bag, and I'll take them home and wash them for you." ”
Penny Wu was barefoot, turned on the bathroom light, turned her head and nodded obediently.
Chen Siwen went to the bathroom in the living room, and he was going to take a brief flush, but he came over this time and dragged his suitcase.
Don't think about it too much, it's just right, there are too many clothes at home, there is no place to put it, well, throw it at Penny's house and put it away, that's right, that's it, he Chen Siwen is an honest person, and he doesn't have other weird ideas.
Let the cold water gently caress his back, and the cool touch made Chen Siwen shake his spirit, and silently recited several words of heart-clearing mantras.
Chen Siwen felt that everything was boring.
When I woke up early in the morning, I was hard to talk afterwards.
Today's God, the sun is shining, the spring flowers are blooming, and Chen Siwen went to the company with a little full spirit.
It can be seen that through the hometown trip, the harvest is particularly large.
Chen Siwen pushed the door back to the editorial office beautifully, and everyone was there.
Colleagues A Zheng and Wang Wei were crunching in front of the photocopier, chuckling and chatting from time to time, and Zhang Xin hid himself behind the computer monitor, not knowing what he was busy with.
Some of the editors in charge are half-bowing their heads and pretending to be lazy, as if their heads are about to fall asleep at any time, while others are rubbing their legs with their left hand and flipping through the computer with their right hand, and the review seems to be very tired.
Wang Wei was the first to see Chen Siwen, and his movements stopped, "Eh, Editor-in-Chief Chen is at work?" Good complexion. ”
Everyone looked over, and colleague A smiled and beckoned, "Editor-in-chief, congratulations on being discharged from the hospital." ”
"Thank you."
When Chen Siwen was the editor-in-chief, one of the editor-in-charge also moved his office chair and said with concern: "Editor-in-chief Chen can come back, how is his health?" ”
"It's been fine, thank you for your concern." Chen Siwen moved his arms and signaled that he could move freely.
Zhang Xin thought that the editor-in-chief Chen had not gone to work for such a long time, and the position was vacant, and someone should fill it, but as a result, the chairman of the group and the boss of their knowledge did not agree, jealous, this is the status, so he also said: "Editor-in-chief, remember not to get wet if you have a good injury." ”
After greeting his colleagues for a while, Chen Siwen went back to his office, turned on the computer and started working.
Soon, he suddenly noticed a strange phenomenon, everyone in the editorial department was a little not in high spirits at the moment, seeing Wang Wei and his colleague A going over there to smoke, Chen Siwen went to the toilet, and also followed, "What's wrong with the office?" Except for him, why do they all look lifeless? ”
Colleague A was slightly shy and coughed twice: "Editor-in-chief, look at what I'm doing." ”
Chen Siwen snorted, "No, just take a look." "He always feels that there is something wrong with his colleague A, hey, his girlfriend won't come to him again last night, right?
Wang Wei answered Chen Siwen's question, and his voice was a little faint: "If you are scolded for no reason every day, can you have spirit?"
"Scolded?"
"Yes, editor-in-chief, didn't I tell you last time, we have a big name and a famous eunuch on the whole network." Wang Wei explained: "He didn't update for half a month, and the readers seemed to hit the cotton with a few fists, as if they saw him fooling everyone's eyes, how could he be angry, the more he accumulated, the more he accumulated, the more he accumulated, this didn't explode, and I don't know who was the leader, a bunch of readers scolded the author and scolded the website and said that the website scolded the editor, the means were extremely cruel, eh, the people's resentment boiled." ”
Chen Siwen: "Such a Ha person? ”
Wang Wei nodded, "However, who said that black and red are not red?" Zhu Xian did this, that is to bring a lot of traffic, plus now anti-theft, daily sales have hit new highs. We were scolded miserably, Mr. Zhen laughed numbly, and at the last meeting, he said that the author of Zhuxian was his lucky star, and he was out of the big picture! ”
"Dog capital, Baguio is such a good female character, wood has a heart, wood has a heart." Colleague A added, but at a glance at Chen Siwen, he said this in front of the emperor's relatives? You don't want to die? So, he hurriedly explained: "Ahem, that, editor-in-chief, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue."
Chen Siwen shook his head, he didn't take this to heart, he used to joke with the big boss, saying that she, a dog capitalist, sucked his blood and coughed, but after thinking about it, he asked his colleague A in a low voice, "Then why do you look so good when you are scolded, bouncing around?" ”
Colleague A's face is a little hot at the moment: "She took me to the toilet in the park last night"
Chen Siwen was refreshed this morning, but he was bored at the moment, that's all? He and the big boss have just driven out of the kindergarten at the moment, and colleague A has already been flying on the highway.
Chen Siwen's daily middle finger: "Beasts." ”
Wang Wei was erected.
After a while, Chen Siwen returned to the office and roughly looked at the readers' messages
It can be said that the family tree can't make up half of the mother.
Chen Siwen was lying on his back in his office chair, and suddenly took out his mobile phone to find the big boss's WeChat chat: "Hanhan, I have a serious question I want to ask you." ”
"Xiao Chen, didn't you say it was the last time in the morning?"
How simple a person the big boss was before, it seems that he has also been broken, and you think that my Chen Siwen's business is only to play with your feet and feet, find you to kiss, and ask for your hands. Ahh
Chen Siwen almost choked to death by the tea, put down the teacup, and hurriedly said: "What are you talking about, what are you talking about!" ”
"Oh, what's that going on?"
Chen Siwen exhaled, and at the moment he was doing the work of a psychiatrist, "Big boss, do you still have the urge to tell me that I love you recently." ”
"Xiao Chen, yes, I love you."
"Hehe, put aside the empty mobile phone confession first, then you are now compared to when I was just hospitalized before, is this urge to say I love you stronger, or has it become weaker."
Penny Wu is honest and well-behaved: "Xiao Chen, it seems that the impulse has become a little weaker."
Chen Siwen broke his defense a little: "I know that women are like this, and after they get it, they don't cherish it." ”
Penny Wu is serious and serious: "I cherish Xiao Chen's. ”
Chen Siwen was not angry: "Then what are you using your mouth for?" ”
"Dear?"
“?????”
"Ahh It's for talking! Chen Siwen was angry, and suddenly asked: "Then you scolded the author with my sister yesterday, did this make you have the urge to speak?" ”
Penny Wu may not cooperate with the psychiatrist, but she must cooperate with Chen Siwen: "Yes." ”
"The urge to scold the author and say that you love me add up, will you have more impulses to open your mouth in the bottom of your heart?" Chen Siwen asked tentatively.
Wu Penny nodded innocently: "Well, Xiao Chen, then I really seem to want to speak more." ”
Good, good, good.
The editors of the scholar and the readers of Zhuxian thought that things would slowly drift away with time and fall into the dust without mentioning it, but they didn't expect that things seemed to have just begun.
They will eventually remember the fear of being dominated by Chen, the big boss.
You can't blame me, I'm actually a good person.
Chen Siwen silently put away his mobile phone, looking at the computer screen at the moment, his wrist seemed to tremble a little, the keyboard sound sounded, and these words appeared quietly on the screen,
"Eunuch Testimonial"
“.”
At eight o'clock in the evening.
Editors generally have their own authors under the micro-chat,
After all, after the manuscript is approved, it is necessary to contact the publication.
Everyone in the editorial department knows that the author of Zhuxian is signed under the hands of colleague A.
Eh, that's a bitterness.
Colleague A is bitter.
Colleague A: Hah. Haha, big brother, why don't you tell me in advance if you want to write the dead heroine, let's discuss it.
There was no reply for a long time.
Colleague A: I think Juju should have written this paragraph as a last resort to promote the plot, Xianxia, in fact, Baguio is not dead, and he will be resurrected later, right? Hahaha.
I waited for another ten minutes, but there was still no reply.
Colleague A: One thing to say, this description is very good, but when do you plan to arrange the resurrection?
This time, I waited for several days, but there was still no reply.
Colleague A: "."
After colleague A went home, looking at the readers who had not stopped for more than half a month, and the website traffic that had almost been crowded these days, of course, most of them came to vent their anger, and shook their heads helplessly:
"The people's resentment is boiling!"
"Hey." Colleague A can't remember clearly, this is the first time these days, for that force, I sighed.
Writing books is so powerful, why do you want to embark on the road of no return after writing the eunuch after the death of the heroine?
He is actually a staunch Xueqi party, but when he watched the update that day, his heart twitched unconsciously.
That, those Baguio parties. Iniquity!
"Husband, what are you still looking at?"
"Work work."
"What are you working on at night, come and play."
In the rental house, colleague A's girlfriend tied her hands and threw a rope at her.
Colleague A swallowed hard, he really didn't want to get back together, but what could he do?
"Isn't that right?"
"Hand it to me, right?"
"Ouch, you hurt me, I'm angry, look at the computer and learn."
"Okay, I'll be lighter. Well?? Wait a minute! ”
Colleague A, who had been looking at the computer from time to time, suddenly glanced at something, and the ambiguity on his face turned into surprise for a moment, and he pulled out the palm that remained warm.
"Wife, you wait first, I have something urgent!"
“.”
???
The old lady's clothes have been taken off, you have tied half of them, and you turned your head and ran to look at the computer again? The old lady is so unattractive to you now?
"Dog thing, the old lady counts to three, if you don't come again, we will break up, we can't go on!"
"Okay, okay, break up."
Colleague A grabbed his laptop and ran out of the bedroom and rushed into the study.
“.”
Leave girlfriend alone wrapped around rope in the wind. No, messy in bed.
A moment later.
Colleague A sat in the study, gasping for a big breath, more than an hour ago, he said that he was going to exercise after dinner cough, and now he is coming again?
"Donkey from the production team, you also let him take a break."
Colleague A shook his head, lifting his pants was very hard, he felt quite boring, and he didn't think about it so much.
Quickly put your eyes back on the computer.
Updated!
The Great Eunuch has been updated!
He's going to respond!
Look at the title.
[Must see, Iron Juice, I have a decision. 】
Look, he has a decision!
He must have felt that writing about Baguio had too much impact, and decided to resurrect Baguio in the follow-up plot, so that everyone could look forward to it!
Good, good, good!
Colleague A smiled at the moment and clicked on this single chapter:
"Actually, it's very tangled, I have a lot to say, but I don't know how to say it, well, I'll give you a word."
"People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete."
"Who can control these things?"
"People always have clutches, which is something that has been unavoidable since ancient times."
"I'm a writer, you're readers, in the final analysis, we're just ordinary people, ordinary individuals, we can't avoid separation"
"At the same time, there is a limit to human ability, and the more you work hard, the more you will be disrupted by some sudden little things, unless, surpassing human beings, so, no way, I plan to be unpopular this time."
"Well, you are right, although I am also sorry, but I can only tell you that I am a eunuch."
"I'm done with this article, and I'm not going to write it."
“.”
"I call you uncle!"
Colleague A's smile was directly stiff, almost a second and second, and he couldn't hold it back, he couldn't hold it back.
That's it?
You're a provocative reader of Hongtong Chiguoguo.
"Your mother's kiss" colleague A gritted his teeth, "I've never seen such a brazen author!" ”
Meanwhile.
At Chen Siwen's house, the elder sister followed the big star outside for a busy day today, and when she came home, she saw Yaya and her brother pulling the big boss to condemn something.
"Really, I, Chen Siwen, am also an insider, and I have never seen such arrogance."
Chen Siwen actually chose to join everyone.
"He actually sent a eunuch testimonial, how excessive this is, how spurned by others, come, scold him with me."
The three of them were sitting next to the coffee table at the moment, the big boss was kneeling on the floor with his beautiful legs, his red lips were open, and finally he chose to use his mobile phone, "Turtle King Bastard!" ”
"Look at you, you can't speak, you can't even scold people, aren't you wronged? Big boss, he's provoking you, he's a little author actually provoking, can you bear it? You can bear it, but I can't bear it! ”
Chen Siwen is like an old general on the stage at this moment.
"Turtle King Bastard!"
"Is that enough? Write your favorite heroine to death, and then actually leave a sentence I'm not a person, I'm a eunuch? Chen Siwen was heartbroken, "I can't stand it anymore, Sister Yaya, you give a sample to the big boss." ”
“********”
“.” Chen Siwen listened to Sister Yaya's small mouth as if she had installed a telegraph, and immediately stretched out her hand, "Eh, eh." ”
Then he said earnestly, "Actually, it can be expressed euphemistically, after all, we are still polite and civilized." ”
Chen Ya nodded: "Then I will continue to wish him to give birth to a son without asshole." ”
The big boss thought about it, and she wanted to follow the blessing again.
Chen Siwen quietly held her little hand, and the old lady had worked hard all day, and she was a little inexplicable when she heard it, "Why are you scolding again?" ”
Then, Sister Yaya silently opened her mobile phone at this moment, turned to the last chapter, and handed it to Chen Sijia.
Chen Sijia looked at it for a while, her teeth seemed to be rattling by her, and she finally squeezed out two words from between her teeth: "Beast." ”
"Beasts are not as good as beasts."
"Turtle King Bastard."
The girls in the family are very united at the moment.
“.” Chen Siwen pretended to be calm and nodded, and actually nodded, "You are right." ”
At the same time, he felt a little aggrieved in his heart, he was young and paid too much for the little intention that the big boss could speak, and felt that he had suffered too much criticism, and then he was relieved-
The whole network, the editorial department, including the family members, they are all big eunuchs.
Everyone sprayed the big eunuchs.
What does it have to do with me Chen Siwen?
At most, after dinner, when she took Wu Penny's little hand and walked in the community downstairs to eat, she looked at her unhappily and stretched out her mobile phone: "Xiao Chen, he is a eunuch." ”
Chen Siwen echoed, "The dog eunuch is excessive, indeed too much, what kind of author is this?" Scold him, Penny, you hurry up and scold him. ”
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(End of chapter)