Chapter 276: Who Takes This Kind of Pseudonym for a Serious Man?
Seeing these six big words, which were exactly the same as what Ye Junlin said, the sound of gasping sound sounded everywhere in the audience.
"This boy is not only handsome, but also so talented! Loved, loved! ”
"If I can marry him, I will wake up smiling in my dreams!"
"What to do? I want to have children with him, and I want to have a lot of children, but of course I want to be clear, I just like children! ”
"Believe you ghost, you bastard is very bad!"
"That's right, if you want to sleep, he said directly, if this kind of man can become my husband, it doesn't matter if my mother is every day from morning to night!"
"Sister, you have to enjoy it!"
The surrounding discussions were enthusiastic, and all kinds of tiger and wolf words emerged one after another.
Li Wuzai's face showed envy, and sure enough, people who are too handsome are treated well.
It's a pity that he is not obviously handsome.
Ye Junlin's back was swishing and cold, and he felt like a man on his back.
He couldn't imagine what a terrible fate he would face if he had no power to resist and stayed alone in the Kingdom of the Heavenly Maiden......
However, he also verified one thing, that is, his luck is indeed against the sky, and even the activity of guessing riddles is right casually.
"Ye Gongzi, he is really talented."
Dongfang Mengyao's eyes were about to burst with love, looking at this silver-haired young man in the wind of Yushu, admiring his appearance at the same time, he was completely impressed by his talent.
"Wait,"
Ye Junlin's face was strange, and he looked at the answer on the lantern, "I said shopkeeper, why did you make up these six words, was it intentional or accidental?" ”
The most handsome author in history?
This name is too narcissistic!
Shameless.
It's really stinky and shameless!
Aunt Mei smiled, "If this is the pen name of a certain author, I personally think it is quite special. ”
Her book "How to Make a Man Fall in Love with Himself Quickly" is the bestseller on the first list of rivers and lakes, with a simple and elegant pen name, called: Yizhimei.
But now seeing this kind of self-selling and boastful pen name, Aunt Mei feels that she is still too low-key.
Or maybe she should have changed her pen name to "The Most Beautiful Author in History!"
"Huh~"
After experiencing the humiliating incident in Lou Chuan, Dongfang Mengyao had no good impression of writing books, and looked at these six big characters at the moment, and said with disdain:
"Who would take such a pen name from a serious person?"
"It's short and weak at first glance!"
Hear the words.
The middle-aged shopkeeper said embarrassedly: "Actually, when I was young, I had a dream of publishing a book, didn't I want to commemorate the lost youth?" Please be merciful. ”
Ye Junlin said: "The shopkeeper, is there anything unspeakable?" In fact, writing a book requires a reserve of knowledge, as long as you are willing to persevere, your dream will eventually come true. ”
The middle-aged shopkeeper's eyes were swollen and black, he held his old waist with one hand, shook his head and sighed, "This son, how do you think I still insist on this situation?" Whenever I had a hard time storing knowledge, they would brutally squeeze me clean and leave me with nothing left. ”
"As for writing books, I really don't have the energy right now!"
In and out of the words, they are full of helplessness about reality.
Ye Junlin: "......"
It's hard for me to comment on your situation.
I can only say, let's go on with it!
"Here, this is the prize, it's all yours!" The middle-aged shopkeeper said with a smile.
Ye Junlin took the bag, subconsciously opened it, and his face instantly turned black, "Shopkeeper, you're not mistaken, right?" ”
"What's that?" Li Wuzai came over curiously to take a look, and blurted out: ", it's a good thing!" ”
Red Chiba also came over to take a look, and then silently retreated, the expression on his face was intriguing.
"Ye Gongzi, what's inside?" Dongfang Mengyao sensed that something was wrong, poked her head out and looked into the bag, her pretty face suddenly turned red, and she covered her face and hurriedly took a few steps back.
The bag is full of animal parts, which are bullwhips, deer whips, sheep whips, dog whips, and horse whips......
Each of them can play an aphrodisiac role!
Now, this big bag is full of this thing, and you can imagine how much it has been replenished!
The middle-aged shopkeeper said kindly: "Childe, since we are in the country of heavenly women, we don't talk darkly, a beautiful man like you with a very high appearance, the more you need these good things to support you." ”
"Look at my little brother, when I was young, I was also a famous handsome young man, since I came to the imperial capital to work hard, these years have been broken to pieces, in this treacherous place, the most valuable thing for our men is the kidney!!"
Obviously, when the middle-aged shopkeeper saw Ye Junlin, he seemed to recall his high-spirited self when he was young.
What's more, Ye Junlin was much more handsome than he was back then, and the middle-aged shopkeeper felt very sympathetic just thinking of what happened to the other party.
"You keep it for yourself, I don't need it."
Ye Junlin put down the next sentence, decisively threw down the bag and turned to leave.
Hearing this, the expressions of the women were meaningful.
Don't need it?
That's very strong!
"Ye Gongzi, wait for me!"
Even Dongfang Mengyao was surprised and delighted by Ye Junlin's domineering behavior, and her heart was beating wildly.
This is full of absolute confidence in that ability!
Ye Junlin didn't know that what he said casually made all the women extremely excited.
He just thought that this gift was simply amazing!
Don't accept it!
Looking at the distant back, the middle-aged shopkeeper sighed: "Hey, I'm still too young." ”
At the same time.
The liveliness of the imperial capital continues, and it is even pushing to a higher peak.
"Hurry up, the float ceremony is about to begin!"
"I want to see my little brother ride a float!"
"At this year's Float Festival, I don't know which son is the most dazzling?"
"Every time I come to this moment, there will be a rich woman who spends a lot of money, charters a float for her favorite man, and travels in the imperial capital together, not to mention how beautiful the scene is!"
"Woo, these years are rich people who eventually become married, we are a group of women who have no money, which boy is willing to choose us?"
……
Many women dressed up in fancy clothes talked about it, looking forward to the next float ceremony.
The Float Festival is the grandest festival in the country of Tennu.
In the final part of this festival, there will be all kinds of floats, women with strong financial resources, will hire a favorite float for their male partner, and then take advantage of this opportunity to ride the float together to cruise the imperial capital, after arriving at the end of the line, the most popular male and female combinations, you can board the rainbow bridge prepared by the organizer, overlook the entire imperial capital, enjoy the endless scenery, and will become the hottest topic in the country of heavenly women.
After all, being able to take the best handsome guy on a float trip has to make many girls who watch the float ceremony envious and jealous.
To put it bluntly, this is an expression of those powerful women who satisfy their vanity!
Civilians can only watch, satisfy their hunger, and then put their pillows high at night, and maybe they can have a good dream.
This world is so realistic!
"Could it be that there is a float to watch?" Perceiving the change in movement, Ye Junlin said with interest.
This is also the first time he has seen this kind of local festival.
Subconsciously, Ye Junlin wanted to take out the melon seeds and silently be the melon eater.
"Ye Gongzi!"
Dongfang Mengyao's face was slightly red, and she mustered up her courage and said, "I, I want to invite you to ride the float together!" ”
"Can I do it too?" Ye Junlin was stunned.
Dongfang Mengyao hurriedly said: "Of course you can, you are worth it!" ”
This is the first time she has taken a float ride with the man she likes.
"Okay, then I'll experience it."
Ye Junlin thought about it and agreed.
Anyway.
It's coming.
"Really? Would you really like to ride the float with me? Dongfang Mengyao didn't expect happiness to come so quickly, her eyes lit up with little stars, and she was surprised.
"Of course."
Ye Junlin nodded, secretly wondering in his heart, why don't you just take a car?
I'm an old driver!