Chapter 31: I'm Coming to Bear You a Baby

It is said that a butterfly in the Amazon rainforest of South America, with a few occasional flaps of its wings, can cause a tornado in Texas two weeks later......

Well, Lin Taiping originally didn't believe in this butterfly effect, but the problem is that now, he really has to believe it, because the facts are in front of his eyes.

Because of the large bucket of cold water in the winter night, the poor dark elf leader Yan zhòng caught a cold, because her Yan zhòng caught a cold, and the guide zhì accidentally sneezed during the sneak assassination, causing several pirates to flee vigilantly, because several pirates were alert to escape, Captain Blood-Eyed learned of the dark elves' existence and decided to hunt slaves, and because Captain Blood-Eyed was going to hunt slaves, he temporarily let go of the damned Eastern mage apprentice......

"Ahem, ahem, ahem. Lin Taiping was choked and coughed continuously, and couldn't help but turn his head and look at Edward with a confused face, "I said, does that dark elf leader who has a bad cold often sneeze uncontrollably?"

"How do you know?" Edward's eyes widened in shock, as it was, the pirates had no chance of escaping from the desert island, but it was because the Dark Elf leader suddenly sneezed uncontrollably when he was sneaking to assassinate them, which led to the revelation of his whereabouts, which allowed several pirates to escape.

Lin Taiping could only look at the sky speechlessly, what could he say, he really didn't want to say anything.

It turned out that the power of the bucket of cold water was so great that the beautiful beauty who gritted her teeth and vowed to let herself have a child also fell helplessly in the face of the virus, so that it dragged on for so long and did not recover, and even affected the assassination operation......

However, it is not surprising to think that in the European Middle Ages, there was a large-scale outbreak of cold infection, which led to the death of hundreds of thousands of people, so it seems not surprising that Contens, a world similar to the European Middle Ages, has bad enough medical conditions, and it seems that the dark elf beauty was defeated by a sudden outbreak of the epidemic cold in the absence of medicine.

But then again, if the unlucky Dark Elf tribe is served by Captain Blood-Eyed because of the chain reaction brought about by this cold, then he is really guilty, and maybe he will be resented by that beautiful beauty for the rest of his life.

What's more, the reason why he took the risk to rush back to Alcatraz Island was to find this group of dark elves, and if he was preempted by the Blood-Eyed Captain, then the next big plan to make money would ......

Touching his chin thoughtfully, he suddenly patted Edward's shoulder and stood up leisurely: "Okay, dear Mr. Edward, can you tell me when Captain Bloodeye will be able to reach that desert island?"

"Well, in about three days, because he's going to gather the pirates nearby. Edward replied subconsciously, but before he could finish speaking, his eyes suddenly widened in disbelief.

In an instant, realizing that this damn little white face was also going to that desert island, Edward suddenly couldn't control his joy -

Oh my God, this must be the blessing of the gods, this little white face with a brain in water, actually has to be stupidly automatic delivery to the door, this is really wonderful, Lord Blood-Eyed will definitely teach him a good lesson, when the time comes......

"Do you want to say that when that time comes, you will be able to take revenge?" Lin Taiping seemed to know his thoughts, and showed his eight white teeth with a smile, "The good news is that you guessed right, and the bad news is that I plan to take you with me." ”

Very good and powerful, Edward's smile immediately froze, even if he used his knees to think about it, he also knew his fate, and at that time, this damn little white face would definitely use himself as a shield, and maybe he would stab himself twice viciously to vent his anger.

"That's right, but unfortunately there is no reward. Lin Taiping nodded appreciatively, and then waved his hand, "It's decided, when I meet Captain Bloodeye, I will gladly tell him, Mr. Edward has helped me a lot." ”

"No!" Edward screamed in despair, wishing he would have jumped into the sea right now.

But before he could jump overboard, Tulu grabbed him by the collar and dragged him straight into the cab, "Moo! I love this plan, I'm going to snatch that bloody eye out of my pants and sell all that valuable thing for my favorite roasted camel lately." ”

Lin Taiping was suddenly in awe, you must know that when they first arrived in Rhode Island, the bull-headed people were just obsessed with roast chicken and duck, and then empathized with don't fall in love with roast whole sheep, but I didn't expect that just half a month later, they actually fell in love with roast camels at first sight, and if this continues, will there be roasted elephants, roasted whales, roasted dragons?

Aside from his complaints, the fleet soon set off again, but unlike before, all the humans on this ship now, except for Lin Taiping, have now all become poor slaves, and can only drive the ship honestly under the brutal threat of the totem stone pillar and pan, heading towards Alcatraz Island at top speed.

Sailing continuously day and night, there were no accidents, but when passing through a small commercial island, Lin Taiping ordered to temporarily dock to replenish supplies, and he hurried into the city, taking the 50,000 gold coins that Mr. Edward "voluntarily" handed over, and made a large purchase on this small commercial island, and bought all the magic crystals that could be found.

You must know that there is only one magic material shop on this small island, so when the shopkeeper saw such a large amount of business, he almost rushed up to hug his thigh with tears in his eyes.

After doing this, the fleet set sail again without the slightest delay, and after sailing for a day and a night, finally arrived at Alcatraz Island at noon the next day.

Under the golden sunlight, Lin Taiping leaned on the side of the boat and looked into the distance, watching the familiar white wave sand beach getting closer and closer, and suddenly remembered that when he first came here, he was almost ransacked by the Minotaurs, and then he was almost kidnapped by the dark elves to give birth to a child......

"Well, it's really nostalgic. He lit a cigar with emotion and jumped onto the beach with dozens of minotaurs, "Seriously, this life for more than a month is like a dream." ”

"Who says it's not?" Tulu carried the totem stone pillar and followed behind, touching the horns of the ox with the same feeling and nodding: "At that time, we were so hungry that we even had to dip the stones in salt and eat them, but I didn't expect that now we can eat whatever we want, wahahahaha, when I meet those dark elves, I must take out a lot of roast chicken legs and eat them in front of them, and eat one and throw them away." ”

Lin Taiping couldn't help but roll his eyes, and let Tulu lead the way in front, passing through the poor tribes where the Minotaurs had originally lived, and heading north along the Black Wasteland to the Fallen Leaf Valley, where the dark elves lived.

Judging from the situation along the way, Captain Bloodeye's pirate group should not have arrived yet, because there were no other ships anchored near Alcatraz Island, and there were no traces of humans passing on the road to Fallen Leaf Valley, which made Lin Taiping finally breathe a sigh of relief.

After a few hours, they finally arrived at the Fallen Leaf Valley, a dark valley full of craggy rocks, and all year round covered with two or three feet of dead yellow leaves, so that every step they took made an eerie clicking sound.

In the strange silence, this continuous clicking sound made the valley even more eerie, Lin Taiping stepped on the dead leaves but suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help but turn around and ask: "Tulu, I remember that when we met Christine before, we also captured more than a dozen pirates, and there was a bald man among them, I don't know where those guys went?"

"That's right. Tulu was stunned for a moment, and immediately remembered, "When I passed by our tribe just now, I didn't seem to see that dead bald head, they should have been ...... by the dark elves."

said that Cao Cao Cao was here, and at this moment, a desolate cry for help suddenly sounded: "Help!

With exclamations, several pirates staggered out of the valley, and the leader was actually the bald man, but looking at their current thin and ragged appearance, it was obvious that this time was not very happy.

It was as if something terrible was chasing after him, and the bald man fled in panic with a few pirates, but before they could escape a few steps, a dozen enchanting dark elves had already jumped lightly and agilely to chase after them, giggling and blocking their way.

Several pirates couldn't help but burst into tears, and suddenly fell to their knees, raising their hands and screaming, "Lord Nightsong, please let us go, it's none of our business." ”

"It's none of your business?" With a cold snort, the air rippled slowly, and the graceful figure of the Dark Elf leader appeared out of thin air.

I haven't seen her for many days, this beautiful beauty known as the night song seems to be more enchanting and charming, the bright eyes of the black gem are shining, the corners of her mouth are gently raised and full of temptation, and the close-fitting silver-white soft armor can barely hide her turbulent waves, but she has a slender waist that Yingying holds, and slender, smooth and elastic long legs.

But the problem is that although she is full of temptation and her breasts are covered lightly, and her voice is so sweet and charming, the bright eyes of this beautiful woman still can't hide the anger that swept by: "It's all your fault! If you hadn't provided the boat, how could that despicable human little white face escape with that herd of stupid cows...... Ahh

Halfway through the words, Ye Ge couldn't help but sneeze, which made her grit her silver teeth with even more hatred, damn it, the cold that had not healed seemed to be getting worse and worse, and it was all to blame on that despicable guy, if it weren't for his big bucket of cold water......

In fact, the more he resented him, the more Yege felt his nose itch, and he couldn't help but sneeze several times in a row: "Ah......h That damn fellow...... Sneezing ...... It's better never to ...... Sneezing ...... Who?"

The pointed ears flickered slightly, she seemed to notice something, her slender hand suddenly raised, the miserable green dagger shot out of her hand, and the figure swept dozens of meters like a ghost, and pounced directly on the towering tree: "Sneaky guy, give me ...... Huh?"

This qiē came very quickly, but in the next moment, just waiting to see the hidden person behind the tree, Yege, who was about to attack, was suddenly stunned in disbelief, and his eyes widened in shock.

What happened? A dozen or so dark elves looked at each other and rushed over in unison, only to be stunned a few seconds later, when they saw what was behind the tree.

Under the sunset, in the evening breeze, behind the towering tree, surrounded by dozens of minotaurs, Lin Taiping smoked a cigar with a smile, leisurely swallowing clouds and spitting mist, as if he happened to pass by......

In the eerie silence, in the face of the stunned gaze of a group of dark elves, he suddenly threw away his cigar, showed a very bright smile, and opened his arms to meet him enthusiastically-

"Honey, long time no see, I'm coming...... I'm going to give you a baby!"