Chapter Twenty-Five: Goo Dong Goo Dong

"Do you have an IQ of only (9)?"

In the desolate and barren ashes of the underworld, the Grim Reaper asks about the lich, haunted by a thousand wraiths.

A few hours ago, Wang Ming tricked the lich into eating all the fused souls of the Golem of the Dead as desserts, and even prepared four portions for him just in case. These fusion souls have all been manipulated by Wang Ming, and they will absorb other resentful spirits and connect their power together. The power of tens of thousands of wraiths is grafted together, enough to send a small lich into the underworld.

"Is your IQ only (9)?" Even the Grim Reaper, who has not laughed for ten thousand years, has a hint of banter in this sentence.

"Lord, please give me another chance!" the lich kowtowed.

"Yes, but you have to accept the punishment you deserve first. ”

"No, please spare me...... Ahh

The light blue flames were faint and almost imperceptible, but the lich's soul fire rolled and howled in pain in the flames.

Just when this lich, whose IQ was in the double digits, was suffering, the distant main plane, and even more distant in the mountains of Dusk.

"Come, try this honey-roasted pheasant. Wang Ming put a plate of roast chicken with a golden and crispy surface and amber honey on the surface in front of Xinglian.

"It's delicious, it's just that there's too little meat. ”

"How is it possible, this chicken weighs five pounds!"

Xinglian wiped his mouth and put down his knife and fork, and there were more than a dozen chicken bones piled up on the plate in front of him.

"Eat...... Eaten!"

"Does your mouth lead to another dimension?"

Wang Ming and Yu Huang looked at Xing Lian with the eyes of a monster, who was dealing with a roasted whole pig, even though it was less than thirty seconds before eating the roast chicken. The roast pig that became the new target had lost a front hoof.

Wang Ming hurriedly took off his apron. Grab a roasted rabbit leg and place it on your plate. lest all the stars be swept away.

"Eat more if it's delicious. Looking at a certain girl who was swallowing a cow, Wang Ming kindly reminded.

"Delicious...... In the sea...... It's not that delicious...... of cooked food...... "Being able to speak without affecting the speed ......of eating is also a talent.

Indeed, there is no way to make a fire in the sea, and the sea tribe has always eaten raw.

"Isn't all seafood eaten raw?"

"Come on, you can't put condiments in the water, and the seafood is fishy. What's more, it's okay to eat seafood once. Eat it every day, it won't kill you. ”

"Isn't it a tragedy that you eat every day?"

"So our staple food is all kinds of seaweed, and the royal family has a department dedicated to cultivating high-quality seaweed. ”

"Sounds amazing. ”

"The problem is that the best seaweed is not as good as the ordinary barbecue on the mainland!"

"No, that's the author's setting to provoke you to launch a war of aggression on the land, so that I can take the opportunity to dominate the world!"

"As long as I have good food, it's none of my business to ruin the world. ”

"How did you go from a tsundere princess to a hedonistic undisciplined woman overnight?"

"You're undisciplined, your whole family is undisciplined! Delicate girls, slender teenagers, intoxicating scenery, obsessive food. Heart-pounding melody ...... These are the things I love!"

"And which one am I?"

"You're supposed to be a delicate girl. ”

Wang Ming squatted in the corner of the wall with tears in his eyes.

Yu Huang picked up a skewer of mutton skewers and walked to the corner of the wall and handed it to Wang Ming.

"Thank you. Or does Xiaohuang know that it hurts people......"

"Come back to dinner, Xinglian didn't mean to say you, sister. ”

Wang Ming squirted a mouthful of old blood on the wall.

After lunch, Wang Ming and Xinglian lay on the grass to connect with each other, after all, the two may lie on the bed in the future to contact their bodies.

"What's next?" Xing Lian asked casually, now it is equivalent to a blind date in disguise, and he has to find some serious topics.

"We've got into a fight with the dragon hunters, and we've provoked a lich that came out of nowhere, and we can't stay here any longer. ”

"And where are we going?" Xing Lian took a sip of tea.

"Let's go to the human world, maybe there's something interesting there. ”

"But where are you going?"

"Since you're a mage, of course you're going to Rainbow City in the middle of the continent!

"I'm sorry, Lord Crimson Moon taught me magic, martial arts, monsters, alchemy, and even Hebrew and Arabic, but there is no geography. ”

"Geography?, Scarlet Moon dares to teach you, dare to learn?"

"Of course I dare to learn!"

"Come on, no one dares to say whether Lord Scarlet Moon's combat power is ranked first in the continent, but he is definitely the number one road blind in the world. If I hadn't been navigating since I returned to the mainland, maybe we would be sightseeing in the Demon Realm right now!"

"In that case, will you take me to Rainbow City?"

"Benefit fee. ”

"Are you just a prisoner of war, or are you a prisoner of war abandoned by the motherland!

“......”

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"Oops, forgot to prepare dinner. Wang Ming stared at the sunset in the west.

"It's okay, just heat up the leftovers from noon, there's no need to get any more. ”

"The problem is that you don't have anything left at noon! Not only are you left, but you also eat two plates and three knives. ”

“......”

Feather Phoenix floated down from the tree: "No need, I've already prepared dinner for you." ”

"Hurry up and eat, I'm too hungry to walk. "Starripple, who claimed to be too hungry to walk, cast a psionic flashing spell and teleported into Feathered Phoenix's treehouse.

On the table were all sorts of strange foods, such as a giant beast's claw.

"What is this?" Wang Ming felt that this thing looked very familiar.

"Oh, this is the claw of the giant bear in the first two chapters!" said Feather Phoenix casually.

"Could it be ......" Wang Ming lifted the lid of another bowl, and there was a tree trunk inside.

"This is the tree that saved me. ”

"You have a little conscience, this is your savior!" Wang Ming roared.

"You can't blame me, I woke up and saw myself being held by a tree. Reflexively, he threw a bunch of magic over him......"

Wang Ming opened the third bowl. Inside was a pile of metal fragments engraved with runes.

"What is this?"

"This is power armor. Because there was too much of it, I picked up the core and removed it......"

The upper half of Wang Ming's face turned black directly, leaving only a pair of scarlet eyes.

"Stupid, don't you know that armor can still be used in repairs!!"

Wang Ming was about to tear the feather phoenix alive, but Xing Lian hurriedly stopped him.

"Calm down, you must be calm!"

"Let me kill her! Don't stop me! I'm going to send her to hell!"

finally calmed down Wang Ming...... Well, it was Xinglian who strangled him directly to shock.

Feather Phoenix squinted and opened the fourth bowl in front of Starripple, which contained the remnants of the Lich's skull.

Wang Ming: "......"

Xinglian, whose appetite was dispelled: "Let me kill her! Don't stop me! I'm going to send her to hell!"

Wang Ming strangled Xinglian to the point of shock, and collapsed on the chair like a puppet with a broken string. Hands down.

"Didn't you prepare a vegetarian dish? I just need to eat something light. ”

"Vegetarian? Yu Huang brought out two bowls of soup.

Wang Ming sniffed it, and a burst of mushroom fragrance wafted out of the soup.

"Don't worry, it's full of mushrooms, and I didn't put anything else. ”

Xinglian suspiciously scooped up a spoonful of soup and put it in his mouth.

A bolt of lightning runs through the taste buds, and the ultimate umami spreads from the surface of the tongue, filling every corner of the mouth.

"It's delicious!"

Wang Ming said disdainfully: "You are too fake, how can you be so delicious...... Hmmm! delicious!

The two of them took the soup and poured it down, and the deliciousness that made people bite their tongues made the two forget to breathe.

The mushrooms that have been cut into small pieces are not chewed, and they all go into the stomach.

The soup bottomed out quickly. Wang Ming decided to eat all the rest of the soup.

As a result, he saw several colorful mushrooms at the bottom of the bowl, which looked like jewels.

"Isn't this a poisonous mushroom called 'Demon Souls'......?"

Wang Ming and Xing Lian glanced at each other with a wry smile. Double two-way rear dumping. The bowls shattered to the floor, and the wooden floor was burned with white smoke from the remnants of the soup.

Tertiary 1611, July 12.

In the western part of the Phantom Sea Continent, in a dense forest in the famous Dusk Mountains.

Wang Ming complained: "Haven't you arrived yet? I can't walk anymore!"

Xinglian: "Who told you to carry so much luggage?"

Wang Ming: "What can I do, these are the necessities of life." ”

Xing Lian took out a turbid crystal ball full of cracks from his mind: "Then can you explain what this crystal ball that looks like garbage in the real room has to do with the necessities of life?"

"This is a valuable collection of little phoenixes, which can not only be used for divination, testing magic, peeping into the next room, but also using the convex lens principle to set fires. ”

"For the sake of such a few skills that are not expected to be needed by the end of the entire novel, you have to travel 300 kilometers with this twenty-pound crystal ball?"

"What, it's okay to use this crystal ball to make a fire every day?"

"Every day, we've been out for less than ten minutes!" Xinglian turned his head, and Feather's treehouse was not far behind.

"Don't say that, I'm a weak mage, so I'm not suitable for carrying too heavy things. Wang Ming secretly hid the hundred-kilogram giant sword behind him.

"Anyway, let's think of a way, there is no profession with a high strength value in the team after all. ”

"Do you mean I'm going to make a Golem of the Dead?"

"You built a Golem of the Dead specifically for carrying your luggage?"

"Why don't you call my master to come and help?"

"Scarlet Moon is now uncertain whether she lives or dies, and whether she lives or dies is determined by the reader's vote, do you want him to make a guest appearance on the airliner?"

Feather Phoenix swayed its two thin legs and walked past the two of them.

"Wait, swaying your legs...... Isn't that just floating in the air? How can you still 'walk by'?"

Wang Ming and Xing Lian took a closer look and found that Yu Huang was riding on a three-meter-tall full-body plate armor.

This plate armor was covered with countless scars all over its body, and its head was obviously broken and reconnected, and the most conspicuous thing was that this plate armor was now on all fours like a dog, and the feather phoenix was riding on its neck, and its back was pressed with a mountain of luggage.

"Isn't that the power armor that was dismantled by the lich and the phoenix together, and was it repaired by the little phoenix?"

The shape of the plate armor was completely modeled after the armor of the Templars of the time. And now. The Templar actually moved on his knees. The two people watching pulled a row of black lines on their foreheads.

Wang Ming wiped his sweat: "Is this really a big husband?"

Xinglian replied casually, "It should be fine, I won't be surprised if it's a bumpy man shape or Iron Man's armor and dog." ”

Yu Huang beckoned to the two of them: "Do you want to get on the bus? Now it only takes half a ticket to the Roland Empire." ”

"Half a ticket for your sister, I got this plate armor!" Wang Ming jumped up and down angrily.

"However, you discarded it as garbage the other day, and I picked it up and repaired it, so this plate armor should be my property!"

Wang Ming explained: "How can I abandon it? It's Xinglian retreating." The equipment was exposed, and as a result, the equipment was emptied by the lich and durable, and before I could pick it up, you snatched it away!"

"What is mine is mine, and now it is mine in my hands. ”

Wang Ming argued incoherently: "Damn, that's really mine!"

"Does it say your name is written on it?"

Wang Ming opened the helmet and pointed to the notch on the inside of the steel helmet: "My name is really written on it." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm illiterate and don't know how to read. ”

Wang Ming: "The anger value is full......"

"Okay, okay, this time let you sit for free, right?"

Wang Ming hurriedly sat up: "Sooner said no, it's over?"

Xinglian: "Your argument. Do you want to get your armor back or do you want to ride for free?"

“...... Don't say so much, hurry up. Anyway, when I push her down, everything will be mine. ”

Xinglian hurriedly moved away from Wang Ming's side and carefully tightened his clothes.

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The Dragon Hunter Guild has a total of more than a thousand combatants, as well as several times the number of logistics personnel. In order to cope with the task of the Holy See, the main hunting team, which was originally assembled to hunt in the north, had to be divided into more than a hundred people and entered the Dusk Mountains with the reserves. In order to make the search more efficient, the hunters are divided into dozens of squads and communicate with each other using magical communication devices.

A few nights ago, the team directly under the command post reported that the target had been captured, and the assembled team rushed to the dispatch site to see that only the barren dead land remained, and the scorched earth with no grass left traces of dark magic.

And looking at the concentration of this dark energy, people can't help but wonder if this is the Grim Reaper inviting the Seven Kings of the Undead to a banquet or something.

The temporary command post was not built immediately, and as a large organization that had been established for hundreds of years, the element of infighting would definitely not be able to escape. That's right, the organization is divided into several factions, and all of these factions have been assigned to this hunt. Originally, there was the regimental commander's henchman "Predator's Fang" to command, and in the name of the regiment commander, he could also suppress these guys who didn't like each other, but now as soon as this druid died, the underground became a mess, and several second-line leaders didn't obey anyone, so they all went their own way.

Wang Ming: "You mean, this organization, an average of twenty people per faction?"

Xing Lian: "That's not right, there are three major factions of the dragon hunters, in addition to the clan of the regiment leader, there are also two factions of the deputy regiment leader, in addition, there seem to be two factions in the logistics department fighting each other. Within each faction, several parties can be divided, and within several parties, they can be divided into several groups with different political views......"

"To be able to mess up this virtue, I really feel sorry for the head of the regiment. How could they have survived to this day? Such an unstable organization should have been destroyed in a civil war a long time ago!"

"It is true that the internal fighting is fierce, but in the face of higher-level external fighting, the internal fighting will temporarily stop, for example, when several parties in the deputy leader's faction are infighting, and the leader's faction puts pressure on them, then the several parties of the deputy head will temporarily unite to resist the attack of the regiment leader, a bit like the feudal system in Western Europe. ”

Wang Ming: "Wait, how do you know about the sub-sealing system on the earth?"

"I just know, what can you do to me? Oh, since even you can travel through as a big living person, do I know what's wrong with a little knowledge of another world?"

"That's right, but I always feel very wrong. ”

"What's wrong in the world is how are you?"

Facing the increasingly oppressive atmosphere of the forest, the dragon hunters did not hold each other, but took the smallest faction as a unit, and went their own way, and I don't know what they thought.

Rhodes is a new addition to the Warlock, a class that, unlike Mages, relies on the power in their bodies to cast spells instead of reciting spells and runes. Although it is easy to practice in the early stage, it is difficult to level up in the later stage, after all, without the protagonist's aura, it is still difficult to feel the "mysterious power in the depths of the bloodline".

Moreover, it is also difficult for warlocks to learn new spells, and those spells have to rely on comprehension, that is, to dig out the existing spells from their inherited bloodline, and the other way is to seal the existing spells into their own bodies. There are pros and cons to these methods, the advantage is that you don't have to hold a spell book to review spells all day long like a mage, and the disadvantage is that you can't store too many spells in your body, after all, the capacity is limited, and the mage's spells can be recorded in the spell book, and no matter how much you can write down.

The author pondered for half an hour and couldn't think of a suitable example, so let's make do with it.

"Brother Bran, why don't we go with the others, maybe it's safer to go back together now?" asked Loz cautiously.

As a newcomer, Loz doesn't usually talk much, and he doesn't like to talk much, and this quiet little warlock won the favor of his companions after a few days of joining. But the situation seemed a little strange now, and he couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart, and asked the leader of the group, the swordsman with the pitch-black heavy sword on his back.

"Team up? Who will we team up with? If we team up with people from other factions and parties, we will be killed as traitors by people from our own faction or party when we go back, and the groups of our party have been in a cold war recently, didn't that guy Vino just fought with us two days ago? Now go and team up with him, aren't you afraid that he will have his head off in the middle of the night?"

"It's better than being killed by that mysterious group of enemies, right?"

"No, you're wrong, I'd rather be taken by the lich or the dragon myself than killed by those annoying creatures. ”

After the fourth-order swordsman Bran said this, a certain dragon in the Crimson Moon Mountain and a lich in the underworld sneezed at the same time.

Loz received this unsatisfactory answer, and had to lament and give up persuasion, the organization was really a mess. He took out the wine bag from his waist and poured a mouthful of an unknown black liquid full of medicinal smell.

Bran asked curiously, "What are you drinking, it smells bad." ”

"Oh, this is my medicine, my lungs are not very good. ”

In fact, Loz didn't have lung disease, he was sick in the cheeks.

"That's right, I'm not human, but Naga who disguised themselves as human with potions and disfigurement, my race lost the battle against the Moon Temple, I was captured in that war, and I consider myself lucky compared to my companions who died tragically on the night of the general assault. ”

Roz took a sip of the bitter potion, the icy bitterness spreading from the tip of his tongue to the depths of his throat. (To be continued......)