Chapter 260: Potion of Wisdom
A nameless island overseas.
Zhou Zheng opened the Peppa Pig space and poured out the contents inside, and all kinds of miscellaneous items were piled up into a small mountain, including but not limited to various weapons, armor, treasures and the like.
These are all kinds of miscellaneous items collected by the Celestial God Pagoda and his party.
At this moment, a phantom shadow flashed in the pile of debris, and with a scream, a long yellow 'snake' stabbed towards the front door of the circumference.
In the face of the sudden attack, Zhou Zheng did not have the slightest panic in his eyes.
He then lifted up in front of his door, and a silver light flashed in his palm.
With the sound of Jin Ge colliding, the yellow phantom was blocked, and it was a yellow spear made of sand.
Sea Buckthorn Gun, the Lord's orange weapon.
Although the degree of fit between the two has not reached the level of the unity of man and machine, it is still more than 50%, and at this level, the machine spirit has a great affection for its owner.
At this time, it is this sea buckthorn gun that is trying to avenge its master.
The sea buckthorn spear seemed to have turned into a super tornado, constantly drilling and grinding in Zhou Zheng's palm, but it was all taken down by the divine armor one by one.
After a few seconds, the sea buckthorn spear lost its strength and fell weakly to the ground, shattering into yellow sand.
Zhou Zheng squatted down, reached out and grabbed one of the handfuls of yellow sand, and shook it lightly by instilling magic power.
In an instant, the sea buckthorn spear turned from yellow sand to a spear again.
Watching the process of turning the sea buckthorn gun from yellow sand into a weapon, Zhou Zheng said with a smile:
"Tsk, this weapon is pretty fun."
"Buzz!" The sea buckthorn gun exploded in an instant, turning into a small sandstorm in Zhou Zheng's palm.
It's a pity that the other party's resistance was still blocked by the Divine War Armor 1510, and there was no breakthrough in the slightest.
But the angry mood of the sea buckthorn gun was still transmitted to Zhou Zheng.
"Are you angry?" Zhou Zheng muttered to himself, and then his consciousness spread towards the sea buckthorn gun.
"I can give you what the god gives you, I will give you 100 units of yellow sand essence, how about you listen to my command?"
Sea Buckthorn Gun: x
"A thousand units."
Sea Buckthorn Gun: "X"
Zhou Zheng glanced at all his reserves, such as the Yellow Sand Essence, the Divine Lord was already a little more than 10,000.
There is no machine spirit around Zhou Zheng who likes to eat these things.
So, he erased a small part and said:
"The price of 10,000 units of yellow sand essence, this is all I have, even the god lord has not been so good to you, right? Or will you follow me? ”
However, even if Zhou Zheng said so, the sea buckthorn gun still refused, and he didn't even bother to continue to reply.
Since there was no way to add it on his side, Zhou Zheng had to lower his requirements for the other party.
"In this way, the previous request remains the same, but you don't need to treat me like you did to the god before, but at least give me a chance, right?"
Sea Buckthorn Gun: x
Zhou Zheng, who was still rejected, was not angry, and was even a little happy.
That's exactly why he likes these machine spirits.
Simple, single-minded, and protector...... Oh, this third rule is to eliminate the Eater's Blade, it's a bit of a pitfall.
Even if the compatibility between the sea buckthorn gun and the god lord is only a little more than 50%, it can still do this for the other party.
However, fortunately, the compatibility of the other party is only a little more than 50.
Zhou Zheng decided to make one last effort.
"In this way, 10,000 units of yellow sand essence will be given to you, how about reconciliation between you and me? I don't need you to work for me, as long as you don't make trouble for me in the future. ”
Zhou Zheng continued:
"You must know that the battle between me and the Divine Lord was a fair battle to the death, and we all tried our best to try to kill each other, and he could die, and so did I. And the reason why the god lord is dead is because his skills are not as good as people, and the moment the god lord dies, the grudge should be over. ”
If the other party doesn't agree to this...... Zhou Zheng could only endure the pain and erase the other party's machine spirit.
Fortunately, after hearing what Zhou Zheng said this time, the body of the sea buckthorn gun was lightly hooked, like a √, and then quickly returned to its original state. Seeing this, Zhou Zheng also happily fed it 10,000 units of yellow sand essence.
After solving the problem of the sea buckthorn gun, Zhou Zheng looked at the other things in the debris pile.
All the expenses of the Soul King are on the Soul Golem, and there is not a single orange piece of equipment on it, and the Beast God has one.
And the god lord is the most tyrant among them, in addition to a sea buckthorn gun, there are also three orange pieces of equipment.
It's just that the sea buckthorn gun is the most compatible among them, and it is also the most difficult to do, and the others are at most a little bit uneasy to deal with, only the sea buckthorn gun is a real assassination for a while.
After solving the sea buckthorn gun, this pile of clutter is just physical work.
After a brief categorization.
There were two more piles of things in front of Zhou Zheng, one was a treasure that could be left behind, and the other was a ......
The sea buckthorn gun can be left, as long as you communicate and exchange feelings, if Zhou Zheng can't do it, the little fat man will be on it, and if the little fat man can't do it, you can go to the little song, this is still an orange weapon after all.
Aeolus boots (the only orange piece of equipment on the beast god) can also be washed, whether you wear them yourself or leave them for your family.
But......
The big pants of the god lord (close-fitting orange version), this kind of thing shows Zhou Zheng's face, and it is the first time he has seen orange-level big pants.
But why is this thing so embarrassing to stay?
Even if you throw it to your own companion, it doesn't fit well.
There is also the Beast God's tiger fur coat (original version), a whole bunch of socks (purple quality), someone's towel...... And so on a whole bunch of personal items.
Zhou Zheng didn't know why he left with these in the first place.
He clicked on the mall and after doing some work in it.
[Whether to sell 5,471 second-hand products, you can get 1 million gold coins.] 】
[Tips: If you are not satisfied with this price, you can open your own store to set a price for sale, and the mall will only charge the cost.] 】
Zhou Zheng: ......
What second-hand products?
Do you know who they are? He is a hundred-level boss! These are all people's personal items, do you know how many perverts come back to ask the price if you put down the festival and sell it?
"Yes!"
Although others may be perverts, Zhou Zheng thinks that he is quite normal.
At least it's normal for this kind of thing.
With a large number of second-hand items in front of him, a golden card appeared out of thin air, and the card was marked with a number: 1 million.
Gold coins are not like meritorious deeds, gold coins are physical. And a million gold coins can be piled up into a mountain.
Therefore, the system kindly helped Zhou Zheng solve this problem.
The golden card in front of you represents 1 million gold coins, and in any place covered by the system, you can withdraw that million gold coins at any time with this card.
"Let's take a look at 10,000 first?"
As the words fell, a golden ocean flowed out of the golden card, and the gold coins fell to the ground with a ding-dong dong, forming a pile of hills in front of Zhou Zheng.
"Wuhu ~ I'm rich!"
Looking at the pile of gold coins in front of Zhou Zheng, Akuya hurriedly rushed over and threw herself directly into the sea of gold.
Zhou Zheng silently reminded this sand sculpture.
"Which, this is me who got rich, not you."
Akua took a gold coin and put it in her mouth and bit it, and said:
"If you get rich, don't you make me rich, don't forget the wealth!"
"Lord Zhou Zheng, you won't look at me so poor, will you?"
Seeing that the bite was not enjoyable, Akuya licked the gold coin in her hand again, and smirked happily.
Looking at the gold coins full of saliva, Zhou Zheng was suddenly full of disgust for the pile of gold coins on the ground, he clenched the gold coin card in his hand and waved his hand at Akuya.
"Oh haha~ Amazing!"
Then, Akuya tugged on Zhou Zheng's sleeve and begged:
"Zhou Zhengsang, help me buy an auxiliary system, there is really no one on this desert island, and gold coins are useless at all!"
Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes.
But Zhou Zheng, who was cultivating, really couldn't bear Akuya's annoyance three times a day.
In the end, it cost 10,000 merits to equip her with a consumer assistance system.
Just a reminder: "Remember not to spend it indiscriminately." ”
…………
The next day –
Looking at the bottle of Erguotou placed with Akuya, Zhou Zheng fell into silence.
He pointed to the bottle of two pots tremblingly, and said in a dry voice:
"That's ...... It was you who spent 10,000 ...... 10,000 ......"
Zhou Zheng felt ......
If he dies one day, he must be by Akua.
Akuya held the bottle of Erguo in both hands, and said with her eyes shining:
"This is the world's only and most special wine, it is said that in ancient times, even the emperor could not drink such a fine wine! It's only sold for 10,000 gold coins, or a special price from others! ”
Zhou Zheng: ......
Of course, I can't drink it!
Why don't you say that Qin Shi Huang can't even drink beer?
After half a ring, Zhou Zheng grinned his dry lips and said:
“…… Can I get a refund? ”
Akuya glanced at Zhou Zheng vigilantly, and silently took a step back with her own wine second pot head, and then took another step back.
"Don't think!"
"This is a peerless wine, why should you return it?"
Zhou Zheng: ......
Special code, I'm afraid that such a deception will be fooled by a sand sculpture like you, right?
And...... It's also special to be on it twice!
Special code, Zhou Zheng has had enough of the sand sculpture in front of him.
Is there a way to make her IQ smarter!
With an excited heart and trembling hands, Zhou Zheng trembled and clicked on Zhang Nan in the address book.
After explaining the matter clearly, Zhou Zheng shouted:
"Hunt down a guy named Cun Time with all your might! Made, I want him to die without a place to be buried! ”
Zhang Nan: ?
Zhang Nan: !
"Good fellow, the enemy has to be so sleeping, why worry about big things? Oh, my side, that's the end of the calf, and if Akuya can't grow her IQ, can't she have a longer memory? ”
Zhou Zheng: ......
He also wanted to know if that could be done.
So, Zhou Zheng clicked on the meritorious mall.
"Invincible merit mall, use my massive merit to think of a way!"
An ad pops up.
"Are you still worried that your child is too stupid? Are you still worried that your children are not like you? Are you still worried about your child's future? ”
"Then come and try this product, smart potion, give you a super smart child, effectively increase intelligence, adults and children can use it."
"Don't want ninety-nine-eight, don't ninety-eight, as long as 9.8 million killing feats, take home a magical smart potion, order hotline: *******"
"Advice: Smart people don't buy."
Zhou Zheng: ......
This product is advertised...... How does it look so much like a scammer? Or the kind of liar of the last century.
Zhou Zheng took a closer look at the sales of this smart potion, and it was still a big 0 at this time.
Good guys, this product doesn't even bother to swipe orders, right?
No sales, no reviews, no recipes.
This special code is a three-no product!
However, this Killing Meritorious Mall is officially re-sold, and it is still worth so much.
There's an old saying in the Meritorious Mall that says it well.
The products officially sold in the mall may be expensive, but they will not be pitted.
Tsai carefully studied the smart potion in front of him inside and out, and determined that this thing was really the official product sold in the Meritorious Mall. Zhou Zheng hesitated for a few seconds, but finally took down the bottle of potion.
And then...... After buying Zhou Zheng, he began to regret it.
Especially when he saw the four big words 'all sold' on the product, Zhou Zheng felt that he had been deceived.
Shouldn't this special code run away immediately after deceiving a sass?
"This ...... Even if it's all pure water, there should be no side effects, right? ”
"Anyway, there are no side effects, so it doesn't matter if it doesn't work......"
"Or ...... Try? ”
Zhou Zheng waved his hand at Akuya and shouted:
"Akuya, come on, I bought you a gift, but it's a big gift worth 9.8 million, after drinking it, you can ask other people to look at you discriminately."
"Phew, you're the only one who discriminates against me, okay?" Akuya ran over like a gust of wind, looked at Zhou Zheng directly, and said with bright eyes:
"What are you going to give me? What is it? Is it a super wine? ”
Zhou Zheng shook the potion in his hand and said:
"It's a smart potion worth 9.8 million, I heard that you will become smarter after drinking it."
Akua: (t_t)
Looking at Akuya's eyes like looking at a staff, Zhou Zheng couldn't help but defend himself:
"No, no, no, I'm different from you."
"I'm real, this is officially sold...... It should be true. ”
Akuya touched Zhou Zheng's head and said with pity:
"Xiao Zhouzheng, alas, what can you do with your brain, it's so easy to be deceived, or you can drink this bottle of potion yourself."
Zhou Zheng: ......
Shake cold, calm and calm!
Zhou Zheng struggled to break free from Akuya's hands, looked at the sand sculpture in front of him with a pair of dead fish eyes, and handed over the potion in his hand.
"Say, do you drink?"
Akua suddenly let go of her feet and ran wildly, her hands spinning like hot wheels.
"If you don't drink, I won't drink, hahahaha, my IQ is already invincible in the world, and I don't need to be smarter."
Zhou Zheng was quick-eyed, and before the sand sculpture ran out of his attack range, he grabbed the opponent's arm and pulled the sand sculpture back.
Then, he reached out and pinched Akuya's mouth, forcing the bottle into the other's mouth.
Unfortunately, despite her grinning mouth, Akuya's teeth were still tightly closed, revealing her eight closed front teeth.
Zhou Zheng shook Akuya and roared frantically:
"Quick, open your mouth, give me the medicine to drink, the 9.8 million of labor and management can't be wasted! I want to prove that this bottle of potion is indeed useful, I Zhou Zheng is not weaker than others in my life, how can I be deceived? ”
"Discord, Wo feels that Bucher compromises business Changping! (Don't drink it, I definitely don't drink this three-no product!) )”
Akuya's eyes glanced at the water in the medicine bottle, and said proudly:
"If you force me to drink it, I'll purify it into water, don't forget that I'm the goddess of water, and I can easily purify it with such a little thing."
Zhou Zheng thought for a moment, and then said:
"I'll find you ten bottles of fine wine, just look for it on the Meritorious Mall, and guarantee that the total price will not be less than 10 million Killing Merit. You obediently drink this smart potion for me, and I can't use the purification power. ”
Zhou Zheng's eyes were glowing red, and he said madly:
"I don't believe it, this potion must be real, how can I, Zhou Zheng, be deceived?!"
Akua: (t_t)
Akuya stretched out two fingers, picked at the boogies, wiped them on Zhou Zheng's clothes, and said:
"Twenty bottles, and the best of the best."
"Deal!"
Nie Xiaoqian on the side opened her mouth to speak.
She thought, if this potion is real, do you need two bottles? At least one bottle per person?
Zhou Zheng handed the smart potion in his hand to Akuya.
Then, I saw her drink the potion in one fell swoop, and all the potion flowed down her throat without the slightest waste, and it was not purified into ordinary pure water by Akuya.
Watching Akuya drink the potion, Zhou Zheng asked nervously:
"How?"
"I feel so dizzy, I kind of want to sleep." Holding her head, Akua gave a big hache and shuffled towards her room.
"I'm going to sleep, I have to remember those twenty bottles of wine~ Good night, Mr. Zhou Zheng, good night, Sister Xiaoqian."
Zhou Zheng touched his chin and pondered:
"So, is this working or not?"
"The head is dizzy, it should have an effect on the brain, but I don't know if Akuya will have a brain."