Chapter 4 Are You a Baby? I'm going to be a urinal.
"What is an ID card?"
Zhao Chongyuan looked at the dog baby with a strange expression.
There are quite a few strange things that his son has made.
Even he, the emperor, had never heard of it.
Wang Lishi on the side also listened.
In all dynasties of the Great Qian, there were population surveys and counts the number of households in the country, so as to facilitate the collection and payment of taxes by the imperial court, basically once every ten years.
But what is this ID card?
He, the master of ceremonies, the great eunuch who holds the seal, has never heard of it.
"It's this."
The dog baby ostentatiously took out something similar to a token from her arms, engraved with a huge ghost, and under this ghost word is engraved a line of fine small characters, which should be the address of the dog's home.
But the only special thing is that on this token, there is also an ingenious rubbing of a human head, which is exactly the appearance of a dog baby.
"That's it?"
Wang Lishi glanced at it, he thought it was something, but he didn't expect it to be a simple token, the only special thing is that there is a personal avatar.
"This thing is very easy to handle, there are countless skilled craftsmen, and it is still very simple to get this thing."
Wang Lishi said nonchalantly.
There is nothing special about the token, it is nothing more than rubbing the human head, which is a little time-consuming and laborious.
"Think it's easy, don't you?"
The herdsman looked at the smile on Wang Lishi's face, and said with the same smile: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, in fact, this thing is not only simple for you, but also for the Nanchen and Beiliang garrisons next door to our Youzhou, so guess what?" ”
"What's wrong?"
Wang Lishi frowned, and his eyes subconsciously looked at the herdsmen.
"As a result, His Royal Highness the King of Yan saw through it, and the spies sent in were all cut off by His Royal Highness the King of Yan himself, made into human beings, and hung on the head of the city, for three days and three nights, the blood flowed and dyed the city walls red.
As he spoke, the herdsman looked Wang Lishi up and down.
Wang Lishi, who watched it, had straight hairs in his heart.
Be an adult, cut off your hands and feet, hang yourself at the head of the city, and stay for three days and three nights?
Thinking about that scene, Wang Lishi had a creepy feeling.
Zhao Chongyuan looked at the herdsman with interest and asked with a smile, "What about later?" ”
"Later? Later, Nan Chen and Bei Liang were naturally unwilling. ”
The herdsman sneered and said: "But it's a pity that our Royal Highness King Yan has seen through it, and made a person to hang at the head of the city.
And His Royal Highness King Yan said that the purpose of this Lianzhu crossbow is to protect our Youzhou, and we will not invade others, but if they want to come, we are not afraid.
What did that mean? ”
Speaking of which, the herders are a little stuck.
Gouwa added: "It's friends who come and have good wine, jackals who come and have big sticks, whether to do business or fight, let the people of Nanchen and Beiliang make their own decisions." ”
"Okay, a good friend has a good wine, and a jackal has a stick."
Zhao Chongyuan laughed when he heard this.
The more he pondered Zhao Ding's words, the more satisfied Zhao Chongyuan became.
Friends come with wine, jackals come with sticks, whether to do business or fight, let the people of Nanchen and Beiliang make their own decisions!
This arrogance!
Even his father, who is the emperor, is not as good.
The sword can hurt the enemy, but it can also deter the enemy.
Whether you use it or not, it's up to you to do it.
If you come hard, we will come hard, if you speak well, then we will sit down and do business.
But when I thought of it, Zhao Ding actually complained to him all day long.
Zhao Chongyuan was angry again.
Good boy, are you still hiding with him?
Why.
Are you afraid that your father will covet your two jujubes?
"But this Lianzhu crossbow, I have to take some back, and it's best to get this secret to making ID cards, as well as a way to identify the real and fake."
Zhao Chongyuan pondered secretly in his heart.
This time, he really didn't come in vain when he came to Youzhou.
I didn't expect my son to come up with such a fun thing.
As for whether Zhao Ding gave it or not, Zhao Chongyuan didn't think about it.
If you dare not give it, Lao Tzu will break your legs!
"By the way, a few benefactors, this time you came to my Youzhou?"
At this moment, the herdsman suddenly looked at Zhao Chongyuan and Wang Lishi, and asked tentatively.
Talked about it until now.
He could see it, too.
This group of people should be led by Zhao Chongyuan and Wang Lishi, and even his nephew seems to be just the escort of this group of people.
"Do business."
Zhao Chongyuan was in a good mood.
determined that his son was not a collaborator and traitor, but all for the sake of the people of the fiefdom, and he was also a combination of rigidity and softness towards Nanchen and Beiliang.
Zhao Chongyuan's tone became softer and softer when he spoke.
Listening to Wang Lishi on the side, he also looked sideways.
Since his majesty ascended the throne, it seems that he has not been so happy for a long time because he has been entangled in internal and external troubles.
"Business, that's good."
The herdsmen also laughed when they heard this, "We don't talk about other things in Youzhou, but there are a lot of strange things in all kinds of things, and there are all kinds of strange things, in the past few years, our Youzhou can be so rich, but it is all the credit of those strange things that His Royal Highness King Yan has made." ”
Saying that, the herdsman took out a transparent glass from his sleeve and put it in front of Zhao Chongyuan's eyes, "See, this is also made by His Royal Highness King Yan, it is not worth much in our Youzhou, but I heard that it is worth a lot in other places, and I heard that in the eyes of those royal families in South Chen and Beiliang, they are proud to have this cup made by His Royal Highness King Yan." ”
"Sir, isn't this a glass cup?"
Looking at the almost transparent cup taken out of the herdsman's hand, Wang Lishi looked stunned, and subconsciously packaged a beautiful brocade box from the sleeve.
When the lid was opened, a transparent utensil identical to that of a herdsman was revealed.
It's just that the style is a little different from the one in the herdsmen's hands.
But the material is pretty much the same.
This is the last time the Goryeo royal family paid tribute to them Zhao Chongyuan, extremely precious, it is said that the skilled craftsmen of Mobei took out the natural crystal from under the iceberg, and it took three full years to create.
Crystal clear and extremely pure.
As soon as the tribute came, it was deeply liked by the mothers and princesses in the palace.
Zhao Chongyuan saw that he had served for many years, so he rewarded him with one.
Even now, he hasn't been willing to use it, basically he just carries it with him, and he wants to take it out and play with it twice.
But now I look at the cup in the herdsman's hand, and then look at the cup in my own hand.
Wang Lishi had a feeling of a dog for a moment.
Not for me to be a eunuch......
Kill the dog!
"Where did you get this?"
Zhao Chongyuan also looked at the cup in the herdsman's hand in disbelief.
This thing is a tribute from the Goryeo royal family, and only their Daqian royal family can use it, even those dignitaries in the capital don't have it in their hands, and they can't buy it with money.
Whether you can get it depends on his Zhao Chongyuan's mood.
The main reason is that this object is made of natural crystal by craftsmen of the Goryeo royal family.
Quantities are extremely scarce.
If you break one, you will lose one.
But now it's actually??
"What a glass cup, it's just a glass, this thing is much older in our Youzhou, it's not worth much,
The herdsman corrected him disapprovingly.
By the way, he glanced at Zhao Chongyuan and Wang Lishi with a look of contempt.
In the end, he is a foreigner, and he has no knowledge.
"A lot? Not worth it? ”
Zhao Chongyuan pouted, and his eyebrows almost wrinkled into the word "Sichuan".
At the bottom of his heart, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Although the Goryeo royal family is a tribute, his Daqian royal family also returns the favor in order to show the majesty of the great power.
Folded down.
This cup is about a thousand taels of silver.....
I'm ****** (big dry swear words)
I don't translate here, but it's right to scold very dirty......
"Master, I was been..."
Wang Lishi was so anxious that he was about to cry.
Those boxes of real money were cheated like this.
He, Wang Lishi, a dignified cadre, a master of ceremonies, and a eunuch with a seal actually took a worthless thing as a treasure?
The herdsman frowned and looked at Wang Lishi and Zhao Chongyuan, and subconsciously asked, "Why is this thing very valuable in other places?" My urinals are all used for this, why don't I wipe them for you and sell them to you cheaper? ”
"Forehead ~~~~~"
A clear row of dots appeared on Wang Lishi's head.
Chamber pot??
Sell?
Still selling cheaply?
How dare you say it?
"Uh..."
The herdsman laughed awkwardly, as if realizing that his joke had gone too far.
hurriedly explained: "Actually, I can't blame you, the main reason is that our Youzhou is located in a remote area, separated from the outside world by 100,000 mountains, and good things can't be shipped, so we can only cheap those merchants who pass by."
It would be good if you saw more in our Youzhou in the future,
In fact, this thing is not worth much in our Youzhou, and a penny of silver can buy a lot, if it weren't for my dislike that my thing is too fragile, I want to replace the trough of my cattle and sheep with this mainly to make it cheaper. ”
Burst!
Wang Lishi was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
I thought that the herdsmen were comforting him, but I didn't expect it......
Well, those who don't know are not to blame, and those who don't know are not to blame.
Wang Lishi comforted himself over and over again in his heart.
But when I thought that the things I was reluctant to use were actually used as urinals, I disliked the feeding trough for the animals.
He couldn't stop throbbing in the bottom of his heart.
Zhao Chongyuan's face on the side was also not very good.
The majestic face of the national character can drip water at the moment.
He understood it now.
Why in the past two years, Goryeo has been saying that this thing is difficult to find, and at the same time it has been constantly accelerating the frequency of tribute.
Each time I pulled out several cars of this so-called glass cup slowly.
Dare to treat him Zhao Chongyuan as a big wrong?
Good for you, Goryeo royal family.
I'll settle accounts with you when I get back!"
Seeing that Wang Lishi's face was wrong, the second baby hurriedly coughed lightly: "Uncle." ”
Looking at his nephew's frowning appearance, the old herdsman was also blind.
He didn't seem to say anything, did he?
How did this happen?
After clearing his throat, the old herdsman quickly patted the dog next to him and scolded: "You deflated calf, what are you doing in a daze?" Don't hurry up and peel the cow and invite the benefactor to eat meat, the benefactor is a foreigner, he has no knowledge, we can't blame him, we should do the friendship of the landlord or do it. ”
Listening to his uncle's words, the second baby smiled bitterly.
This old man of his own family is really comforting.....
But he still pulled out the saber on his waist and went to skin the cowhide with the dog.
But looking at the busy figure of the dog baby and the second baby.
Wang Lishi and Zhao Chongyuan were not in the mood at all.
The two sat on the ground with their eyes blank.......