Chapter 11 My Lao Tzu Came to Youzhou?

"Master, we seem to have been trapped."

As soon as he came out of Wang Er's Mazi foot bath shop, Wang Lishi suddenly frowned bitterly.

Although this foot massage is quite novel.

But this one-time fee is six taels of silver.

It's too dark.

It's pretty comfortable, though.

But it's too expensive anyway.

It's worth a month's worth of these people.

"How do the guests feel?"

As soon as a few people left the door of the foot bath shop, the tour guide who had been waiting here for a long time immediately greeted them.

Seeing this tour guide, Wang Lishi glared at the latter with a bad face: "This is a black shop, how can there be a massage that costs six taels of silver for one person." ”

The tour guide didn't care about this, and fully showed a senior black guide... Ahem, the excellent quality of a professional Taoist, said solemnly: "Guest officer, what you said is wrong, what we enjoy is not a massage, it is a service, I will ask you if you have seen the skirt of the girl?"

Have you ever seen thin, almost transparent stockings?

Have you ever seen high heels?

Have you ever seen a miniskirt? ”

Without waiting for Wang Lishi to speak to Zhao Chongyuan, the tour guide continued: "Have you never seen it? It's right if I haven't seen it, our Wang Er Mazi foot bath shop has been open since the store opened, and His Royal Highness Yan Wang said that the main thing of our Wang Er Mazi foot bath shop is not massage, it is fresh, and the old wine is tasted, but the new tea is drunk. ”

Listen to the tour guide.

Wang Lishi rolled his eyes.

Dare to accept the money, you are right in everything.

I listened to the tour guide and continued: "Let's talk about this price, our Wang Er Mazi foot bath shop, but the price is clearly marked, you can't see." ”

The tour guide pointed to it

Sure enough, next to the signboard of Wang Er Mazi foot bath shop, there was a signboard.

Package 1: 12 taels of silver / 1 hour.

Soak your feet, massage, and push oil all over your body.

Package 2: Sixteen silver/one and a half hours.

Foot soaking, head massage, waist and back pulling, kneeling back, back pulling, foot and leg massage.

Package 3....

The handwriting on it is written in block letters, and there are many types.

Just now they did it like a set meal.

"Look at it, the price list is not here, we do business here, it has always been a child, there is never a phenomenon of the store bullying customers, and you are a distinguished guest, and your master is a distinguished guest."

Listen to the tour guide's boasting.

Wang Lishi subconsciously raised his head.

That's right.

He was a distinguished guest.

Their lord is a distinguished guest among distinguished guests.

The most honorable person in Daqian!

Looking at Wang Lishi's fluttering appearance, the tour guide continued to flicker: "Yes, since they are all distinguished guests, do they care about money?"

Didn't all the guests never care about the silver?

Not always the best, just the most expensive!

What you buy is what you feel!

The flower is face! ”

"Alright, alright, don't say it."

Listening to the black-hearted tour guide, the more he said, the more outrageous he became, Wang Lishi hurriedly raised his hand to make him stop, and turned his head to look at Zhao Chongyuan: "Master, did we have this when we just went in?" ”

"Is there one?"

Zhao Chongyuan really didn't pay attention.

But looking at the style of the sign, I don't want it to be newly hung up.

As for the second baby, these people are even more confused.

As soon as they came to this store, they were attracted by the strange clothes of those female technicians, how could they pay attention to this thing?

Seeing that several people were a little confused, the black-hearted guide grinned:

Just kidding, we're serious about pitting people!

Then, he said with a straight face: "Guest officer, you can rest assured, our Youzhou City is governed by His Royal Highness King Yan, the main thing is a reputation, our main purpose is to let customers have fun (full of hope), play at ease (unconsciously), and spend comfortably (not a dime left)!"

Look at whether the shopkeeper of Wang Er's pockmarked foot bath shop gave you a discount just now! ”

If we want to cheat you for money, will we give you a discount? (Raising the price first, then lowering the price, that's not part of the rule!) )”

Listening to the tour guide's set, Wang Lishi nodded subconsciously: "Master, it seems that this is indeed the case." ”

"Well, that's right."

Zhao Chongyuan nodded.

According to the price on the price list, the six of them were indeed seventy-two taels.

The store took half of it, which is indeed more conscientious.

Maybe it's expensive.

But I don't know why, I always feel that something is wrong, but I still can't say anything.

As for the eyes of the second baby and the others looking at the tour guide, it is even more so, you have a big drop of conscience!

The conscience is great!

(Note: The main thing is that they don't need to pay!) Here's the point! )

Seeing Wang Lishi, Zhao Chongyuan and the others continued to struggle with the price, and the black-hearted tour guide continued to introduce: "Guest officer, this carriage has also stopped, and this foot bath has also been pressed, where will we go next?"

There are a lot of special tourism projects in Youzhou, in addition to Wang Er Mazi foot bath shop, there is also Li Ergou Gambling House, as for the special viewing projects, there are Liu Laosi suona team, Sun Lao Wu Shouyi shop, Qi Lao Liu...."

"Hit, hit, stop!"

Listening to the unreliable introduction of the black-hearted tour guide, the corners of Wang Lishi and Zhao Chongyuan's mouths twitched.

I'm going to send them away.

Forget about the gambling house, the suona team, and the shroud shop have all come out.

Is there a coffin shop next?

A funeral dragon, the main thing is that a goose must stay, and there will be no bones left?

"Ah yes, by the way, we also have a Qian Lao Ba urn shop in Youzhou, why don't you go and see it together."

At this moment, the tour guide said excitedly.

Boy.

I'm afraid that the cemetery will not be enough, so I will replace it with an urn, right?

Zhao Chongyuan and Wang Lishi grinned.

What the hell is this?

"Okay, don't talk about it, let's go to Zhao's firm."

Zhao Chongyuan waved his hand to stop the young Daoist's desire to continue.

Raise your feet and walk towards the inside of Youzhou City.

When the tour guide heard this, the corners of his mouth suddenly curled.

Let you go out today with a tael of silver.

I'm not up to the job as a tour guide!

"Okay, a few distinguished guests come with me."

The tour guide called.

ran to Wang Lishi, Zhao Chongyuan and a few people in front of him, and led them towards the largest black-hearted den in Youzhou City... Bah!

The biggest feature.

Zhao's firm ran away.

Wang Lishi and Zhao Chongyuan had just left, not long after.

In Wang Er's Mazi foot bath shop, the previous shopkeeper walked out with a regretful face.

It's a pity that the payment is too refreshing.

Before he could say the lines he had prepared in advance, the silver arrived so refreshingly.

Sure enough, I still have meat to eat with His Royal Highness King Yan.

First increase the price by a hundred times, and then tearfully give you a 5% discount.

When the money arrived, the man was slaughtered.

But they can't say why.

Even the good lines he prepared in advance: Family, I will give you benefits today!

I didn't say a word.

Pity.

What makes the shopkeeper feel even more pity is that these stockings, short skirts, high heels, and tight uniforms can't be passed on.

Otherwise, this is still a mountain of gold and silver.

It's a pity that His Royal Highness King Yan doesn't allow it, and he can only watch dryly...

……

In the palace of King Yan in Youzhou.

Zhao Ding, as always, kept Ge You lying down, lazily lying on the rattan chair under the gazebo, while crossing Erlang's legs, while eating the grapes that the maid next to him had peeled.

pinched the maid beside him, the tender little face that could squeeze out water, Zhao Ding teased: "Green Peach, you don't have to worry about peeling grapes, just now you secretly looked at the prince and me three times, you want to starve to death to your prince and me, and then inherit your prince and my million-dollar property." ”

Sniffing his nose, Zhao Ding looked at Green Peach suspiciously and said, "You use perfume." ”

The little hand was pulled by Zhao Ding, and the green peach little face was flushed with shame: he lowered his head and whispered, "Didn't they say, Lord Wang, do you like this smell, why don't you change the sky and change the perfume?" ”

The perfume is also the latest from his own prince.

It has not yet been launched in the Zhao family in Youzhou City.

Still in the testing phase.

Therefore, it is cheaper for them, the maids of Yanwangfu.

And she was originally a refugee fleeing outside Youzhou, in order to survive, her family sold her to the local landlord's house as a slave, and Zhao Ding rescued her when he came to Youzhou to fight the landlord.

Since then, he has been serving Zhao Ding closely.

Although he is a slave, Zhao Ding has no master at all, and he jokes with them at every turn.

And the monthly salary is a lot of money.

If you want to go, you can leave, and if you want to stay, you can stay.

Exactly what they wanted.

But he is not ashamed or impatient about his own prince, but every time he is held by Zhao Ding, he can't help blushing.

Zhao Ding's face was calm, "Don't use it next time." ”

"Ah, isn't this your favorite perfume smell?"

Green Peach let out a loud voice and looked at Zhao Ding with a puzzled expression.

Zhao Ding pinched Green Peach's little face, and then leaned into Green Peach's ear and whispered, "Use it at night." ”

"Lord Wang, you..."

The green peach was embarrassed, and glanced at Zhao Ding coquettishly.

Like a frightened fawn, he turned his head and ran towards the outside of the gazebo.

"This peach is almost ready to be picked.

Looking at the back of the green peach, Zhao Ding stretched his waist and said with emotion: "Being a vassal king is really comfortable, even if the emperor gives it to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not appropriate!" ”