Chapter 34 It's impossible, it's impossible for you to kill me!
It didn't take long.
Outside the Royal Palace.
A dark purple carriage stopped on the outskirts of the court.
Then a middle-aged man in a purple court robe with a heroic face but a resentful expression slowly stepped out of the carriage.
It's none other than Xu Tiande.
"Father-in-law, you've seen it all here, why don't you just tell me what's going on? Even His Majesty asked me Lao Xu to go up to Dao Mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and I Lao Xu would never frown, even if you didn't say anything, my Lao Xu was panicked in my heart. ”
Xu Tiande trotted all the way, caught up with Chen Zhili, who was walking in front, and asked in a low voice.
Chen Zhili explained with a smile: "Grandpa, you really think too much, Your Majesty is really looking for you to go to the banquet." ”
"Then why didn't you see Old Master Yang of the Yang Mansion?"
Xu Tiande looked around and asked.
"Your Majesty said, this is a family banquet, you are Your Majesty's playmate who grew up together since childhood, Your Majesty This is your unique grace."
Chen Zhili smiled softly, and while speaking, the four little eunuchs in front of him walked in front of several people carrying a sedan chair.
Put down the sedan chair.
Chen Zhili looked at Xu Tiande and said, "Grandpa, get on the sedan chair." ”
"Hehehe... Hehehe...."
Xu Tiande's face twitched.
The family banquet is here, and it is a sedan chair.
It's not a good designation.
But I couldn't, so I had to sit on it.
It didn't take long for the four little eunuchs to carry a sedan chair and lead Xu Tiande through the periphery of the palace.
After passing the Taihe Gate, he did not go straight to the Yangxin Palace where Zhao Chongyuan lived on weekdays, but went straight to the direction of Kunning Palace in the harem.
Moment.
Xu Tiande was even more panicked in his heart.
"Father-in-law, my heart hurts again."
"Come, Imperial Doctor Wang, prick the needle for the grandfather."
"No need, I'll go, can't I go?"
Seeing this posture, Xu Tiande hurriedly waved his hand.
Good guys, it's clear that you're not going to let me go.
Just Kunning Palace.
Xu Tiande was stunned by the scene in front of him.
on a long table.
It is full of delicacies from the mountains and the sea.
A famous palace eunuch shuttled through it.
He has the same exquisite pastries in his hand.
Placed on a long table.
Zhao Chongyuan, on the other side of the long table, took off his dragon robe and sat on a chair in his regular clothes.
watched Xu Tiande walk in.
He shouted with a smile: "Come on, come on, Tiande, sit down, eat?" ”
"Your Majesty, if you have anything to say, can you just say it? Don't make me panic in the bottom of my heart. ”
Xu Tiande sneered.
Stand at the table.
It's not sitting, it's not standing.
Especially Zhao Chongyuan specially changed into a regular suit at this moment.
I was even more inexplicably panicked in my heart.
Zhao Chongyuan glared, and looked at Xu Tiande with a pretended reproach, "It's just a meal, I can't have anything to eat with you old brothers?" ”
stood up and walked directly behind Xu Tiande, and pressed Xu Tiande to sit on the stool.
Xu Tiande sneered: "Your Majesty ......"
But before Xu Tiande finished speaking, Zhao Chongyuan interrupted Xu Tiande's words, looked at Xu Tiande with a reproachful face, and said: "There are no monarchs and ministers here, you and I can be commensurate with each other, your name is Zhao Laosan, and I call you Xu Erdezi." ”
The reason why Xu Tiande is called Xu Erdezi is mainly because Xu Tiande has a sister above him, who is also married to Zhao Chongyuan.
It is precisely because of this that Xu Tiande's nickname has always been Xu Erdezi.
"Don't dare."
Xu Tiande hurriedly shook his head, but looked at Zhao Chongyuan with a serious face: "Your Majesty, the king is the king, the minister is the minister, the minister is the minister, the minister is the minister, Your Majesty can call the minister Xu Erdezi, but the minister cannot call His Majesty's milk name." ”
As soon as he heard this, Zhao Chongyuan was immediately happy: "Yo, don't be three days, you should be impressed, Xu Erdezi, we have never found out, you are so well-behaved." ”
Xu Tiande smiled: "Hey, our daughter taught us to speak." ”
"Ruoyun, that's a good girl."
Zhao Chongyuan smacked his lips, and while eating, he waved his hand at Xu Tiande: "Sit down, what are you doing in a daze?" ”
"Really eating?"
Xu Tiande was still a little uneasy, and looked at Zhao Chongyuan carefully.
"It's really eating."
Zhao Chongyuan said noncommittally, and then raised his head and glanced at Xu Tiande: "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it." ”
As he spoke, he hummed and chirped: "Hey, I still want to go out on patrol this time and bring you some specialties from all over my country, but you look at me like this?" It's not interesting, it's not interesting. ”
Saying that, Zhao Chongyuan took a bite by himself, and then shouted to Queen Ma in the curtain behind him: "Ruying, Tiande thinks that if we invite him to dinner, we will calculate him, your roast goose, don't make it for him."
He has no appetite and is not worthy of food. ”
As soon as he heard this, the chopsticks in Xu Tiande's hand fell on the table with a click.
Then he quickly stood up and looked at Zhao Chongyuan with a calm face: "Your Majesty, if you have something to say, just say it, don't use this set, I will listen to what you say." ”
"Hey, you Xu Erdezi, what's wrong? If I eat you for a meal, will I hurt you? ”
Zhao Chongyuan was not happy, and stood up and looked at Xu Tiande with his waist crossed.
Xu Tiande still looked at Zhao Chongyuan with a serious face: "Your Majesty, think about it, after so many years, how many times have we personally eaten the roast goose cooked by the queen's mother?" ”
didn't wait for Zhao Chongyuan to speak.
Xu Tiande waved his finger and counted Xu Tiande: "The first time, fifteen years ago, Youzhou was in an emergency, General Nan Chen, Chen Zhihu went south, you asked the minister to lead 150,000 troops to support Youzhou quickly, that was the first time the minister ate the roast goose made by the queen mother for the minister."
The second time, it was still Yanzhou in an emergency, the barbarians in Mobei bypassed the Tianduan Mountain Range and attacked Yanzhou by surprise, and you also asked the minister to lead the troops to stop it, that was the second time to eat the roast goose made by the queen mother herself.
The third time, Qingzhou Liu Sanyuan rebelled, you asked the minister to lead the troops to defend Qiling, and before leaving, you also asked the queen to make a roast goose for the minister.
Now it's the fourth time. ”
Speaking of this, Xu Tiande slapped his chest and slammed it: "You said, this time you want to let the minister go, and the minister will never frown." ”
"Hey, you Erdezi, can't I treat you to a roast goose?"
Listening to Xu Tiande's words, Zhao Chongyuan felt angry and funny.
"I can't."
Xu Tiande stiffened his neck and replied: "Because the minister knows that His Majesty's ministers eat roast goose, it is absolutely not a good thing." ”
"Hey, you Xu Erdezi."
Zhao Chongyuan was so angry that his teeth itched, he stood up and pointed at Xu Tiande, gritted his teeth, looked directly at Xu Tiande and said: "Okay, Lao Tzu will tell you directly, your sister-in-law has taken a fancy to your family Ruoyun, and wants to give Ruoyun Xu to Lao Jiu, you can do it yourself." ”
"What's that?"
Xu Tiande was startled, his eyes widened, and he looked at Zhao Chongyuan in disbelief: "Sister Ma has taken a fancy to my family Ruoyun?" Do you still want to marry Ruoyun Xu to King Yan? ”
"Aang."
Zhao Chongyuan nodded noncommittally, "You can do it." ”
Xu Tiande glared: "Impossible, impossible!" You can't even kill me! ”