Chapter 36 I'm afraid that King Yan won't be able to stop my eldest girl

"Is it really impossible?"

Inside the Kunning Palace.

The stalemate continues.

Zhao Chongyuan stood up and looked at Xu Tiande with his neck twisted.

But before he could continue to speak, Xu Tiande first stretched out his hand to block Zhao Chongyuan's face: "Stop, let me ask first, this is a family banquet today, right, we are not monarchs and ministers, we are Xiaofa, and we are playmates, right." ”

"yes, what's wrong?"

Zhao Chongyuan nodded and looked at Xu Tiande noncommittally.

"Okay, then let's talk about it today."

Xu Tiande was also energetic, and looked at Zhao Chongyuan with his neck stalked.

"Come, you say, Lao Tzu listens today, I want to hear what you, Xu Erdezi, can say to Lao Tzu."

Zhao Chongyuan crossed his waist and walked around the table.

"Then I'll say it, anyway, my head has a big scar."

Xu Tiande shook his head, and also crossed his waist to look at Zhao Chongyuan, without any cowardice at all.

"Hey, you Xu Erdezi, give you the ability, right?"

Seeing Xu Tiande's posture, Zhao Chongyuan suddenly became angry.

"You still don't let me say it, if you don't let me say it, I won't say it today, if you say I'm offended, eh, just find someone to cut it for me, I admit it, who made you a king, I'm a minister...."

"Okay, okay, don't give me those things you have or not, what do you say today, Lao Tzu won't blame you, here we are brothers, go out, I am a king, you are a minister, here, you are the dog who scolded me Zhao Chongyuan, it is your Xu Tiande's ability!"

Without waiting for Xu Tiande to finish speaking, Zhao Chongyuan directly raised his hand to interrupt him.

"Okay, then I'll say it."

Xu Tiande nodded, directly and completely let go of the care, stepped on the table with one foot, lit the table with the other, looked at Zhao Chongyuan with his neck and said: "You said that the old nine in your family is not the same as when you were young, eight sticks can't knock out a stuffy fart, when I was studying in the Yangxin Palace, I memorized a thousand-word essay for a month, but I couldn't memorize it, and I almost didn't make Zhang Shiwei angry to death."

Also, back then, my second child and your second child didn't want to study to dig out the bird's nest, but it turned out that you came to catch it, and your second child was good, so he directly sold our second child, saying that my family took him there.

Go home and give me a good beating.

After half a month, your ninth child admitted in a sullen manner that he instigated my second child to do it.

When you were young, you peeked at the palace maid taking a bath, hey a word can't reach the doors and windows, and let me be a stool for you, the emperor came over, you were good, just slipped away, where did you leave me.

And when I was reading, it wasn't me who gave you a cheat sheet.

You said to rush these two points, why is your old nine not like you?

I still want to marry my eldest girl.

Zhao Chongyuan, let me tell you, even if you cut off my head today, I won't marry my eldest girl to your ninth child. ”

The more Xu Tiande spoke, the more angry he became, and in the end, he simply stretched out his head and came to Zhao Chongyuan.

"Hey, you give Xu Erdezi, you are careful, how old are we, do you remember what happened back then?

If you don't have a face when you say it, do I still have a face? ”

Zhao Chongyuan was so angry that his beard trembled, panting vigorously, and talking non-stop.

"I'll just say, eh, you're doing something and don't let people talk about it?"

Xu Tiande stood in front of Zhao Chongyuan very honorably.

"Okay, good, good, Xu Tiande, you are amazing, you are high, I climbed the high branches."

Zhao Chongyuan said three good words in a row, and waved his hand with a sigh of breath: "Your eldest girl, my Zhao family doesn't want it, hey, I still don't believe it, my Zhao family can't find a satisfactory daughter-in-law." ”

"Hey, just right, it's not uncommon for my eldest girl to marry!"

Xu Tiande also nodded.

"Oops, hey, you said that you are both a lot of old people, half of your body is in the ground, why do you still pinch it when you meet a young man."

The curtain was lifted.

Queen Ma walked out with a bowl of roast goose.

"Sister Ma, you give us a review, you said that your family's old nine is not like him, studying, reading is not good, betraying people has a hand, now let my eldest girl marry your old nine, I am not happy, that is, Sister Ma, you are good, I fell in love with him, it was me, hey, it is impossible to kill him."

Xu Tiande clapped his hands, looked at Queen Ma, and snorted directly when he said the end.

"Hey, if you're a woman, I wouldn't look down on you."

Zhao Chongyuan snorted unto be outdone, and looked at Xu Tiande's five big and three thick body with a look of disgust.

Xu Tiande also snorted: "Hey, if I were a woman, I wouldn't look down on you." ”

"Alright, alright, sit down and eat."

Queen Ma looked helpless, and each pulled together.

See Queen Ma speak.

Xu Tiande and Zhao Chongyuan sat in front of the table with their faces not their faces and noses not their noses.

"Chongyuan, didn't you say that there is good wine for Tiande to drink, bring it, bring it."

Queen Ma looked at Zhao Chongyuan on the side and said.

"Give it to him, I feel like a waste!"

Zhao Chongyuan snorted, but still turned around and took out a jar of good wine from the cabinet.

Nothing else.

It is the Jade Maiden Yaki.

No, to be precise, it's called Qiong Jelly Yulu!

1. Open the wine cork.

Suddenly, a pungent aroma of wine came to my face.

"Oh, what wine."

Smelling the aroma of the wine, Xu Tiande's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help but sniff his nose.

A look of intoxication.

"Incense."

Zhao Chongyuan looked proud.

"Incense, it's more fragrant than the tribute wine from Mobei that you gave me two years ago."

Seeing Zhao Chongyuan pouring wine, the crystal clear wine syrup like white water, Xu Tiande subconsciously licked his tongue.

As soon as he wanted to take a sip, he was snatched by Zhao Chongyuan.

"Hey, you're a man."

Xu Tiande was suddenly unhappy.

Zhao Chongyuan sighed deliberately, and said helplessly: "Alas, say it, I'm not afraid of your jokes, this wine is the one you despise the most, yes, that's right, it's our family's old nine who respects me, but it's a pity, you can also get some of my light, you don't have this mouth." ”

said.

Grunt.

Zhao Chongyuan directly drank the wine that was originally poured for Xu Tiande.

With an intoxicated face, he said: "Ah, good wine, it's so fragrant." ”

Queen Ma rolled her eyes.

Some people are shameless, obviously they were cheated by their own son, but they didn't say that they came with filial piety.

It's really shameless.

Of course, in front of Xu Tiande.

Queen Ma is also not easy to expose Zhao Chongyuan.

"Hey, the ghost is confused, isn't it wine, I'm not rare."

Xu Tiande snorted.

Poured himself a glass of water.

Goo Du also took a sip.

With a look of admiration, he said, "Ah, good water." ”

Zhao Chongyuan: "......"

"It's like two children who don't grow up."

Queen Ma glanced at the two of them, picked up the wine jar in front of Zhao Chongyuan, and poured a glass for Zhao Chongyuan and Xu Tiande.

Look at the hops in the glass and the rich aroma of wine.

The gluttonous worm that Xu Tiande had just swallowed was hung up again.

Queen Ma poured the wine and explained with a smile: "This wine was brought from Youzhou by Chongyuan after a lot of work, and it is said that the annual output is only forty-five catties, you can taste it." ”

"Thank you, sister-in-law."

Xu Tiande pursed his lips impatiently.

As soon as she waited for Queen Ma to finish pouring, she couldn't wait to take a sip.

Spicy in the mouth and sweet in the aftertaste.

After drinking, Xu Tiande couldn't help but praise: "It is indeed a good wine." ”

Zhao Chongyuan snorted and chirped on the side.

If it weren't for the sake of fooling Xu Tiande.

He was reluctant to take out his few remaining jars of jade girl burning.

"Come and eat."

Queen Ma personally sandwiched a piece of roast goose for Xu Tiande.

"Thank you, sister-in-law."

Xu Tiande thanked with joy on his face.

and the attitude towards Zhao Chongyuan just now is completely one heaven and one underground.

Seeing Zhao Chongyuan on the side, his heart was full of broken thoughts.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

Drink and drink.

Rao Yi Xu Tiande's alcohol consumption also began to be a little dizzy.

Zhao Chongyuan on the side drank about the same.

But what made him depressed was that.

This time he drank Jade Maiden Roast, and it seemed that he felt a little different from the last time he drank it in Youzhou.

It's a little throbbing, but it's just a little throbbing.

As for the rest, I don't feel anything.

But there are some doubts in my heart.

Zhao Chongyuan didn't think much about it, took advantage of the strength of the wine to hug Xu Tiande's neck, and looked at Xu Tiande drunkenly: "What if you say that your eldest girl marries my family?" ”

"Impossible!"

Although Xu Tiande was a little dizzy, he still shook his head decisively.

Zhao Chongyuan drew a picture: "Then how about my ninth child marrying you to marry the eldest girl?" ”

Xu Tiande pushed Zhao Chongyuan away, still shaking his head: "Impossible." ”

"Then how about your eldest girl marrying my ninth child?"

"Impossible!"

"How about my ninth child marrying the eldest girl of your family?"

"Impossible!"

Bang!

Zhao Chongyuan slapped the table, suddenly stood up from the stool, and looked at Xu Tiande with drunken eyes: "I'll ask you, is this wine good!" ”

"Good!"

Xu Tiande nodded directly without thinking about it.

"Then your eldest girl marries my ninth child, okay!"

"Good! .... Well?? Well??? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Tiande was suddenly stunned, and the drunkenness that had just been on his head instantly sobered up, reacted, and looked at Zhao Chongyuan with an angry face: "Okay, you Zhao Laosan, you are a routine, right?" ”

At this moment, Zhao Chongyuan no longer looked drunk, and looked at Xu Tiande with a smug face: "How can this be called a routine?" This is called not tired of deceit, and you have already agreed anyway. ”

After speaking, he patted Xu Tiande's shoulder and pointed to Queen Ma next to him: "Your sister-in-law also heard it, you can't change your words!" ”

"Hey, hey, I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River."

Xu Tiande looked annoyed.

"Hahaha."

Zhao Chongyuan laughed.

Seeing this, Queen Ma smiled helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, my family is not what you think." ”

As he spoke, he got up and pulled out some strange things from the room.

In front of Xu Tiande.

casually picked up the telescope on the table and explained: "Look at it, this is a clairvoyant mirror, when you are marching and fighting, with him, the enemy is thousands of kilometers away, you can also see clearly, this is Lao Jiu's concoction." ”

Without waiting for Xu Tiande to speak, Queen Ma took out the bronze bell on the table again, and explained: "This is called a clock, you can see the time in detail, if you are equipped, put one in each barracks, when you march and fight in the future, you don't need to distinguish the time because you can't see the moonlight clearly on a rainy day, in this way, you can mobilize the army faster." ”

"And this is ....."

"It's ......"

watched Queen Ma introduce all kinds of strange things one by one

Xu Tiande was dumbfounded: "This is all made up by Lao Jiu?" ”

Subconsciously picked it up and tinkered with it one by one.

Zhao Chongyuan didn't care, anyway, he bought these things back to equip Xu Tiande and other generals.

"Good stuff, really good stuff."

Xu Tiande couldn't help but sigh again and again while tinkering.

There's these things there.

It will be much more convenient for him to grasp the enemy's movements in the future.

"What do you think?"

Zhao Chongyuan looked proud, "Let me tell you, do you know why Nan Chen and Bei Liang have been so honest all these years?" That's all scared by our old nine, otherwise do you think those two shriveled calves will be so honest? ”

"Shhh

Xu Tiande gasped, but when he thought about it carefully, it was the same thing.

Over the years, although Zhao Ding has complained every day.

But the large-scale attack of Nan Chen and Bei Liang on Youzhou really did not appear.

His bones have been itching all these years.

"Lao Jiu really cleaned up those rabbit cubs in Nan Chen and Bei Liang well?"

Xu Tiande still couldn't believe it.

He has fought with Nan Chen and Bei Liang for many years.

He knew too well how difficult those two gangs were.

Backed by Dayu.

Pee is all pee in a pit.

For this reason, the great cadres do not know how much manpower and material resources have been spent on the northern border over the years.

"That's nature."

Zhao Chongyuan said noncommittally, and after speaking, he hugged Xu Tiande's neck and whispered: "There is a kind of crossbow in Lao Jiu's military camp, which can shoot ten arrows at a time, and the distance is far, even the sharpshooter who can pull the horn and hard bow is not as far as him, you said that there is such an artifact."

Can Bei Liang and Nan Chen be dishonest? ”

"Shhh

Xu Tiande gasped again, and asked eagerly, "Then why didn't you bring some back this time?" ”

This thing is really an artifact.

Because Daqian is in the interior, the cavalry has been weak since ancient times, while the cavalry in the south and Chen and the north Liang are mainly cavalry.

Every time he was on the battlefield, he Xu Tiande had a terrible headache when he encountered the cavalry of Nanchen and Beiliang.

I can't beat it, and I can't catch up.

It takes human lives to fill it every time in order to recover the natural disadvantage of infantry over cavalry.

Even if it wins, it's a pyrrhic victory.

It is precisely because of this that Daqian was trapped in these three wars.

Seeing Xu Tiande say this, Zhao Chongyuan looked at him resentfully: "But that deflated calf won't give it to me." ”

At that moment, Zhao Chongyuan simply told Xu Tiande everything about Youzhou.

Of course, Zhao Dingpit his business.

Not a word was spoken.

Don't ask why.

I just can't afford to lose this face.

"Hey, I'm laughing to death, Lao Tzu recognizes Dad, Dad doesn't recognize Lao Tzu?"

Xu Tiande held his stomach and laughed, tears were about to burst into laughter.

The more he looked at Xu Tiande smiling like this, the more resentful Zhao Chongyuan became.

But he didn't say a word.

After a while, Xu Tiande said with a straight face: "But this His Royal Highness King Yan really impresses me, a Youzhou can be governed like this, there are indeed some means, I am not as good as him." ”

Listening to Xu Tiande's words, Zhao Chongyuan asked with a smile: "Then can the eldest girl of your family marry my family's old nine?" ”

"Impossible! No way! ”

However, Xu Tiande still shook his head very decisively.

As soon as he heard this, Zhao Chongyuan was suddenly unhappy: "Hey, Xu Erdezi, Lao Tzu will give you face." ”

"Ugh."

Xu Tiande sighed and said with a wry smile: "I'm afraid that His Royal Highness Yan won't be able to descend from my family's eldest girl." ”