Chapter 8: Daughter-in-law
Huang Jiu saw that I was fully armed, and my hand was still touching the handle of the money sword, so he hurriedly made a gesture of goodwill and said, "Brother Li, I'll take two sips." ”
Two puffs?
When the corpse incense is dispersed, it will be dispersed, so I will be a favor and let it come into the house to suck it.
Huang Jiu leaned on the window, his head shaking like a wave drum, "I'll just lie on the window, I won't come in and cause you trouble." ”
I raised my eyebrows, is this beast planning to only eat and not work?
But to put it bluntly, I guess it'll turn around and run. After thinking about it for a while, I asked, "Lao Huang, does your daughter-in-law know about the fact that you want to marry a concubine?" ”
Huang Jiu immediately panicked, and the person stood up and said, "Little Brother Li, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." My guy came back in the next two days. ”
Sure enough, it's a rake ear.
I smiled and said, "It's okay if I don't say it, do me a favor tonight, otherwise I will definitely say it." ”
Family discord is a big problem.
Huang Jiu was also afraid.
However, it didn't immediately agree, and asked slyly: "Little Brother Li, which sect did you learn your skills?" ”
My grandfather didn't say anything about the origin of the ancient book, and I only learned the first volume, and no matter how fine I am, it's half-baked.
But I knew that it was testing the waters, puffed up my chest, and said proudly: "This is a long story, I learned it from my grandfather, but my grandfather said that even if Maoshan's bull nose saw him, he had to kneel down and shout his senior." ”
When I said that, I felt that the cowhide was blowing up.
And what Maoshan faction is, I also see it from the video recorder of the little fat house, and I don't know if there is one in reality.
In order to make Huang Jiu believe, I pointed to the woman on the bed and said, "You don't want to think about it, if my grandfather doesn't have any ability, can he marry me such a daughter-in-law?" ”
It is normal for people to ask these questions.
As soon as I said that, its eyes began to roll again.
After a while, Huang Jiu said awkwardly: "Six days later, how about you ask her to return me a favor?" ”
Want a favor from a female corpse?
What is her origin, which can make the cunning Huang Jiu worry about a favor.
Six-day ......
I was also full of anticipation and nodded in agreement.
If nothing else, if there is a panting person next to me, I will be a lot braver.
Seeing me nodding, Huang Jiu still asked uneasily: "What guarantee do you give her that she will return this favor?" ”
I laughed twice and said, "She's my wife, I let her go east, and she can't go west." ”
Huang Jiu pursed his mouth, "That's not necessarily." ”
I knew what it meant when I saw that little look, and scolded: "You think that all the men in this world are like you." If she is disobedient, I will smack her big mouth, do you believe it or not? ”
With that, I walked over to the bed and gently slapped the woman twice on the face. When he was about to smoke, Huang Jiu was so frightened that his little short legs stood on tiptoe, and he waved his paws and said, "Brother, brother, I believe, I believe." ”
As he spoke, Huang Jiu jumped in.
Glancing at the woman on the bed, Huang Jiu whispered, "Little Brother Li, it wasn't me who forced you to do what happened just now, it was you who wanted to whip her yourself." ”
I gave it a blank look.
But after smacking the woman twice, I felt uncomfortable all over my body, like two knives behind my back, and my hair was shrugged.
I don't know if it's a psychological effect, so I quietly moved away from the bed.
Huang Jiu was also honest, found a corner by himself, and meditated cross-legged like a human.
I wanted to ask him a lot of things, but he didn't respond after shouting twice, so I had to give up.
Thinking that she might wake up in six days, I felt a little weak, touched the side of the bed, and whispered into her ear: "Don't be angry with me, if you don't do that just now, that beast won't be willing to help, what if I can't protect you alone, what if someone kidnaps you?" When you meet a lewd guy, you can't spoil you, don't you say? ”
After a pause, I said, "If you don't speak, then you will forgive me." Don't settle accounts with me. ”
I let out a long sigh of relief, but the chill seemed to grow stronger.
At this moment, the firewood in the iron bucket popped twice, and the originally red flame suddenly turned green.
Huang Jiu opened his eyes suddenly, stood on tiptoe, and prepared to run away as soon as his eyes changed.
But the flame turned green, so I kept an eye on it, and after running two steps, I caught up with me, grabbed the tail and lifted it back.
"Grandson, you're not kind!" I slammed it twice on the floor and quickly retreated to the side of the bed.
Because this cold air came in from the outside.
Huang Jiu rubbed his head with his paws, and said with a panicked look in his eyes: "Brother Li, you left me here just one more corpse, it is better to let me go, and when my mother-in-law comes back, I will let it avenge you." ”
Are you kidding.
If you don't eat and don't work, you can't do it with me.
I threw it on the ground twice and threatened: "If you dare to run, I will come to the door with my daughter-in-law in six days and take your house to the house, I will see if your daughter-in-law is good, or my daughter-in-law is good!" ”
Than daughter-in-law?
As if who didn't.
Huang Jiu had a bitter look on his face, his eyes stared straight at the wooden door, and he sat on the ground and said, "Add another favor." ”
"Good!"
The things outside are a bit fierce, I didn't even think about it, and I didn't pay attention to it anyway.
At this time, the flames in the iron bucket became greener and greener, and the whole house was miserable green.
I was about to let go of Huang Jiu when the broken wooden door was suddenly shaken away, and there were a room full of sawdust.
At the door, there stood a little girl of eight or nine years old, dressed in red as if stained with blood.
As soon as she appeared, the flames in the iron bucket were crushed to the size of a bean, and they were so green that they panicked.
My hand that had been released clenched suddenly.
Huang Jiu was pinched and squeaked, screaming to remind me: "Tail, tail, Brother Li, my tail!" ”
I came back to my senses, quickly let go of my hand, Huang Jiu fell to the ground, turned around and hid behind me, pulled my trouser leg, poked his head out from under my crotch, and said in a knotted voice: "Li, Li, brother." That's a great ......."
"Shut up!" With a solemn expression, I untied the willow whip on my waist, snapped it twice in my hand and said: "Little girl, you can suck the corpse incense, let's take the door as the boundary, I am inside and you are outside, the well water does not interfere with the river water, how about it?" ”
"Giggle......" the girl in red laughed, and she smiled, and the flames in the iron bucket danced with her.
This yin qi ...... It's ridiculously strong.
is worthy of being a ghost in red.
After laughing, the girl took out a dagger from behind her, threw it into the house, and said compassionately: "The well water does not interfere with the river water, you can cut out the Dan in her body and give it to me, I can consider it." ”
If she hadn't said that she had thought about it, I might have cut out a woman's Dan for her.
After all, this thing is beyond my capabilities.
But if I think about it, I'll have to let her weigh it.