Chapter 15: Huang Jiu's wife
Huang Jiu was also frightened by my appearance, and ran back to the cave to ask me what was wrong.
Panic after panic, I'm still fairly clear-headed.
Now if I tell the truth, Huang Jiu will definitely turn around and run.
After thinking about it for a while, I said nervously: "Lao Huang, no, Ninth Master, you are now my master, please stay away from me." ”
Huang Jiu looked at me confused, panicked, and uneasy.
I pretended to be in a hurry, pushed it and said, "You are full of life, and you will die today." Ninth Master, for the sake of me letting you smoke Danxiang for a few days, please let me go. ”
When Huang Jiu heard this, the yellow hair all over his body exploded.
His eyes widened, "Little Lizi, are you kidding me?" ”
I picked up the female corpse in a panic, shook it off and said, "How can I have the heart to joke with you, I think I should have offended the Laoshan Taoist priest last night, no matter how bad they are, they will not kill anyone, so I can only sprinkle my anger on you." ”
When Huang Jiuyi heard this, he jumped over and hugged my trouser leg tightly, "Brother Li, I was here to help you last night, and you can't help but be righteous at this time!" ”
"Righteous anger? Righteous anger has a fart, you hurry up and get out of my way, don't follow me. "I kicked my legs, Huang Jiu's whole body was straight, and he didn't let go.
"Brother Li, if I hadn't sacrificed my life and forgot to die last night, your wife would have fallen into the hands of that bull nose by now, you wouldn't be a man to cross the river and tear down the bridge like this!"
Huang Jiu was about to cry.
I was touched by its words, and said from the bottom of my heart: "Ninth Master, it's not that I don't want to help you, but if you look at my ability, I can't help if I want to, if you can find a helper, I, Li Yang, will definitely have to help you too." ”
Huang Jiuyi listened to the helper, was stunned for a moment, patted his thigh and said: "Look at me, I'm scared of you, let's go to my house, my wife is back, even if the bull's nose comes to the door, he won't dare to be presumptuous." ”
I was secretly relieved when I saw it on the set.
But he still pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Counting your wife, you should barely be able to fight the bull's nose." ”
Huang Jiu mentioned his wife, in addition to jealousy, there was also a little show-off, seeing me questioning, patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, with my wife here, you only need to break some means against us, not to mention one Laoshan cow's nose, even ten cownoses can't help it." ”
The bigger the cowhide blows, the more reassuring I feel.
I struggled like I was constipated.
However, the death crisis could come at any time, and I didn't dare to delay for too long, so I gritted my teeth and said after a few seconds: "That's okay, without further ado, you quickly lead the way." ”
Huang Jiu was really scared by me, his legs weren't lame all the way, if he wasn't worried that I would run halfway, he couldn't wait to jump to the house at once.
The female corpse was more than 40 kilograms, carrying her, I was also out of breath, and I turned over a few mountain bags along the foot of the peak, and in front of me was the edge of the 100,000 mountains, and giant trees could be seen everywhere.
It has always been regarded as an ominous place by the nearby villagers, and there are countless strange legends.
I don't have a choice now, and I've heard Huang Jiu mention it a few times, their house is not in the depths of the mountains, but just entrenched on the edge.
But after only a few steps, some tombs appeared in front of me, and just by looking at the tombstones, I knew that they were some years old.
The further you go in, the larger the mounds become.
After walking for more than an hour, Huang Jiu finally stopped in front of a group of tombs.
"Wife!" Huang Jiu lowered his voice and shouted softly to the tombs.
I breathed a sigh of relief that it had finally arrived.
As I walked, my legs were going to break.
And when he got here, the dead qi above Huang Jiu's head turned red.
In other words, it can't die for the time being, it will only have a bloody disaster.
Compared to being beaten by his wife, Wei Yan will be a little heavier.
Feeling relaxed, I slapped the female corpse's buttocks in anger.
Just as he was about to count her two sentences, a delicate girl's face suddenly appeared behind a collapsed tombstone.
At first glance, I thought it was a big-headed doll.
However, when the big-headed doll jumped on the tombstone, I was so shocked that my mouth couldn't close, and my hand unconsciously loosened, and the female corpse fell to the ground with a chirp.
On top of the toppled tombstone, there stood a man with a human head and a yellow-skinned body...... Monster.
Huang Jiuyi saw the "monster", took three steps and made two steps, walked over and knelt down with a pop, hugged the thighs of the "monster" with both hands, and cried: "Wife, you want to save me!" I don't want to die. ”
Huang Jiu's wife looked me up and down with a pair of smart eyes, and suddenly kicked Huang Jiu several meters away, crossed her waist with one hand, and pointed at me with the other and scolded: "You idiot, why did you bring humans to your home." ”
My back is covered in cold sweat at the moment.
I can't imagine that the mountain spirits and wild monsters can really transform into shapes.
Huang Jiu's wife has also melted half.
This animal can marry such a wife, and the ancestors burned high incense.
But......
It's just a bit of a wreck.
After Huang Jiu was kicked away, he didn't stop for a moment, crawled back to his wife, cried with a handful of snot and tears, and told all the causes and consequences.
I was apprehensive in my heart, half of my transformation was transformed, that was really enlightened, and the words I fooled Huang Jiu might not have fooled her.
Sure enough, after listening, Huang Jiu was kicked several meters away by her wife and scolded three times for being a fool.
Seeing this, I didn't wait for Huang Jiu's wife to speak, took the initiative to step forward, and bowed flatteringly: "The big immortal is angry, the little one is Li Yang from Jiangkou Village, because he offended the bull nose of Laoshan because of some things, and he was desperate to make this decision." ”
Huang Jiu's rake ears, about me, it should have blown the wind on the pillow a long time ago.
Even if it goes out to find me, it may be that its wife acquiesces.
So I didn't say in detail, I helped the female corpse on the ground up and leaned on my arms and said: "I can't make any promises, but I heard Huang Jiuye say that my wife is not small, and now she is in a dangerous period, if Daxian can help with this, I promise to repay this favor in the future." ”
I put the word wife very seriously, only in this way will it feel that my words have weight.
Huang Jiu's wife listened, and her delicate face was cloudy.
Huang Jiu crawled back at this time, holding a golden smoking gun in his hand, and handed it to his wife flatteringly.
After taking the smoking gun, Huang Jiu immediately helped to light it diligently.
I didn't know what it had in mind, so I picked up the female corpse and said, "If Daxian doesn't want to help with this, I'll go." ”
At this moment, I really made up my mind to leave.
Because sometimes, strength is also needed to be difficult to be strong.
Huang Jiu's wife really didn't help, and I didn't have the ability to force it.
Instead, it it off, and I may not even be able to get out of the jungle where I go back.
In that case, it is better to leave early.
As for the female corpse, I will protect her even if I fight hard.