Chapter 81: The Viper Crosses His Waist
The wood is round, and the contact surface between the plank and it is small.
As soon as I stood up and went up the plank, I ran at both ends.
Seeing me fall from above, Song Lao sneered twice and went back to the store.
I couldn't get angry, so I pulled up the barrel and plank, and tried to stand on it again.
However, even if I was squatting, I couldn't hold on for two seconds before I fell, let alone stood firm.
Thinking about what I said, I also swung my arms and got on the wooden pole.
But until lunchtime, I could only stand on it for five or six seconds, and I had to fall off at the slightest disturbance.
Huang Jiu ran over at this time and said that he was hungry.
I originally wanted to tell Song Lao Lame that I would send the food back and come back after sending it, but when I saw his nostrils facing the sky, I was angry in my heart, and asked Huang Jiu to go back and ask Huang Xian'er to take Xiaocui outside to eat.
Huang Jiu saw me standing on the wooden pier and dangling, and wanted to applaud like a spectator, but I glared at me and hurriedly took the letter.
In less than an hour, it came back to see me mess up, but I blasted it back into the store.
After tossing for a few hours, I was also a little hungry, so I went next door to buy a few buns to deal with it, and when I was tired, I meditated and breathed.
With the help of Daoqi, I tossed until the next morning, and I finally surrendered the wooden tube.
Just as he was about to show off to Song Laola, he brought in another wooden man, with dense nails nailed on it, but they were only half-nailed.
Song Lao lame took an iron rod and stabbed it out, and a nail was completely nailed in.
He handed me the iron rod and said, "Stand on the plank and drive all the nails into it completely." ”
I confidently took the iron bar, but as soon as I got started, I was speechless.
As soon as I exert my strength, I will lose my balance and fall.
Half a day later, I was able to exert my strength in a balanced state, but I found that the wooden man was very light, and when I stabbed it hard, the nail did not drive it in, but knocked it down.
However, I quickly found the trick and understood Song Lao's intentions.
Maintaining balance requires precise control of the body, and now it's all about speed and instant explosiveness.
Only if the speed is fast enough and the explosive power is strong enough can the nail be driven into it without the wooden man falling.
But it's one thing to know, it's another thing to do.
After a day of tossing, I didn't get a single nail into it.
Fortunately, Song Lao Lame didn't trouble me, and let me go back at night.
When I got home, I quickly took a shower.
When I came out and saw that Xiaocui was already hiding in the bed, I turned off the lights in a hurry, climbed into bed after disarming, and covered myself with her.
It's just that these days, I was practicing with Song Lao's lameness, and I forgot to ask what Huang Jiudongfang was going to do.
After measuring my heartbeat, I was disgusted and gutting, and I was groping to disarm Xiao Cui.
As a result, I was asked to measure my heartbeat, let me kiss, and let me cover Xiaocui, but she pulled her clothes and didn't let me disarm her.
As soon as my brain was hot, I used it to force when I was panting, and in the middle of pulling, Xiaocui suddenly bit me on the shoulder.
The pain brought me to my senses.
Calm down, I am extremely remorseful, and I keep apologizing to Xiaocui.
But Xiaocui turned her back to me and didn't say a word, and she didn't let me cover her.
Fortunately, when I went to check my heartbeat, she didn't resist, there was something in her hand, I said apologies, and before I knew it, I fell asleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I was still thinking about last night, but Xiaocui seemed to be fine, and happily got up with me to wash up.
That's when I remembered that she was a little silly girl and didn't remember.
That's fine, I'll try again in a few days.
After all, I'm disarmed, and she's not soft in her clothes.
For the next few days, I went out in the morning, and when I opened the store, I went to Song Laolame to learn skills.
Huang Xian'er was familiar with life in the city, and took Xiaocui out to spend during the day.
Every day I come home, the living room is filled with a whole bunch of bags.
When the second uncle said that when the moon is full, we will lose, and we must make more money, otherwise we will be penniless, I still didn't believe it.
Thinking about one or two million dollars, even if you burn it with fire, you won't be penniless.
But now I believe it.
My heart hurts, but seeing Xiaocui happy, I can only endure it.
After more than ten days, I was able to roll the log and drive the nail into the wooden man with precision.
I thought that if I did this, Song Lao Cripple would teach me martial arts, but he changed me to a wooden figure that would shake left and right after being plugged in, and continued to let me nail it.
For half a month, I didn't learn a single trick, and I was inevitably angry.
But when it comes to theory, Song Lao is lame and just says a word, and if he doesn't learn, he will get out......
In order to learn his killing skills on the battlefield, I endured it.
On this day, I was hammering nails for the wooden man who was shaking his head, and Huang Jiu came to call me, saying that Su Dazhuang was here again.
A few days ago, Huang Jiu sent his younger brother to follow, but he was killed by the security guards of the community and killed a few clever old rats, so Da Hei refused to send rats again.
I counted the time.
Four talismans, one talisman is exactly four days.
It seems that Su Dazhuang is really in trouble.
I got off the cylinder, wiped my sweat, said hello to Song Lao Lame and went back to the store.
Su Dazhuang was restless, and when he saw me, he greeted me, took my hand and asked, "Li Yang, do you say that there are really gods and ghosts in this world?" ”
I was stunned for a moment, and said with some amusement: "Grandpa, look at what you asked, if not, 10,000 yuan a talisman, do you always know how to count?" ”
As soon as I took a sip of water, Su Dazhuang said anxiously: "You closed the door." ”
Seeing that he was mysterious, I curiously closed the roller shutter door with the remote control.
As soon as the door closed, the old man began to undress.
I frowned slightly, not knowing what he meant.
It wasn't until the old man's upper body was completely naked that I gasped.
I saw a black-brown mark the thickness of his wrist, which went around his right waist, wrapped around his body, and then passed under his right armpit, and his head was a snake's head, spitting out a letter and facing his heart.
This is not a tattoo.
I hurriedly put down my glass, stood up and took a closer look.
"Grandpa, how long have you been in this situation?"
Su Dazhuang said: "It's been almost a month, the angina pectoris is unbearable during the attack, the body is very itchy, as if something is going to grow, I have seen a lot of famous doctors to no avail, until I came into contact with your talisman at the Zhang family girl, and found that the talisman can relieve this pain." ”
I said: "No wonder you can always distinguish the authenticity of the talisman, fortunately, you have always carried the talisman, otherwise this poisonous snake will have scales on its waist, and it will be difficult to save the gods when they come." ”
Su Dazhuang asked nervously: "What is a poisonous snake crossed?" ”
Huang Jiu on my shoulder couldn't help but say: "That's a kind of feng shui bureau, grandpa, someone has moved your family's ancestral grave." ”
Huang Jiu scowled his eyebrows and spat out words, which frightened Su Dazhuang to stumble.
I hurriedly helped him and said, "Grandpa, Huang Jiu is a demon, and it is very reasonable to be able to speak." ”
"Fit, fit, reasonable!"
The old man never believed in this, he didn't want to find the second uncle, it is estimated that he had been sarcastic about the second uncle in this regard before.
Now that Huang Jiu is talking, it has a great impact on him.