Chapter 2 Misfortune teased him

The little snake in front of Chunsheng is snow-white, and there is a lotus-like pattern faintly growing on its body, which is very beautiful.

Chunsheng secretly complained, she was taught by Jue Niang to stay away from snakes since she was a child, especially the better-looking snakes, the more poisonous they are! That's why she's always been terrified of snakes. This little snake is so good-looking, it must be very poisonous!

Fortunately, the little snake didn't attack her, it looked a little stupid and a little cute, but it was a poisonous snake, no matter how cute and cute it was, she was afraid.

Haru Sheng stiffened his head and confronted the little snake.

The world around me is jumping with chickens and dogs, and the world of Chunsheng seems to freeze time and goosebumps!

No, she can't sit still, she has to find a way to deal with the little poisonous snake and take the lead.

"Good boy...... Don't move...... Look at how ...... you look like Good-looking and cute, and good personality...... We have something to discuss...... I especially like you......"

Chunsheng pretended to be calm, and praised the little snake with a smile. Whether it understands it or not, sweet words are better than screaming. She had to try her best to appease the little snake and find a way to get out.

What spell should she use at this time? Grappling?

No, she is most afraid of snakes and does not dare to take them directly.

Summoned the Chenguang Sword and slashed it?

No, at her speed, she would probably be bitten to death first.

Pregnant! Just use the trick taught by the patriarch - ecstasy!

Chunsheng stared at the eyes of the little snake, and secretly recited a spell in his heart: "The big dream is to wake up, the big awakening is to dream, look at my pupils, enter my illusory world!" ”

However, obviously using ecstasy on the little snake, why is he getting more and more sleepy?

Chunsheng's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and fatigue struck like a flood beast.

"No, I can't sleep!"

Chunsheng secretly shook his head and bit his lip to make himself sober, but the tiredness still didn't stop.

Her lips were almost bitten, and the pain finally made her sober up a little......

The jade fingers are slender, gently on Chunsheng's lips, fragrant like orchid, cold and comfortable, and familiar.

"Don't bite yourself again, I won't hurt you."

In the hazy sight, the person in front of her smiled gently, she couldn't see him clearly, but she felt that his smile melted the heavens and the earth......

That feels...... It's him!

Didn't he want her! Didn't you give her as a gift! Come back to her and what to do!

"Ahh

Zi Ying's screams suddenly sounded in her ears, and Chunsheng's eardrums were about to burst.

Chunsheng shivered, like a blow to the head, poured cold water on his body, and suddenly sobered up.

Look at her again, how can there be anyone! What kind of hand is on her lips! It's clearly a slippery and cool poisonous snake's mouth!

She was clutching the poisonous snake in front of her and staring mouth-to-mouth with it!

Chunsheng was stunned, it turned out that she was eaten by her own ecstasy because of her lack of mana, and she lost herself.

"Let go of that snake!" Zi Ying pointed at Chunsheng and screamed in remind.

"Whoosh! Burst! ”

Before Chunsheng could react, the little snake in his hand was taken away by someone casting a spell, cut it in two, fell to the ground and struggled twice, and died.

The person who killed the little snake to relieve Chunsheng was her brother-in-law next door, Yuyin.

"Are you alright?" Yuyin asked coldly.

"I ...... It's okay......" Harusheng's tongue was a little knotted.

The little snake died very suddenly and tragically, and she was scared into a cold sweat, her heart jumped to her throat, and she was very uncomfortable pulling her internal organs.

Yu Yin neatly cast a spell to remove the black hole and enchantment in the lecture hall, and the poisonous snake in the lecture hall felt the domineering spirit on Yu Yin's body and fled in a swarm.

"My name is Yu Yin, and I am the new Spell Elder, and I will start teaching you spells on behalf of the Patriarch from today. This is the test of your strength. ”

Yuyin's momentum is not angry and self-assured. There was silence in the lecture hall.

The little jade spirits looked at each other, no one thought that Yu Yin was not much older than them, and he actually became a spell elder, and Yu Yin's spells seemed to be really much higher than them, and they were not able to break through the predicament he had set up.

"If the Jade Clan's ecstasy is used correctly, it can save your life at the last moment, and if it is used wrong, it will take the initiative to send your life. Your performance is not good, you have to practice diligently in the future. The Jade Hidden God sternly admonished the jade spirits, and glanced at Chunsheng coldly.

Because of the familiarity, Chunsheng felt even more ashamed. I can't wait to cover my face with rabbit ears and find a crack in the ground to get into. Using ecstasy to resist the enemy, she can't even charm a snake, and she also fascinates herself, such a shameful thing, she is probably the first in the Jade Clan.

So then she went to the end of the spell taught by Yuyin with the spirit of twelve, thinking that the matter would end here, but she didn't expect Yuyin to suddenly raise her hand to cast a spell and grab it, and mercilessly took away what Danxia wanted to hide before she had time to hide.

"Why did you write the name of the Immortal Emperor when you were practicing spells?"

Danxia hurriedly covered up, "No, no, this is written by Elder Yilipu, and I didn't have time to put it away." ”

"Did Elder Pu ask you to write it three hundred times?" Although Yuyin's voice was not loud, its momentum was intimidating.

Danxia looked at Yuyin aggrievedly, tears rolling in her eyes, "No ......"

Chunsheng scratched her head, she was so difficult. Danxia's most meaningful brother Yuyin's joys, sorrows, and sorrows on weekdays, Yuyin treated her like this, she definitely couldn't stand it. So he stood up and "confessed", "It was Elder Pu who punished me for writing the god name of the Immortal Emperor 10,000 times, and I asked Danxia to write it for me." ”

Yu Yin's face was grim, "In this case, Chunsheng is slacking off in cultivating the Fa, add ten thousand more times, finish writing today, don't leave if you can't finish writing, don't eat or sleep." Do not use spells, if there is a ghostwriting, the penalty is tenfold. ”

Chunsheng was stupid.

She and Danxia, the righteous brother, really have a clear distinction between public and private, and they don't talk about it at all, not only do they not talk about it, but they are stricter than Elder Pu!

"Don't want to write?" Yuyin asked Chunsheng.

"Nope. I was wrong, I wrote. Chunsheng couldn't say anything about his suffering, so he had to admit punishment.

"I'll check it out then."

Yu Yin left, the jade spirits all breathed a sigh of relief, and the discussions gradually dispersed.

Chunsheng persuaded Ziying and Danxia and the friends who were upset and wanted to help her. She was her fault in this matter after all, she didn't want to trouble anyone anymore, and she didn't want to blaspheme the Immortal Emperor again.

Sitting listlessly at the table, he picked up the pen in a depressed manner, and glanced at the ground in shock.

She had forgotten that there was a dead snake on the ground! The snakes that Yuyin brought to the drill all fled, and only the unlucky bastard was lying on the ground with his head in a different place.

Chunsheng suddenly remembered something, retched for a while, and goosebumps almost fell to the ground.

Just now she grabbed the snake in a daze, and stupidly stuck it mouth-to-mouth with it, and she forgot to wipe her mouth!

It was the first time she had kissed a living creature, or a snake...... It's slippery to the touch, cool and a little fragrant......

Chunsheng almost wiped his mouth off.

But what about this dead snake? She didn't want to write about the Immortal Emperor God when she was still "accompanied" by her side with a snake corpse that was cut in two.

Bring it back to make snake soup for her stepmother?

No, she couldn't do it, she kissed it recklessly, and she would probably be a shadow for the rest of her life when she ate it in her stomach, so she might as well take it out and throw it away.

Chunsheng thought about it for a while, and felt a little unreasonable. Everyone else was chased and bitten by poisonous snakes, but she grabbed this "unlucky egg" and kissed it on the mouth in a daze, causing it to be in a different place. It's miserable for a viper to do this.

That's it! Anyway, I took it out and threw it away, thinking that it didn't bite itself, collect a corpse for it, and dig a pit and bury it by the way!

Chunsheng took out a handkerchief from his cuff as a shroud, covered his eyes with one hand, and grinned and wrapped the snake corpse with a handkerchief. ran out of the lecture hall with the snake corpse and goosebumps, found a place with beautiful mountains and rivers on Shaoyang Mountain, dug a small mound and buried the dead snake.

"You and I don't make the river water, today's incident blames me for not being good at learning, thank you for not biting me, and I don't want you to end up like this. May you be reincarnated early and have good luck in the next life. ”

Chunsheng muttered, turned around and rushed back to the lecture hall to write the god name of the Immortal Emperor to be punished, but he didn't know that the snake mound behind him had changed, and this change went straight to the upper realm, disturbing the upper realm into a mess......

In the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Upper Realm, the Emperor and Empress of Heaven convened their family members and close ministers to hold a family banquet, and the immortals at the banquet pushed cups and changed lamps. The Emperor of Heaven's younger brother Chongguang Jun was originally in high spirits, and he was drunk with his old teacher Hongjun Ancestor, but suddenly his body was stunned and he fell on Hongjun Ancestor and fainted.

This frightened the Emperor of Heaven, who had always felt sorry for his younger brother. With an order, the two immortals of the Upper Realm Medical Department and many of the first medical officials were all called to treat Sogo Jun. The immortal officials of the medical department beat their chests and pinched people, and they cast spells and poured medicine, and it took a toss to save the precious brother of the Emperor of Heaven to wake up.

Sogo Jun was sent back to the Twenty-Three Days Palace by the Heavenly Emperor's Nine Dragons Luanyu, and a large group of medical officers and attendants surrounded him.

"What about you? Benjun's back hurts, so you can't rub it. Sogo-kun said dissatisfied, lying on the bed.

"The lower official knows his mistake, and the lower official will tap again!" The medical fairy who was in charge of rubbing his waist was so frightened that he lost his soul and trembled and couldn't do anything. Sogo-kun's waist didn't look unusual, but he said that it hurt as much as it hurt, and it wasn't impossible for someone to be unhappy and beat him into the beast path. It's not that this difficult prodigal has never done it, and the medicine saint around him has suffered a big loss.

The medicine saint who was taking the pulse of Sogo Jun on the side frowned.

The Emperor of Heaven got the tenth son, Chongguang Jun, as the pearl of his palm, but unfortunately although Chongguang Jun was born perfectly, he suffered from a stubborn disease since he was a child, and he couldn't cure it for a long time, and even he and the medical immortals couldn't solve it.

He really couldn't fathom the pulse of Sogo-kun. It is said to be a stubborn disease, but the stubborn disease is not one, it is a change of tricks, and it is different every time. Today it is a terminal disease, tomorrow it is a blood deficiency loss, and the day after tomorrow it is poisoning, and even suddenly got the "tuberculosis disease" that only mortals can have, coughing until he was weak and dying.

When Sogo Jun was sick, everything on his body seemed to be good, but his pulse was not good, and even his pulse was gone, and he gradually returned to normal after taking a lot of medicine. Repeated like this, sick twice in three days, sick and sick, and dying, the medical department that has been tossing for hundreds of thousands of years is like walking on thin ice.

"What kind of pain is the back pain?" The medicine saint really couldn't get it out, so he asked Sogo Jun.

"What's the pain? Someone came, cut a knife on the waist of the medicine saint, cut it in two, and let him taste what it tasted like. Let's go with the medical immortals. ”

"Yes! Your Majesty! ”

Sogo-kun came casually, and his personal attendant took the order seriously.

The medical fairy was carefully rubbing Sogo-kun's waist, and he was so frightened that he knelt down.

The medical saint mercilessly "snapped" himself two slaps, he really doesn't have a long memory. Last time, this royal brother was sick and said that he was uncomfortable, so he talked a lot and asked why he was uncomfortable. So he was disgusted and inaccurate, and told the Emperor of Heaven, saying that he would experience the real pain of the patient, and threw him into the eighteenth layer of hell in the underworld, and lived with a large group of sick ghosts who were cured by quack doctors for a whole month!

He was almost gnawed by those sick ghosts! Fortunately, he was witty and sleepless to re-prescribe medicine to those sick and dead ghosts, and resolved the sickness and resentment in the souls of those unjustly killed ghosts, so that he kept his immortal rank immortal products and returned to the heavenly realm to continue to serve.

"The lower official knows, it's a traumatic injury, it hurts."

"I know it's nonsense to know that it hurts, and my hands are so heavy......"

Sogo-kun lay on the bed aggrievedly.

Shaoyang Mountain, Danxia!

An ugly rabbit who "lightened" him when he came up and caused him to be cut into two pieces, he remembered her name!