Chapter 18: The Mystery of the Way is crooked
Chunsheng and Xuanmo were pure-minded, and they ran out of Xunxian Tower, and the embarrassing past was forgotten.
Back at his residence, Chunsheng was busy sorting out his thoughts and drawing more than a dozen pictures of beautiful women, but the painting was too poor and he painted the beauties like beasts.
closed the door and changed one by one according to the picture in front of Xuan Mo, first, the painting was too ugly, and the other was insufficient, and it became more ugly than crooked melons and cracked dates, and Xuan Mo covered his stomach and shouted pain with a smile.
Chunsheng scratched her head in annoyance, and asked her to cook, hunt, and fight, but it was too difficult to draw beautiful women, and it was difficult to draw, and it was even more difficult to change.
"What do you think of this?" Chunsheng compared a crooked drawing on his face.
Xuan Mo shook his head, "Your man's dress and face don't match too much, and you can't see it." ”
Chunsheng cast a spell and changed into a women's dress in the fairy building, colorful and bells and whistles.
"That's it." Chunsheng took two steps casually.
Who knew that Chun was not used to wearing such complicated clothes on weekdays, so he stepped on his skirt without taking two steps, and fell down with a "ahhhh
Xuanmo hurriedly went to pick it up, but his body was thin, and he was hit into his arms by Chunsheng, and he couldn't support it and lay on the ground.
Chunsheng was tripped by the corner of his skirt and smashed heavily on Xuanmo. Xuan Mo's mortal body was naturally no tougher than Chunsheng, and he snorted in pain, only to feel that his ribs were about to be broken by Chunsheng. Chunsheng's chest injury was not completely healed, and such a bump touched the wound, and the pain was unbearable.
The two of them grunted in pain.
Chunsheng felt that this Raushzi's clothes were in trouble, and restored Xiao Xia's face and clothes.
Xuan Daotong squatted and guarded the Xunxian Building and found nothing, and when he saw his apprentices Xuan Mo and Xiao Xia coming out of the Xunxian Building, his mind was full of cranky thoughts, for fear that his only disciple would be abducted by Xiao Xia, and he was entangled for a while, and he had no intention of catching demons, and returned to the Shangjia compound angrily.
When I entered the courtyard, I heard Xuan Mo and Xiao Xia talking and laughing in the room, and I gritted my teeth in anger. happened to meet the bearded man feeding the horses in the yard, the bearded man's attitude changed greatly, and he greeted Xuan Daotong with a smile, "Master Dao, you're back." ”
"Hmm!" Xuan Daotong replied in a deep voice.
The bearded man stepped forward and lowered his voice mysteriously, "The two boys inquired with me about Xunxian Lou in the afternoon, and when they came back, the two of them were locked in the room and played for a long time, you little apprentice, you can!" The beard raised his big finger.
Hearing this, Xuan Dao was furious, drew his sword, took three steps and made two steps, and kicked open the door of Chunsheng's room.
I didn't kick it in the morning, I didn't kick it in the evening, but I saw the white and handsome little apprentice lying on the ground, and there was a young man like a calf on it! Both of them are humming and chirping!
"Bastard boy!" Xuandao was furious when he ascended, raised his sword and slashed at Chunsheng.
Chunsheng was in a hurry, and pulled a chair to block it, and slashed down the sword.
"You immoral wild seed!" Xuan Daotong scolded.
Although Chunsheng didn't quite know what it meant to be offended, the insult of the wild seed alone was already extremely high.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Chunsheng said politely.
Xuan Dao Tongti pointed his sword at Chunsheng and asked, "I'm talking nonsense?" What are you doing? ”
"Didn't you see it, play! What's all the fuss! Chunsheng disagreed.
The tip of Xuandaotong's sword pointed at Chunsheng, "You two hugging each other three times and twice?" The wild seed that lacks a father and a young mother will bring me to the bottom of my apprentice! ”
This insult hurt Chunsheng's sore spot, and Chunsheng's face sank.
"For Xuanmo's sake, I don't care about you, if you scold you for missing a father and a young mother again, I will definitely want you to look good!"
Xuan Mo saw that Chunsheng's face was wrong, and seemed to be ruthless, thinking that she was not a human being, and that she had a holiday with the master, for fear that the two would hurt each other because of the fight, so he said that he had misunderstood, and pushed Xuan Daotong back to the firewood room.
Chun Shengbai was scolded so bloody, he had nowhere to vent his anger, and he couldn't cast a spell to beat Xuandao, so he was so angry that he slammed the door and left.
Xuan Daotong was in the firewood room and was about to rush out and cut Chunsheng, Xuan Mo closed the door and knelt in front of Lao Dao.
"It's the apprentice's mistake, the apprentice shouldn't get carried away and lose the demeanor of a cultivator, the master is angry and punishes the apprentice."
Xuan Daotong picked up a thick firewood branch from the side, picked off Xuanmo's coat, and pointed at Xuanmo.
"What were you doing yesterday crying and hugging him!"
"I'm ......" Xuan Mo hesitated for a moment, he couldn't tell the truth that Xiao Xia was not a mortal, and the master would definitely be unfavorable to her.
"Pop" The firewood branch was drawn to Xuan Mo's back, and there was a blood-red mark.
Xuan Mo trembled in pain and made up a lie, "I cried with joy when I saw Xiao Xia come back, because I was too tired to do the kitchen work alone." ”
"Nonsense, what's so tiring just made a meal!" Another bloodstain.
"Really! Master, the apprentice is not good at cooking, and he really can't cook for so many people. The apprentice was overjoyed to see Xiao Xia come back, nothing else! Xuanmo cried.
"Rubbish! Later, why did you go to look for the fairy tower! The old man reprimanded.
"Master said to get in touch with the girl more......"
Before Xuan Mo finished speaking, the firewood branch was pumped up, and Xuan Mo was trembling again, and he couldn't speak in pain.
"Or is it the teacher's fault? Who told you to go to that place to meet the girl! ”
"I don't know what it is. The merchant said that there were many girls and the names were good, and the disciples thought it was a training center for women. ”
Xuan Daotong thought about it for a while, and really didn't tell Xuan Mo what that kind of place does.
"You don't know, doesn't that Xiao Xia know either?"
"She doesn't know."
Another heavy slap in the face, "Fool! How could he, a charcoal seller, not know that kind of place, he must have deliberately taken you there and plotted against you! ”
"No, Master."
"And quibble for him!" Xuan Daotong's eyes widened angrily, and he gritted his teeth and slapped Xuan Mo twice.
Xuan Mo knelt on the ground and struggled to support himself, and there were already several blood marks on the skin on his back.
"Why did he crush you to the ground?" Xuan Daotong continued to ask.
"She accidentally fell." Xuanmo explained.
"He did it on purpose! You stupid boy! Fall into his trap! Xuandao breathed his feet and beat his chest.
"No, Master, she was really careless."
"Still quibbling!" Two more beatings, and the firewood branch was interrupted with a "click".
"Have you ever done anything unscrupulous? Not beat around the bush! ”
"Nope! Not really! Xuan Mo trembled in pain, his face was pale, and beads of sweat the size of beans hung on his forehead.
Xuan Daotong interrupted Chai Zhi and didn't ask anything, a sense of anger spilled out, remembering that what the apprentice said was indeed reasonable, and his tone softened.
"Xuanmo, you are pure by nature, do you know the hard work of being a teacher."
"The apprentice knows that the master is ...... for the sake of the apprentice"
"Actually, as a teacher, I'm even more afraid that you will go to the Immortal Tower and provoke the demon who sucks the blood of people." Xuan Daotong told Xuan Mo about the encounter with the white-clothed banshee in Xunxian Tower.
"You have to pay attention, if there is anything unusual around you, you must inform the teacher in time."
Xuan Mo nodded with difficulty.
"Pill yourself!"
Xuan Daotong was tired of tossing, and he poured half a pot of wine and fell asleep.
Xuan Mo's back was bruised, and he couldn't take medicine, so he had no choice but to lie on the grass and fell asleep after lying on his stomach for a while.
In his sleep, he seemed to fly over the heavens and the earth, shuttled between the stars of the universe, and came to a white place.
The white mist disperses, it is a vast and boundless sea, there is a fairy island on the sea, the spring is bright and the flowers are in full bloom, and a very beautiful little fairy chases and frolicks with birds and butterflies among the flowers.
The fairy cried with joy when she saw Xuan Mo coming, tears gradually appeared in her eyes, and she reached out to pull him. Xuan Mo involuntarily stretched out his hand, and in an instant, the heavens and the earth collapsed, the stars fell, the fairy was gone, and his world spun around......
Xuan Mo shivered, opened his eyes, and was still lying on the pile of firewood and grass, and the master was sleeping soundly, snoring loudly. I got up in pain, tore a piece of paper from the empty book, picked up a small piece of charcoal, and drew the appearance of the fairy in my dream......