Chapter 286: Senior Brother is coming to tell you a story

"No, no, you are gifted and intelligent, and your looks are peerless, how can you be useless?"

Shen Fei had a smile on his face and tried everything he could to make up for it.

"Really?"

Xin Ran raised his head, the tears in his beautiful eyes had not yet dried, and his big eyes were extraordinarily bright. Shen Fei's head was like a lift, nodding frantically.

"Of course it's true, in fact, Senior Brother just joked with you!"

Two hours later.

Shen Fei left the redwood forest exhausted, leaving behind a satisfied light coat and Xin Ran to continue cultivating inside.

"It took so long to finally coax the two of them together!"

Shen Fei sighed, a woman crying is too lethal to a man.

When she cried, if you were reasonable... She cried because you reasoned with her.

If you comfort her... As soon as you comforted her, she immediately felt more aggrieved and cried more fiercely.

The more fierce she cries, the louder she is, the louder she is, the more she can't listen to what you say!

Oh, woman!

Shen Fei, who comforted the two of them, also realized a problem.

That is, his status in the hearts of his junior sisters is too high, and it is really not so simple to anger them.

It may even be self-defeating, as it is today, to make two girls cry directly.

“emmm... You can find someone who doesn't have such a high opinion of us! ”

Shen Fei thought about it, as a senior brother, who in the entire holy land didn't like him.

At this moment, a shadow suddenly appeared in his mind.

Dream Moon Fairy!

"Forget it, I don't want to die yet!"

Shen Fei thought of the fate of angering the Mengyue Immortal Queen, and his body trembled.

He came to a quiet place and began to analyze the task carefully.

"Surprise is about to take a turn!"

"And angry emmm... Emotions are not easy to control, and I can divert their attention and make them downplay the idea that the other person is a senior brother. ”

After Shen Fei carefully analyzed, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared!

"Lingwei, Xia Xuan, long time no see!" Shen Fei came to a less crowded place and met the second daughter.

"Senior brother!"

When the two saw Shen Fei, they were naturally deer, and their hearts were full of joy.

Shen Fei smiled: "Are you free now?" ”

"Yes, is there something wrong with Senior Brother?" Lingwei is next to her head, and her big eyes are very cute.

"Senior brother recently made up a story, do you want to hear it?"

"Eun!"

"Of course!"

The two girls both looked excited, and they were about to jump up with joy.

The corners of Shen Fei's mouth showed a smile of successful trickery.

Then he said slowly:

"A long, long time ago, in a country in the mortal world, there was a girl named Little Swallow, and one day she ....."

As a master of success, Shen Fei's storytelling ability is still very strong. The rhythm control and tone rendering are all in place.

Bring Lingwei and Xia Xuan into the world of "Huanzhu Gege".

The second daughter listened very attentively, and her emotions were completely mobilized.

They will be sad and even cry because of the suffering of the little swallow in the story.

will also show an aunt's smile because of the love between Ziwei and Faulkang.

Sometimes I am amused because of the strange train of thought of the little swallow.

"What? Little Swallow and Ziwei are going to be beheaded by the emperor? ”

Ling Wei and Xia Xuan looked nervous.

Shen Fei nodded.

"And then what happened?"

The second daughter asked, twisting into a thin thread in her heart.

"Just when Xiaoyanzi and Ziwei were dragged to the execution ground, they were about to be beheaded, the fifth elder brother and Fu

Er Kang brought a group of strong martial arts people to the execution ground! ”

Hearing this, the second daughter breathed a sigh of relief.

They knew that although these people could not be compared to cultivators, they were also people with high martial arts in the mortal world.

"This group of people is so strong in martial arts that the guards at the execution ground can't stop it at all, and several people rush directly to the execution table with ferocity!"

Ling Weiqiao's face was full of excitement and asked:

"And then Erkang, they rescued Ziwei Little Swallow?"

Shen Fei suddenly smiled coldly.

"Then the thrifty hand reacted quickly, and the knife fell, and all the crape myrtle swallows were beheaded!"

"The end of the play!"

Hiss!

Lingwei: "!!! ”

Xia Xuan: "!!! ”

The two girls were stunned on the spot as if they had been hit by a bolt from the blue.

If I'm guilty, please let the dead take me away, instead of listening to such bloody stories here!

Ziwei Xiaoyanzi died on the spot! This version of "Huanzhu Gege", Qiong Yao listened to it

There will be tears!

The two girls have not been beaten by society, and they don't understand the sinister brother of the senior brother.

Anger arises from the heart, and evil arises from the guts.

They admit that it was the first time in their lives that they wanted to swear so much.

But when I looked up and saw that it was my senior brother, the anger in my heart could only be suppressed in my heart.

"Senior brother, are you unable to make up this story, and deliberately find an excuse to kill the heroine, and then it will be unfinished?"

Lingwei asked.

Shen Fei showed a handsome and charming smile and nodded.

"Yes, that's right!"

Hiss 〜

I even admitted it directly!

You're unfinished, are you still reasonable?

Lingwei swore that if it weren't for her senior brother, she would definitely do it directly.

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The voice of the system rings in my head.

Shen Fei left with a satisfied smile.

"Senior brother has left beforehand, I'll tell you a story next time!"

In the next few days, the story of "Huanzhu Gege" almost became a nightmare for Lingwei and Xia Xuan.

Every night when I dreamed, I dreamed that my senior brother was the thrifty hand who ended Ziwei and Xiaoyanzi with his own hands.

And Shen Fei also used this story to harm several pure and good girls, breaking their imagination of beauty.

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Gradually, this story spread more and more widely in the Liuli Holy Land, and almost everyone knew about it.

When Shen Fei used the adaptation of "Huanzhu Gege" again, he couldn't deceive anyone.

"Senior sisters, senior brother recently made up a story, do you want to hear it?"

Shen Fei smiled at several junior sisters who were as beautiful as flowers.

Several people shook their heads like rattles.

"It's that crape myrtle swallow again, we've already heard it!"

Shen Fei smiled and said:

"No, this time it's the story of Iron Immortal Zun vs. Demon King Thanos!"

"I promise, this story is no poison point, no urine point, no water and no rotten end!"

A few simple, kind and pitiful little junior sisters believed their senior brother's nonsense.

Soon, several people were attracted by the magical and magnificent world, and they listened very attentively.

"In the end, the Iron Immortal Venerable deducted the five gems from the Demon King Thanos's Immortal Emperor Magic Weapon Infinity Gauntlet and fused it with his own armor gloves!"

When Shen Fei said this, several junior sisters were clasping their hands tightly, nervous and worried.

No, the Iron Immortal Venerable will die!

"Yes, the Iron Immortal Venerable can't bear it!

They could already guess the end.