Chapter 1174 A fart stomp
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The cold wind is still blowing on the vast wilderness, blowing the sparse trees in the mining area rustling, and blowing the young man's back with a faint pain - although the injuries on his body are healed, the memory in his heart is still so clear, like a fire mark burning on his back, which makes people angry but unwilling to attack: "Maybe ~~~~ It's really my anxiety." She was angry at the time, I shouldn't be so verbose~~~~" Standing alone at the edge of the mining area, he was unhappy while folding the thin branches in front of him: "However, she doesn't need to be so cold and have that kind of look~~~~ She treats me as a lowly person at all~~~~ without a little sympathy" But in a blink of an eye, he felt a strong fluke: "Maybe it's because she's angry." Maybe ~~~~ It'll be fine in a few days?"
"Dreaming," suddenly a crisp voice sounded over his head: "You have heard too many troubadours' tales? You will always be a subordinate who can get a good-looking maid is the lord who is a great favor, and he still wants to eat swan meat? That is to be punished by the 'iron virgin'."
When I looked up, I saw a blue and green magic swallow standing on the top of the two of them, casting a cold gaze and a high-boned human voice: "When the time comes, put you in a big iron box full of steel nails, and slowly bleed, and you will not die for a few days, and then the wounds will become inflamed, and you will be slowly tortured to death."
"You??" The young man took a few steps back in shock, and almost couldn't take a breath: "You~~~ You are~~~~" Only then did I remember that this was a phantom animal unique to forest rangers or 'Rokko Wuwei', but I didn't expect them to be able to speak human words, so he immediately stammered and asked: "You~~~How do you know~~~~"
The half-palm-sized blue-green phantom swallow on the branch continued to reply: "I have been following you for several days, and I have been listening to you nagging all day long, of course I know. I advise you, take advantage of the early death of this heart. Those dreams of yours are impossible to fulfill, and young people listen to the tales of those troubadours all day long, and after listening to them for a long time, they take what they say seriously. In fact, the set they talked about is all funny things, how can it be used in real life? You have been tossed for so long, and you still haven't understood? According to me~~~"
"Don't say it," the young man said sharply: "Get out, I don't want to listen to your monster's nonsense, don't spy on me in the future, or I'll ask someone to shoot you with an arrow" The blue-green phantom swallow snorted twice: "Little brat, my brain is dizzy." "Then he flew into the air, and after a few ups and downs, he disappeared into the mountains and forests.
The boy was already drenched in a cold sweat at this time: how could there be such a strange thing? First the inexplicable Rokka-Wuwei, then the inexplicable 'spaceship', and the damn 'beast-man'~~~~ What's wrong with this world? Why are so many monsters appearing all at once?
His mind was completely chaotic, and he felt that the world suddenly became eerie and terrifying, and his dreams were even more distant. Especially when he thought of the scene where his father was carrying the head of the sub-giant, he trembled slightly: "Why is it turned upside down all of a sudden? Oh, if that strange bird can spy on me, then it can monitor all the actions of the other dukes and sub-giants, isn't it under their surveillance?
But in the end he had to return to the temporary quarters of the Duke and his family to continue his duties as a servant. And the chef who was waiting for him was already very annoyed: "Where did you go? The potatoes were running around before they were peeled, and you were looking for death? The old man started a fire to punish me, and I will beat you to death as a foreigner and go everywhere, I really don't want to live and be beaten enough."
He cursed and wanted to kick the boy's ass. And the young man who was stuffy and peeling potatoes was even more angry: "Mom, how can I suffer in this place?" If I am a six~~ Liujia martial guard, I will also cut you with a knife, but he is not in the end, only a few three-legged cats' ranger martial arts, and he is looking for death. So he could only accept these curses with hatred and sorrow, and only hoped that he could be recalled to serve by the Duke and the Duke again, and that he would have the opportunity to see the woman he still loved. I was scolded and anxious before I tried to fight back once: "It was the people around the master who called me out and told me to reflect on it and transfer me back in a few days." β
"Yo ho" the chef laughed: "I didn't expect the country cub to lie." I'm also going to transfer you back~~~ Hmph, the ghost is boundless, Lao Tzu serves the master every day, I don't know what's going on? You, it's good to be able to squat here and peel potatoes Miss is going to throw you back into the mountain nest, but the old man is soft-hearted so that you can barely stay here. In the future, I will turn you farther away after I return from victory, so as not to disturb the young lady. Are you still bragging to me?hehehehe~~~ Ghost slippery, if you dare to tell me a lie again, you will serve the family law of the housekeeper"
The young man's heart has begun to pull out the cold, although he is covered in cold sweat, he still wants to stand up: "You~~~ It's impossible for you to talk nonsense, Miss is just occasionally angry, and it won't be enough in a few days." Master~~~ The master said that he would reuse me~~~ You~~~ You are all"
"Peel your potatoes" The cook pushed him heavily: "You kid is full of nonsense, you angered Miss, and the master will reuse you? What do you think you are? I know, you kid is also thinking about Miss, right? Hahahahaha~~~~ Oops, oops, no wonder you are full of nonsense, and you don't know what you're thinking all day long." Hahahaha~~~~ Boy, there used to be a little pervert who was bold and reckless, and actually touched the face of the young lady without authorization, and now this guy is still eating on the prisoner's farm. It was for his parents' sake. If you dare to touch a single hair of Miss, hehehe~~~ Chop off your hands and feet, and throw them into the ravine to feed the jackals hahahaha~~~~ There are still blind guys like you in the world, and I don't know the situation at all. Hahahaha~~~~" The angry young man clenched his fists and went away angrily, he kept cheering himself up: 'Don't listen to this bastard, I will return to the duke in a few days, I will definitely be able to'
But there was no movement for two days, and he was still living the heavy work of peeling potatoes and picking flour under the scolding and discrimination of the chef, and his heart was restless. But on the third day, he suddenly received great good newsβthe Duke had to entertain his guests, and there were not enough attendants, and he needed to serve them
It's so good that I still have the master's trust, and when I can finally see her, he is so happy that he is about to jump up. However, when he came to the scene, he found that he and five or six low-ranking attendants were left outside the hall to serve, and he could not even enter the door of the hall to hear the sound of staggering inside, the crisp and moving music, and he suddenly felt a pain in his heart when he thought of the luxurious and colorful banquet scene inside. Sometimes I feel a little relieved when I hear the girl's crisp laughter from inside, but I am a little suspicious: Why are you happy again????
Thinking about this, my heart suddenly churned and wanted to vomit. I can only keep comforting myself: 'Not so soon, not so soon, there is still a chance' In the long anxiety and anticipation, the solemn banquet was over, and out of the high arched gate were indeed several high-level sub-giants with burly bodies like brown bears, looking at the golden swaying minister's robes they were wearing, they should be quite high-level messengers rather than ordinary war assistants. They were a little drunk, and they were still muttering to the duke: "This time, you must do it well." can only succeed~~~~" The smell of wine spurting out of his mouth made the Duke who was also half drunk feel comfortable: "When the time comes, it's once and for all." They chattered and walked away, and the duke's family appeared at the door, laughing and laughing, and among them was the beautiful girl with a red face
It's just that she's actually ~~~~ also drunk, oh my God, she's actually ~~~ like some spicy women on the edge of the town, half-drunk, she is still swaying and pulling her brothers and sisters and giggling, completely ~~~ completely without the image of a fair lady
The gods are on top of you, you don't want to be like this, the young man was shocked and heartbroken, and he almost wanted to go up to her and say to her: "You are really not good-looking, this is not what you should be, you should be a gentle lady, how can you be like this?"
But he didn't dare to speak, he didn't dare to take a step forward. I can only watch the heartache of the half-drunk girl walking by the side without concealment, although the beautiful face is still gorgeous and lovely, but it gives people a very different feeling, and the smell of wine that exudes is even more ~~~~
'Porphyry~~~~' a loud ~~~ loud ~~~ fart sound ~~~ fart sound came from her The sound was so harsh that it even made people stiff and could only listen to it blankly: "Hahaha~~~ You fart again" The brothers and sisters around the girl laughed and laughed, and the half-drunk girl actually screamed and made trouble with them: "If you let it go, you don't accept it?" you also let it go~~~~Hahaha~~~~"
Putting ~~~~farting~~~~She~~~ She actually ~~~~~~fart~~~~ In an instant, his heart collapsed
He gradually dispersed with the others, walked to the edge of the mining area in a daze, came to the woods in a daze, and muttered to himself in a daze: "She~~~~~~~~~~~Hahahaha~~~~This is simply ~~~The gods~~~~ on top~~~~~~~~~~" His fantasies and his efforts all became ridiculous in an instant
So, he cried. Leaning against the old tree trunk and sobbing, his brain is messing around. Until there was a lukewarm half-mocking voice overhead: "I said that you were dreaming, and if you fart, you will collapse the goddess in your heart." Hahaha~~~~ Do you really think she's a goddess? she's just a human woman."
On the branch stood the blue-green phantom swallow.
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