Chapter 671: Zombie Bird (Ask for Vote!) )
Just as Zhan Jingyi and the fat pig were crawling up, there was a sharp cry in the black fog, and the hoarse cry sounded goosebumps.
"My mother, what's that TM?"
Halfway up the climb, the fat pig looked back, and the fat on his face couldn't help but tremble, only to see that before, it was just a small piece of black mist.
At this moment, the sky seemed to be covered by a huge black curtain, giving people a heavy sense of oppression, and this darkness, like a huge shadow, was gradually descending on their heads, shrouding people's hearts with a layer of haze.
The fat pig's eyes widened at the moment, trying to see through the thick dark clouds to see the truth hidden in the darkness, and his breathing became cautious, for fear that the silence would be broken by the storm without warning.
In the darkness, a flock of birds flew out, but this was not the birds that the fat pig had once known for flying merrily in the sun, their feathers rotting and emitting a disgusting rancid smell that reached the end of the nose.
Even more frighteningly, the fat pig could clearly see that some of the birds had only half of their bodies left with bones and tendons, but they were still flying in the sky, as if death could not stop their yearning for freedom.
This strange and terrifying sight made the fat pig's heart beat violently, and a chill rushed from his back to the top of his head.
"Brother, what are these things?"
The fat pig looked down at Zhan Jingyi, but saw Zhan Jingyi's face dark, and pointed the Tang knife in his hand at the fat pig, flashing with a cold murderous aura, which frightened the fat pig's face to turn white again.
"Hurry up, if you can't climb up, let me stab you and send you to be a eunuch!"
When is it, the fat pig is still slow, Zhan Jingyi feels that it is necessary, so that he can understand what it means to burn his butt.
Looking at the murderous Tang knife in Zhan Jingyi's hand, the fat pig felt cold in his crotch, didn't dare to say more, grabbed the bridge in his hand and quickly climbed up.
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"Hey, climb so slowly, how about I give you a ride!"
Situ You, who was standing on the opposite side of the cliff, had a smile on his face, and pointed at Zhan Jingyi and the two of them with his hand, and suddenly, the corpse bird with the black pressure above his head began to stir his wings and rushed towards the two.
With the sound of the wave like a tsunami, this time not to mention Zhan Jingyi, even the fat pig was in a hurry, but the two of them were standing at the head of the bridge before, and they climbed up at this time, even if they climbed fast, they couldn't climb halfway.
Facing the black pressure of a corpse bird behind him, the fat man's hands shook, and he almost sat down against the Tang knife in Zhan Jingyi's hand.
"Hurry up and climb!"
Zhan Jingyi urged the fat pig, and regretted it in his heart, he knew that he should have stood behind the fat pig at that time, looking at the corpse birds that were coming, Zhan Jingyi also felt a tingling scalp.
Hell, how did this guy get so many of these things, and besides, why would these zombie birds listen to this Situ You's command?
"I ...... I can't crawl anymore! ”
The fat pig had a crying voice in his voice, although he had great strength, but his endurance was not good, and climbing up vertically like this was far more difficult than usually taking the stairs.
Zhan Jingyi didn't speak, he stabbed him head-on, making the fat pig howl in pain, and rushed up hard.
"Don't prick it! If you stick Lao Tzu's ass again, it will be rotten! ”
As he spoke, the fat pig gritted his teeth and climbed up, only to feel a hot pain behind his buttocks, and it didn't feel like it was pierced this time, it felt like he was drilling into it with a knife.
While the fat pig tightened his legs, he scolded: "You pervert! Believe it or not, let go and die with you! ”
"I didn't stab you, you can look back yourself!"
Listening to the fat pig's words, Zhan Jingyi scolded angrily, and the fat pig looked back and found that there were four or five corpse birds pounced on his buttocks.
The corpse bird seemed to smell the smell of blood on the fat pig's buttocks, and chirped and chirped, and the sharp bird pecked and pricked the fat pig's buttocks.
At this time, Zhan Jingyi, although he did not receive special treatment like a fat pig, but the black-pressed corpse bird behind him pounced, and the sharp bird pecked, and pecked Zhan Jingyi's body, and he would tear off a large piece of belt meat.
Zhan Jingyi, who was in pain, also grinned, but in their current situation, it was difficult to fight back, and after a glance, the distance from the top of the cliff.
At this distance, even if he used Lao Qi's spatial dagger, he couldn't teleport over.
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"You have to think of a way, I can't stand it anymore!"
The fat pig is crawling with his hands behind him to drive away those damn zombie birds, so that he can climb more slowly.
Moreover, those birds pecked here and tore off a piece there, even if the fat pig's skin was rough and thick, it was a little unbearable, so it could only be driven away.
But if it goes on like this, let alone climb up, it will be difficult for the two of them to save their lives.
"Do you have smoke bombs?"
At this time, Zhan Jingyi remembered that the equipment on the fat pig seemed to be very complete, and it seemed that in addition to the heavy machine gun, there should be some other tactical weapons on his body.
I don't know if there will be smoke bombs.
"No smoke bombs!"
The fat pig's head shouted without replying, but after shouting, he slapped his head: "There is this!" As he spoke, Fat Pig pulled out a bundle of signal sticks from his backpack.
This kind of signal stick is very common, and many hikers who like to go to the mountain will also be equipped with it, and when it is broken, it will produce a thick smoke with color, which can be used when calling for help in the wild.
"Give it to me!"
Zhan Jingyi stretched out his hand to take the signal baton, and then broke all the signal rods and tied them to himself, and suddenly a thick smoke began to come out, red, yellow, and green, not only pungent, but also particularly spicy to the eyes.
Under the cover of thick smoke, although Zhan Jingyi and the fat pig are also very uncomfortable, as long as they cover their mouth and nose, they can still bear it, but these corpse birds can't stand it either, their sense of smell is very sensitive, and they are covered by such a thick smoke, and it doesn't take long for them to disperse around Zhan Jingyi and the fat pig.
Taking advantage of this effort, Zhan Jingyi and the fat pig were also relieved, and they held their breath and hurriedly took the opportunity to climb up.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
I finally climbed the cliff, and after I saw the fat pig fall to the ground, his whole body was dyed green, and the hair on his head was dyed green.
Getting up from the ground, the fat pig immediately groped behind the buttocks for a while, pulled it hard, and with a "flutter ......", I saw the head of a corpse bird, pulled out like a radish by the fat pig.
"I can really bite ......"
The fat pig scolded, and smashed the head of the corpse bird with one kick, and when he looked up, he saw that Zhan Jingyi also climbed up, but the injuries on Zhan Jingyi's body were far more serious than him, dripping with blood, and there were wounds everywhere on his body.
At this time, the fat pig raised his nose and smelled the smell of blood on Zhan Jingyi's body, and couldn't help swallowing and spitting: "It's so fragrant!" ”
"What did you say?"
Zhan Jingyi raised his head, this fat pig's accent was heavy, and he didn't hear what he said clearly just now.
"No, I'm stunned!"
The fat man shook his head, he didn't dare to let Zhan Jingyi hear what he said clearly, but he couldn't help but swallow and spit quietly.
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"Let's go!"
Zhan Jingyi didn't think much about it, urging the fat pig to get up and prepare to slip away.
"Don't, I think we'd better split up!"
Before, Zhan Jingyi still looked unhappy and rejected himself, but at this time, he suddenly posted it, although the fat pig is fat, but the brain is not a pig brain.
Naturally, it can be seen that Zhan Jingyi is going to pull a cushion when he is dying, and he can't be stupid!
"Okay, you keep it, I'm leaving!"
When Zhan Jingyi heard the fat pig's words, he didn't embarrass him, he turned around and ran, seeing that Zhan Jingyi said to leave, the fat pig felt a little bad.
At this time, the fat pig, when he looked back, saw the corpse birds pressed by the black pressure in mid-air, rushed over again, because the effect of those signal rods was gone, so those zombie birds flew back again.
These corpse birds seem to have a soft spot for the buttocks of the fat pigs, and when they smell the blood on it, they fly and pounce on it, and they pounce on the buttocks of the fat pigs without pecking anywhere else.
"Brother, don't go, wait for me!"
Seeing this situation, the fat pig's face changed, he couldn't deal with so many zombie birds, so he got up and ran with Zhan Jingyi.
While running, the fat pig scolded Zhan Jingyi for being despicable, he didn't have a signal stick in his hand now, and these corpse birds pounced down and didn't give him a peck.
Don't look at the fat pig just climbed slowly, but on the flat ground, the speed was not slower than Zhan Jingyi, and even in terms of speed, it was even faster than Zhan Jingyi.
It's hard to imagine that such a fat man, who looks like at least three hundred pounds, actually walks like a fly, and runs faster than anyone else in the woods with complex terrain.
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