Ordinary person: orz

Big Ass: or2

Cheng Zhu said that he wanted to come to the kitchen to help, that was fake, it was pure politeness, he was simply a little hungry, come and see a few dishes tonight.

But who would have thought that as soon as they came over, they would see a big dish with a big fat butt?

So he simply leaned against the kitchen door frame and didn't leave.

The reasons for him not to leave are very good: she doesn't seem to be able to pick up the things in the cracks for a while, and the ones in the pot will be pasted, so I want to look at it.

The fox at home wears pajamas and other home clothes on weekdays, but because there are guests coming to the house today, they have changed into daily clothes.

She seems to have sweatshirts and hoodies, and she always wears that kind of loose style, trying to cover her palms with sleeves and wrapping herself as tightly as possible.

As for the lower itself, he wore a pair of blue straight-leg baggy jeans.

Of course, a certain part can't be loose if you want to.

A slightly chubby and plump woman like her, if she wears skinny jeans, the picture will only be more eye-catching.

He even felt that the jeans with the through-zipper in his store should be asked to be a model.

Cheng Zhu knows very well that a woman like Hu Yan actually has a lot of troubles in life, such as buying pants, which is really hard to buy.

The waist circumference is just right, and the hip circumference is too tight.

The hip circumference is just right, and the waist circumference is too wide.

What's more, the larger the size of the pants, the longer the legs tend to be.

"Whew! Finally got it. Hu Yan took it and took out a small bottle from the crack at the bottom of the cabinet.

Cheng Zhu didn't know what was in it, so he guessed what kind of seasoning it was.

"Boss, I remember you can eat spicy food, right?" Fox Yan asked.

"Hmm." He nodded.

During the whole process, Hu Yan didn't look at him.

Obviously, even in her most relaxed home, she still felt nervous because of Cheng Zhu's arrival.

"With the majority of netizens, he has a stinky virtue, he is like a demon online, and he is like a Buddha offline." He complained in his heart.

Hu Yan could see that Cheng Zhu had been leaning against the door frame of the kitchen to watch her stir-fry, and after a long time, her whole person began to turn a little red again.

"That boss, are you going to wait at the table for a while? Right away, right away! She said.

"What? Am I here to influence your play? Cheng Chai said with a smile.

"Yes, a little bit." She said without squinting as she shoveled the vegetables with a spatula.

"That's fine." Cheng began to sit down at the dining table and play with his mobile phone.

In the end, the dinner was really hearty, with three dishes and one soup.

There are spicy crab fried rice cakes, chili fried meat, stir-fried lettuce, and yam pork rib soup.

"It's okay to look good." Cheng Zhu held chopsticks.

He tried every dish, and it tasted really good.

"You often cook your own food?" Cheng asked.

"Make one meal a day and divide it into two meals." Hu Yan said: "I actually often order takeout, but after watching the news, I am afraid that I will eat takeout to death every day."

Cheng Zhu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this statement.

It is said that takeaway is unhealthy, and this is true, many takeaways are indeed unhealthy.

But here's the thing – I'm lazy!

"Do you have anything to drink?" Cheng asked.

"Is it okay to have happy water in the fat house?" Fox asked.

"Coke, okay."

In the process of eating, with the small talk, Hu Yan began to be less embarrassed and nervous, and became a little relaxed.

After all, the two have only met offline a few times, but they have been chatting online for several months.

They even know each other's very private things, and the relationship is naturally very familiar.

chatting and chatting, the topic came to the bubble tea shop.

"Boss, have you already figured out where to open the store?" She asked.

"There are several pre-selections, and it is estimated that there will not be only one in the magic capital this year, and there may be one in the district where you live." Cheng said.

"I really want to drink, but there are too many people in line." Hu Yan gently poked the rice in his bowl with chopsticks.

For her, this kind of crowded Internet celebrity bubble tea shop is simply a forbidden area.

The last time I went to the crane machine shop, I went purely with the "dark" careful thinking of snooping Cheng Zhu, but he was caught by him.

"This is easy to do, when the store opens, I will ask someone to bring a few glasses to Ling." Cheng said.

The other party is a gold medal painter in his own studio, and now he has become a QQ tycoon, she and Ye Zi are also their right-hand men, and they are indispensable, and they all have the merit of being from the dragon!

Such a small request must be to satisfy her.

It really doesn't have anything to do with whether the ass is big or not.

"Really? Thank you owner! "Fox Yan is quite excited.

She doesn't have to go to crowded places, and she can drink Internet celebrity products, which is really comfortable for her.

Cheng Zhu was actually quite curious, why she was so afraid of too many people, but after careful consideration, he finally didn't ask.

I guess there is a reason for this, but I'm not sure if it will involve any sad past or fear in my heart, so let's not snoop on it yet.

After all, if a person is like this since childhood, he will not be able to read the book.

He just asked, "Aren't you bored to stay at home when you don't go out much like this?" ”

"No, there's a lot to see on the Internet." Fox Yan said.

"I'm worried about your body like this." Cheng joked.

At first, Hu Yan thought that Cheng Zhu thought that she didn't exercise much when she went out, so it was unhealthy, but after thinking about it, he reacted that he was saying that he watched some "dirty things" on the Internet all day long, and his body couldn't bear it after too many times!

If he was chatting on WeChat, Hu Yan would definitely be full of sassy talk by now, and he would even tell him that he used to use it five times a day, and there was no change, and he weighed himself before going to bed and was thin and dehydrated!

But now it's face-to-face, so she will be a little weaker, and she lowered her head and gently poked the rice in her bowl with chopsticks, and said, "I, I don't look at those all day long"

She knew that her words were not convincing, so she began to find a reason: "Creation needs!" ”

"It's not, so according to what you say, those authors who write harem scumbag essays must be scumbags in reality, and they must go to sleep with little girls to accumulate materials?" Cheng asked rhetorically.

"Then I don't know." Fox Yan mustered up the courage to start fighting back: "But boss, you must be!" ”

Cheng Chai didn't refute either.

He knew that his image here in Huyan was not good.

After graduating from high school, he began to sell QQ underwear, creating a new astringent picture style that is not available in China, and later he designed his own QQ underwear style, and chatting with me is also very sassy You tell me that this can be an innocent big boy?

Cheng Chai just looked at her and said, "Then you dare to call me to the house for dinner alone?" ”

As soon as the words fell, he saw that Hu Yan's face, neck, and ears were all red, and if nothing else, she began to blush all over her body again.

No, what the fuck are you doing with a fairy physique?

"It's nothing." She poked the rice again and said in her mouth

After dinner, the two sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted.

When talking about [insisting on visiting], Hu Yan also rushed to complain and feedback that the quality of the product was not good.

Don't forget, she has bought a lot of QQ underwear, and she also drew self-portraits and sent them to the process.

Like stepmom dresses, gray high-neck backless sweaters, and even tight black spider onesies, she bought them all.

"I've told you a long time ago that our kind of product wants good texture, not good quality."

"The quality is too outrageous, and the guests want to give bad reviews!" Cheng said.

Fox Yan was a little speechless: "Then can't I just put it on and collapse not long ago, right?" ”

Cheng Zhu: "??? ”

He quickly reacted: "Which one?" Black Spider bodysuit? ”

"That's right."

"Then you have to find some reason in yourself!" Cheng Zhuyi has a point.

In the final analysis, the problem lies with yourself.

The Black Spider bodysuit is with that kind of hidden zipper, and if you pull it out strongly, it is indeed easy to break the line.

This design was supposed to be a small easter egg.

Some people, tired of playing with zippers, can be rude once and tear them directly.

Cheng Zhu has his own good intentions in it, so that customers can experience a wave of tearing feeling.

"You just can't wear it, children know that when you wear pants, you can unzip it first, so that it is loose and easy to wear. The same goes for our Black Spider, you open the zipper first to give it a cushion! Cheng began to talk eloquently.

When it comes to his own products, he is still very serious.

As everyone knows, the fox Yan is listening to it, but the more he listens, the more outrageous it becomes.

She feels that the boss is really one inside and outside, the Internet and reality are also one, there are no two faces at all, they are all bad!

After chatting, Cheng Zhu began to ask: "Have you practiced painting well recently, take some works to show me, and I'll give you a taste or two." ”

As soon as he said this, the fox was really energetic.

"Yes, yes! Boss, I seem to have improved a lot in European and American painting styles recently, you wait a minute, I'll go get the tablet. Hu Yan walked quickly into his room and came out with the tablet.

Cheng Zhu watched her unlock the tablet, and then locked the tablet at the speed of light.

He looked at the tablet that lit up and was locked after just two seconds, and then at the female artist with big black-rimmed glasses next to him, and couldn't help but open his mouth.

With Cheng Zhu's rich personal experience, he has experienced any big scene, and at this moment, there is a bit of pupil earthquake, and I can't imagine that I will see such a "dirty thing" in the tablet!

"I've seen it all!" Cheng Zhu said to her.

As soon as the screen lit up, what caught my eye was Hu Yan's new work "Licking the Gold Master's Dad, Not a Shame".

Well, this painting is very realistic, and the content is the content in the title.

The male protagonist in the painting has three-dimensional facial features, sharp edges and corners, and the corners of his eyebrows are naturally slightly raised, giving people a sense of ruffianism as a whole.

It was Cheng Cha himself!

- Oh no, I'm the male lead!