Chapter Ninety-Six: No One's Guest Can Be Your Guest (4.5k)
"Grandma, I'm coming to see you~."
Lively and cute, a fiery girl dressed in a lively costume that is typical of Liyue's tradition—you should be—leaking belly button, with a hat with a strange headdress on her head... No, that's not a headdress, that's the other party's horns, pure white as jade, delicate and lovely, and walked straight over with brisk steps.
This red-toned girl is one of Liyue Harbor's most famous law practitioners, Yanfei.
As a fairy beast, Yanfei is obviously still very young, much younger than Ganyu, who participated in the Demon God War, and it is the fairy beast girl who was born in the era of peace after the establishment of Liyue Harbor and the complete end of the Demon God War.
After saying hello, Yanfei saw Louis who was carefully observing and studying the dust song pot without distraction.
"Hey, grandma, do you have a guest?"
"Oh, hehehe, my old woman is here, and it's been really lively lately." Grandma Ping, who was holding her hands behind her back, looked at Yanfei, and then looked at Louis, who was engrossed, and introduced: "Yanfei, don't be rude, this is the emperor's guest, Mr. Louie." ”
Grandma Ping knew that Yanfei, a child, always likes to study the way of the law on weekdays, and over time it becomes very easy to associate and ponder, and she is also afraid that Yanfei will be blind to ponder, and some strange places will be associated from this strange demon god, and inexplicably provoke the other party, so Grandma Ping deliberately pointed out that Louis was the emperor's guest, so that Yanfei should not think about it.
Yanfei was surprised, but she was only surprised, and she didn't know if she heard the deep meaning of Grandma Ping, and then she waved generously to Louie, which was regarded as a hello.
"Mr. Louie, this is the younger generation of the old woman, Yanfei, and the new blood of our fairy beast clan in Liyue."
"Look up for a long time, Miss Yanfei."
Louis raised his head and arched his hand at Yanfei.
Yanfei, who has admired her name for a long time, in her previous life, in Xiaopo Station, there are many second-creation videos of her incarnating as a law expert and fighting wits and courage with the extralegal maniac traveler.
There is also a famous pair of pants and pants love tokens, which are also the more famous stalks between Yanfei and Eula.
This leads to Louie watching Yanfei now, and he always has to be more restrained, otherwise it is really easy to think of some scenes that can make him laugh on the spot.
I don't know what Louie is trying to write about very rude things, he is a little lively by nature, and he loves to play with smoke scandals, out of his professional problems, and he is habitually provocative with a smile.
"Hey, do I have anything to admire Monsieur Louis for a long time?"
"I have also heard of Miss Yanfei's achievements and professionalism in the law, and her enthusiasm for the law is remarkable."
I didn't expect Louie to really hear about his reputation in Liyue Harbor, and the so-called Jiu Yang was not just talking nonsense, but Yanfei was a little embarrassed, scratching the back of her head, and even saying "where, where".
Yanfei, who was red-faced, said hello to Grandma Ping simply, saying that she was going to Mingyun Town to do something next, and she might not be able to come to see Grandma for several days, so that Grandma Ping didn't have to worry about anything.
After a little love affair with Louie, he ran away in a hurry.
This made Grandma Ping shake her head uncontrollably: "This child, this is shy, how can I find a man to marry in the future." ”
Madame Ping, who is troubled by the increasingly scarce new blood of Liyue's Immortal Beast Clan, really wants to become a marriage urging her parents and send the unmarried people led by Ganyu into the palace of marriage.
"Ahem, Grandma Ping, then I will also say goodbye first, thank you for the tea, it helps me a lot."
Frightened by Grandma Ping's fiery and strange eyes, Louis hurriedly arched his hand and prepared to leave.
"Oh, oh, where is it, I am very satisfied that someone can come and talk to my old woman for a while, by the way, Mr. Louis, I will see my descendants outside in the future, and I will help me more."
"It's nature."
Speaking of which, Mingyun Town is a little familiar, where did it come from?
Thinking that Yanfei had just said that he was going to Mingyun Town, Louis checked his memories of his past life and remembered that it was at the foot of the Great Snow Mountain.
Big Snow Mountain, I don't know if it's the time when the original Eula and Yanfei got married, it just so happens that Grandma Ping and they are still worried about the future hope of the fairy beast clan, so they can't let Yanfei waste it directly on Lily Avenue, right?
Anyway, I'm just ready to do business.,Save this cute girl on the way.,Tear down the snow-capped multi-horned combination of the snowy mountains that are suspected of being wasteful.,So that Mr. Albedo doesn't have to escape from the snowy mountains in a spaceship.。
Louie, who had been in Liyue Harbor for a few days, said goodbye to Grandma Ping and had been in Liyue Harbor for the time being, and was ready to say goodbye to Zhongli for the last time and go to business.
After all, after walking here for so many days, I only saw Yelan, Xiangling, Yun Jin and Yanfei, and others like Yaoyao and Qiqi have also seen it, but they just touched their heads and pinched their little faces.
Hu Tao, Ganyu, Keqing, Ningguang, etc., who wanted to see more, didn't have a chance to see them, and as for Shenhe and the like, they were not in Liyue Harbor now, so Louie couldn't go out of his way to find someone in the mountains and forests.
After all, Liyue Harbor is a large city with a population of more than one million, and the population of Liyue as a whole is also more than 10 million, so it is really difficult to meet a few beautiful girls or girls with heavy responsibilities.
In fact, if Louis wants to see these girls, he can also see them, as long as Yelan completely reveals his identity, Ningguang and they will definitely entertain the foreign demon gods in person.
But that would be no fun.
Louis is now out of that primary interest, and more in the enjoyment of the process, the kind of straightforward that is too boring to talk about later.
As for Louie, who has already experienced traditional episodes such as Goulan Listening to Music and Heroes Saving Beauty in Liyue, he is still ready to do something serious.
However, when I ran to the Hall of Death, there was an unexpected surprise here, not only saw Zhongli who was calmly drinking tea there, but also saw Hu Tao who had never been seen before and was missing.
Louie raised his eyebrows, Hu Tao was the first five-star he drew when he played Genshin Impact in his previous life, and he drew it in version 1.3, and now he sees it, although the chest of the real person is still very remarkable, but it does make people nostalgic and kind.
It's just that at this moment, Hu Tao's pretty face was slightly darkened, pacing back and forth in the room, looking at Mr. Keqing of the Dead Hall who was not afraid and drank tea calmly.
"Zhongli, the hall master has just finished making a big order, how did he find out that the Afterlife Hall had a deficit last month after he came back?"
Facing the questioning of Hall Master Hu, Zhongli, who had already found a shortage of little sister yesterday and made an account, calmly put down the teacup, and his tone was very reasonable.
"Ahem, hall master, you know me, there is also a cost to soliciting business, I guarantee that I have normal expenses here, as for why there is a deficit, I also feel very strange."
"Humph!"
Hu Tao wasn't really angry, but Zhongli had always been so simple and unwavering, and she couldn't help but just want to tease.
But at this time, Hu Tao also noticed Louis at the door, and the two plum blossom eyes lit up: "Hey, there are guests?!" ”
No, not a guest.
Louie almost shouted subconsciously.
Obviously, Xiangling and Hu Tao are both beautiful girls, and even Hu Tao is cuter, but the "guest" that Hu Tao said is more terrible than the "guest" that Xiangling said.
Listening to Louie explain that he was not a guest, Hu Tao was not discouraged, and directly took out the leaflet of the bloodletting event in the Death Hall and stuffed it into Louie's arms.
"Oh, don't miss it when you pass by, the big reward activities of the Death Hall are first-come, first-served, the benefits are great, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, now you place an order not only buy one get one free, but also give you a nine-percent discount."
Seeing Zhongli show a helpless expression to himself, Louie was also happy, and decided to tease the girl in front of him who was too lively and didn't know what was going on in her head.
"Actually, Master Walnut, I'm just going to do business in Liyue."
"Hey, what business do you want to do guest, let's see if there is any place for cooperation in our Afterlife Hall?!"
Hu Tao really wanted to sell it, and it wasn't so urgent before, but since she had Zhongli as a guest, if she didn't work hard, she might bring down a church of the dead that monopolized the entire Liyue funeral industry, which was really outrageous.
"There must be that, there are more places for us to cooperate in this business."
Hu Tao's eyes lit up, but he didn't expect that there would be an accident, and he hurriedly asked where he could cooperate, or if he wanted to book a complete set of luxury packages for all his employees.
In the face of Hu Tao's sense of oppression, he looked at the flat and almost never undulating, making Klee call the saint's chest, and it didn't seem to be so oppressive.
In short, under Hu Tao's questioning, Louis went deep into the void with one hand in a hurry, and then pulled out a coffin.
Hu Tao's eyes were sharp, and he recognized at a glance that this was a corpse that had just been collected yesterday and died unexpectedly, and the other party's family had no money, so he could only set a lowest-grade business, which was already regarded as the general consumption level of the Afterlife Hall for charity, and he was preparing to be buried in the next two days.
However, although it is a low-grade business, Hu Tao, who must be serious about life and death, will still remember every person who sends a funeral and remembers every coffin that is buried in the ground.
"Eh, wait, wait, let's joke back to joke, don't make fun of other people's corpses."
Hu Tao was not surprised by Louie's hand of the void, but was very resistant to him taking out his own guests, the eccentric girl, but very responsible in her own responsibility, is a competent master of the Hall of the Dead.
"Don't worry, give me a minute, and I'll let you know what my business is all about."
At this time, even Zhongli put down the teacup in his hand, not knowing what Louis was going to do.
Then the two were caught off guard by seeing Louie directly smash the coffin lid and pull out the body.
Before Hu Tao could turn his face, a dense circle of incantations appeared around the corpse on the ground, and then a large pile of filthy dirt covered the corpse.
[Dirt Reincarnation: Chop Hands and then Revise: In this version update, we have abandoned the necessary conditions for using living sacrifices, and if the deceased's corpse is relatively well preserved, and the damage is not more than 5%, you can directly use the deceased's corpse as a sacrifice to filthy earth channeling.
PS: You can always do some tricks for me that make my eyes black, and also, cutting some fingernails is called chopping hands?! 】
Under the stunned gaze of Hu Tao Muran and Zhongli, the original deceased came out of the layers of filthy soil and screamed, looked around in confusion, and finally looked at his hands.
"I, am I not dead? Where is this? ”
"This is the ······ of the Hall of the Afterlife"
Hu Tao Mu answered the words of the resurrected deceased, causing the lucky deceased to notice the famous Hu Tang Master in Liyue Harbor.
"Hey, the Afterlife Hall is starting a new business now? Can you bring me back to life? ”
"No ······"
Hu Tao grabbed Louie's arm and was shocked: "How did you do it, no, this kind of immortal technique that reverses yin and yang and upside down life and death, even the old man of Yan Wang Ye can't do it, right?!" ”
Zhongli nodded silently, he really couldn't do it.
Not long after he died, the consciousness of the person has not yet dissipated and the deceased who has completely returned to the leylines can still think of a way, but this kind of deceased who is completely dead, and whose soul has passed through the junction of life and death, he Morax is also helpless, or limited to the contract, must be helpless.
Zhongli, who was a little interested by Louie's hand, carefully looked at the dead man who was still in shock.
Well, the expression is normal, the spirit is not deranged, and it is not some evil magic - well, it still has a bit of an evil atmosphere, but except for reversing yin and yang, playing with life and death, it doesn't seem to be particularly evil?
And these places, which can be called evil sects in the eyes of immortals and people in the Hall of the Dead, are great things in the eyes of most ordinary people.
After observing for a while, Zhongli raised his eyebrows: "Well, is it the leyline?" ”
Sensing his own consumption and the place where the power to pay went, Louis opened his eyes: "That's right, I didn't expect that because Tivatri has a leyline that embraces everything and returns after death, the consumption is smaller than that of the Apocalypse world, it should be because of the leyline?" ”
Seeing that Louis himself was still a little unconvinced, Zhongli was a little stunned: "You don't know? ”
Louis spread out his hands, very innocent: "I am only responsible for performing the spell, as for where the soul of the deceased comes from, naturally there is a golden thigh to find a way." ”
And Hu Tao, the little head turned around for a long time, and then looked at the resuscitator with cracks on his body and black eyes for a long time, and finally had a stinky face.
"You, why are you doing business with our Afterlife Hall, are you smashing the field of our seventy-seventh generation Afterlife Hall?!"
But that's all, Louis thought that Hu Tao's reaction could be greater, after all, his hand of filthy earth reincarnation is at most better than Qiqi's zombie state, and it is not a complete resurrection in essence, and filthy earth reincarnation should be the point where Hu Tao absolutely resists and even fights.
Hu Tao rolled his eyes: "The hall master is not so stupid, although I should stick to my responsibility as the hall master of the past life, but in vain, even the fact that I can't change the fact that I am killed, this hall master will not rush up stupidly - the hall master will find a way to solve your own problem later, uh, filthy earth reincarnation." ”
Louie smiled and handed the resuscitator a soul stone.
"Don't worry, Hall Master Hu, I said that I want to cooperate with your Death Hall, and it is indeed a cooperation.
Although the Filthy Earth Reincarnation has undergone a lot of transformation, it is still an evil art at its root, and I will not abuse it in Liyue. ”
After all, there is a contract, and Louis can't do this.
"However, there is no distinction between good and evil power, it just depends on how you use it, I think that for those who died unexpectedly or died in a hurry, and did not leave their last words, you can ask the family of the deceased if you want to carry out a one-day dirt business."
Hearing Louie's words, Hu Tao pondered for a moment.
Indeed, as the head of Liyue's monopoly on the funeral industry, she had seen more than once that the elderly in the family died in such a hurry that they did not leave a clear will, which turned the descendants of the family against each other, made the neighbors laugh, and even caused many unfortunate things.
If this is the case, it is actually just a day of filthy soil, and it is not unacceptable, as if the soul of the deceased is a day late in going to the land of life.
There is enough time for the deceased to put down all the chaos in his family because of his sudden death, and arrange everything before and after his death, although it may not be able to completely eliminate the incident of the future generations of brothers, but after having a clear will, many things can always be avoided.
But in this way, Hu Tao should start to think about how to put an end to some unknown guys who want to "live" a few more days.
I really want me to come on the weekend, but people from outside the product company don't come on the weekend, saying that it will continue next Monday, so I can breathe a sigh of relief on the weekend and take two days off, and I will wipe it.
Yesterday's 4.0 preview live broadcast felt more about the game mechanics of Fontaine, involving the plot and settings seem to be relatively small, but whether Villette is the Water Dragon King or not, if he meows, I have to change a lot of things... No, I feel like that's enough for me to change something.
There are eleven days left in 4.0, and this issue of the abyss can't catch up, so let's fight directly.
(End of chapter)