Tian Dashan is now even more embarrassed than the refugees who fled the famine before, his whole body hanging from a branch that is about to break, and his hair is messy like a chicken coop.

And his trouser leg was constantly dripping with liquid, and everyone knew that he was scared to pee.

Captain Zhou frowned, now that Tian Dashan is like this, who is willing to carry him back?

But at the moment, they can only take Tian Dashan away first, such a big mountain, they have already penetrated into the hinterland, if they don't leave early, sooner or later they will be trapped here with Tian Dashan.

Thinking of this, Captain Zhou shouted angrily: "Why don't you come down quickly?" Do you want to spend the night here? ”

When Tian Dashan saw the familiar face of Captain Zhou, he was so moved that his nose and tears flowed, and he hurriedly said, "I'll come down now!" I'll come down now! ”

It's just that as soon as Tian Dashan moved, he felt his cold crotch,

His face became ugly, his movements became sluggish, and when he was only two or three meters above the ground, he simply stopped moving.

Now Tian Dashan has many thoughts in his heart, he doesn't want to go back so embarrassed, if someone sees his face, where will he go?

Niu Erdan is a person who likes to watch the excitement, he came out with the people in the brigade to see the excitement, and when he saw Tian Dashan's appearance, he laughed.

"Brother Dashan, don't ink, we've all seen it! You're scared to pee! ”

As he spoke, Niu Erdan couldn't help laughing, and the laughter was getting louder and louder.

As soon as his laughter was centered on him, he swung in all directions, and the whole forest was filled with his gloating laughter.

And Niu Erdan smiled like this, and the big guys couldn't help it, and laughed along.

After all, everyone has seen children pee their pants, but they have never seen a man in his forties pee his crotch!

Tian Dashan listened to everyone's laughter, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

His mouth trembled with excitement.

"What do you mean by that? Aren't you afraid to let you stay in the mountains for a day and a night, and be chased by wild boars? ”

"I'm scared!"

Niu Erdan nodded solemnly.

Tian Dashan was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard his next sentence: "But I'm afraid, our grandfather won't pee his pants!" ”

Tian Dashan was about to be blown up, he stared at Niu Erdan, and just wanted to say something, he heard Captain Zhou holding back a smile and scolded Niu Erdan.

"Say no more! It's better to be alive than anything else! ”

"Tian Dashan, come down quickly, it's too late, it's going to be dark again, if it's dark, we haven't been able to get out of the mountain yet......"

This time, there was no need for Captain Zhou to say more, Tian Dashan thought of his experience last night, and climbed down flexibly like a monkey.

It's just that everyone's eyes on the show still made him very uncomfortable, he clenched his hands tightly, resisted the urge to scold his mother, and pretended to be calm and walked out.

Seeing him like this, the people led by Niu Erdan laughed again.

Except for the Tian family's relatives, no one in the Qingshui Brigade was waiting to see Tian Dashan.

When Tian Dashan came to the Qingshui Brigade with a red armband to raid the house, they all saw it in their eyes, such a person who would take revenge, no one dared to treat him, maybe the person who was raided at that time would be replaced by himself.

If it weren't for Captain Zhou's mobilization, no one in the Qingshui Brigade would have come to save Tian Dashan.

It's just that Tian Dashan still can't understand the situation in front of him, he still has the posture of the captain of the production team, and glares fiercely at Niu Erdan, who laughed the loudest.

Niu Erdan's laughter only paused, and then he laughed again.

He is not a member of the third production team, who is afraid of Tian Dashan? Even if he is managed by Tian Dashan, does Tian Dashan, a coward, dare to deal with him? Tian Dashan reported it himself, isn't he afraid that he will report it to the county and lose the position of the captain of the production team?

After thinking of this, Niu Erdan became even more unscrupulous.

Tian Dashan was angry, but these people were not his people.

There is also Chen Qi of the militia team, he is a veteran, and he is usually the most unaccustomed to a man like Tian Dashan who has a set in front of him and a set on the back, and he usually hears more rumors about Tian Dashan.

The people around were smiling, and the atmosphere was very harmonious, and those who didn't know thought that they had caught something good in the mountains.

When the sun went down in the evening, the group finally saw the smoke rising from the sky above the Qingshui Brigade.

When Tian Dashan arrived here, he stopped completely, and he just refused to go any further.

Captain Zhou was dissatisfied: "What kind of demon are you doing?" ”

"Captain......" Tian Dashan's face turned red again, like a little daughter-in-law who had just passed the door.

Before he could say what was in his heart, Chen Qi took the lead: "He is afraid that his peeing of his pants will be known." ”

"Who's going to stare at your crotch?" Chen Qi was so disgusted that he couldn't do it, "I don't have two taels of meat yet!" ”

It was a matter of a man's dignity, and Tian Dashan's voice immediately became louder: "You haven't seen it again!" How do you know if there is no two-tael meat! ”

Seeing that the two of them were talking more and more, Captain Zhou hurriedly stopped: "Don't talk about these things that are not there, if you don't go down the mountain, then stay here and wait for your family to pick you up." ”

Tian Dashan glanced at the entrance of the village that was close at hand, and nodded reservedly: "Then it's hard captain." ”

Chen Qi sneered coldly: "Hypocrisy." ”

Tian Dashan's eyebrows immediately rose, but his words couldn't do anything at the speed of Chen Qi's mountain, and by the time he finished his draft, Chen Qi would have already taken people down the mountain.

For a while, Tian Dashan was the only one left on the mountain.

He looked at the woods around him and shivered again.

Cheng Dahua, that dead mother-in-law, don't hurry up!

……

"The captain is back!"

"Huh? Why didn't you see Tian Dashan? ”

"Where is Brother Dashan? You can't really find it, right? “

"There are a lot of big insects in the mountains, so they won't be eaten, right?"

Cheng Dahua watched Captain Zhou come back, her eyes were firmly locked on Captain Zhou and his party, but she just looked at all the people, but she still didn't see Tian Dashan's back, and her face immediately became ugly.

"What about my man? What about my man? ”

She was full of joy and waited for Tian Dashan to come back, but the money was spent, and she didn't see Tian Dashan!

Mrs. Tian sat on the ground with her buttocks, patting her thighs and crying.

"My mountain was forced to die in the mountain by you! You guys are so ruthless! You don't do anything when you collect money! ”

She really cried this time, no matter how hard she slammed the door, no matter how greedy she was, no matter how selfish she was, she would not be selfish to her only son, she regarded Tian Dashan as her everything, and now she thought that Tian Dashan was dead, and she cried so much that she was broken.

Before Captain Zhou could speak, he was preempted by the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

His face was ugly.

"Who told you that Tian Dashan is dead?"

"He's just in the back."

When Mrs. Tian heard this, she immediately wiped away her tears, but she was still a little suspicious: "Why doesn't Dashan come down with you?" Did you bully him? ”

As soon as these words came out, Niu Erdan and the others laughed.

Captain Zhou was helpless, he wanted to save some face for Tian Dashan, but all of them were disrupted by the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

So, the people of the Qingshui Brigade at the entrance of the village heard the news that they wanted to explode.

"Tian Dashan! He's peeing his pants! I'm sorry to come out! ”

"Aunt Tian, you better hurry up and get him a pair of pants! I'm afraid the pants are already yellow all the way! ”

Niu Erdan, you and I, they are the ones who love to watch the excitement the most, not to mention that this person is still Tian Dashan.

Mrs. Tian didn't wait for the answer she wanted, and a rare flash of confusion flashed in her old eyes.

"Pee...... Wetting your pants? She couldn't believe it, "You must be talking nonsense!" You are jealous of my family's young and promising mountains! ”

"I'm in my forties, and I'm still young and promising." Niu Erdan snorted coldly, "Who doesn't know that Tian Dashan was only weaned at the age of six?" I've listened to my parents since I was a child! ”

"You, you, you ......" Mrs. Tian pointed at Niu Erdan, and just wanted to speak, she saw Niu Erdan snort coldly and left arrogantly.

With Niu Erdan's departure, the militia team also left.

Chen Qi patted Captain Zhou's shoulder: "Captain Zhou, it's not easy for you!" ”

Captain Zhou sighed, he is indeed not easy, not every brigade has such a difficult person as the Tian family.

Tian Dashan was waiting at the foot of the mountain for his family to secretly give him pants, who knew that he saw a large number of figures walking towards him from a distance.

In an instant, the hairs on Tian Dashan's back stood up, and he hurriedly wanted to retreat, but when he thought of those beasts in the mountains, his mouth trembled and he hesitated.

With such a hesitation, he lost the best opportunity.

"Yo! Really peed my pants! ”

Aunt Osmanthus saw the stain on Tian Dashan's pants at a glance, and squeezed her eyebrows at Cheng Dahua.

"I didn't expect that! My pillar doesn't pee his pants when he is four years old! ”

Cheng Dahua was angry and anxious, and immediately wanted to pounce on Aunt Osmanthus to have a full martial arts.

Under the gaze of so many people, Tian Dashan covered his crotch with shame and annoyance, he never thought that what he was waiting for was the mother-in-law and aunts of the Qingshui Brigade.

These people are idle and have nothing to do, so they are short of the east and west, this time, not to mention the fact that he pees his pants, let alone the Qingshui brigade, I am afraid that the entire commune will wear it all over!

Tian Dashan looked resentful, but everyone obviously just wanted to watch the excitement, and didn't care about his pitiful self-esteem.

Xia Yao stood in the crowd, looking at Tian Dashan's self-contained and angry appearance, and snorted lightly.

Let Tian Dashan have a ghost in his heart!

……

Early the next morning, under the big locust tree.

Aunt Osmanthus knocked on the melon seeds and squeezed her eyebrows at a few little daughters-in-law.

"It's a shame you didn't go yesterday!"

"The excitement of Tian Dashan is not every day!"

"Did he really pee his pants?"

"Then can there be a fake?" Aunt Osmanthus sighed a few times, "We've all seen it with our own eyes!" ”d