Chapter 19: Swing the gold coin and go shopping
Robin Street is Rhodes' most famous shopping street, and what could be more perfect for someone who is looking for all kinds of shops you could find – taverns, restaurants, blacksmiths, clothing shops, weapons shops, carriage shops, magic shops, and more.
And now, under the noon sun, Lin Taiping is walking leisurely on Robin Street with a large group of little Lori, behind them is Christine who has just bought two large bags of milk powder diapers, and thirty minotaurs carrying totem pillars on a rampage.
"Hell, are we still in the mood to go out shopping now?" Mr. Cohen wiped his cold sweat and followed with a pale face, "Lin, aren't you going to leave Rhode Island to avoid the limelight, God knows what that mad idiot will do, maybe he's contacting the big forces behind him right now to think about how to kill you." ”
"That's right, I'm also excited to see what he's going to do. Lin Taiping was leisurely holding a bottle of milk, and Vivian in his arms was holding a big apple and nibbling on it, "Guess what, how will that guy retaliate, will he hire a large group of killers, or will he come over in the middle of the night to set fire, or will he personally go into battle and crush people to death with his weight?"
"Crazy, it's crazy!" Seeing Lin Taiping's discussion so interested, Mr. Cohen felt a chill down his spine, so it only took a few seconds for him to immediately make the wisest choice, "Ah, I suddenly remembered that my wife asked me to go back to dinner with her at noon. ”
In this way, Mr. Cohen did not even say a word of farewell, and disappeared in a hurry, looking at his back as if fleeing for his life, Tulu couldn't help but snort heavily: "Bah! Humans are really cowardly, mean, and unrighteous bastards...... Lin, I'm not talking about you. ”
"It doesn't matter, he'll be back, and soon. Lin Taiping smiled and patted Tulu on the shoulder to express comfort, "Then again, Tulu, I remember that I promised you that after you make money, you will live a good life, right?"
"Hmm, so you always remember Lin?" Tulu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a little moved, and his eyes were even a little watery, "So, are we going to buy a big manor now, and buy dozens of female magicians to come back, and cook for us every day?"
Very good, it turns out that you remember it better than me! Lin Taiping could only look at the sky speechlessly, he just said it casually at the time, but he didn't expect this guy to still remember it firmly, it seems that the more honest a person is, the more he can't deceive.
However, although I still can't afford to buy a manor and a magician, it can be regarded as a small gain, making zuò totem tattoos made a lot of money, and I got a pirate bounty before, plus the return from the sale of the pirate ship, now there are more than 10,000 gold coins in total, which seems to be enough to squander, for example-
"For example?" Tulu turned his head stupidly, looking at the large food store on the side of the road, and after a few seconds of drooling, he suddenly screamed excitedly, and rushed straight towards it like a bulldozer, and the people who were following the charge were naturally the minotaurs who had beaten the blood of chickens.
"No!" the fat middle-aged shopkeeper screamed, and his first reaction was to raise the machete used to chop ham: "Damn, you evil minotaur monsters, get out of my shop quickly, or ......"
Bang, before he could finish speaking, a bag of gold coins smashed directly on his face, and in the glittering golden light, Lin Taiping clapped his hands leisurely: "Two hundred gold coins, all the food in this store belongs to us, is there a problem?"
In an instant, the fat shopkeeper, who was still frightened and angry just now, suddenly smiled as brightly as a sunflower, and people had to sigh how developed his facial muscles were: "Yes, my lord, no problem at all, my lord, if there is not enough food here, I still have a lot of stock in my warehouse, please choose it." ”
So, at this moment, a large group of minotaurs directly swarmed up, and out of nowhere they conjured up dozens of big pockets, seeing what to move with the momentum of robbery.
Seriously, Lin Taiping swore he had only blinked three times, and by the time he came to his senses, the food store that had just been full of food was empty, so clean that even the crumbs in the wooden shelves had been swept away.
Then, by the time they left the food store with dozens of big bags on their shoulders, the fat shopkeeper was already so moved that he leaned against the door frame, waving a white handkerchief and choking up with tears: "My lord, come again next time, woo woo, you must come often!"
Sweating, Lin Taiping couldn't help but shudder, and suddenly felt that this sound so awkward: "Okay, okay, we must come often if we have a chance, now let me take a look, what should I buy next?"
In this way, they waved a large number of gold coins and swept all the way down Robin Street, and there were no clothing stores, jewelry stores, toy stores, and supply stores left.
High-quality cigars, a box of 100 gold coins, first ten boxes to taste the taste, Lin Taiping himself accepted two boxes, each minotaur held one in his mouth, one on his ear, and a few in his arms;
Thirty-year-old Bordeaux red wine, directly to six barrels to quench thirst, Turou alone dried up half a barrel in one go, and then felt that the taste was strange and tasteless, and replaced it with large barrels of cold beer, which is the favorite of the bullheads;
Finely crafted evening dresses, fine jewels studded with precious stones, and a high-class carriage with four pure-blooded white horses, these things are not useful or not, at least buy them back first, and even if they are not used, they are very eye-catching to look at;
In this way, in the end, even the little Lolitas had two dolls in their hands, and Lin Taiping also bought dozens of catties of lollipops for Vivian, which was enough for her to eat until she grew up and got married.
And everywhere they passed, those shopkeepers and businessmen who heard the news were naturally enthusiastic and smiling, and several shopkeepers were even far away, so they directly bowed at a 90-degree right angle to greet, and the exaggerated amplitude of the enthusiastic bending made people wonder if they would break their waists.
"I love this place!" Tulu was surrounded by the enthusiasm of a dozen shopkeepers, and was so moved that he was about to cry: "Woo woo, who said that humans hate us dark races, these guys should not be too enthusiastic, as if I am related to them." ”
"That is, if you take out more gold coins, they can all form a rebellion with your Taoyuan. Lin Taiping habitually complained, but patted the Minotaur on the shoulder and said, "Then, you can stay here and watch slowly, and take care of the little Loli by the way, Christine and I will go somewhere else to see, no problem, right?"
Go, go, Turu waved his hand casually, and he didn't know how much he listened, in fact, after a few seconds, his attention was attracted by Vivien, more precisely, by the lollipop in Vivian's hand: "Huh? I've never eaten this before...... Damn, little ghost, do you think I won't dare to eat after licking my saliva?"
Very good and powerful, putting aside the war between the Minotaurs and Lori, Lin Taiping had already taken Christine through the entire robin street and walked into the largest magic supply store.
"Woo woo, is it finally my turn here?" The boss who had been waiting for a long time was moved to tears, and almost pounced on him to greet him, "Your Excellency, what do you need, just open your mouth, light sword, heavy sword, big axe, short knife, dagger, bow, crossbow, ......"
"Stop, you're asking the wrong person, it's not me who needs it, it's her. Lin Taiping shook his head and stretched out his hand to point at Christine next to him, who couldn't help but widen his eyes, his face was confused as if he had just woken up, "Boss, do you want to buy me a weapon?"
"That's right, it's time for your big iron anchor to be replaced. Lin Taiping kindly mentioned yì, and showed that trademark smile, which meant that he was about to start digging a hole to make people fall in.
In fact, as a peaceful person who loves to complain and let go of cold guns, Lin Taiping has always deeply felt that he needs to be paired with an extremely violent deputy, especially at this time, that greedy and cruel fool may attack at any time.
And judging from the current situation, when the curse is not triggered, Christine's humanoid mobile arsenal is simply the best choice to use the black pot as a meat shield, if she manages to arm her to the teeth......
Being looked at by him so kindly, poor Christine was suddenly terrified, but the shopkeeper immediately smiled without seeing his eyebrows, and nodded again and again: "No problem, no problem, this young lady, I don't know what kind of weapon you like?"
"Well, of course, the heavier, the better. Christine was visibly hesitant, walking around the weapon shop with her hands behind her back, picking up a weapon several times and looking at it, only to put it down quickly and in disappointment, so that after nearly half an hour, she still didn't make a choice.
Lin Taiping waited until his legs were numb, and he suddenly realized that in addition to choosing clothes, women would also be so slow when picking weapons.
"I don't like it, these are not as good as my big iron anchors. Christine sighed depressedly, but a few seconds later, when she casually looked up somewhere, she suddenly showed a slightly surprised gaze, "Boss, I think I've found a weapon I like, but ah, are you sure you'll buy it for me?"
Sure and sure, Lin Taiping rubbed his numb legs and nodded desperately: "No problem, as long as you really like it, no matter how expensive it is, I will buy it for you, but what do you like...... Huh?"
The next moment, when he saw the thing that Christine was pointing to, Lin Taiping, who had just said that he was willing to buy anything, suddenly opened his mouth in amazement, and even felt that his outlook on life had collapsed......