"Ah...... What's on the show? ”

"I'm a writer?"

"But I'm a comic book maker."

"Hey, wait, how much? 50,000? Otherwise, I won't draw comics, I'll write. ”

"I've thought of the name, the first one is called "Smiling and Hopeful", and the second is called "Is the Golden Scale a Thing in the Pool", plagiarism? Ay? Feed! ”

The phone was hung up over there.

Li Nuo frowned unhappily, his teeth grinded out, although the phone call just now seemed like a scam, but he always felt that he had missed an opportunity to make money.

"I knew I should have brought out the spare phone."

The phone turned off automatically.

He didn't know that he was thrown by the unscrupulous black tour group, but in fact, it was because the tour guide's eldest brother was a little mentally disturbed after seeing the Cairo people kidnapping him, and then he let him go as a tourist.

Li Nuo raised his head in a sneer.

Greenland.

The largest island in the world, on the border between North America and Europe, is a Danish territory, inhabited by the majority of Inuit, and the whole island is cold all year round.

The total population of this depraved place is only 70,000.

Don't even think about meeting any living people when you leave the village.

More than 80% of the entire island is covered by ice sheets, and the cost of getting lost is turning into an ice sculpture.

In such a sinister environment, Li Nuo immediately made a correct move, finding a household to charge his mobile phone, and then using the family landline of the heart-warming locals to make an international call.

This village is called Vika, which is the hometown of player 7300, and there are about twenty cabins in total, and Li Nuo chose one to go to.

Why choose this household?

Because it's close.

Knock.

The door was opened by a middle-aged woman with blond hair, and the heat of the stove in the house sprayed on Li Nuo's face along with the woman's body fragrance.

The woman spoke a bunch of languages she didn't understand.

Lino doesn't know Greenlandic, but he understands English.

So she gestured with her hand to make a phone call, the woman's eyes widened and she suddenly realized, and the moment she got out of the way, Li Nuo's head sank.

When he opened his eyes again, he was lying in the back seat of the car, his hands and feet tied.

In a daze, I heard someone say in French: "There's a monkey sent to the door, it looks pretty good, we can broadcast the process of dismembering him live." ”

In a trance, Li Nuo thought that he had been kidnapped by the Cairo Star again.

That's what it's about.

Dismember me, and then open Hell Silver Belly.

At least it wasn't the Cairo people who kidnapped me.

Thinking so, as the kidnapper, he actually showed a reassuring smile.

While he was thinking, the guy was still saying:

"The documents have been burned, and the mobile phone has been destroyed, no problem."

"How much?"

"No, no, rare yellow skin, how can I only have so much money."

Hearing this, Li Nuo had a murderous intention.

Cell phone......

Documents......

You're going to die here today.

"What's that......"

"Hey, brakes!"

Rumble!

There was a violent shaking sensation, followed by a few shouts.

The car hit something, shook violently and crashed into the woods on the side of the road, and came to a stop when it landed on a tree.

Li Nuo's eyes widened in horror, and a steel pipe ran through the back of the seat in front of him and stopped in front of his nose.

It's five centimeters away from phase breaking.

The door is off.

He squirmed and crawled out of the car.

I used my teeth to untie the rope that tied my hands, and when I was a child, I was afraid of being tied up, so I taught myself how to use my mouth to tie up.

I never thought I would use this hand in a foreign country.

Li Nuo got up.

The innocent face froze.

The two people in the front seat seemed to be dead, after all, their brains had flowed out.

Li Nuo immediately touched his head.

Except for a little blood, it didn't seem to be seriously injured...... At least the tofu brain is still dangling in the skull.

"How did I survive?"

Faced with a strange question, Li Nuo suddenly remembered a famous saying: God closes a window for you, and he is bound to give you a succubus.

"So, maybe it's shit luck."

Li Nuo didn't take it too seriously, the dead people he saw in the script and the accidents he experienced were so many that he was numb.

After recuperating the mood, I scavenged for the loot like playing a game.

The car broke down.

The phone is broken.

Li Nuo began to reflect: "I should learn the craft of making wild mobile phones...... Damn it...... Why didn't I think this would happen? ”

But he quickly figured out that the reason why he didn't learn the overly complicated craft was all because of Marjie, and if Maljie wasn't in charge of the technical work, he would definitely have gone into battle himself.

So today's experience, it's all Marger's fault.

"He's dead."

Li Nuo said to himself firmly and unconfidently, found a pair of gloves from the trunk, and began to play and search for corpses.

The inside and outside were scavenged, and the money was a little, but the rest of the useful ones were gone.

It doesn't matter, as long as there is money, there is hope, Li Nuo thought so, looking at the heights.

The car was washed down from the uphill slope.

"How the hell did I survive?"

Li Nuo gave birth to this problem again.

While thinking, he continued on the road, to get to the highway had to climb a big slope, since he was a normal person now, so he chose the normal way, walked forward, detoured to the road.

Before I walked a hundred meters, there was a small house on the side of the road, which looked like a sentry box.

In the past, he planned to ask for directions in a few Chinese languages he knew.

Then the head sank.

"Haha......"

"Faint again......"

……

The Danish University of Greenland is a school with a long history.

In the 20-year history of the university, one of the goals of humanities education at the University of Denmark has been to cultivate students' humanistic feelings, a rational attitude to explore the true meaning of life, that is, to care for the realization of the value of life, the freedom and equality of man, and the harmony between man, society and nature.

So every week, the current students organize large and small silver parties.

Mike Lebick is a man who has escaped from low tastes, he is tired of rotten parties, and after a third of the elk in the school is swept away by him, Mike falls into a long sage mode.

One day, Mike suddenly had an epiphany that he needed something more exciting to activate his sponge body.

So, a plan slowly took shape in Mike's mind.

Today was supposed to be party night.

Mike drives to the suburbs with his best friend and two girls.

"Hey! Mike! Slow down! ”

Beyoncé, who was bare-chested and breast-baring in the back seat, shouted in displeasure: "Jace was shaken like an electric motor by you, I'm fast~"

Jace in the back seat looked decadent: "Oh my God, I'm flying." ”

The girl was displeased: "Don't rob me of my lines~"

"That's where it goes."

Mike held on to the steering wheel and knocked the woman who was blocking his accelerator back into the passenger seat with one knee.

"When you get to your destination, you'll be amazed by my creativity."

The co-pilot's sister took out the mirror and combed her sticky hair: "So baby, where are we going?" ”

Mike lit himself a maddening cigarette, took a deep breath, and said lightly, "Beheading the old woman, have you heard of it?" Let's go find that guy tonight. ”

Jace suddenly lost his electric power, and his eyes widened and said, "You're talking about the murderer wandering in the woods?" ”

"What homicidal maniac?" Beyoncé sat back and asked.

"A psychopathic murderer in a mask, picking on injured passers-by to attack, bringing them back to his home, tortured and burned the corpses, more than 20 victims, and so far there is only one surviving eyewitness, I heard that the guy has become a stick," Jace said. ”

Mike took a puff of his cigarette: "I found a house on the Internet that is related to the beheading of the old woman, and it is near here. ”

The co-pilot's sister was furious: "Oh my God! Mike! You're crazy, why don't you say this kind of thing in advance? ”

"Hey, don't be nervous, do you really believe in damn supernatural legends?" Mike laughed: "Think about it, isn't it cool to be at sunrise in the scene of the torture and killing!" ”

"Oh God...... I shouldn't have come with you! Jace took a sip of milk to suppress the shock.

Beyoncé comforted, "Don't panic, baby, I think it's cool." ”

The cold fog covered the car windows, and the full moon tonight was particularly bright.

……

"Bang la la la~"

A witch-like voice woke up Lenovo.

He opened his eyes.

The warm light pours into the sensory system along with the smell of blood.

In a dilapidated wooden house.

A square table.

The four of them, including him, sat around the table, all trapped in rough homemade handcuffs.

"Did you sleep well?"

Standing in the doorway, the hunched old woman spoke in English, the white mask she wore was covered with dirt and dried blood.

"Oh! My God! A man cried out in horror.

"Shh~" The old woman laughed: "Don't panic, don't be afraid, I won't take the initiative to hurt you~"

The man shuddered.

And another lean white man yelled in fluent English, ", where the is this!" What are you doing! ”

"Hey, hey, hey~ Let's play a game." The old woman smiled and said, "Do you see the food on the table?" ”

Li Nuo's gaze followed.

In front of each of them was a plate of wire.

The old woman said: "This is a competitive game, whoever can eat all the noodles will leave, and those who can't eat all will die~"

The lean white man shouted, "You're crazy...... You're crazy! ”

The old woman picked up the bottle of water on the table, inserted the mouth of the bottle into the lean white man's mouth, then picked up the kitchen knife on the cabinet and stabbed it in the man's head and face.

"He's out, now it's up to the three of you to choose." The old woman sliced off the man's head as she spoke, blood splattered on the mask, and she smiled and hummed "Christmas songs" and hung her head on the wall as a trophy.

The bloody scene prompted the three kidnappers, including Li Nuo, to be silent or disgusted or frightened.

One of them said slowly, "Damn...... You are...... That beheaded old woman......"

The old woman admired the booty and said in a calm tone: "My real name is not so cliché. ”

"This guy...... Killed more than twenty people! ”

"Grass!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, you still have a minute to prepare, and I still have an appointment today." The old woman turned her back stiffly: "Don't make me wait too long. ”

Li Nuo stared at the plate of noodles and asked in English, "Do you have chopsticks?" ”

The beheaded old woman bowed and said, "I'm sorry sir, no." ”

"Okay." Li Nuo picked up the wire of the plate and inserted it into the keyhole of the handcuffs: "Then I'll find the chopsticks myself." ”

The old woman smiled: "This gentleman also has unique skills......"

Li Nuo didn't hear it, and scolded his mother in his heart.

Give me a realistic script!

Then I'll be able to bring the tea white!

What a magical experience, bastard!

"Alright~ Everyone's counting down." The old woman's knuckles rhythmically tapped on the table: "Ten, nine, eight......"

A man: "Oh...... Oh my God......"

The old woman stabbed the guy who was shouting just now to death, and said a little unpleasantly: "I hate to be interrupted by others, five, four......"

Click......

The handcuffs opened.

I can even pry open the security door, this is a piece of, Li Nuo sneered and threw the handcuffs aside.

Pick up the empty bottle on the table.

Then, while tearing the corners of his clothes and preparing the materials for the Molotov cocktail, he muttered in pieces: "According to international law...... The legitimate defense of this country is relatively open, and as long as I am not found to have violated the law here, I will be fine when I return home......"

"Lady Murderer, how many people have you killed?"

The old woman stared at him, and raised her knife to the pigs and sheep.

The man on the other side, who had been calm and silent, said, "It seems to be twenty-seven." ”

Li Nuo bowed: "Hey, hey......"

……

On a forest trail, Mike drove through a thick layer of fallen leaves.

The fallen leaves are lifted up by the traffic, and there is a soothing sound.

Country rock spilled out of the car.

The wheels came to rest in a wooded clearing, and the gentle light of the fire shone out in front of them.

Mike got out of the car and stared at the location of the fire in confusion.

"Mike, are you kidding?" Beyoncé got out of the car and said unhappily, "Are you going to take us to the bonfire!" ”

Jace also got out of the car and said, "Is there still a picture of the indigenous people of the American continent dancing and singing~"

Mike turned his head, frowned, and said, "Just follow me!" A bunch of idiots! The destination is definitely right! ”

Watching Mike walk towards the light source, Jace and the other two girls shrugged their shoulders and followed.

Walk through dense trees.

They didn't see the bonfires of the natives.

A wooden house was lit up with fire and smoke.

With the crackling sound of flames, a Kunqu opera from the mysterious Oriental world poured into the ears of Mike and the others.

"The rain and fragrant clouds, just to the side of the dream, helpless to go up, wake up the screen window and sleep inconvenient~"

The man who hummed Kunqu opera stood in front of the fire covered in blood, wielding a kitchen knife and chopping at the corpse of an old woman, blood spraying, and the tune he hummed was cheerful and weird.

Li Nuo, who was wearing the old woman's mask, dusted his hands, dragged the corpse into the fire, and then took the old woman's wallet out of his pocket and put it in his pocket with cheerful and relaxed steps.

"A trace of weeping willows, a loss of elm pod money, the line of spring and even money hanging~"

Li Nuo hummed a little song, looked left and right, and found Mike and his party hiding behind the bushes.

"Huh?"

Miles immediately yelled, "Go, drive!" Let's go! ”

Got a car?

Li Nuo couldn't understand their language, but from the appearance of these guys, he could tell that these guys should be the classic dead college students in horror movies.

So he chased after him.

In awkward Japanese and English, he shouted, "Show dei, die to the shop!" ”

Another kidnapped was hiding behind the smoking hut under a thick tree trunk.

His name is Clem.

It's a player.

Today, I received a single-player realistic script for "Endless Corridor", and the task of killing and decapitating the old woman.

Now at level 12, he is fearless in the face of killers, but he didn't expect that this broken script would unfold unexpectedly......

Clem was so scared that he didn't dare to come out.

"......"

Cairo Game World is terrifying.

"It turns out that my overworld is a horror game......"

……

Beyoncé was the first to run back into the car, and in a panic, she stepped on the accelerator and killed Jace and another girl who ran back.

Frightened, Beyoncé forgot which one was the brake.

Hit the accelerator and crashed into the woods, the car got stuck on the stones, the person was thrown out of the window, his neck hit the tree, and he broke directly......

Now it's Mike.

The guy fell into a pool not far from the hut.

Leno walked through the woods and saw Mike swiping and sliding on the water......

He was confused.

"I just want to go home......"

Mike regrets it now.

The excitement is there, but it's too exciting......

He turned his head sideways and saw that Li Nuo's figure was by the lake.

Panicked acceleration swimming, maybe too nervous, calf cramps......

Li Nuo saw it in his eyes, sighed, and planned to take off his shoes and go into the water to save Mike.

"He's coming...... He, no, help! "Mike screamed Throat Cut.

A huge black shadow appeared underwater.

A monster-like thing from Loch Ness swallowed Mike.

Li Nuo stared at the dead fish, put on his shoes, then turned around and ran like crazy.

"Help, help......"

"Why are there even fantasy creatures!"

He ran to a short distance from the road.

A broom-riding thing in the sky slashed at his body, bringing Li Nuo down.

"Sorry......"

What came to Li Nuo's ears was his native language.

Keep your head up.

A cube-headed with a pink butterfly hairpin stared at him shyly.

"This ......"

"I'm Cairo Ji ......"

"I ......"

"Because I got lost, I ...... I'm so sorry! Cairo Ji put a flying broom under his crotch and bowed down to Li Nuo to apologize: "I accidentally hit a car just now, I was already driving at a very low speed, but I didn't expect to hit you, I'm really sorry!" ”

Li Nuo tilted his head, looking loveless: "It doesn't matter...... Whatever...... I just want to go home......"

Cairo Ji: "As compensation, I'll send you home." ”

A few minutes later.

Cairo Ji rode a broomstick and took Lino with her, floating in the air......

Li Nuo is going crazy.

"I originally wanted to come to visit the college student party, but I didn't expect it to be so empty, and I'm a ......road idiot," Cairo Ji gushed out: "By the way, you have to be careful, I heard that there are human traffickers and murderers around here." ”

"Haha......" Li Nopi smiled and didn't smile: "It's worthless compared to you......"

Cairo Ji listened a little shyly.

"Why do you smell blood?" Cairo Ji asked.

"Do you have any clothes for me to change?" Li Nuo asked rhetorically.

Cairo Ji stopped on the side of the road and pulled out a set of clothes from her small bag.

"Do you really have clothes?" Li Nuo was shocked, and his clothes looked quite normal.

Cairo Ji said: "I picked it from the trappers when they were being chased and killed~"

Li Nuo was stunned: "Huh? Stalkers? ”

Bang!

The sound of a shotgun could be heard in the distance.

A car approached from a distance, and a bearded white man poked his head out of the co-pilot, pointed his shotgun in the direction of Cairo Ji, and shouted: "Aliens found!" ”

Cairo Ji was angry: "Sir, go quickly, don't be ......"

Before the words fell, he saw that Li Nuo had already run away.

"Am I dreaming......"

"Endless Corridor, 5900 ...... Player"

A few seconds later.

"I didn't dream!"

Li Nuo ran to a roadside supermarket.

He ran over as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

Thirty meters outside the supermarket, he saw the back of a man, and when he was about to step forward to greet him, he saw that the other party took out a mask and belt, and took out a pistol from his clothes......

"The ...... of robbery Ah......h

The man also looked over.

At this moment, the four eyes met, and Li Nuo took a deep breath......

……

"What is that bastard Hogg doing!"

When the director came out of the supermarket, he saw Leno riding on Hogg and beating him wildly......

"You ......"

Li Nuo looked up.

Seeing a group of people coming out of the supermarket.

Some of them were carrying cameras.

"There's a robber."

Leno said in English and pointed to the gun that had fallen to the ground.

The director came over and roared angrily, "We're making a movie!" ”

Li Nuo was stunned.

"Damn...... Hogg is still filming like this......" The director shouted into the supermarket: "Let the actress put on her clothes first!" ”

Li Nuo could understand this sentence, and he could also see the actress who came out from behind the shelf, without clothes......

"Let's ......," Li Nuo could probably guess what was going on.

The director told the story in about ten seconds.

They give the supermarket owner a sum of money to make films, which are not serious films, and the larger format is called art films, and the popular ones are called youth X knowledge education.

Abbreviation: European and American series.

"Friend, you broke our actor and assistant director, what do you say?"

"You ...... Or let me go. Li Nuo panicked......

"That's not going to work." The director said, "Well, you can take Hogg's place." ”

Li Nuo pointed to himself: "Me? ”

Director: "You will be paid, but some of the medical expenses will be deducted." ”

Li Nuo: "Am I going to fight?" ”

Director: "If you want to be beautiful, we are pure love." ”

Li Nuo was relieved.

That's it......

About five hours later.

……

The beam pierced the clouds and poured down the earth.

Four or five storey gray Western-style buildings are adjacent.

The building has been renovated many times, and although it is dilapidated, it has a unique sense of European art.

The man-made shrubs on both sides of the street are refreshing, and the cold breeze blows and ripples on the park's pools.

At the same time, it blew the corners and hairends of Li Nuo, who was standing on the side of the street.

The director's car faded away and disappeared behind the horizon of the road.

Li Nuo held his salary in his hand and looked at the embassy across the road in a messy manner.

"What the hell ...... I went through"

The embassy staff was also curious about it.

"What the hell have you been through?"

"Kidnapped by human traffickers, fighting murderers, flying through the air on brooms with aliens, and then making an educational film for teenagers as an assistant director and extra."

After Li Nuo finished speaking, he didn't even want to believe it.

Naturally, the embassy staff didn't believe it either.

"What the hell have you been through?"

"Forgotten by the tour group in a village."

"It's nice to tell the truth sooner."

Li Nuo tilted his head, and the dead fish eyes were already engraved on his face, like a tattoo that could not be washed off.

"yes...... How nice it would be to tell the truth sooner, can I go home...... I want to go home......"

……

Cha Bai received a call from Li Nuo.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, I haven't been able to contact you, and you're not in the cloister."

Hearing the sound of tea white, Li Nuo seemed to wake up from a nightmare and saw the rippling skirt of the goddess of dawn.

"Nothing, are there any strange people looking for me?"

Li Nuo's original intention was to refer to the group of police officers who were spying on him.

But Cha Bai thought of something else.

"There were a couple of strange calls."

"Who's?"

"I said that I was looking for you to participate in the show and form an Internet celebrity men's group."

"Liar." Li Nuo feels that the distance between himself and Internet celebrities is a bit big, and he is considered an artist.

"I don't know, anyway, if I can't find you, forget it." Cha Bai paused for a moment and said, "But I see that the number shows the mark of 'Cairo Comics Agency'......"

Maybe not a liar......

Li Nuo slandered, but he was really not interested in being on the show or anything, so he said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I will give a 10,000 or 20,000 appearance fee to concave the personal show." ”

The contract of the Cairo Comics Agency mentioned that it was going to be set up for the writer.

Chabai: "No...... They said...... The appearance fee seems to be 100,000. ”

Li Nuo: "Say it again. ”

"One hundred thousand." Cha Bai added: "But then I sent them a message, and they said that they had found someone else on the show." ”

Beep –

When Cha Bai didn't react, Li Nuo hung up the phone.

Cha Bai was puzzled: "What's wrong with him today?" ”

Greenland, inside the embassy, Li Nuo covered his mouth and squatted in the corner, trying to cry without crying, which made a staff member think that he was out of love......

"Dude, remember to watch whatever happens."

"Ah...... Look away...... "Li Nuo's eyes were dry: "Hahaha, haha...... Today was a great day......"

(End of chapter)