225. Unimagined scripts
【Mission Ended】
Cha Bai bent over and sat on a chair.
The short white hair will cover the ears, the soft white light depicts the delicate outline, and the lips are gently brushed with a trace of bitterness and asked:
"Xiao Ning came home from school at noon to cook noodles and eat them by himself, and there are the following processes: 1. Wash the pot and hold water for 2 minutes; 2. Wash vegetables for 6 minutes; 3. Prepare noodles and condiments for 2 minutes; 4. Boil the water in a pot for 10 minutes; 5. Boil the noodles and vegetables for a total of 3 minutes. In addition to 4, only one process can be carried out at a time, and Xiao Ning wants to cook the noodles well, how many minutes will it take at least ......"
"Li Nuo, will you?"
There were six players in total, sitting quietly in their chairs.
Li Nuo looked at Cha Bai faintly.
"It's not a question of whether it will be...... What the hell is going on with this mission......"
Cha Bai's days in Mewtwo skipped eating and sleeping, and only studied.
Others can skip the timeline while watching.
Relying on the residual artificial memory of the Jiye Army, the college entrance examination is not unacceptable to her, a month looks short, as long as she awakens the sleeping thinking memory, she may be able to take two books.
The question is......
On the day of the college entrance examination, she changed into an old school uniform, and the school uniform had a cheat sheet sewn on it by the original owner.
After being judged to have cheated by the system, he was expelled from the examination room.
Nanami said suspiciously, "At least we can know now that there is no punishment even if the mission fails." ”
"But it's too difficult...... Li Nuo had a bad premonition: "Maybe you have to wait until everyone has completed the task to score, and too low a score will cause irreversible consequences." ”
"Hahaha...... Not necessarily. Big Brother Blackjack, who was wearing a Paige mask, smiled cheerfully and helplessly: "Didn't the system say it, this is a task to screen professions, which is a prologue...... Wait a minute...... If you think so, my brother's analysis makes sense. ”
"What do you mean?" Sumi asked.
"Hmph, picking up trash is a profession, and so is the president."
After Marje finished speaking, everyone fell silent again.
Brother Ma touched the bridge of his nose and said in a deep voice: "The big screen can see what everyone is experiencing, maybe the system allows us to find a way to clear the customs from everyone." There are a total of six people, the first five are mock exams, and the last one is the final exam, according to the results of the final exam to determine everyone's career, we have to observe the details next, there must be a way to crack it. ”
After hearing this, Big Brother Blackjack said with a slightly surprised chin of surprise: "This friend is a master of puzzle solving." ”
"Hmph......" Brother Ma: "It's okay." ”
Li Nuodang didn't hear it, and there was a big hole in Marjie's statement.
This task is not as complicated as it seems, and it is the literal meaning of the system: pass or fail the level, and then give a class based on performance.
Like, it's hard......
【Player 2 Ready】
When the system sounded, a green light erupted from under Malger's feet.
The crowd looked at the big screen.
What Marje sees is reflected on the screen.
Abstract oil paintings of the human body hang on the wall, and solid wood desks and boss chairs with delicate European patterns sit quietly in the corners.
Books, lamps, ashtrays, notebooks and pens are all on the heavy bedside table.
On the luxurious bed, he raised his thin, delicate hand.
Glancing around again.
The room has a 19th-century European style.
The man played by Marger is rich and should be.
However, his physical condition was not very good, and although he was waving his arms hard, he felt powerless and controlled his whole body.
Crunch –
The wooden door was pushed open.
[Mission: Survive]
[Time remaining: 6 hours]
Gadda –
Faint footsteps.
A man in a black robe and a white mask stood in the doorway.
On the screen, because the vision of the sick seedling played by Marger is blurred, the feedback screen is surrounded by gradient black corners.
Li Nuo, Cha Bai and Nanami, under the influence of the three people's body modification and mutation factors, can see more clearly.
What the hell is going on in this mission, Leno needs to see the answer from Marjie.
Not to mention anything else, although Brother Ma is outrageous and absurd, his practical ability is very rebellious, and he believes that Marjie can find the key guidance of the task.
In the picture, the black shadow walked over step by step.
Judging by the way she walks, and the sound of her heels clattering, this is a woman......
The woman held a tray inlaid with gold trim in her hand, and she walked gracefully to the head of the bed and placed the tray on the bedside table.
She bowed, her long hair falling from her hood, the curtain of gold cast by the warm glow of the window outside. The fragrance flowed down his hair and into Marjie's nostrils.
The woman stretched out her fair and delicate hand and gently touched the face of the guy played by Marjie.
"I'm sorry for you......"
Her voice is infinitely soft.
On the tray, a bowl with fine European patterns and gold trim was drawn.
"Dalang."
"Drink the medicine."
Li Nuo, who was watching the film, almost collapsed.
It should be mentioned here that in terms of cultural nationality, only he, Marjie and Su Mei know what the hell "Da Lang drinks medicine" is.
However, the big brother of "Black Jack" also shuddered, which means that he also knows.
Li Nuo did not panic.
Although Marje colored, but the general distinction is clear.
As long as this woman is not Marger's weakness, such as a mature woman.
On the screen, the woman saw that Marje would not open her mouth, so she placed the medicine bowl on the table.
Then his hands crossed the soft lines of his waist, and the curve of his hips was exposed to everyone's eyes, and he slowly sat by the window.
The hem of the skirt was gently lifted, revealing black stockings that reflected the light outside the window.
She slowly took Marger's feeble right hand and placed it on her lap.
The white mask was removed from his left hand.
A pair of elk-like eyes looked at it obsessively.
The unconcealable face of a mature woman slowly approached Marjie and blew in his ear.
"Drink it, I'll let you ......"
A minute later.
【Mission Ended】
Marjie covered his forehead and gritted his teeth fiercely: "Damn...... Poison in medicine! If only I were a witcher! ”
No one complained, not even Nanami.
The silence lasted less than ten seconds, and Mr. Blackjack said, "That...... Everybody...... This task...... It's weird. ”
Su Mei took out a cigarette, lit it and took a deep breath: "What does the system let us do?" ”
She looked at Li Nuo.
"Ah...... I don't know. Li Nuo shook his head slightly: "I really don't know, maybe it's like the system said, depending on our behavior in the task, assign a profession ......"
Su Mei spat out a puff of smoke sadly: "There are two occupations now, a student and a ruffian. ”
Marger retorted, "I'm called a." ”
No one paid any attention to him.
Sumei speculated: "Perhaps...... As the quest progresses, a variety of classes will be unlocked for the six of us to choose from. ”
Li Nuo secretly thought that this may not be the case, the system sometimes makes serious mistakes, word games, nonsensical tasks, may appear.
Don't overthink it at this time.
Before coming to the script, Marjie and Chabai told him not to think too much.
Perhaps it is time to empty the cerebral glossa.
【Please be ready for Player Three】
This time, it was Nanami who lit up green.
"I'll try to live as little as I can."
After Nanami finished speaking, her consciousness entered Mewtwo.
She came to a world with a high saturation.
Or rather...... It is an anime world, surrounded by a landscape in the style of hand-drawn cartoons from the nineties of the twentieth century.
Li Nuo touched his chin when he watched: "It's so familiar......"
Su Mei on the side suddenly clapped her hands: "I know which world it is!" ”
- Pickup Pickup!
As a cute cry suddenly appeared, Nanami's perspective saw a yellow rat emerge from behind the bushes.
Then, Nanami couldn't control herself and said, "Pikachu, don't run blind!" ”
Pikachu grimaced at her and ran off into the distance.
[Mission: Enter Nibi City]
[Time limit: 4 hours]
Su Mei explained: "This scene should be in the first few episodes of "Pokémon", when Ash and Pikachu had a bad relationship. ”
"Episode 1." Li Nuo said: "Because Pikachu was disobedient, Ash could only catch the Pokémon by himself, and the angry Ash saw a shadow similar to Bobo, so he picked up the stone and threw it at the Pokémon, who knew that the Pokémon was not Bobo but the Sparrow." ”
Sumey: "You remember it too clearly......"
Li Nuo glared at the dead fish: "I omitted a lot, if you want to listen, I can tell the whole story in English......"
As Li Nuo said, Nanami's side, she picked up a rock uncontrollably and smashed it on the head of the flaming sparrow.
"Pickup pickup!"
Pikachu, who was hiding in the trees, turned out to be the target of the Sparrow's attack.
According to the original plot, Ash, played by Nanami, should run out and say, "Wait, I threw you with a stone!" ”
But she didn't.
Since the mission says that it is to enter Nibi City, there is nothing wrong with not taking Pikachu with you......
Nanami touched the lower half of her body.
After confirming his gender issue, he turned around and ran, leaving Pikachu behind to fight the Sparrow.
Li Nuo looked at it and said: "If the plot goes on like this, Xiao Zhi may not be able to meet Xiao Xia, without the help of the bicycle and Xiao Xia, the road will definitely be very dangerous......"
Mr. Blackjack said, "According to your meaning, you should follow the plot now?" ”
Li Nuo shook his head slightly: "Instead, I'll go back to Zhenxin Town, go to Dr. Damu to steal a Pokémon, and find a means of transportation to Nibi City, in terms of time, four hours is enough." ”
Nanami doesn't know much about the content of the anime.
So she chose to look at the map with her, find the location of Nibi City, and set off towards there.
But she hadn't gone far before she was forced to stop by a cry from a flaming sparrow.
Li Nuo: "The Flaming Sparrow who was attacked by Ash was electrocuted by Pikachu when he attacked Pikachu, so he angrily gathered a large number of Flaming Sparrow's companions, and Pikachu was pecked by the Finch in the process of escaping, so Ash continued to run away with Pikachu in his arms. ”
Mr. Blackjack: "Are you the narrator......"
Nanami is a woman who lived a rough life before she was fourteen years old, but she lives in a country that has been washed away by war.
Her parents died when she was 15 years old.
Later, the girl embarked on a path that was difficult for ordinary people to imagine, shaping her ruthless character.
It's just that some of the girl's weaknesses are still entrenched in her heart.
Like, she likes cute things.
"It's a ...... trouble"
Nanami paced back.
"It's safer to have an electric rat on the road."
She used a classic tsundere tone to find a step for herself.
When he returned to the scene of the incident, Pikachu was covered in injuries and sprang out of the bushes.
Li Nuo: "Pikachu should have been seriously injured here, but now, it's just a skin injury." It's up to Nanami to do it. ”
Mr. Blackjack: "Don't be a narrator in the system......"
On the big screen, Nanami picked up Pikachu, and the electric mouse "Pika Pika" screamed, and Nanami had a great sense of resistance.
"Be honest with me!"
Nanami's cry silenced Pikachu.
She threw Pikachu behind a thick patch of grass, then picked up a rock and threw it at the dense flock of flaming birds.
"Look at me!"
Nanami wriggled her crotch and performed a terrible dance.
But it did succeed in attracting the attention of the flaming birds.
The flock of ferocious birds flying in the air Pokémon turned around and rushed towards her.
"It's really not rewarding to be a good person!"
Nanami muttered and began to run.
It is impossible for a man to outrun a flaming sparrow.
At the moment when Nanami was about to be attacked......
"Pickup Pickup ——!"
A yellow lightning bolt descends!
The flock of flaming finches was dispersed.
Nanami turned around, and Pikachu stood not far from her, nodding a little arrogantly with an expression.
She skipped a certain plot and directly established a good relationship with Pikachu.
The black pressure in the air was pressed down, and the flamingos reappeared in front of the view, and Pikachu ran over and jumped on Nanami.
"Pickup pickup!"
"What do you mean...... Defeat them to advance? ”
Nanami saw the affirmative answer in Pikachu's eyes.
"Damn, how could I fall in love with a mouse......"
She wanted to keep the last tsundere, but she still turned into blood.
"Alright then, Pikachu......"
"Pickup, pickup!"
The flamingos are already close at hand.
Nanami pointed at them and shouted to Pikachu, "One hundred thousand volts!" ”
【Mission Ended】
Nanami sat upright in her chair with a confused expression.
"What's going on......"
"You're stupid." Li Nuo glanced at her: "Ash is a cartoon person, you are not, you were electrocuted." ”
"What the hell is going on with this mission...... Nanami lowered her head, "I've never encountered anything like this." ”
Marger reassured, "At the very least, you've been holding out for the second longest time." ”
Nanami looked over with resentful eyes: "You're embarrassed to say it at the bottom......"
【Prepare Player Four】
This time, Mr. Blackjack was shining green under his feet.
……
[Dominated the world's terrestrial ecosystems for more than 160 million years]
This time there is also the side.
And it's a rich male voice.
【Cretaceous】
[Dinosaurs will become extinct on this day]
[Mission: Save the Dinosaurs from extinction]
【Time Limit: None】
The picture begins to appear in the universe.
Crashing into the clouds.
Linuo: "So...... Big Black Jack is a meteorite ......"
……
【Mission Ended】
Black Jack laughed for the first time: "Hahaha! I'm the shortest now! ”
Su Mei's face was full of puzzlement: "Isn't this task unsolvable!" ”
"So I didn't even think about letting us complete the mission." Li Nuo said: "Just do what you can, the system will not give us tasks that we can't do." ”
[Prepare Player Five]
This time it's Sumey.
As green light rose from beneath her feet.
Her perspective came to a cramped alley.
On a rainy night, the clammy air made Gotham's order shiver.
Sumey's first-person perspective looks around, the filthy alleys, steam flowing out of the pipes in the damp walls, covering the night with a layer of mist.
The rain formed a small puddle at her feet, reflecting the dim light of the streetlights.
Su Mei, like Nanami, touched her body first, and she could tell from her chest that she was now playing a man.
She pulled out a gun from under her coat.
In Gotham, guns are as necessary as water. The water is for drinking, and the gun is for you to take a companion with you before you die.
[Mission: Don't Leave Bruce Vane Orphaned]
[Time limit: 30 minutes]
[Your name is: Joe Chell]
Su Mei was stunned.
The killer of Bruce Vane's parents was Joe Chell.
That is to say...... I'm playing the murderer......"
In order to prevent accidents, Su Mei immediately pulled out his pistol and shot himself in the head.
【Mission Ended】
"It's done this time."
Su Mei's first words when she returned to her consciousness were not exchanged for approval.
"Thirty minutes, even if Joe Chelle dies, something else could happen." Li Nuo said, "If I were to follow the Vane family, or simply kidnap the three of them, of course...... There must be other solutions. ”
"I'm ...... I didn't think about it, I was afraid of an emergency. Su Mei tilted her head.
When Li Nuo said this, he lowered his head slightly, touched his chin with his hand, and whispered to himself: "Everyone's task may actually have multiple routes, and each route is of great significance to the next career assignment, except for Brother Blackjack......"
As he pondered, the green light came on under his feet.
Nanami smacked her tongue: "Why are you the last ...... to appear"
Li Nuo broke through the dimensional wall and said, "Maybe I'm the protagonist." ”
His gaze slowly darkened, and he entered Mewtwo.
Abstract oil paintings of the human body hang on the wall, and solid wood desks and boss chairs with delicate European patterns sit quietly in the corners.
Books, lamps, ashtrays, notebooks and pens are all on the heavy bedside table.
The room has a 19th-century European style.
Wait a minute......
Li Nuo was stunned.
Isn't this Malger's Mewtwo scene.
On the bed, the beautiful woman is pouring medicine on the sick seedling that Marger played before.
Li Nuo's perspective didn't stop, he floated in the air, stumbled out of the window, and crashed like a roller coaster.
He hit several raised wall tiles one after another, and finally fell to the ground, his perspective still "crawling" forward.
until it enters a sewer pipe.
[Hungry——]
[I want to eat—]
A buzzing narration sounded.
Li Nuo's heart trembled, and an extreme sense of foreboding appeared......
"Am I supposed to be ......"
A fly emerges from the pipe, accompanied by a swarm of maggots......
[Mission: Survive]
[Time remaining: 1 minute]
The same mission as Marjie, except that the mission time is different, but Maljie faces a beautiful young woman with poison, and he faces a fly and a swarm of ......
"Husband......"
The fly made a sound that Leno could hear.
Husband......
Husband?
Li Nuo was stupid.
Cha Bai is also stupid.
"There's no carrion left...... That's all I found. ”
A mosaic ran out from behind the fly......
You don't have to look to know what it is.
Li Nuo remained motionless.
His wife said, "You are the head of the family, you eat first, me and the children...... It's all right......"
Li Nuo felt his brain tremble.
He wanted to move, but he couldn't do it because of hunger.
"It's alright...... You...... You eat ...... with the kids."
At that moment, a large bug slowly crawled from the depths of the pipe.
"Oops...... Husband, eat quickly, or you'll die! ”
"I won't eat it even if I die."
"Husband."
"You and the kids hurry up and eat!"
【Mission Ended】
Li Nuo covered his face, hunched over, and his hands were trembling: "I thought that I was the kind of person who dared to eat for the sake of success, but I overestimated my ......"
Chabai: "At least your daughter-in-law and children survived." ”
Li Nuo: "Hey...... Don't make a fuss......"
Cha Bai tilted his face slightly to the other side and said nothing.
Sumi and Nanami's faces turned a little pale.
Mr. Blackjack wears a mask, but it can be seen from his stiff posture that he is also shocked by Lino's Mewtwo.
Only Marger casually crossed Erlang's legs, concave shape.
"So...... We've all failed? Nanami said.
"Theoretically, I've passed the mission, right?" Sumi said.
"Not necessarily." Mr. Blackjack said, "According to the little brother's analysis, you may not have passed the task. ”
As everyone (except Marje) was puzzled, the voice of the system appeared.
【Mewtwo audition has ended】
[I have checked the suitable occupations for you]
First of all, the red light lit up under Chabai's feet.
[Player No. 1, because you used cheating methods and acted like a thief, you didn't take the college entrance examination]
[Your profession is: Thief]
The second is a red glow at Maljay's feet.
[Player No. 2, you have tested poison with your own body, gambled with your life, and made great contributions to the alchemy academic industry]
[Your profession is: Scholar]
"Huh?"
With three of them, Nanami's feet lit up red.
[Player Three, use embarrassing dance steps to help your companion get out of danger, and you use your legs to walk out of a life dance step]
[Your profession is: Dancer]
The fourth was a red glow under Mr. Blackjack's feet.
[Player four, when you destroyed the world, you were still thinking about how to avoid the animals in the air, you have a kind heart to save everything]
[Your profession is: Pharmacist]
Mr. Blackjack: "Can you do this......"
The fifth Sumei.
[Player Five, theoretically you use the way of killing yourself to prevent the tragedy from coming, but you don't completely stop it, recklessness and protection are your character]
【Your profession is: Swordsman】
The last one is Li Nuo......
[Player No. 6, even if you will be eaten, you must protect the people around you, selflessly distribute food to the temporary family, you spread it with great love, incarnate a shield, and use flesh and blood to block the demons from eating your family]
[Your profession is: Priest]
Li Nuo: "I'll ...... your system"
[Regardless of whether the six players have a previous grudge or not, in this scenario, the six will be permanent companions]
[You have a mission, for the right path of the world, the road to kill the demon god is about to begin]
[You have thirty seconds to get acquainted with each other, and you will descend to the six corners of the world, and finally go to the place where the demon is, and the "players" and "invaders" along the way will be the stumbling blocks on your way]
【Happy travel】
[30-second countdown begins]
Marje turned his head: "This script won't be ......"
Li Nuo frowned: "Ah...... There are two occupations missing, and it is estimated that it is too expensive......"
Sumei said, "You don't mean, Octopath Traveler? ”
Nanami: "Why am I a dancer......"
"You should know each other, right? Can you tell us about it? Mr. Blackjack asked.
Several people said their names.
Then Mr. Blackjack sat up from his chair, and he took off his mask.
"Since you want to cooperate, let's meet each other as you really are, and the province won't be able to find you when the time comes."
The mask was taken off, and the wig was taken off.
Black slightly curly head, embarrassing scumbag, lazy face, a scumbag face, but very handsome.
"My name is Xing Kai."
Li Nuo was stunned: "[Rescuer]? ”
At this moment, the picture went black in front of everyone's eyes.
……
【Hello everyone】
[Reuters reported that the demonization of towns has become more and more serious recently, so the ...... stationed in the open sea Beep ......】
Leno heard the radio.
Open your eyes.
The light is scattered in the field of vision, and the bright light shines all around.
He felt as if he was holding something like a cross, standing there.
"If you're not mistaken...... It's Octopath Traveler...... But the broadcast ......"
As he thought so, there was the sound of an engine outside the window.
Through the cramped line of sight, I adapted to the strong light, and saw a car flying in the air outside the window, and the high-tech buildings were built in a patchwork, forming a cyberpunk skyline.
The radio went on again.
[Hello everyone, this is News Channel 54: The demons around Night City have emptied a large part of ......]
[If you want to travel, you can buy a ticket]
Li Nuo's eyes widened: "Master Mirror...... Cyberpunk? ”
(End of chapter)