"I'm Li Nuo.

Allow me to tell the story in the first person.

First of all, I want to explain that this incident is not a sideline story, nor is it a written record of real guns, but a history of blood and tears.

It's 2:35 p.m.

I'm sitting on the couch with a pen hanging from my mouth, and you think I'm working?

Stop it.

How can it be.

I just use the pen as a cigarette to release my worries about having nowhere to put it.

I can't move.

In other words.

I had rested my lower body for fifteen minutes and had fallen into a state of complete paralysis.

I'm wondering, should I call 120......

Chabai came out of the house wrapped in a sheet.

There was guilt in her eyes.

"Still haven't recovered yet?"

"Ah...... No. ”

She has a bite mark on her shoulder, sorry, it's not because of some dark obscenity.

I bit her for tactical reasons.

"I can't help anything about the leakage."

She said so.

Yes, that's right, her bite marks are something I couldn't bite myself when I was electrocuted. My teeth are crushing.

"Forget it, blame me."

I can only comfort her like this, and the woman I find myself will have to bear it myself......

There must be some things I can't hide.

I'll get it straight.

It may be magical.

But you must know the truth.

She's a cyborg, and there's a leak of electricity.

As far as I know, the current of 0.7--1.1mA is perceived by people; The current of 10.5--16mA can be independently gotten rid of; Currents above 50mA are fatal currents.

I have detected it with an electric pen, and when she leaks, it is not fatal, it is very safe, and it is only 15mA.

When the leakage current reaches 15mA, the leakage protector will act immediately to cut off the circuit to protect personal safety.

But I overlooked a fatal problem.

She doesn't excrete.

At first I thought it was an angelic setting.

But now I understand that angels and demons are often one.

Listen to me.

What she eats does not form excrement, but rather an energy source of water.

As a result, she has more water in her body than normal.

Do you understand......

Leakage at the same time......

Leaking......

Electricity and water combined......

It's a hell of a day......

It's like a flood today.

I almost died.

Chabai looked at me like this, sighed, sat down beside me, and comforted me, what...... Don't blame yourself, don't blame you, forget it today, I'm blaming myself for a fart, what do you want to do if you don't count it today!

I said to her, "You go to sleep first, and I'll take it a little longer." ”

She looked at my pitiful look and opened her mouth and bent down.

I panicked.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

"See you're still standing, help you get out."

"No...... It's really a bit of a day today...... You're like a whirlpool engine. ”

The main reasons are......

I hurt ......

In order to solve her problem, I found a doctor who specialized in the next three ways the next day.

"Marjie, you have a good effect on this thing?"

"Hmph, it has to."

I took over the souvenirs from their hospital from Dr. Ma.

Marger said proudly: "The extra-thick, galvanic insulator, I used it when I was draining the sewer, and I couldn't even feel the flesh wall inside the anorectum. ”

"Why are you carrying this to someone's house?"

"The patient adheres to the doctrine of not wiping his butt after going to the toilet."

"Isn't that just what interests you?"

"But he's a man."

Speechless, I pocketed a whole box of "Dink Artifacts".

He lit a cigarette in the car: "Anyway, you just have to bear with it, and even if there is electricity, it's quite exciting to think about it." ”

I knew he would say that, so I took out the prepared "anti-wolf electric baton" and electrocuted him twice.

Dr. Ma understood me this time.

He took a cigarette gloomily and continued: "Damn...... What a life you've been having? ”

I took out the contents of the box and measured the thickness of my hand: "Don't say it, miserable." ”

At this time, an uncle passed by the car where we were.

Through the rolled open window, Uncle saw me holding a Dink artifact, and Marjie smoking a cigarette with a tired face.

The uncle suddenly asked, "Will you add me to one?" ”

The two of us sent my uncle to the bathing center, and after straightening him, we called the police and swept away pornography.

Holding the leek box given to me by the eldest brother of the police, I walked home.

Along the way, I was pondering how much significance this box of things was, and Dr. Ma was unreliable, so I still didn't feel good.

I've thought a lot about it along the way.

There was a melon seed seller on the road, so I bought a bag and thought while eating melon seeds.

The melon seeds are very delicious, I saw that the bag was written with the fragrance of chrysanthemums, so I went back and bought some and brought some for her.

Today the sun is very poisonous, and the eyes of yellow, orange and orange are dazzling.

Passing by the tea shop, I went in and rubbed the air conditioner.

The thief does not go empty.

I bought some chrysanthemum tea.

When I went out, I saw a big brother who was caught cheating and hung on the balcony with his bare ass.

"Interesting."

"Well, interesting."

Interesting...... Wait, my thoughts are springing up!

Marjie, chrysanthemum-flavored melon seeds, chrysanthemum tea, bare-ass big brother...... Oh my God, this is Jesus and Buddha spurring my dull head!

I immediately rushed home.

Cha Bai is mopping the floor.

I picked up my phone and started ordering the materials I needed.

She glanced at it, smiled a tall smile, and placed a box of things in front of my eyes.

"I knew you'd be coming to this one."

After that night.

Something went wrong.

Anyway, back to the beginning.

I said she was a robot.

This results in extremely high skin hardness and artificial muscle strength.

I can't say it directly.

Probably ...... Lao Tzu [beep ——————————] broke and shed a lot of blood. The blood collapsed.

Now I'm in the hospital for a blood transfusion.

So Ms. Julie, I'm sure you can see why I didn't come to work today.

Also, in my case, it is estimated that I will not be able to get out of the house within a week, and of course I can't wear pants, I don't believe you can come to my house to have a look.

So I'd like to take a leave of absence, about a week.

- Hope for approval. ”

Zhu Li looked at the computer screen, Li Nuo's leave slip.

The assistant on the side was shocked after reading it: "This is the longest and most storytelling leave slip I've ever seen." ”

Julie's pupils were ethereal, and she had a spoiled expression.

"I want to fire him."

"But don't you think he's talented!" The little assistant said excitedly.

Zhu Li looked at the little assistant and said solemnly: "I know that this kid is handsome, but just for the bad content of his leave note, you won't still be a nymphomaniac." ”

The little assistant smiled, smiled and smiled, and his eyes became hollow: "Ms. Zhu Li, do you want to see what the men in our company look like?" And we work overtime all year round, I haven't seen a handsome guy in society for three years, three years...... If I take advantage of these three years to be a little debauched, not to mention having children, I may get syphilis, but I am now going to accompany a group of ...... every day."

"Okay, don't expel ......" Zhu Li was helpless.

After all, complaining is complaining, she still approved Li Nuo's leave.

After all......

She also hoped that Li Nuo would not come, because Li Nuo was too annoying.

……

While Li Nuo was studying alchemy in space, Cha Bai was watching a TV series on the computer at home in the real world.

At this time, Li Nuo's mailbox "ticked".

Cha Bai opened the mailbox and found that it was something from Marjie.

And wrote: I went back and thought about it, in addition to that box of things, you can try to play games in the process to attract attention. I have a collection of 10G old games here, do you want to try it? By the way, help me draw a few fanart.。

Chabai downloaded it.,It's a compressed package.。

Unzip:

"The Fragrance of Meat", "My Girlfriend is a Blue Collar", "Starlight Cafe and the Butterfly of Death", "A Thousand Blades, The Queen of Peach Blossoms - Willows and Flowers -".

Cha Bai clicked on the first game.

Two hours later, she sat in her computer chair, her eyes glazed over.

Three hours later, she ate a bowl of noodles and then began her second week.

Four hours later, she looked in the mirror and curled her hair.

"Is it really going to have that kind of visual effect?"

She looked in the mirror to take a closer look at her face.

"Yes."

……

ps: (There are a lot of things today.,I can't send the text.,Use it as a leave note)