Chapter 404: One Stone Strikes Two Birds
At this time, there are still people who believe that spells really exist?
Ning Wuxian followed the prestige and tried to find this unrepentant person, but unfortunately he didn't find out who was wrong.
But he didn't care, anyway, it wouldn't affect him to continue to expose his little tricks.
"That brother just asked a good question! It is indeed forgivable for the fake masters of the Wa Kingdom to burn their arms. ”
Ning Wuxian paused and deliberately sold a pass.
As a result, everyone is talking again.
"Ning Shixian really still knows how to spell, otherwise how could he not be injured, that Japanese man was injured?"
"Maybe that oil pot has spirituality, and it hates the Japanese people, just as I hate the Japanese people, and I can't wait to bite them a few times."
"If the oil pot had spirituality, he would have jumped up and splashed him with hot oil, can you use your brains to think about it?"
However, everyone present brainstormed and couldn't understand why this oil pan was still frying.
Don't bomb Ning Shixian, just bomb the Japanese people.
Even the Japanese people present couldn't help but feel furious in their hearts when they heard these words, and suddenly felt that everything in this great prosperity had become terrifying.
The palatial pavilion seemed to be able to devour them at any time, and Kono felt that in the past few days, he would not personally cook and eat the fish raw, and let the merchant go to the country to bring a kitchen knife, lest the Daxing knife recognize the person again, and give him a mouthful, and he would not even have a place to redress his grievances.
Daxing is terrible.
Many of the Japanese people want to return to their homeland.
Thinking that natural disasters in the local area were still happening, and half of the island was about to sink, I suddenly felt that there was no way to the sky, and there was really no way out.
Can they just wait to die?
"Haven't you figured it out? In fact, it is very simple, that is, this vinegar is in the oil pot, and sooner or later it will be fried dry, and at that time, the oil pot will bubble again, and the boiling will not be vinegar but oil, so the fake master of the Japanese country will blow up his arm. ”
said.
Ning Wuxuan sniffed the smell in the oil pot.
The smell of vinegar is almost inaudible, and the bubbles of oil are rustling and crackling.
He asked Yunfei to throw another cabbage into it.
Sting!
The familiar sound of vegetables in the oil pot sounded, and everyone's ears and eyes were refreshed, looking at the steaming oil pot, and suddenly realized.
I see!
"Oil can fry vinegar in the same way that oil can fry seasonings and vegetables."
"It's amazing!"
"Ning Shixian, why did that big stick bone scream?"
There is still a detail control, and I noticed that a link was missing.
Ning Wuxian glanced at the big stick bone that fell in a pool of blood, and really didn't want to pick it up, so he just started talking directly.
"The big stick bone is not an ordinary big stick bone, I put mercury in it, although the vinegar boils and does not burn off a layer of skin, but it is still very hot, and the mercury will make a sound when it is hot, you can go to the pharmacy to buy some mercury to try, but if you want to try, you have to seal the mercury, and don't use so much dose, otherwise the mercury will release poison gas when it evaporates, if you really become a dead soul, it will not be good."
The joke is cold and not funny.
So people took it to heart.
Especially Ning Wuxian, who is the heir of the Ping An Medical Center, plus the two sets of spells revealed today, everyone believes in his words.
In addition, mercury in pharmacies is not cheap, who is idle and has nothing to pay for to lose their lives?
It is enough to know why the big stick bone makes a sound.
"Huh? In that case, is the revenant really fake? ”
"It's not nonsense, Ning Shixian hasn't proven that all these spells are tricks to deceive."
"So, is it also false for Ning Shixian to say that he has immortal qi to protect his body?"
Last question, the voices of the people who spoke were much quieter.
But after he finished speaking, he still provoked the angry eyes of many people.
How could Ning Shixian have immortal qi to protect her body!
That's Jinling Shixian!
What's wrong with having a fairy qi body?!
"You can question that the revenant soul is fake, but you kid don't question that Shixian is fake."
"Poetry is not only recognized by us, but also recognized by God."
"Yes, yes, Brother Zhang is right, if you talk nonsense again, be careful to give you a stick bone!"
In the face of everyone's maintenance, Ning Wuxian felt that what he was going to do next might be a little unscrupulous.
But in order to be more peaceful on the way to Beijing, he still chose to live up to everyone's expectations.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am just trying to let this fake master of the Japanese country reveal his true identity, let him eat the consequences, the so-called immortal spirit, of course, is also like this ghost, it is all fake, although I am famous for my poetry, I am called a poet by everyone, but I am actually an ordinary person, if I put my hand into a real oil pot, it will also be fried into mush, I will be injured and painful, and I will also experience birth, old age, sickness and death, and everyone is the same."
In order to verify his claim, Ning Wuxian also lifted his injured left leg.
"You should know, I went to the school examination field today and kicked it, and the soles of my feet were dislocated, what kind of fairy qi to protect the body, isn't it still an honest bone, and then I was told by Lang Zhong that I can't ride a horse for three or five days, and I don't even dare to serve a grease pot."
"I'm like everyone else, lucky or unlucky, born an ordinary person, even if everyone thinks I'm amazing, it's just that I have more knowledge in this area than you."
Since ancient times, the routine has gained benefits, and sincerity has won the hearts of the people.
Ning Wuxian's remarks made the students who vehemently refuted the statement that "immortal qi does not exist" just now directly silent.
They looked at the calm Jinling poet on the fourth floor, like an immortal among people, and looked at his limping posture when walking, and suddenly understood in their hearts.
The so-called Jinling Shixian is actually a mortal in the flesh, but people's hopes for him are too high, and sometimes they subconsciously deify him.
The same.
Those who were still nervous and looking forward to Jinling Shixian and really ascended to immortal feathers also lowered their heads in shame.
Since the immortal qi protection body is fake, where is there any feather ascension to immortality.
It's just a realm that ordinary people can't reach, and it's just pinned on others to achieve it.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the matter, in the future, you don't have to spread the rumors of immortal qi protection, if one day someone takes this matter on leave, and then takes my life like today's pretending to be a master in this country, and then covers it up under the pretext that God accepts me to heaven, then I will die too unjustly."
It was also because of Ning Wuxian's ordinary birth, and the Beidi people, who were all excited by their hard work the day after tomorrow, heard that Ning Wuxian took advantage of this matter and directly broke the situation they set up, and then realized it later.
Broken!
Ning Wuxian actually planned to kill two birds with one stone today, even if they Beidi people did not come forward, they still counted them into it.
What a deep city!
What a horrible layout!
What a hateful Wa countryman!
They have spent so much effort to create the illusion of "immortals", but the Japanese have wasted everyone's work for a month, how should they explain to General Descanatus and the national teacher?
Damn the Wa people, this account must be counted on their heads!