Chapter 12: Banditry is one of the main themes of another world
[The other world is very characteristic and social, so be especially careful of those robbers who are full of morality! ——The 3rd day of the 6-toothed dolphin in the 146th year of the 4th era of Guangming]
After Otam released the Light of Life......
What about the adoring gaze I expect? What about the cheers of surprise?
No, not at all. No one applauded, no one worshipped, and no one cheered!
"That's it?" Miss Angel only has such a simple sentence - barely a surprised voice, right!
Why don't you have adoring eyes? Why is no one cheering and applauding?
It's this kind - alas!
Watching the angel lady in front of me from the appearance of a decadent hairless chicken to the appearance of a heroic and radiant angel, I couldn't feel any joy and curiosity.
What's wrong with me? How can there be a faint sadness? And with an inexplicable loss!
"Or else? Do you want me to dissect it for you? "I'm not happy.
"No, no, you're amazing—I've decided to stay!"
"What does it have to do with you staying here? What kind of logic do you have? Otam said with some frenzy.
"Alas, you still rely on me, I can tell you, I don't open a hotel here, I still have a lot of land to plant, fields to cultivate, I don't have so much spare time to play with you, I'm annoyed!" I was equally dissatisfied.
Maybe everyone's achievements need to be recognized and appreciated, even if they just want to live a simple life like me.
In this way, I was tossed again for nearly half a month, and I was a patient who couldn't finish seeing every day, and I felt a little nervous, and I couldn't see anything, and what I said and did was very uncomfortable.
Therefore I am determined not to waste it so meaninglessly, I did not come to this world to do such things that have nothing to do with my lofty ideals, I am determined to give myself a few days off and relax and relax; Take 10,000 steps back and say, the high-intensity work of seeing a doctor is really not suitable for me - it's too tiring.
But then again, after curing a friend with a hundred or so big cats, it is not without any benefits, at least these little animals living here have become a lot more lively, and they will help me do some work every day, and they will also send me some game, which has indeed improved my quality of life somewhat.
But when I think of Zofia, how much in my heart, oh no, I really don't like it-
This angel lady doesn't seem to be of much use! It doesn't seem to add any benefit to me other than being eye-catching.
I don't dare to say that I'm a good person, and I've never thought I'm a good person, at first I helped Zofia to be curious, but I wanted to know more friends, but this curiosity didn't get curious, Zofia was not as good as she looked, and she had a pair of wings that could appear and disappear at will, nothing else, it was not as pleasing to the eye as Otham; As for friends, I'd rather not have her as a friend, who would just wander around all day long, and from time to time ask questions in my ear, and do nothing, and even hear her preach how powerful she is in the Temple of Light, and if I hadn't glared at her a few times, I guess she would have started to be a god in my place; Hum! I'm annoyed when I see this kind of angel, and I want this kind of idle friend to have a hair!
Forget it, I'd better rest and rest.
But......
"Roar~"
"Knock knock~"
"What's going on out there? Are you annoyed? I yelled in annoyance.
I was just about to lie down and prepare for a daydream, when the group of uneasy little things outside started screaming, which annoyed me for a while, but what could I do? I can't get angry with a bunch of brutes, so I reluctantly get up and go out to see what is going on.
Outside, at the bottom of the slope, stood a middle-aged man dressed in brocade clothes and with a big belly.
I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have conveyed my wish to meet with humans two days ago, and this person in front of me should be it.
I scolded the little animals for yelling:
"Hey, what are you doing? The human being is my invited guest, all give me peace! ”
I stood in the courtyard and looked at the visitor, he was dressed in a very ornate royal blue velvet robe, a high hat with a round of velvet, the brim of the hat towards a colored feather, the feet of shiny black boots, a large gold ring studded with blue gems in his left hand, and a mahogany staff covered with gold and silver in his right hand, and his movements were also very elegant, and his speech was also very polite, and my first impression was very good, but I heard the messenger say:
"Honorable Strongman, I greet you on behalf of the Empire of Light!"
"Needless to say, what do you want to do? Why did the good end invade this mountain forest? ”
"Respected powerhouse, the Sleeping Land has always been the territory of our Bright Empire, and we are just planning to come over and enforce power!"
"So do you still have your territory? By the way, do you gods of light know that you are doing this? ”
"We are doing the will of my God!"
After a few sentences of dialogue, my original view of him has been completely subverted: this kind of polite and gentle appearance, the words that come out are like cups of poisonous wine, strong and ruthless.
Could it be that the well-dressed beast is talking about this kind of person in front of him?
I heard what this messenger meant, this is to rob clearly, seeing that I am just an ordinary young human being, I think there is an opportunity?
I'm angry and funny, but I still don't want to make the situation too stiff, after all, the other party is also a human being, and he is the first real human person I have seen in this world, so if I can be harmonious, I will try to be harmonious.
Unfortunately, things tend to go in the direction I hate the most, and the more I don't want it to come, the more I want it to come.
"It's just right, I have a little angel lady here, can you communicate, is Zofia okay? Here is a believer of your God of Light who has come to collect a debt! ”
"What doesn't have long eyes to run to the sleeping land to spread wild?" Zofia came to me in a flash, so fast that I couldn't see clearly, which meant that her injuries had healed.
"This envoy of the Empire of Light came to collect the territory, as if to say that the Sleeping Mountains are their territory, and I have taken them over."
I don't want to make any embellishments or hides, because I know I'm being wronged.
The Sleeping Mountain Range has been a borderless land in this continent since ancient times, even in the age of the elves, or the age of the dragon farther away, they did not dare to declare the belonging of the Sleeping Mountain Range, and no one dared to say a word about whoever had the ability to stay in the Sleeping Mountain Range, because this has always been the first forbidden place in this world, in addition to the terrifying monsters, there are many places with terrible curses and all kinds of outlaws, as well as sleeping gods and demons, this is the consensus of all creatures on this continent, even the monsters know something.
Now this messenger actually dares to swear to declare sovereignty, isn't this a robbery of Chiguoguo?
If I'm not mistaken, this well-dressed beast is sure that I am a young man, with an empty mind and no ideas, and even a soft persimmon can be kneaded at will; And in his thoughts, he definitely can't run away and think: I am a son of a big family or a big force, and I came here just for fun.
No matter how many thoughts he has or what he has, it has nothing to do with me; The reason why Zaffia was called out was because Zofia was an important member of the Temple of Light, and the Empire of Light also belonged to the jurisdiction of the Temple of Light, so letting her come forward should be able to avoid a lot of unnecessary trouble; I hate this kind of trouble.
Before Zofia could speak, Otam confronted the emissary of the Empire of Light in a cold tone:
"When did the Empire of Light gain control over the Sleeping Mountains? Do you have what it takes? Have you asked us for the Shadow Empire's opinion? ”
"A little girl dares to shout here, what kind of Shadow Empire are you?" The messenger looked at Otam with disgust, and his tone was extremely cold and arrogant.
"Auntie and grandmother are Otham, do you think you can represent the Shadow Empire?"
"What? You are the vampire prince Otham! The emissary of the Empire of Light looked very surprised.
Listening to the conversation between the envoy of the Empire of Light and Otham, I realized that Otham's identity seems to be not low, and he should be regarded as a big man.
As soon as Otam finished speaking, Zofia was also furious and roared:
"Blind your dog's eyes, when did the Empire of Light ever have the territory of the Land of Sleep? Who gave you the power to come out and swagger? ”
She was so angry that she even spread the three pairs of large wings on her back with all her strength, and her body floated in the air, and the light pierced the messenger like a sharp sword.
Only then did the envoy of the Empire of Light know that he had stabbed the big basket, and he was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and trembled.
"Great, archangel, archangel, I'm just here to spread the word."
Before the tension eased, the unexpected struck again-
"Roar!"
As soon as I heard the roar, I began to get annoyed, and knowing that this was the rhythm of doing things, I began to get angry and said:
"Hey, hey, what's going on? One thing is not over yet, why is there another one?"
The view of the large courtyard has always been very good, and you don't have to look closely to see that after the roar, a group of strangers suddenly ran out of the woods; And looking at the discerning people who are dressed in costumes, they know that they are soldiers of the Empire of Light, and there is a big cross of light printed on the chest part of the standard costume, and a circle on the cross part of the cross is particularly conspicuous, and the other parts of the circle are printed with several lines of different sizes representing light, and they are fleeing in a panic at the moment.
"Run—run—giants, giants are coming."
Seeing these soldiers of the Empire of Light, I felt like a monkey being tethered on the street, and the anger in my heart suddenly ignited, and I looked at the messenger of the Empire of Light kneeling on the ground very angrily, and asked:
"These people were sent by your Empire of Light to spy on me?"
Before the other party could answer, the big cat hurriedly ran to call out:
"Master, master, that giant is my friend!"
I was still angry, and I was almost angry with the big cat again; But so what? After all, I raised it myself, and it wasn't my responsibility to teach it well, so I was a little discouraged:
"Hey, big cat, you, what do you call a fox friend to come to see a doctor?"
The giant in question had already appeared in my field of vision, and soon ran along the road to the large courtyard, but fortunately the giant knew how to avoid it, and did not pay attention to what was under his feet, and did not give me any moths.
I thought that this big man of ten meters would be a simple-minded creature, but I didn't expect him to go straight to me, sit down honestly, and cry to me:
"My lord, can you help me see what I look like on this head?"
But how can I still have the heart to pay attention to his things now, the bandits of the Empire of Light in front of me must be dealt with seriously first, otherwise I will not have peace in the future.
"Big guy, you sit on one side first, I still have something to deal with here, and we won't have anywhere to stay if we don't deal with this matter."
"Oh, okay! Is this human trying to trouble you? I'll help you solve ......"
"If you sit and sit, you will be mixed with something!" I raised my voice impatiently.
"Hey—that emissary of the Empire of Light, go back and tell your king that if you dare to say that the Sleeping Mountains are yours, then show the evidence and the corresponding strength; I haven't heard of which kingdom on this continent has such a great ability to dominate this land, don't think that the master is an ignorant junior, and then mess around, just ask the monsters and natives here, and ask them if they agree? Labor and management are waiting here, and they have the ability to take this land by themselves, don't be a soft persimmon to pinch, tell you, whoever pinched it doesn't know yet. ”
I have long heard of the banditry of the Empire of Light, and when I was treating the monsters and the slaves who had been liberated, I heard them chatting, and many of the chats were about how the nobles of the Empire of Light abused slaves, how they exploited the common people, how they seized other people's homes, how they designed to frame their compatriots, and so on.
At first, I thought that this was a contradiction caused by racial differences, and there was nothing unusual, but now when I saw the face of this messenger, I believed it completely; It can even be said that it has reached the point where it is unbearable, and it intends to no longer tolerate it, even to the point of wanting to kill chickens and monkeys; But I'm a little scared in my heart, let me deal with an empire alone? Pull it down! I don't want to die!
Then I saw the monsters shaking below, so an idea came to my head and I said it:
"By the way, whoever wants to come to see a doctor in the future should mention the head of a soldier of the Bright Empire as a ticket, otherwise don't step into the courtyard of labor and capital, you can get out if you have nothing to do; Throw this bullshit messenger before their king, and if you can't do it, don't come to me for medical treatment—you have nothing to do but come to death, and it's really muddy to be a laborer. ”
After speaking, I couldn't help but give myself a big praise in my heart: Very beepping Buddha, I am really a great smart!
The two big eyes on the big mountain's rough face suddenly showed anger, and he approached the messenger of the Bright Empire step by step, and the messenger sat on the ground and moved back desperately, and kept begging: "My lord's life, my lord, my lord's life!" Ahh
Because of the matter of the Empire of Light, in the synthesis of the discussion between the Warcraft and those magical races, I have a great disgust with Zofia - no, it should be that I am disgusted with the entire Temple of Light and things related to the God of Light, so I no longer have any feelings for Zofia when I speak:
"Zofia, you also go, you are not welcome here, you are upset when you look at it!"
"My lord, this matter has nothing to do with me, why did you drive me away!" She hastened to explain.
"Aren't you with the Empire of Light? How does it have nothing to do with you, you also saw the greedy face just now, I feel disgusting when I think about it! ”
"I'm from the Temple of Light, and I don't have much to do with the Empire of Light!" Zofia once again defended herself.
"I don't want to quarrel with you, your injuries have been cured, there is no need to stay, go back to your temple quickly, don't let me drive people away!"
I don't want to be associated with anything related to the Empire of Light, I'm really disgusted by their behavior, and if I don't think it will cause trouble, I really want to rush to the King of the Empire of Light and stab him, a king who is a war maniac, a bandit, a greedy and brutal leader.
Of course, I didn't want to take Zofia in anymore, and I didn't want to listen to her debate anymore, and I didn't have to explain anything to her.
Putting aside these troubles, I began to treat the giant who was sitting obediently on the ground:
"Big guy, take it down and I'll see what's going on? …… You caught this one yourself? …… It's okay for you to scratch anything, you scratch the skin; Are you fighting with a dragon? Don't fight with Delong in the future, people will wipe poop on your head, and your scalp will be infected and rotten - wait! I'll go, who did the treatment for you...... This, such a big poisonous dragon tooth is stuck in it, this is the rhythm that will kill you...... Out, out, give me, come out...... It's finally out, you can see for yourself, it's your luck that you're still alive. ”
I spent a lot of time and effort diagnosing Mr. Giant repeatedly, and at the same time I planned to deal with his problems once and for all; Shaving the flesh, cleaning the wound, applying medicine, stitching, bandaging, etc., I was also in a hurry by this uncooperative patient, and the danger was constant.
"Otham, help me get the large gold sore medicine......"
"Big guy, I'll help you clean the wound, and then use a knife to cut off the rotten flesh on it, you have to endure it, don't get excited and shoot me in."
"Ready—begin." I'll do it after shouting.
"It's itchy, it's itchy!" The giant mountain couldn't help but say.
"Don't move, my knife is not a joke, cutting down a mountain troll is like chopping vegetables, if you move again, it will cut your brain."
"Uh-huh!"
"Don't nod, don't even move—the hand, and the hand—oops, still move!"
......
"Alright, now you can move as you please." I called it a day and told the Giant Mountain.
Under the dual effect of powerful medicine and restoring magic, the wound that had begun to heal brought a lot of reaction to Dashan, and he endured the itching and asked me:
"My lord, it's itchy inside, what should I do if I want to scratch it?"
"Don't move, you will dig out your own brains if you grab them; If you want to grab your own brain out and play, then watch it yourself, or don't catch it, and go to Otam to give you another light of life. ”
As soon as Otam heard that I asked her to use the Light of Life, she complained with some unhappiness:
"My lord, are you like this? Do you always ask me to use the light of life, do you want me to use it as free labor? ”
I wanted to use the old way, but unfortunately it was a bit unexpected:
"Do you need it? I don't have to do it myself, you can treat them! ”
"It's always like this, then you can use it for yourself." Otam was unconvinced.
"Hey, still not convinced! I'm really going to show you today; Big guy, sit tight--life-life-of-light! ”
As a result, I was provoked by Otham, and then things seemed a little unexpected......
"Look, you still look down on people, don't you? Alas, alas, alas, how can you be a little dizzy? Big guy, big guy, sit down; No, I'll go, why are you still growing? ”
The giant mountain's body began to rise rapidly under the treatment of my life light, and my head felt a little shaky.
"Big, my lord, I, I'm this, this is going to evolve - hahaha, I'm finally evolving!"
"You're really a pervert, you're also the light of life, why can I only have that little bit of power? I'm mad - ignore you, I'm mad, I'm mad ......"
Along with the excitement of the giant mountain, Otam was also devastated, so he picked up the "Arcane Codex" and kept knocking on my head, of course, she didn't hurt at all, but I enjoyed this feeling a little, and said with a smile:
"That's not the point! I just want to live in this world simply, who let you do so many things, how can I still cultivate the fields......"
Ever since I told the critters to "take the heads of the soldiers of the Empire of Light as a ticket to see a doctor", it has brought a lot of shock to the camp of the Empire of Light on the outskirts of the Sleeping Mountains.
Therefore, the Empire of Light, which is thousands of miles away, has the following scene......
One of the ministers rushed into the palace of the Bright Empire and shouted:
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it's not good - another demonic beast has attacked the barracks, and our army has suffered heavy casualties!"
The emperor of the Bright Empire's face was extremely ugly at the moment, but how could he stop with his ambitions, but instead intensified his desire to cut me, a weak human being, with a thousand knives, and he began to throw the bait again:
"What do you think? Whoever is going to kill that damn strong man, you can choose as many princesses as you like! ”
There are still people who disapprove of the bait plan of the Emperor of the Bright Empire, such as their third princess:
"Father, Erchen doesn't want to marry this group of cowards, let Erchen go to talk to that strong man by himself."
"Well, if you can negotiate, you don't have to marry someone you don't like."
As a result, the third princess of the Bright Empire embarked on her journey of peace talks......