Chapter 22: The logic of people in another world is a little confusing
[Talking about logic in another world? That's a total waste of effort, and you didn't get biased to your luck! You know how to count your cow, anyway, I don't understand. ββThe 21st day of the 6-toothed dolphin in the 146th year of the Guangming 4th period]
The crackling outside the Monster Manor was very happy, and it was also fun to be chattering and shouting, but the monsters at the root of the wall were a little incomprehensible, so they began to entertain themselves.
These loud voices are earth-shattering as soon as they are opened, and those who don't understand the beast language will only think that they are about to move, and they can't wait to rush out of the city gate to fight.
"Boss, these angels are so strange, they sound so awkward, aren't the holy light and light the same?" A shadow leopard asked.
"Are you looking for death? Don't you know that the Light represents our Most High God? Does the light represent the god of light, and can it be compared with our supreme god? Don't you see the strength of the master? And the cave, oh no, the earth beast god in the shelter, are you blind or how to drop? Didn't you see it? Our gods are all alive, and his God of Light is a fart, have you ever seen it? Or have you seen it? Our master is an existence that can even be eaten by the ancient dragon god, so how dare he dare the god of light? Can he? The big cat pawed on the shadow wolf's head, and then began to curse.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, our master is the most powerful, and our supreme god is the most powerful!"
"It's good to know, in the future, none of you are allowed to doubt the strength of the master, let alone the strength of the supreme god, and the flame goddess, she is a friend of our master, and she must also be a great god!"
"Boss, do you say that the master and his old man are also gods? When we fought those dragons before, we were so scared that we were about to have a heart attack, and we were so scared that we didn't dare to approach our master for days. A three-headed dog from hell gestured as he reminisced.
"You know! The master can even eat the gods, and dare to reprimand the gods, even our great supreme god is very respectful of the master, plus he cuts us these gods, saints are like chopping cabbage, do you say the master is not a god? But the master didn't say that he was a god, so we can't mention it, the master is called low-key, do you know it? β
"But we can't feel the oppression of our master, unlike the Earth Beast God, who is sleeping and can still oppress us breathlessly." An iron-armored rhinoceros said dumbfounded.
"You don't understand this, the master is hiding his strength and acting in a low-key manner, this is the cleverness of our master."
"Do you know how I got up with my master?"
The big cat played with mystery at this time, and said proudly; But this guy is not the master of patience, and when he turned his head, he couldn't wait to start chattering:
"I don't know! Let me tell you, I was just entering the holy level at that time, and my strength was not stable, but at that time, I was so frightened by the earth beast god that I couldn't move, I saw the master sitting on the top of the head of the earth beast god commanding the earth beast god, I also heard their chat, the earth beast god was often scolded by the master and did not dare to speak, and called the master 'Your Highness';
Later, after drinking the blood of his master, the beast god of the earth went to sleep, leaving the master to live alone; At that time, the owner was really pitiful, he couldn't even eat, he dug up small insects everywhere to eat, and even dug up grass to eat, and a six-toothed wild boar did not dare to catch it, and catching a big iron-clawed chicken made him happy for several days;
I observed in secret for a long time, and felt that the master was so pitiful, so I pretended to be injured and approached the master; But the master seemed to be very afraid of me, and hid me from me in the tree for several days, so I could only take the initiative to approach the master, and then I followed the master;
But since I fought with the mountain troll and almost died, I knew that our master was not strong, didn't you see it-the appearance of the master when he killed the saint-level bloodthirsty demon bear, it was simply - it was completely playing with a toy, and the saint-level bloodthirsty demon bear was turned off by the master with one or two moves;
It was a saint-level demon bear that would soon enter the whole body, much stronger than I was at that time, and I was able to survive thanks to the timely arrival of the master, if it was any later, I and the mountain troll would have been the meal of the bloodthirsty demon bearβguess how many tricks the master used to kill the bloodthirsty demon bear at that time? β
"Five moves!"
"No, it should be one up and two moves!"
"I think it should be three moves!"
Hearing the beast say the correct number, the big cat couldn't wait to start talking:
"That's right! It just used three tricks. One trick eyes, one trick chrysanthemum, one trick heart, three tricks; These three moves didn't use any skills from beginning to end, they used pure technical combat, you ask yourself, who can do it? Or is there any god-level in the entire continent that can do it? Even now, when I have to deal with the saint-level bloodthirsty and berserk demon bear in its heyday, I still can't be as easy as my master, just like playing; Whew, it's done in three clicks, from meeting to killing, it takes less than a minute, isn't it? Let me ask you if you accept it? β
"Wow! The master is so perverted, it only takes less than a minute to kill the saint level without skills, it's too powerful! Many of the monsters were amazed when they heard the big cat's gushing advocacy.
"Is this the most powerful thing our master can do? No, absolutely not, to say that the most powerful thing for the master should be to save lives! β
As soon as the big cat's point of view was spoken, it immediately aroused the echo of all the monsters:
"Yes, yes, yes! Boss, you're so right, the master's healing technique is simply a divine method, it's amazing! β
"You can't speak! Isn't our master a god? β
"You can't speak, I said don't give the master a title, the master didn't say that he was a god, no one can define it randomly, you know?"
"I'll tell you how my master saved me! At that time, I was beaten by the mountain troll and only half breathed, and the mountain troll was similar to me, and I only had my last breath left by the forbidden art, and my forbidden art was at the cost of all my remaining lives, and it was impossible to come back to life, and at that time there was no part of my body that was intact, my skull was broken, most of the bones of my body were broken, my stomach was broken, my heart was damaged, and I was already waiting for death to come; ButγBut our master--snatched me back from the hands of death, not only saved me, but also healed me to directly evolve to the god level, you try to think about it, how awesome the healing technique is this master! Uh-huhβ"
The big cat actually started crying when he said this.
"Boss, boss! Are you okay? The monsters on the side all asked with concern.
The big cat also quickly restrained his emotions, and then his wonderful speech:
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just moving. Our master is not only strong, but also very kind, so I called all of you to the master, if I hadn't known you before, I wouldn't have bothered to help you;
As a result, look at yourselves, what have you helped the master since you followed him? Don't think that the little work you do is to help the master, the master doesn't need it at all, what we do is working for ourselves, the master can live well as long as he is in a cave, you also do your best to block the master, the human empire will come to you and say, is it your responsibility? β
"Humans are coming to the door on their own, boss, you can't blame us for this!" The Warcraft hurriedly explained.
"If you don't go to the humans for trouble, will the humans follow you?"
"This, this, this ......"
"I don't have anything to say, so you take care of yourselves, don't mess around with things that the master didn't explain, otherwise I won't be able to help you when the master gets angry!"
Boy! I can't see that this big cat really has a set of abilities, and he can actually do grace and exert a degree of relaxation, which is amazing, and even I almost got into it when I heard it.
I was worried that if these monsters were left to be wandered around by the big cats, they would be broken sooner or later, so I hurriedly came down from the temple square:
"Huh? You also chat? Why didn't you say it earlier? I used to be so bored...... What's going on outside? β
"Master, the human army is not near the gate, it should be fine; Why don't we rush out and get rid of them? Calling it a day early? β
I was a little amused when I heard this: what the hell is this big cat in his head every day? Or are all creatures from other worlds having this kind of brain?
After slandering in his heart, he kicked it over, and scolded with a smile:
"What do you think? Do you really want to fight those humans to the death? Just leave a few to take turns guarding the door, and the other beasts will go back to participate in the celebration, how can such a lively day be wasted! β
"By the way, big cat, have you seen Ling? I haven't seen it in two days! β
"Master, Ling took leave to go home, didn't it report to you?" The big cat looked at me with big eyes of surprise, and the schadenfreude in those eyes was undisguised.
I almost laughed out loud, and I knew that its cautious eyes must still be worried about the griffon feather becoming my mount, so I said deliberately:
"No, oh - it should have been a leave of absence from Otam and the others, and I was too busy with the Vault to bother with that."
Sure enough, the thing immediately stopped cooking, and responded listlessly: "Oh-that's it! β
I was almost suffocated by it, but I forced a smile and said:
"That's it, you guys go back, I'll guard here first!"
"That won't do! Master, how can this work, the gatekeeper is the duty of our Warcraft, and we can't let you lose your prestige! β
I found that this guy's realm of slapping horses has been greatly improved, and he has no good airway:
"I said big cat, who did you learn all this sycophant work from? You open the door, I'll sit here and watch the excitement! β
"Huhββ? Adults, dwarves and elves are all firing cannons on the walls! Is it inappropriate for you to swagger open the gates like this? β
"Can they get through the barrier? It's really - such a good excitement doesn't look at it in vain, and by the way, those bright dogs! β
These monsters are really not enough lords who don't have enough idle things, and they were all afraid of dying, but when they heard my tone of wanting to open the door to find trouble, they all shouted loudly:
"Open the gates! Open the gates! β
Then they rushed to the gates of the city.
"Squeak-quack-"
We are a peaceful and lively scene here, but outside the manor is full of nervousness, I was inexplicable at the door, and I couldn't cry or laugh, I don't know how many times I complained, complaining: Is there a problem with the three views of people in this different world? Or are the brains all made of bamboo? How can there be such logic?
Don't say I think so, if it rests on normal people, whoever listens to it collapses, come and listen-
"Newspaper - General, the enemy gate has been opened!"
"Good! It's finally broken! β
"Report to the general, it was the enemy who opened the city gate by himself!"
"You know the! That is the internal response planted by His Majesty, passing on my military order: the whole army will attack! β
Meanwhile......
"Report to the archangel and the archbishop, the enemy gates have been opened!"
"Okay, pass the order: the whole army is attacking!"
"Report to the angel lord, the city gate is automatically opened, not broken by our army!"
"Hahaha! Very well, this is the power of the God of Light, praise be to my God! The Angel Legion listens to the order: the whole army takes to the skies! β
"Zofia, stop, you have been defeated, return to the arms of the God of Light, my god will not care about your lost faults!"
"Andrisen, what are you going to do? Where do you see that we are defeated? β
"Hmph, stubborn! Chuck, what are you waiting for? Don't hurry up and take down these sluts! β
"Andrisen, you are really hopeless, can't you see that we are no match for them? You have the ability to take them down yourself! β
Listen to it, what kind of logic is this? Just this brain, he still led the soldiers out to fight, just kidding!
I sat at the gate of the city, although I couldn't stop complaining in my heart, but a plan flashed in my mind, so I asked the big cat:
"Big cat, do you know what it means to capture the thief and capture the king first? What does it mean to invite you into the urn? β
"Master, what you said is too profound, the big cat can't understand it!" The big cat really looked confused when he heard it.
"Forget it, I said you can do it!"
"Good!"
"Three-headed, you come here, you go up and inform the city wall to pretend that there is no artillery fire, and then abandon the cannon and flee; Little Black Panther, you go tell Otam to turn off the barrier first, and get ready to catch fish! β
"Master, are you going to surrender?"
Whether it was the dwarves, the elves and elves, or the monsters, they were all puzzled, and they all looked at me and asked.
"Yes, it's surrender, please come in!" I answered them seriously.
"But we can obviously win!" Their little heads are probably already buzzing, and they are even more confused.
I knew that I couldn't play any more, otherwise I would spoil them, so I quickly reassured them:
"Dwarfs and elves, go back to the festivities, just leave it to me!"
When I said this, they all smiled:
"Master, do you mean you're going to do it yourself?"
"Yes! I see that you guys are fighting so hard, so I'm going to come by myself, go back, go back! β
"Okay, thank you, sir, then let's go back first!"
The dwarfs and elves, as well as the monsters, all cheered and ran to the temple square, and when they saw that the big cat was going to run, it would definitely not work, this guy was still very useful, so he pulled his big ears:
"Big cat, you can't go back, come with me!"
I whispered in the ear of the big cat, "You wait to sneak into the enemy's camp and capture their leader, can you complete the mission?" β
"Does the master just catch a leader?"
"Well, just catch a leader, if you can't beat it, just catch one casually, you just can't come back empty-handed, and by the way, set fire to all their things."
"No problem, I promise to complete the task - master, can I bring a few more monsters?"
"No, it's too much and it's easy to expose, or you should bring one more fire-breathing one!"
After arranging for the big cat here, I stood at the gate of the city and shouted to Zofia in the air:
"Zofia, Zofia, you come down!"
"My lord, why did you come out?"
"I saw that you had been fighting for a long time, so I came over to take a look, can't you take this group of white ducks?"
Zofia suddenly covered her mouth with her hands and laughed: "Hehe, my lord, you talk too interestingly, but Zofia doesn't like you to call them white ducks, so we won't be white ducks too!" β
I thought to myself: it seems to be oh!
Hurriedly changed his words to Zofia:
"Slip of the tongue! White Angel White Angel! Are you going to deal with them? Or can you get their leader? β
"My lord, you mean to capture their archangel?" Zofia's eyes lit up, and she instantly understood what I meant.
"Well, that's pretty much ......"
I didn't know that I was chatting with Zofia about the leader of the big white duck, so he took the initiative to stand up and talk:
"Hey, little ghost on the ground, hurry up and bow down to this angel, you are a fallen angel in front of you, what to talk to her!"
The angel, Anderson, looked at me with haughty and contemptuous eyes, and said in a very unpleasant commanding tone.
I was furious at this unexplained idiot, and asked Zofia, "Who is this birdman?" β
"He is the angel of this group of angels, Andrisen, and the male angel that our sisters hate the most, and often harass my sisters......"
When I heard this, I knew that what Zofia was going to say later was definitely not a good thing, and since it was not a good thing, it could not make her recall the painful experience again, so I decisively interrupted and briefly summarized:
"That means he bullies you a lot! β¦β¦ Okay, don't say it, he's mine, and the other angels will do it! β
"Birdman talking in the sky, were you talking about me just now?"
"Humble ant, you look for death! How dare you speak to this angel with such an attitude? The birdman in the sky saw that we were chatting happily, and he began to be upset and cursed.
"Then you can die first! Arcane β Aurora Flame. β
I listened to a burst of annoyance, as soon as I made a move, it was the arcane law with the fastest attack speed and the strongest single killing ability in the "Arcane Codex", I will never be soft on this kind of unreasonable thugs, I can do it in seconds, and if I can't do it in seconds, I will add two seconds and then seconds, until I get rid of this scum in seconds.
"Ah~Human, how are youβwouldβ"
In a flash of colored light, the arcane law pierced through the birdman's body, and fell to my feet with black smoke, I stepped on his back with my foot, grabbed the heart of the angel who was about to ascend to heaven, pinched it hard, and a burst of golden light drilled into my body along my arm, and then I said leisurely:
"Zofia, I'll leave the rest to you, and I'll take this roast bird with me!"
After saying that, he grabbed a birdman, and dragged the roasted wings of the six large roasted wings to the city gate.
"Good, good, good, slow down!" Zofia bowed and said when she saw my move.
"Slow down, adults!" The hundred female angels in the air also shouted happily at the same time.
Zofia rose into the air again, and set himself in the air to demonstrate to another Serapus Birdman opposite:
"Chuck, now you see, he is our adult, a human, a human who can be subdued even by gods, and the object of our sisters' service in the future!"
The confrontation in the sky is still going on, it seems a little lonely, the big white duck has temporarily stopped attacking after losing the lead, and is flying in the air in a little sluggish, and the ground is completely different, very lively, the ground troops of the Bright Alliance Army are under the command of the commander, and they are making a big charge.
"Rush, go into the city!"
"It's not good, protect your lordship!" Seeing this, Zofia screamed and wanted to rush down.
And it was at that time that a griffon's chirping was heard in the sky not far away:
"Chirp tweet!"
"Captain, you see Ling is back!" An angel of light pointed to a fast-paced griffon.
"Ling will continue to fight when she comes back, don't worry about your lordship!"
Zofia stopped her descent and began to stare intently at the birdmen opposite; I also looked up to see the griffons that had swooped over, and the flock of griffons it had brought back.
"Huh! Ling is back, yo he, and dragged the family with him! β
"Chirp, Griffons, rescue the adults!"
"Alas! Lingling, put me down, put me down! β
"Master, aren't you going to run?"
"Run a ghost, I was so troubled by you, the play I arranged was ruined again, and I couldn't invite you into the urn if I wanted to."
I was so depressed by the griffon feather that I was complaining about the mess up of my plans when black smoke rose from afar, followed by shouts.
"Report - report to the general, our camp is on fire!"
"Newspaper-ββ, Archbishop, our grain and grass have been burned!"
"Damn it! Withdraw, withdraw! β
"Oops, it's a plan, the whole army retreats!"
Seeing this, I was a little frustrated and said, "Look, this is what you did, I wanted to keep them as guests, but now they are all gone!" β
"I'm sorry master, Ling didn't know your plans, I'm sorry!"
"Forget it, soak in the soup, you come back just in time, today is a good day for the completion of the first phase of our manor, we are having a celebration!"
No way! Since the drama of inviting you into the urn can't be sung, let's go back to the temple square for the next show and continue our completion celebration.