Chapter 119 accidentally joked big
[What's the scariest thing about the other world? I think it's a woman, and if you're not careful, you won't be able to stop when they're joking. - 14th of the White Tiger in the 168th year of the 4th era of Guangming]
I was still drinking tea on the ground, and I kindly reminded the praying crew: "No need to pray to the god of the sea, he can't come; Pray to Eve, the goddess of the sea, add my name and she will come! β
The scene outside the cabin is very exciting, and the performance in the cabin is very helpless; The battle outside the cabin was fierce, and the performance inside the cabin was sluggish.
I leisurely admired these two visually impacting images, leisurely sipping tea, reluctant to take my eyes off even when pouring tea, and the smile on my face couldn't stop blooming.
"Sir, are youβisn't it good for you to do this?" Cablo whispered as he approached me.
"What's wrong?" Unconsciously I looked at Cablo and asked, "Isn't everything all good?" β
"No," said Cablo, who hesitated for a moment, and said to me with an open expression, "Sir, the lady and the young lady are fighting desperately over there, and the crew is also scared to the point of urine, but you are alone with your legs crossed like nothing, tastefully sipping good tea, and from time to time you sigh pleasantly." β
"Y-what do you call me?"
"The subordinates just say something unpleasant, do you want to say that you have a big heart? Or is it full of confidence? β
"My subordinates all feel that you are almost laughing with your hands on your hips, do you think this is a little too much, too much, too much-"
"It's so heartless!"
As Cablo hesitated to say heavier words, someone suddenly spoke his heart for him.
"Hahaha-"
"Mr. Tole, you're still so heartless!"
Accompanied by the crisp and melodious laughter and teasing of silver bells, a trickle of water in the cab swirled in the air, condensing into Eve's appearance.
At the same time, there is also the figure of Bing Ji.
"Damn, these two really have a story!" I slandered in my heart.
He still looked at the two beautiful shadows with a smile on his face, and said lightly: "Are the two beauties here to rescue the driver?" Hurry up and get me out, and I will make the two of you the queen! β
"Yes!"
I never thought what kind of plane these two were going to build?
Huh? Plane? What is an airplane? I'm bubbling up again? Forget it, it's not weird!
Anyway, I just didn't expect the two of them to follow my words, and added: "My subordinates are here to save the driver, and I ask Your Majesty to punish you!" β
Saying that, both of them posted up, hooked my chin left and right, and teased me, that charming demeanor - I can't stand it, I can't stand it!
I was so scared that I confessed.
"Just kidding, kidding!"
After admitting it, I continued to pretend to be confused.
"Why are you two free?"
"Your Majesty is laughing, how dare you be happy if you have a concubine?" Eve, the goblin, was unrelenting and continued to attack me.
Even Bing Ji fell softly into my arms.
"Help! It's indecent! I screamed in fright.
My actions made the two of them laugh so much that my eyes almost fell out.
I can't stand it, I can't stand it!
It's really the most difficult to get rid of the grace of the beauty! Oh my god!
Don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things!
After finally dealing with the two abrasive goblins, I quickly said to Eve, "Is the big guy out there your family?" β
"That ugly monster is not mine, you are mine, hehe!"
I felt powerless in my heart: Is this girl relying on me? It's endless, women's jokes are really unpleasant, especially beautiful women!
"Ahem!"
Pretending to cough, he sat up straight and said seriously: "Get down to business!" β
"Since it's not your family, then I'll do it; You see that a few stupid girls in my family have been beating for a long time, and they haven't even broken each other's skin, it's really embarrassing! β
"Your Majesty, you're talking nonsense! That's called no broken skin? The sea demons have already shed several layers of skin, and it is estimated that the self-healing ability is about to be exhausted! β
Eve looked at me with a wry-eyed look and complained.
"Isn't that dead!"
"Why don't you accept it as a dowry for me and Sister Eve?" Bing Ji said with a grin.
"What?"
I was startled, like a cat with its tail stepped on, and shouted, "No, no, no, this joke is too big!" β
"It's okay, we don't mind!" The two of them smiled at me in unison.
"Damn! My old face, my soul! I cried out in my heart.
He didn't dare to slack off, and shouted vigorously: "No, no, no, it's yours, I won't play anymore!" β
"No, that's it!" The two of them sat on my lap again and hugged my head tightly.
"Helpβit's indecent!" I was forced to wail again.
After finally breaking free, I didn't dare to linger any longer, and quickly fled the scene, venting all my frustration on the sea devil.
"Offa, the light of the sun!"
"Arcan, Fatal Strike!"
According to the weakness of the sea devil, he integrated the arcane law into his fist, and he could beat it hard.
The sea devil surfaced on the sea, and the big submarine also surfaced on the sea, disintegrating back into twenty-eight large ships.
Now that the two are compared under the sun, that's simple!
Just as I was amazed, Eve and Binghime, two abrasive goblins, suddenly attacked the corpse of the sea devil.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, the concubine will accept it!" Eve said happily, and the sea magic in her hand was still gathered to heal the sea devil's wounds.
Bing Ji took the opportunity to tame the sea devil, and did not forget to tease me: "Go early and return early, wait for you, dear majesty!" β
There was a shudder in his heart, and a chill rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover, and several man-eating eyes behind him had already let out a beast-like roar: "Master-"
My heart completely collapsed: it's over, I can't wash it even if I jump into Kamigawa!
"The sea devil is very powerful, you two can't handle it, wait for me!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, I casually made an excuse and flashed, jumping into the water portal opened by Eve at the last moment.
"Uh-huh!"
At Eve's temple, I ate grapes and complimented: "Eve, you're nice here, it's very chic!" β
"If Your Majesty likes it, then you will stay here from now on!"
Eve, who has been in the play too deeply, has not yet come out, and is still talking in the previous tone.
"You goblin, you haven't played enough!" I smiled and said, "What's the matter?" Say! β
"The concubine is telling the truth! Your Majesty will stay! β
When she said this, with the seductive little eyes, sultry demeanor, graceful and proud figure, graceful and enchanting-
Seriously, I was so moved that I couldn't hold it for a while!
"Are you alright?"
I deliberately reconfirmed that she and Bing Ji were still acting energetically.
"Then since it's okay, I'll go first!"
"Huh?"
"Don't, don'tβ"
Both were in a hurry.
"I know that if you are scratching your head in front of me, it will be no good thing!"
"Don't talk nonsense, if you can help me, you must help, say it!"
Bing Ji's smile disappeared in an instant, and she said very seriously: "The sea god is missing!" β
"Holy!"
I couldn't help but burst out, and the grapes in my hand were thrown back into the fruit bowl.
"Can you be serious? Can I handle something this big? β
"Yes," said Eve, with a worried face, as she approached me with great certainty, "and there is no one in this world but you!" β
"Serious, serious, serious!" I suddenly felt a burst of pressure, and I spun in place, muttering unnaturally: "Tell me the details, talk about the details!" β
"To be precise, the sea god was captured," Eve said clearly, "This matter is related to you, the person who captured the sea god came from the outside world, and he came for the sea god's artifact that can control the two sea monsters!" β
"What do you mean? Is it the god of light or the sun god? I didn't understand the question, and asked, "Is it the sun god or the light god who wants to stop me from passing through the Nightmare Sea?" β
"Neither!"
"Neither? What does this mean? I frowned.
"Who else wants to take my life but them?"
"The enemy came in from the outside, who else do you say?" Eve throws questions as if she were playing a dumb riddle.
I immediately understood the meaning of her words, and immediately hated it: "Dog's day, it's really fast!" β
"Where are you now?"
I didn't want to endure it, so I clenched my fists and got up to ask her.
"The other party is also the god of the sea, and it is a more powerful god of the sea!" Bing Ji reminded me.
"That's right," Eve and Bing Ji stood together, and the two of them clasped each other's hands and said with a sad face, "We have almost no chance of winning in the sea, he can challenge the sea god and take him captive as soon as he comes, there is definitely a bigger conspiracy, we can't be careless!" β
"Oh no!"
"Are you saying things that are sympathetic to yourself, or are you comforting yourself?"
"Isn't it superfluous to say that people have been taken captive? If you don't have a lot of power, can you take the sea god away? Isn't it powerful enough to drive the sea devils? Does he have a conspiracy, and how much point can it be to know? β
"Unless you don't save it!"
I counted the two of them mercilessly with disdain, and said that her face was full of grievances.
"Okay, okay, don't be wronged, don't be sad!" I said to the two of them impatiently, and then asked repeatedly, "Where are you now?" Can you lead the way? β
"We can't be sure where he is, but we guess he should go find the Deep Sea Monster now!" Eve said.
"Don't guess, if you can guess, then he won't come to you first, but directly kill me!"
"Where do you think he will be, sir?" Bing Ji looked at me shamelessly.
"How do I know that?" I replied to her with some confusion.
But soon I sorted out my thoughts and said to the two of them: "No matter which of Loki's doppelgangers comes, there are no more than three situations: first, I think I can kill me and come directly to the door; Second, when I feel unsure, I hide and accumulate strength, and secretly make things bad; Three, he was sure to kill me, he felt that he could do it at any time, but he didn't feel like it was enjoyable, so he messed up the world and wanted to play a game of cat and mouse, so that I could become his prey and play slowly. β
"What do you think will be the case?"
"The third kind!" The two said in unison.
"What can you prove?" I asked them with my hands on my chest, and raised my hand to signal them to answer.
"He didn't mean to hide, and he didn't go to you, but directly set off a chaos in the ocean!"
The two of them suddenly realized at the same time.
"Looks like you're getting it, so can you tell me where this bastard will be at ease now?"
"I don't know!" The two shook their heads and said.
"I still can't count on you!"
I can only hope for the Tolai Diary, which is the only thing I can do to know the whereabouts of Loki's doppelganger at the moment, and I have to use it again.