Chapter Eighty-Eight: You're Really Crazy!
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
"It's all said, my dad isn't here!" Gong Xiaorou spoke again, "I asked them to come to you in the name of Daddy." β
Liu Mo frowned, and subconsciously glanced at the other party.
"Why do you look at you like that? Am I ugly? β
"It's pretty good." Liu Mo couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Hehe, people rarely wear skirts, it's cheap for you thief."
β¦
Something is wrong! Liu Mo's face is pale!
"You thief, what are you doing?"
"Tell me, what's the matter, crazy girl!" Liu Mo knew that she couldn't let things develop like this, her tone and attitude should be a little tougher, and the more angry she listened, the better.
"Mad girl? You really don't know what to do. Gong Xiaorou's complexion changed suddenly.
She found a wooden chair and sat down with her ass in spite of her image. "Yin thief, how about doing something for me?"
"First of all, my name is Liu Mo, not Yin thief. If you are a yin thief, you are not afraid that I will really yin you? Liu Mo said bitterly, "Second, let me help you with things, what are the benefits?" β
"This is my Salt Gang's territory, you dare?" Gong Xiao judo. "What you are asked to do, you will not suffer."
As she spoke, she cleared her throat, "Listen, I'll let you propose to my father..."
"it!" Liu Mo couldn't help but burst into foul language.
I just want to be an "ordinary friend" with you, but you are hungry for me?
"Sorry to bother, goodbye!" With that, he turned and was about to flee.
"Hey, hey, I'm not done yet!" Gong Xiaorou stepped forward quickly and blocked the way, "It's not a real proposal, it's fake." β
"Huh? Mad girl, which one do you play? β
"I'm going to be eighteen soon! According to the laws of the Great Xia Dynasty, if a woman does not marry when she reaches the age of eighteen, her father will have to be imprisoned. Gong Xiao said, "For this reason, the uncle of the Salt Gang began to take care of my family. β
"Isn't that good? Men should get married, and women should get married. Liu Mo smiled, "What's the problem?" Could it be that you're too crazy for no one to look up to you, haha! β
"You damn Liu Mo, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, is this girl looking down on them!" Gong Xiao judo.
Without giving a chance to interject at all, she said to herself, "What you have to do is very simple, you propose to my father." Then I'll pretend to promise to marry you, and when we make a marriage letter, we will send the people from the government over.
Then, I'll find another chance to leave you. β
Boy! Liu Mo almost wanted to applaud her, "Miss Gong, the woman is going to set an unprecedented precedent in the Great Xia Dynasty!" β
"Isn't the word Hugh wrong? In short, I proposed to repent of the marriage and annulment the marriage. β
"Then may I ask Miss Gong, where are my benefits?"
"To be my Gong Xiaorou's fiancΓ©, isn't that enough for you to earn enough face?"
"Ha, how can I Liu someone, I really can't afford it." Liu Mo arched his hand: "Farewell, don't send me!" β
"Where are you going?" Gong Xiaorou pulled Liu Mo's elbow, "Don't go!" β
"Miss Gong, men and women don't kiss, don't pull me!"
"If you don't agree, don't want to leave!" Gong Xiaorou raised her voice.
"I can't help, I already have three wives, and there are not enough rooms at home, so I can't live with you."
"You..."Gong Xiaorou stomped her feet angrily, "surnamed Liu, if you dare to walk out of this room, I will tell the entire Salt Gang that you are trying to be inferior to me!" β
said, "Bang." β
Gong Xiaorou directly ripped off the corner of her skirt, revealing a white and flawless slender foot full of elasticity.
"Someone, someone!!"
it...
Liu Mo never expected this crazy girl to be crazy like this!
She was intent on wronging me, and a hundred mouths could not explain it.
The women of the Great Xia Dynasty regard the name festival more than life, a yellow flower girl who has not left the cabinet, in her own home...
"Be quiet, grandma, don't fool around!" Liu Mo hurriedly stepped forward, wanting to reach out and block her mouth.
"Come on, come on, touch me with your hand if you have the ability!" Gong Xiaorou said with a smug face.
I'm Nima!
If I dare to touch it, you dare to be cool, right?
At this time, the disciple of the Salt Gang, who heard the shouting, belatedly pushed open the door and nervously asked the reason.
"There are rats, Miss Ben is scared." Gong Xiaorou replied so lightly. "Let's get out, it's okay!"
Throughout the whole process, Liu Mo had to keep sparing his head to relieve the embarrassment.
When the Yan Gang disciples left, he was relieved.
"How? Do you say yes or no? Gong Xiaorou opened her throat as she spoke, intending to continue yelling.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Liu Mo felt and said, "How can I cooperate with you?" β
"Hmph, that's just like words!" Gong Xiaorou laughed.
"Miss Gong, why do you have to harm me?" Liu Mo was bitter, "Zhou Zhushan and Zhou Gongzi, a talent, a solid family, isn't it good for you to let him accompany you to play a play?" β
"I'd rather marry a beggar from Rongcheng than see him." Gong Xiao said, "This person looks like a hooligan who is a prodigal son, and he comes to the Salt Gang all day long, and he has nothing to do, and he is either a traitor or a thief." β
This grandson is really a licking master (licking dog ultimate form)! I can't lick Su Xiaowan, and I can't lick Gong Xiaorou.
"Then I'm still a thief!"
"Yes, you are indeed a thief, and you have married three wives." Gong Xiao said, "But I don't know why, I've watched you for a long time, and I don't feel so annoying."
And, listen to the rest of the Salt Gang, you're very decent!
In order to let the people of Jianglin eat the new salt at a good price as soon as possible, they took the initiative to give up the competition with the surname Zhou.
Miss Ben has been determined to be chivalrous since she was a child, but in the end she has achieved nothing, you, this decision has helped thousands of people.
Also, you're so good to your wife! Didn't you say that there was a roommate named Xin'er? Not only are you responsible for others, but you also dare to offend the lord of Rongcheng County for her.
Haha, if there is such a man who is so good to me and has learned a little martial arts, maybe I will be willing to marry him. β
"Miss Gong, I can help you Zhang Luo!" Liu Modao.
"Hey, hey, what do you mean? Miss Ben is so bad! Gong Xiaorou had a gloomy face.
"Nothing!" Liu Mo spread his hands, "I have already agreed to Miss Gong's request, now, can I go?" β
"You... Leaving again? Why, am I a plague god? In such a hurry? β
Liu Mo was patient, and secretly decided in his heart that he would be an old man after sending this crazy girl away! "Dare to ask Miss Gong what else she wants?"
"This matter is going to be used to send the government away, why should you sign a marriage letter, right?" Gong Xiao said, "Hehe, the new magistrate of Rongcheng is a friend of you, and with this relationship, he will definitely not delve into it." β
Good fellow, you're so well-intentioned!
Don't tell me, you have the marriage book ready?
With a nervous mood in his arms, Liu Mo watched Gong Xiaorou take out a prepared "marriage book" from his arms.
"Come on, sign it!"
"Lao Tzu is convinced!" Liu Mo's mood at the moment can no longer be described in words. "Mad girl, you're really crazy!"
What a familiar scene.
It's just a copy of the time when I crossed over, forced to open for business, fake marriage book...
What should I do this time!!