Chapter 1067: I'll Tell You a Joke

It was a frightening thing to be in the endless desert, and even if the battle value was increased to two hundred, it would be frustrating.

But just because there were two more people in the team, the expressions of a hundred nights became silly, and they didn't know what to say.

I want to laugh out loud, but I can't laugh, I want to show my helplessness about the behavior of two people, and there is no reason.

said yes to come and protect people, but in fact it played a small role, helping to shave ice, and then there was a fight, and then the protected person turned into a nanny.

Could it be that he is so incompetent in a hundred nights?

"Don't be stupid, go to work, collect water, collect it with bark, put it in a bucket, and take a bath when it's cool. "Nalasha doesn't care how much others are entangled.

She took out flat things, grabbed one end, pulled upwards, and a portable folding bucket appeared in front of everyone.

The bucket is supported by a metal rod, and the water flow is restricted by a glued cloth. As soon as the thing was folded, it took up very, very small volume, and she took out five hundred at once.

Liang Yishan beckoned someone to open the bucket, looked up and asked, "What about the two of you?"

"What do you call the two of us? Five hundred buckets, not five for one person, who will distribute them equally to you? A bucket can hold half a cubic meter of water, fill them first, and then we will use them at any time, use up one bucket, and try to replenish one bucket when the conditions are right. ”

Nalasha felt that after changing the map, the IQ of a hundred people began to decline.

The hundred, not daring to say much, got busy, and used the gummed bark to evaporate and cool the wet sand in the sunlight to draw water, and they made their own shapes, and the bucket was not completely opened, but pulled a little, and placed on the corners of the stretched bark, so that the water could flow in along the texture.

The night is busy, and so are the two of them.

They took out a large iron basin and a small iron basin. First pour the water into the large iron basin, then pour the small iron basin, put the small iron basin in the large iron basin, and adjust it to prevent the water from the large iron basin from flowing into the small iron basin.

Then they began to take saltpeter and throw it into a striking basin, with a lid on it to protect it from the sun.

Then there were sun umbrellas, beach chairs, small square tables, and a one-meter-square black iron plate thrown on the sand outside.

Nalasha took out a bottle of wine, and Gongsun Murong took a cigar. Nalasha helped light it, took out the melon seeds herself, and said to the people who worked while snorting: "Be patient, the more difficult the conditions, the more people can be cultivated, when digging the sand, you should carefully observe to see if there are any small insects hidden or something, in the case of the environment does not allow, alive, is the only one." ”

Hear her move. Everyone turned their heads to look at it, and then ......

Liang Yishan smiled sincerely and asked, "Why don't you change into a swimsuit and put on some sunscreen?"

"It's not the water's edge. Work and don't get distracted. Nalasha squinted her eyes and reprimanded.

A hundred people have accepted their fate, what else can they say about such two masters!

Dry for a few hours. It was getting dark, and a bottle of cold wine was drunk by two people, as well as prawns grilled on an iron plate.

Nalasha then took out a dozen jars of pickles and five hundred bars. That is, the white flour is burned, this thing doesn't look big, but it is rolled out layer by layer with noodles, and there is nothing to take advantage of at the critical moment, and throwing it out can be used as a weapon.

"Okay, okay, you can rest and eat, just pickles, no and delicious. She beckoned them to eat.

One person is given a bowl to hold water.

A man in the night came and picked up a bar, took a bite, chewed hard a few times, swallowed hard, hurriedly poured saliva, choked his face red, and asked, "So hard?"

"Is it hard? I thought it was okay when I did it. Nalasha looked at the head of the bar suspiciously, and suddenly smiled: "I'll tell you a joke, saying that there is a pasta food field, the person on duty suddenly heard a movement, and went out vaguely to see a black shadow flickering, he picked up something and threw it over, the black shadow fell to the ground in response, and when the police arrived to catch the black shadow, that is, the thief, the thief who had just woken up asked the person on duty, 'What did you hit me with?' The person on duty sneered and said, 'You have met a cake from my factory, and I will fly to death if you replace it with a shortbread from my factory', hahaha~~......Isn't it fun? Why don't you laugh?"

"Hehe, hehe, hehe!" the night people laughed, but no matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with laughing.

They saw it just now, and the two of them had cold wine and sizzling prawns, so they were very motivated to think that they could eat it when they were working.

And all of a sudden, what kind of thing is this? Stubborn, just eating pickles, drinking water warm by the sun, and telling jokes, and waiting for others to be a joke.

Gongsun Murong took out a lot of canned food and said to the nightmen: "To be honest, according to our previous team, your performance in the mine hall today can only give you some pickles, drink some water, and replenish salt and water. See for yourselves, everyone is injured, you don't use the skills taught to you well, what face is good?"

After saying that, Gongsun Murong and Nalasha threw out a bunch of folded tents, and they propped one up by themselves, went into sleep, and no longer paid attention to the night.

The people of the night looked at each other, first set up the tent, put the canned food in the tent, and then they lit the water, nibbled on the bar, ate a mouthful of pickles, and from time to time exchanged information about the mistakes made in today's battle.

They knew that the two of them were angry, not because they were not angry that they were not in a good position during the battle, but because they were angry when they were getting water just now, and they and the others had a calm look on their faces.

At that time, it was necessary to exchange combat experience and find the problem, instead of relaxing, so the two of them deliberately drank cold wine and ate iron plate shrimp, if they also ate bars and pickles, they would not be uncomfortable.

While eating and studying, one night suddenly asked, "What team did they use to be?"

"God knows. The other replied, "But I know very well that I am definitely better than us." ”

Liang Yishan chewed the bar head slowly, and found that it was very sweet, and when he smelled it carefully, there was a strong fragrance of noodles, and ...... The smell of a certain plant.

"There is medicine in the head of the bar, everyone uses the internal force to try, and the place where it was blunt before is turned with the internal force with the medicine that was eaten, which is very comfortable. "After he tried it himself, he reminded others.

Everyone tried, and sure enough, when they looked at the tent where the two people were sleeping, their eyes filled with guilt and gratitude.

"I think of the old instructor, who was strict and silently cared for us. Liang Yishan pinched the head of the bar and said: "Everyone works hard, you can learn a lot of skills by following them, real skills, look at them, they didn't suffer any injuries, and they killed the most people."

With the same oxygen content, they were able to move at the end, indicating that their distribution of oxygen in the body was very reasonable. I guess there are a lot of people watching us outside, don't be embarrassed by the night. ”

"Yes!" the other ninety-nine people agreed in unison, and their mood suddenly improved again, looking at the tent, looking at the bars, pickles, and water, and then observing the surrounding environment, the living conditions were good! Who can be so nourished in the blink of an eye when they reach the desert? Happiness comes from contrast. (To be continued......)