Chapter 229: Rabbit Knight
What kind of good elements should a good heavy cavalry mount have?
First, it had to be huge enough to support the terrifying weight of the knight and armor, second, it needed to be fast enough to allow the heavy cavalry to inflict massive damage in high-speed impacts, and finally, given the fire-based nature of the original fire-based armor that was earth-shattering in attack and defense......
Combined with the above conditions, the giant demonic beast that the pig-headed monsters are now pulling in from outside the door is simply tailor-made for the dark creatures - a huge body as a rhinoceros, as fast as lightning, and even with fire magic elements, even two white erect rabbit ears...... Wait, rabbit?
That's right, it's a rabbit, a 100% rabbit!
At this moment, in the stunned gaze of everyone, a cute and cute giant fat white rabbit was reluctantly pulled into the hall, this guy had two long white ears, slowly chewed half a carrot in his mouth, stared at the red innocent eyes, looked at everyone very stupidly and innocently, and the short white tail on the fat ass was still wagging and wagging and waging there......
Poof! This is a mount? Your sister, this is also a mount?
In an instant, the dark creatures present suddenly spurted blood collectively, and there was an urge to burst into tears, and the giant tooth stared at the fat rabbit with wide eyes for a long time, and suddenly stammered in surprise: "Wait, wait, I seem to have seen it somewhere...... Ever seen...... Damn! I remember, isn't this the fire-based demon rabbit that I usually use to make red pepper rabbits?"
Congratulations, Giant Fang got it right, in fact, this fat and cute fire giant rabbit is the unique fire type monster on the Islands Six, because it has no attack power and is fat enough to be big enough and stupid, so it has always been used as the main meat for cooking by Giant Fang, and the ogre patriarch even gave them a name. It's called - Dead Rabbit!
But no one thought that this kind of cute stupid rabbit that is usually eaten by everyone is tired of it, and now it is actually pulled by Pig Instein as a heavy cavalry mount, Baizu couldn't help but burst into tears, and when he thought that he was going to ride this stupid rabbit out to charge in the future, he suddenly felt so ashamed that he wanted to stab himself to death, don't, don't, is this the rhythm of being ridiculed by onlookers every minute?
"How so?" said Instein, the pig waved his hooves triumphantly, not forgetting to shove a few carrots over, "This guy is big enough." The speed is also very good, and the most rare thing is that it also has its own fire magic attributes, which is a perfect combination of the earth-shattering attack and defense integrated demon armor I designed, which is simply a perfect combination made in heaven!"
Baizu even wanted to die, and the dark creatures around him looked at it gloatingly, but this schadenfreude didn't last long, because Pig Instein immediately added: "Besides, even if you lose face, you won't be ashamed alone, because according to Lin's plan." All of you are going to become Rabbit Knights!"
With a click, the hearts of a large group of dark creatures shattered into glass slags, and Baizu and Giant Fang looked at each other, and suddenly pounced on each other. hugged Lin Taiping's thigh and cried: "Woo woo, Lin, don't, you're joking, right?" You're not really going to make us laughing, are you?"
"Poor boy, accept the facts. Lin Taiping looked at them sympathetically, to be honest. He didn't even think that Instein would choose this kind of stupid rabbit as a mount, and he could only admit that Instein's way of thinking was against the sky, but then again, although this fire demon rabbit met the three conditions of a heavy cavalry mount, it had almost no attack power......
"No problem, don't forget that I'm a great and evil alchemist. Instein the pig had already thought about it very carefully, and took out a few bright red carrots from his arms, "Seeing that these special carrots are not, I have smeared a madness potion on them, even if they are ordinary small animals eat them, they will enter a semi-crazy state, so what you have to do is to feed the rabbit carrots in time for the war, isn't it very simple?"
There was another click, this time the hearts of the dark creatures were not broken, but were directly crushed into pieces, help, help, help, if you want us to ride a rabbit to embarrass people, and now we still want to be pet breeders on the battlefield, well, we can be sure, those enemies are dead, just laughing to death......
"Don't be stupid, you're going to love it madly when you've really experienced what it's like to ride a rabbit. Instein waved his hooves confidently, and immediately motioned for a few hog-headed monsters to bring a special saddle...... No, it should be said that it is a rabbit saddle, "Okay, who is that, you are wearing demonic armor anyway, why don't you ride it up and run a few laps for us now." β
I'd rather die!" Baizu shook his head desperately with tears in his eyes, and a large group of dark creatures collectively squatted on the ground with their heads crossed, lest they would also become real objects, in a strange chaos, but Lin Taiping finally couldn't stand it, and coughed a few times to change the topic: "Okay, okay, I'll talk about it later, what I want to know now is, how much money does it take to make such an earth-shattering offensive and defensive integrated rampaging demon armor?"
"It's not expensive!" Pig Instein shook his head indifferently, and said with a smug face, "Don't forget, I'm the greatest and most evil alchemist in the whole sea, and it doesn't take much effort to make such a demonic armor first-generation, but the alchemy materials cost a few small dollars, at most, ...... That is...... Hmm, 20,000 gold coins!"
Bang! Before it could finish speaking, Angelina, who was in charge of the finances, had already hit the pillar headlong, and almost fell down limply, 20,000 gold coins, 20,000 gold coins, and a demonic armor would actually cost 20,000 gold coins, that is, we have a total of more than 300 dark creatures here, and if all of them are equipped with this demonic armor, it will cost a total of ......
"Is it expensive? It's only 600,000 gold coins. Pig Instein looked at her innocently, blinked his eyes and said, "You must know that my alchemy knowledge is priceless, I didn't even ask you to charge royalties and manufacturing fees, and if you think about it, after equipping this demonic armor and equipping it with a fire-type demon rabbit, even the worst orcs can compete with the black iron mid-level warriors." β
This is true, if you consider it from the route of elite soldiers, it is indeed very efficient and cost-effective to equip this kind of demonic armor on a large scale, Lin Taiping nodded in agreement, and looked at Angelina who was tearful beside him: "What, sister, can we take out 600,000 gold coins in one go?"
"Yes, if you step on my corpse, you can. Angelina gritted her teeth in pain, and her hands trembled slightly as she looked at the ledger, "Okay, I admit it, we still have hundreds of thousands of dollars on our books, but if all this money is used to make ZuΓ² Demon Armor, then what will we do with the construction of our territory, what will we do with the repair of the Scarlet Queen, as well as the next material purchase, daily expenses, and Mrs. Nancy's need to raise the fetus and supplement nutrition......"
Okay, it's all tears, Angelina rubbed her forehead very nerve-wrenching, you losers, can't you save some money, and in the blink of an eye, you have to spend the hard-earned belongings, which makes me feel a lot of pressure, although the drug, comics, and food businesses continue to bring profits, but if you continue to toss like this, even if the profits of these industries are doubled......
"So, how about we develop new industries?" Lin Taiping suddenly interrupted her emotion and turned her head with a smile, "Pig Instein, do you remember the alchemy invention we studied in Tongue Island before? It was the alchemy invention that we originally planned to launch after the evening newspaper, but was interrupted because I was teleported away. β
"Which one?" Pig Instein was stunned for a moment, and soon came to his ......senses, "Ahhhhh Strange, where did you put it?"
Muttering like this, it ran into the alchemy warehouse with a few pig-headed monsters, and after a moment of roaring tossing, it finally brought out the strange alchemy invention.
The alchemy invention placed in the middle of the hall is a tower-like metal object wound by hundreds of electromagnetic circles, with a transparent silver-white crystal ball installed at the top, and dense iron electromagnetic circles at the bottom.
"What is this?" the dark creatures looked at each other, but Angelina had some insight, looked at it thoughtfully for a moment, and muttered with some uncertainty, "Hmm, this looks like some kind of magic communication device that can help achieve long-distance magic communication?"
"That's right, it's an enhanced version of the teleportation device. Lin Taiping gently patted the silver-white crystal ball on the top of the magic tower, and touched his chin with a happy face, "After the improvement of Pig Instein, the longest distance of this magic communication device can reach thousands of nautical miles...... Well, aren't you going to ask me how this thing makes us money?"
I didn't want to think at all, the dark creatures shook their heads neatly, and Angelina said seriously: "Why do we ask? Anyway, every time we ask, Xiaolinzi, you won't tell us, and it also makes our curiosity skyrocket, and we can't sleep all night." β
That's it, that's it, the dark creatures nodded again and again with emotion, Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, and said in his heart, Is the character of our family already so bad that Cheng dΓΉ, what, how do you ask a few words, maybe I'll ...... Well, I'll admit, I'm still not going to sue you.
"I knew it was going to be like this. Angelina looked at him with disdain, and simply rolled up her sleeves and said impatiently, "So, you just tell us directly, what should we do next, whether to go to which island to continue to trick people, or kidnap a large group of businessmen to come over to see new products, or ......"
"Hey, hey, what is a pit, what is kidnapping?" Lin Taiping strongly protested against this, and under the collective gaze of the dark creatures, he turned his head very leisurely and looked at the foggy sea in the distance, and then very happily showed eight white teeth.
"No hurry, no hurry, we have to meet someone before we officially do this big business...... That's right, someone who loves us deeply!" (To be continued......)