Chapter 305: Russell: Kill me
However, a certain emperor who was being cared for on the deathbed obviously didn't know anything, he just let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had put down some huge stone, and said: "That's good, that's good......"
But fortunately, although the emperor was slow to get home and his acting skills were not good, he was essentially different from his fellow countrymen who were good at acting and more or less had the attributes of a little fun, but Russell's memory did not degenerate into a goldfish, so he then remembered one thing and looked at Lynn with a stiff expression:
"You...... You can't really read the Russell diary to Bernadette, do you? ”
Judging from the analysis of his expression, Russell obviously wanted to get a negative answer at this moment.
However, how could Lynn do what he wished, Little Bubble, the Chosen One, just showed a bright smile and said, "I am a person who keeps my promises, so of course I have to read your diary to Bernadette, don't thank me too much, this is what I should do." ”
Russell: ......
Who's going to thank you for something like that!
Russell stared at Lynn and couldn't help but bite his lower lip, the father and daughter were really similar to each other in a way, even with some small movements.
Almost with the last glimmer of hope, Russell asked, "Since you keep your promise so much, then you shouldn't have read Bernadette's diary too exciting, right?" ”
"I really didn't read her a diary that was too exciting, like [The Witch's Taste is Really Good] I didn't read it to her at all." Lynn said with a smile.
Russell breathed a sigh of relief, but not completely, and then cautiously asked, "So what diary did you read to her?" ”
Speaking of this topic, Lynn was not sleepy, he smiled and took the diaries that were displayed in front of Bernadette from his space pocket, these diaries are all serious Russell diaries, there is no forgery in the slightest, all of them are Lynn, usually collected at various extraordinary gatherings.
Lynn then coughed softly, as if she had read a journal to Bernadette before, and began to read the journal to Russell:
"March 6th, Mom, I'm almost constipated from eating the food here!"
Russell's eyes widened almost immediately, and he almost flew out, covering Lynn's mouth with one hand and snatching the Rosell Diary from his hand with the other.
Lynn didn't stop him from thinking about it, although he thought it would be very interesting to read those diaries again in front of Russell in person, but Lynn was a person with a bottom line, and he knew that if he really did that, Russell might find the fallen Mother Goddess and die on the spot.
So as a caring fellow, Lynn decided to give Russell a little respite and not do such a cruel thing.
Anyway, it will only be more interesting than reading a diary to Russell here, and then reading Russell's diary to Bernadette in a dream in a dream.
As for Russell, what if he cares about face and makes things up?
- It doesn't matter, His Royal Highness the Great and Righteous Angel of the Secret will take on the responsibility of overseer, and will never let Bernadette be deceived by Russell's forged diary.
That's right, Lynn is such a dog!
And when Lynn was imagining tonight's fun, Russell had already gone through all the diaries at a glance and ten lines, and his hands were trembling at the moment, and his pupils were dilated, as if he was about to hang up.
In a sense, Russell is indeed dead, achieving a social death.
"You...... Why do you step on a horse? Russell couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, at this moment, he almost wanted to choke Lynn's neck and die with the other party.
"Didn't you promise me not to give Bernadette too much of a journal? These...... Aren't these diaries exciting enough? ”
Lynn broke free of Russell's hand first, and then smiled unhurriedly and said: "Compared to [The taste of the witch is really good], it is ...... with XX mother and daughter XX."
Lynn read out a large list of contents of the diary that could not be broadcast without changing his face, looked at Russell's eyes without being empty, and even said confidently:
"Don't you think the journals I've picked are gentle enough? After all, it's not your pot, you have nothing to do, you have to write so much peachy gossip in your diary. When I pick and choose among your diaries, 8 out of 10 articles are related to that incident, what do you want me to do? In the end, Lynn's expression was even a little innocent, and there was some clear grievance in the innocence.
Russell: ......
Why do you still have that face grievance?
Russell's breath was a little uneven, if it weren't for the fact that this body didn't need to breathe anymore, breathing was just a habitual behavior, he might have directly suffocated himself.
But what can Russell do, he can't really do anything about Lynn in front of him because of this matter, and in the end he can only squeeze out a sentence from between his teeth:
"Don't be too outrageous!"
Of course, the reason why Russell has this attitude is also because Lynn has a sentence that is correct, compared to those diaries that cannot be broadcast, the diaries that Lynn picked are indeed mild enough.
In this sense, Lynn was not completely devoid of Him.
It can only be said that it was taken into account, but not much.
"Gan! Believe you next time, I'm a dog......" Russell couldn't help but start scolding, using all the swear words he had learned in his life, although he didn't name names, but everyone knew who he was scolding.
Lynn just watched him quietly, and saw Russell's voice get quieter and quieter, until it finally disappeared, and then smiled, "I recorded her reaction when I read these journals to Bernadette, do you want to see it?" ”
Russell was stunned for a moment, he opened his mouth, but instead of saying no, he nodded heavily.
Then Russell saw the 360-degree high-definition hologram, which made Russell stunned, and couldn't help asking: "I've only been here for more than 100 years, and the technology outside has developed like this?" ”
Even holographic technology has come out? Isn't that even more advanced than it was before He "crossed over"?
"It's not technology, it's a small skill I invented, but ......" Lynn said as if inspired by something, pinching her chin and saying, "What you said makes sense, maybe I should think about how to make this skill more popular......"
Since you want to support Lynn instead of steam machinery, of course, you also want to help this world point the technology tree, and in addition to the traditional technology, since it is in this extraordinary world, it is normal to point a little bit of the extraordinary technology tree, right?
Anyway, as far as Lynn knows, the Steam and Mechanical Church itself is a bit of a technology tree combined with the extraordinary, but it can't be popularized, and it belongs to the "exquisite toys" that can only be made and used in a high sequence.
But when Lynn helped the world to order the technology tree, he definitely couldn't be like the god of steam and machines, his ambition was not limited to steam technology, how could he push the world's technology to the level of the earth's civilization era, or even a little higher.
"It would be a good thing if your skill became popular...... Rosell smiled like a man knew something, but then he couldn't laugh because the text had already started to play in the hologram.
After the whole process of reading the diary was played, Russell covered his face with his hands like a deeply injured little animal, and said in a trembling voice:
"Bernadette must be tempted to kill me right now."