Chapter 455: Woo woo
Hu Jindao was angry, and he was about to reach out to untie his tongue, but suddenly saw that he was enveloped by a huge figure.
When I looked up, I saw that it was the bird fairy who showed its true body, and its incomparably large wings were almost several zhang long, almost able to block the entire palace road horizontally.
"Bird fairy?"
Hu Jindao was surprised, and was about to stand up and salute, and asked him to seek justice for himself.
But I saw that the bird fairy's gaze was very wrong, like a walking corpse that couldn't control its anger.
"Birdγγγγγγ Bird Fairy, what's wrong? β
Hu Jindao wanted to shout, but his tongue was knotted, and he remembered the rumors about the bird fairy.
I heard that the bird fairy has a strange temperament, and if he disagrees, he will make people angry, and the eunuchs of Dongchang have suffered from him.
"Isn't this a loss of mind after transformation?"
Hu Jindao was shocked in his heart, for fear of angering the bird fairy, so he could only slowly straighten up and move back little by little.
However, in the darkness, a huge claw stretched out and pinned him directly to the ground, unable to move at all.
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Hu Jindao was shocked and frightened, and he didn't know what the bird fairy wanted to do.
The next moment, I saw the bird fairy stride forward, took out a radish like a bird treasure from under the feather, and aimed it at his face.
Whewββ
The faucet-like fountain slammed Hu Jindao's body.
Hu Jindao didn't dare to come out, although he wanted to remind the bird fairy to pee yellow, but he was afraid of what the bird fairy would do to him, so he could only bear everything silently.
"Huh?"
"How does this smell familiar?"
Hu Jindao suddenly opened his eyes and opened his mouth in surprise.
It was at this moment that all the yellow liquid poured into his throat, and he lost consciousness again.
From the perspective of the bird fairy, he saw a group of female bodhisattvas who were as beautiful as flowers, kneeling in front of him, enjoying this heavenly rain.
Don't be too cool!
The sky lit up again.
In a certain palace road, the bird fairy, who had been a god all night, staggered to his feet, and his body changed back to its original size.
"Huh? How did I end up here? β
The bird fairy scratched his head, puzzled, and immediately looked at the shaking head.
"Good guy, this elixir really lives up to its name!"
At the same time, the bird fairy was also secretly glad that when the medicine was attacking, he did not climb over the wall and harass the ladies in the palace, otherwise, even if he was Hai Dafu's right-hand man, the bird treasure under his crotch would not be able to be saved.
But it's a pity that those female bodhisattvas last night, they drank happily, and their tongues would bend, you just say that the gods are not magical, right?
It turned out to be all hallucinationsγγγγγγ
Meanwhile.
In the palace road where the sneak attack took place last night, Hu Jindao, who was full of food and drink, finally opened his eyes again.
The first moment he pulled up his ankle-grabbing pants and covering the red marks on his two buttocks.
Hiccup β
I couldn't hold back my burp.
But immediately, Hu Jindao hid his face and became painful.
Last night, he was not only stolen, losing more than 2,000 taels of silver, but also being stolen with a stomach full of clear yellow liquid.
Afterwards, he was hung up and took off his pants, and he was taught a hard lesson on his buttocks, his mouth was forced to widen, and his throat and eyes felt a foreign body.
Thinking of this, Hu Jindao even had the heart to die, and he was so embarrassed!
Touching his hot ass, his heart burned with rage.
"It's all to blame on that dog, if it weren't for him, why would our family be here?"
"Hate, ahh!!h
Hu Jindao, who had his tongue straightened last night, was furious.
But when I thought about it, I realized that something was wrong.
After the bird fairy finished last night, it seemed that he left directly, and the claws that held him were loosened.
He immediately lost consciousness, but in a daze, he felt something crawling on his body.
So who is it that is being rude to him?
Thinking of this, a terrifying thought instantly crossed his mind.
Could it be that guy who went and came back?
Could it be γγγγγγ He's not a eunuch at all?
But Hu Jindao did not rush to conclusions.
As a senior eunuch, he naturally knows something about men.
Between people, there are very few differences.
What's more, at this age?
How could there be such a size?
Or is it γγγγγγ Did he borrow other tools?
Immediately, Hu Jindao glanced at the mace on the ground, shivered, didn't dare to think further, endured the pain in his toes, and limped away from this sad place.
However, as soon as he returned to Dongchang, he happened to meet Chen Xiangbei who was coming to him.
For a while, last night's experience came to my heart like a tide.
Disgrace!
What a shame!
Hu Jindao completely lost his mind and grabbed Chen Xiangbei's collar.
"Dog, you pay back our money!"
"Youγγγγγγ You still do that kind of thing to our family? β
Hu Jindao was so angry that he couldn't speak, and his whole body was trembling.
Chen Xiangbei frowned and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" We advise you to let go immediately, insulting your boss in Dongchang is a big crime, believe it or not, I'll put you in a dungeon to be sober and sober? β
Hearing this, Hu Jindao was unwilling, but he still let go of Jinjin's hand that was tugging on Chen Xiangbei's collar.
Chen Xiangbei sneered, took out two thousand taels of silver belonging to him in front of him, and sneered at his face.
"That's what you're talking about?"
Seeing his hard-earned money, Hu Jindao stretched out his hand to grab it.
Although Chen Xiangbei answered, the act of taking out the silver taels was equivalent to acquiescing in everything.
This also made Hu Jindao extremely ashamed.
Unexpectedly, Chen Xiangbei retracted his hand in a loud manner, and said with a mocking face: "What? Want to grab money? These two thousand taels were picked up by our family on the palace road last night! β
"Youγγγγγγ Despicable villain! Give me back! β
Hu Jindao was about to make a rough move.
Chen Xiangbei raised a foot and kicked him directly to the ground, and then laughed playfully: "What? Yours? Is your name on it? Or are there traces of you?
What if it's yours? Who made you lose it? If you find a treasure on the ground, ask the heavens and the earth if you want it! β
Hu Jindao's eyes were even bloodshot, and he stared at Chen Xiangbei fiercely.
But he knew that with his consul status, he couldn't fight this guy at all, so after getting up from the ground, he replied fiercely.
"Don't be too nervous, just wait, feng shui takes turns, mountains and rivers meet!"
After saying that, Hu Jindao turned around and left, twisting his stomach as if he was holding something under his crotch.
After coming to a no-man's corner, Hu Jindao couldn't hold back his tears.
It is said that killing is not separated from relatives.
Everyone is a colleague of Dongchang, can't you put forward any needs openly?
You don't look bad, maybe you're in a good mood, and you really agreed?
But whyγγγγγγ
Why wait for him to lose consciousnessγγγγγγ
Woooooooo