018 Pit Man!
There were many discussions among the people outside, and Zhang Han had no way of knowing.
When he entered the tent, he saw his new wife, Ye Likedun, with a wrinkled face, lying intently on the table in the middle of the tent studying a book.
From time to time, rub your face and scratch your head. The bangs in front of her were messed up by her.
Zhang Han Daqi! secretly said what the other party was doing, and was ready to step forward to tease the other party and tease this little girl.
Also Li Kedun didn't notice Zhang Han coming in because she was focusing on the content of the book, but the maid next to her, Hailancha, found Zhang Han.
Just as he was about to remind his princess, he swept to his colt and held out a finger to his lips and shook his head.
Seeing this, Hyland hurriedly swallowed the words that came to his mouth.
Immediately, the beautiful big eyes couldn't help rolling their eyes at Zhang Han, and hurriedly reached out and patted their full breasts to give themselves a good breath, almost... Didn't suffocate her.
Zhang Han saw Hailancha's smooth movements, and after making an apologetic expression at the other party with a smile, he immediately bent his waist and slowly moved in the direction of the master and servant.
In the process of moving, Zhang Han also minimized the contact area between the sole of the shoe and the carpet to ensure that the other party was not surprised by himself. In the end, it took a full minute for Zhang Han to finally move to the table.
And the maid Hailancha, who watched him behave like this, covered her mouth and snickered, and scanned back and forth between Zhang Han and his wife with big crooked eyes!
Sweet incense swirled up from the small open-cut stove on the table, and the dim lantern spread a warm glow around it. Two white fingers painted with red cardamom rubbed the white paper of the book vigorously. This action, combined with the frowning willow eyebrows of Ye Likedun, reflected the inner entanglement of the little woman at the moment.
Just when he was looking at it, he was fascinated.
"Brush... ~”
The books in front of him were quickly pulled away by a strong force, and Li Kedun was quickly awakened. Then he raised his smooth chin in astonishment and stared at the man in front of him in a daze.
A question mark in the head??
Sakura's lips were slightly open, and her ruby eyes were sparkling.
As if to say; What are you doing?
Zhang Han pretended not to look at the other party's expression. showed a serious look, while looking at the books in his hand, he squirted sounds;
"Let me see what the beautiful Lady Kedon is learning. Oh~?! "The Female Commandment"! ”
The words "Female Commandment" were deliberately accented by Zhang Han.
Glancing at Mrs. Slanted, Zhang Han began to read; "Weakness comes first. The ancients gave birth to a daughter for three days, lay under the bed, made bricks, and fasted. Lying under the bed, it is clear that he is weak, and the Lord is on duty. Fasting ......"
Zhang Han shook his head when he read it. While reading, I watched my wife's expression with my spare eyes.
Then he saw that his wife, who was stunned at first, frowned more and more fiercely as he read aloud, and the dissatisfaction in his eyes when he looked at Zhang Han was also accumulating rapidly.
Finally, Lycodon broke out completely. Like a vigorous female leopard, she flipped over with one hand on the table.
Then Zhang Han felt empty in his hands, and unconsciously raised his head and looked at his daughter-in-law with a stunned face.
What greeted him next was not his wife's smug smile, but a violent beating by Ye Lickton.
I saw that after Ye Li Kedun snatched the "Female Ring", he quickly rolled the book into a volume. immediately called towards Zhang Han's body~
While beating, Silver Tooth gritted angrily;
"Bad guy!!I don't know how worried people are about you, but when you come back, you know how to play tricks. Shoot you, kill you big badass!! ”
As he fought, tears flowed from his ruby eyes for some reason, and the movements in his hands stopped. Squatting on the ground, his little shoulders shrugged and sobbed.
"Woo ......"
At first, in the face of his wife's beating, Zhang Han could only protrude left and right. Then, before he could do anything, his wife began to cry.
What's the situation?
Then he remembered the complaint that his wife had spit out when she beat him, and hurriedly prepared to come forward to coax him.
People are worried about themselves, but they want to play tricks on others, and it is indeed a bit inappropriate to think about it. But I'm just joking, why are I still crying?
Although Zhang Han had always regarded Ye Li Kedun as a cute girl before, he seemed to have forgotten that girls of this age also have a very sensitive side.
Maybe it's his wife's usual optimism and liveliness that gave him this illusion.
Just when Zhang Han scratched his head in embarrassment and didn't know what to do, Hailan who was watching the play noticed that his master was crying angrily, how can this be done?
After glaring at Zhang Han without a fork, he hurriedly ran to Ye Likedun's side and whispered comfort. And Zhang Han, who was glared at by Hailancha, had to touch his nose stupidly. Then he slowly walked over to Lycodon and crouched down.
Perhaps sensing the movement around him, the cry that had just been coaxed by Hailancha became quieter, and his voice became louder in vain.
"Woohoo! Whining!! …”
Then Zhang Han saw that the little face with pear blossoms and rain secretly glanced at him from time to time.
Seeing that his usually cheerful and lively little wife was so aggrieved, Zhang Han's heart was so distressed. It was as if some kind of softness in the depths of my heart had been pricked by a needle.
I couldn't help but reach out and wipe the tears from my wife's face.
Turned his wife's little head to himself and helped the other party wipe away the tears. Zhang Han looked at the pair of rubies with his eyes, and said word by word;
"My love, my wife, I was wrong. I won't dare to mess with you in the future. After that, he pretended to reach out and fan his face.
It was also a moment of inner grievance before he did something to Zhang Han, but the sadness that poured out after venting made her sob.
To be honest, in fact, when Hailancha coaxed her, the energy in her heart passed. Zhang Han came to her side just now, and she deliberately amplified her crying, which was also the mentality of a little girl, and sent a signal to come and coax me, son.
I never thought that my husband would not only admit his mistake to himself, but also prepare to beat himself because he was upset. This......
At this time, Li Kedun couldn't help but think of the content of the "Female Commandment" that he saw today. hurriedly grabbed Zhang Han's hand and said hurriedly; "Don't! I'm also at fault, don't hit ....."
"Myself... Finish. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his body being taken forward, and then his whole body was held in his arms. There was still a big hand on his back that gently patted and comforted himself.
He also felt very happy in an instant.
Seeing that the little couple were reconciled, Hailancha turned around and walked out of the tent in a playful way, she didn't want to eat the dog food of the two. Since they got married, she has eaten enough dog food for this little couple.
Sometimes she really wonders if these two people were a happy couple in their previous lives. Not only did they have to be entrusted with life and death when they first met, but even after they got married, they were often noisy and noisy, but they were soon tired of being together.
"Is this what the forehead usually calls love?" Highland sometimes thinks this way in the dead of night, but only occasionally.
Because of the princess's daily life, she still needs to work on big and small things.
Hailancha's departure didn't seem to disturb the little couple in the slightest. After Zhang Han told a few jokes he had heard in his previous life, he finally made him laugh.
The little woman glanced at Zhang Handao;
"You've told this joke many times, okay, can you change it to something new?" As soon as he finished speaking, he burst out laughing again; "But to be honest, after listening to it so many times, it's still so funny! Giggles...."
"Have you said it many times? How I don't remember. After Zhang Han finished speaking, he immediately pretended to be puzzled, and his eyes seemed to be confused.
"It's a lot... Ah! ”
also Li Kedun slapped Zhang Han's hand angrily.; "It's so itchy! How do you do it every time? Although he said this, his voice was crisp and soft, as if he was angry.
"Don't like it?" Zhang Han was noncommittal and attached at will.
Stretching out his big hand again, every time he was tickled by this little goblin. But I didn't expect my hand to be knocked down by the other party again.
Zhang Han looked at his wife puzzled, isn't this usually the case? Unexpectedly, his wife's next words completely broke his defense!!
He also put his lips to Zhang Han's ear and asked; "Honestly, why did you sneak a look at Hailancha just now?"
"What?" Zhang Han was originally blown even more itchy by the heat in his wife's mouth, but his wife's words were like a basin of cold water poured on his head, directly turning the fire that had just ignited in his heart into powder.
To be honest, what Li Kedun said was right, Zhang Han did read it.
Hailancha can be singled out to serve the princess of Yelikedun, needless to say, she is the best choice. In addition, because the other party and his wife are often together, he and Zhang Han can be regarded as accompanying day and night.
As long as Zhang Han is a normal man, it would be strange if he didn't have any thoughts about Hailancha, a beautiful woman who often dangled in front of him.
But thinking about it, the meaning of Yue Lei Chi Zhang Hanke has never moved. If others are okay, what kind of ambiguity is there with Hailancha, who gets along with his wife day and night, isn't it looking for death?
Therefore, in order to take care of his wife's emotions, Zhang Han just inadvertently looked at Hailancha with appreciation. Unexpectedly, the little Jiujiu hidden in his heart was actually discovered by his wife.
How is this ,,, doing? It's urgent!
Men seem to have formed a consensus at the genetic level in this regard.
Confess leniently, and sit through the prison. Resist strictness and go home for the New Year.
Zhang Han also made what he thought was the most correct choice.
"Nope! You must have read it wrong. "It's a trifecta of denial...
Perhaps feeling that what he said was a little pale, Zhang Han once again cited the example; "You see, you two spend the longest time every day, and I don't even have a chance to think about it! Besides, I didn't even think about it that way. ”
Although Li Kedun also agrees with Zhang Han's statement, women sometimes just hold on to a point.
"Don't talk about these or not, let's talk about it, did you read it just now?"
Zhang Han's eyes rolled twice, and he said flatteringly; "Princess, look! Just at a glance!! Really, just at a glance ... My wife is really sharp-eyed, she ..... at a glance."
Before Zhang Han finished speaking, he was interrupted impatiently by Ye Li Kedun, only to see her ask Zhang Han with a curious look;
"Isn't it pretty?"
"Beautiful!" It's really good-looking, Hailancha's figure is quite wow, Zhang Han can't close his eyes and talk nonsense, so he has to reply helplessly.
"Do you want to...???" The magic voice of temptation was like the murmur of a hell demon, and a word made Zhang Han think about it, and the fire in his body seemed to be resurrected again.
But the next second he seemed to think of something, Zhang Han was a spirit, and hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand; "No, no, no, you're enough. It's true. The expression on the face is called a sincerity!
Hearing this, he suddenly showed a look of pity.
"Why wouldn't you want to? It's going to be tough. Sister Hailancha is almost twenty years old, and she has reached the age of marriage, and she originally wanted to give her to her husband, but never thought that you would not want to? After speaking, Li Kedun glanced at Zhang Han in disbelief.
"Ahh Zhang Han's eyes widened, thinking about his wife's sassy operation in disbelief, and he felt that his cerebral thrombosis instantly began to soar to the best, and his brain was dizzy. What a wickedness! This stinky mouth.
The heart roared loudly; Yes! Whoever he stepped on a horse did not want to be born by a eunuch!!
But since the words have been exported, it is difficult to recover, so we can only see if there is a chance in the future.
Therefore, when he sees the worried little wife in front of him now, there are two big words floating in his head;
"Pit man!"
“......”