Chapter 50: Ghost Tricks
The fat woman stepped forward and grabbed the three monkeys with bandages on their faces.
"Pi San Monkey, you lied to me!"
Pi San Monkey immediately raised his hand and kept waving to show his sincerity: "Sister Huang! You're mistaken, definitely misunderstood! I can't fool anyone! β
"What is my friendship with Brother Hong? What kind of friendship is it with you? β
"Can I lie to you?"
Sister Huang grabbed the three monkeys, like a wild boar holding down the monkey, and gritted her teeth: "If you don't lie to me!" How did our shop get into your hands! β
"You keep telling me that before Hong Jiangtao comes back, you will definitely take care of me and the child!"
"Now except for ...... Besides that, this shop is yours too, can you explain it? β
Pi San Monkey continued to dance and shouted, "Sister Huang! Sister Huang! β
"What do we have to say, okay? What are you doing, as if the two of us have a grudge! β
"Look at the wound on my head...... Have pity on me, let me take a breath and say a good word, okay? β
Under his continuous pleading, the fat woman finally suppressed a little anger.
"I'd like to see what you can explain to me!"
While speaking, he finally let go of the three monkeys.
"Well, Sister Huang, listen to me......" Pi San Monkey hurriedly bowed down and carefully flattered, "Let's go into the house and talk slowly!" β
As he spoke, one hand pointed to the door of Hong Jiangtao's shop, and the other hand put a ride on the fat Sister Huang's back, which seemed to lead the way, but it was really pressed on Sister Huang's back.
Sister Huang glared at him impatiently: "Take the dog's paw away for me!" β
Pi San Monkey hummed and laughed in his mouth, endured the pain in his face and mouth, and his ears were buzzing, but his palm not only did not take it away, but stabbed it, and slid from Sister Huang's broad back to her thick waist.
The two of them entered Hong Jiangtao's shop like two people.
"Huh?"
Wang Zhuyun, who witnessed all this, opened his lips slightly, let out an inexplicable question, and looked at Ji Yuanhai.
Pi San Monkey really didn't brag? Did he really sleep?
Before seeing Hong Jiangtao's daughter-in-law, Sister Huang, Wang Zhuyun felt that Hong Jiangtao must be very miserable, and his daughter-in-law was all wiped out by the three monkeys, and even the store was taken into the hands by the three monkeys.
Seeing this scene today, I only feel that Pi San Monkey is obscene and obscene, but in the face of such a fat waist woman, he is still fierce, it is really ...... Indescribable.
Ji Yuanhai watched Pi San Monkey being shaved half of his face and ears bleeding by himself, and his palm touched the waist of Hong Jiangtao's wife, and he was also shocked.
Did you really fall asleep?
This is something that ordinary people can't do, right?
In order to get Hong Jiangtao's shop, what this skin three monkeys did was really amazing.
However, when Ji Yuanhai thought about it, his heart sank - a rotten person like Pi San Monkey, who is as lustful as a ghost, even a person like Hong Jiangtao's wife, who has no appearance or figure, can do it, and now he has suffered such an injury and still does not change his heart, and he is really a lustful person that Ji Yuanhai has never seen before.
Such a person is a rotten life in itself.
He was diagonally opposite Fangcao Xuan, and he was really the most direct threat to Ji Yuanhai, Lu Heling, and Wang Zhuyun.
It's a pity that Ji Yuanhai has no direct relationship now, send this kind of rotten person to the police station, otherwise he must be arrested and let him go to prison to be at ease.
"Yuan Hai, what's wrong?"
Wang Zhuyun sensed Ji Yuanhai's thoughts and asked.
Ji Yuanhai replied: "It's okay, I just feel that this Pisan monkey is quite dangerous." β
"In any case, you and He Ling have to be careful, and you can't wander around the provincial capital without permission."
Wang Zhuyun nodded seriously: "I know, Yuan Hai." β
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"me!"
After entering the house, Sister Huang slapped the hands of the three monkeys and said impatiently: "Tell me, what the hell is going on......"
"What's going on with this...... Here's what it is......"
Pi San Monkey said as he became serious with Sister Huang.
Sister Huang frowned: "You said it!" β
"Don't treat me as a you've played, if you don't explain this matter today, I have to beat you up all over!!"
When Pi San Monkey heard this, his brain quickly turned around, and he even forgot about the pain and the buzzing in his ears - it's really hard to say if this old lady is going to coax her over today!
"Sister Huang, that's actually what happened."
"Didn't I say before, give me this shop, and I will definitely pay you how much money every month; At that time, of course, the shop will still be yours, that is, in my name, and you can ask for the shop back at any time...... It's only been a few days now, and it hasn't even opened yet, Sister Huang, why are you in a hurry? β
Sister Huang said angrily: "I'm making you confused!" β
"The two of us didn't have much friendship before, but you swore to me in your heart, saying that you would be good to me and the child in the future, so I tricked you into going to bed and bringing this shop to your name."
"Now I understand, except for the fact that you are engaged in women and money, none of the others are true!"
Pi San Monkey shouted aggrievedly: "Sister Huang, you have wronged me!" β
"If I don't hang these things under my name, I will come to some relevant department every day or two, apply for a business license, pay some taxes, why can't I come forward to you? How troublesome is that? β
"I didn't tell you clearly at the beginning, we just wanted to make it convenient, and there really nothing else!"
"That's not going to work, I'm not at ease!" Sister Huang's suspicion rose and she spoke.
When Pi San Monkey heard this, he couldn't help but pretend and sighed: "Sister Huang, you are like this, it makes me sad too much!" β
"Speaking of which, you just don't feel at ease and think I'm selfish."
"In that case, I have no other way but to invite you to come to the store and watch me."
Sister Huang was stunned: "You let me come?" β
"yes." Pi San Monkey said: "Isn't this matter because Sister Huang, you don't feel at ease with me?" If you come and see it with your own eyes, then you will know how I am absolutely not a second heart for you, and I am really good to you and the child! β
Sister Huang originally suspected that he was a liar, but now when she heard this, she was a little deflected.
"Are you really willing to let me come over and watch you open a shop?"
Pi San Monkey patted his chest: "Of course!" I'm not Hong Jiangtao, he hides all your money, and goes to raise broken shoes outside, so he doesn't dare to let you come, for fear that you will find out how much money she really makes. β
"I'm different, Sister Huang, I'm wholeheartedly devoted to you, as long as you want, you can come to check my accounts at any time and take all the money I earned."
Sister Huang grinned: "Really? β
"Really, it really can't be true, there's no lie at all!" Pi San Monkey said, "If I say a lie, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" β
Sister Huang immediately believed: "Then what are you doing this?" β
Pi San Monkey's hand thief stretched out: "Sister Huang, what do you say I wanted?" Isn't the picture just to be good to you, to be with you? β
After hearing this, Sister Huang was also overjoyed.
The two were about to get closer when Pi San Monkey covered his head and shouted, "It hurtsβit hurts me!" β
Sister Huang's interest just rose, and when she saw this scene, she knew that she would definitely not be able to do it today, so she immediately asked in annoyance: "Monkey, who beat you here?" Why is it so heavy? β
"You are also a popular character on the road, and you must not let people take revenge back?"
Pi San Monkey smiled bitterly in her heart: This stupid girl really believes what I said to her!
I have no place to tell anyone to go.
But he didn't say that, but said: "The one who beat me was stunned, and he was also mixed up on the road." I'll have to teach this person a lesson sooner or later, I have to make him cry one day and call me grandpa! β
"Well, that's, with your ability, of course, it's handy." Sister Huang said, "I'll come over tomorrow, whatever you want to eat, I'll cook and bring it to you." β
Pi San Monkey smiled: "If my face doesn't hurt, the one I want to eat the most is Sister Huang." β
Sister Huang was a little embarrassed: "Eat a fart!" β
"Hehe, I eat Sister Huang's fart too!" Pi San Monkey had no face and no skin to fumble around, but it made Sister Huang a little burned and hurriedly left.
After she left, Pi San Monkey spat out a mouthful of spit disdainfully: "Phew, an old pig, you still want to fight with me!" β
After spitting out this mouthful, the pain in his cheeks and mouth intensified, and Pi San Monkey suddenly remembered another person, Fangcao Xuan's Era Sea!
This stinky boy is really ruthless!
Yesterday, I just said "make a friend" to the three girls around him, and before I started to make a fuss, he slapped me like this.
Not to mention today, there was no compensation for a dime, and I was kicked out to face the tigress surnamed Huang.
If Lao Tzu hadn't ridden this tigress, it would not be easy to pass this level today!
He must not be spared!
The more Pi San Monkey thought about it, the more angry he became, and then he thought about it: The tigress surnamed Huang is stupid about everything else, and today this is really right.
Ji Yuanhai, this little bastard, is so energetic, I am definitely not an opponent when I fight alone, I really need to find someone.
Originally, when Lu Fugui was there, he really didn't call it a matter in this regard, and directly asked Lu Fugui to bring someone to him, beat Ji Yuanhai half to death, and by the way, he played with the three girls, and he was comfortable; Now Lu Fugui doesn't know what to do, so he hands over everything to a person named "Brother Yao".
Pi San Monkey is not too familiar with this Brother Yao, and he has met twice in total, and he always feels that this guy seems to have a feeling of "not taking human life seriously, nor taking his own life seriously", which makes him really feel a little hairy.
Thinking about it now, Pi San Monkey thought: Lu Fugui is not too ruthless in doing things, since this Brother Yao has a vicious appearance, maybe he can help me out of this breath.
Thinking of this, Pi San Monkey was also relieved.
It's also time to have a good talk with this Brother Yao and see how to make a fortune together.
By the way, and the short woman who led people to beat me before, Lao Tzu has to catch her, and it's better to kill her than to die!
When Pi San Monkey thought of this, he couldn't help it for a moment, so he hurriedly closed the door of the store and went to find Brother Yao.
Half an hour later, he met Brother Yao.
The clothes he wore were no longer the torn cotton jackets of winter, but his eyes were still so gray, like dead animals, completely devoid of energy.
"You're looking for something with me?" Brother Yao asked.
Pi San Monkey hurriedly bowed: "Yes, I have something to do with you, Brother Yao, do you want to get rich?" β
"Don't go around in circles, just talk about something." Brother Yao said.
"I have accepted Hong Jiangtao's shop now, we can find someone to pit and then extort money as before, what do you say?" Pi San Monkey looked at Brother Yao's appearance, and felt a little hairy in his heart, and he didn't dare to sell Guan Zi, so he quickly said what he thought in his heart.
Brother Yao shook his head: "It's not good, it's boring." β
"Collecting debts, beating people, and fighting can all find me, and the rest is boring."
Pi San Monkey persuaded: "Brother Yao, don't be in a hurry to refuse this matter, let me tell you, after those people are extorted money, there are many benefits, sometimes his daughter-in-law and daughter, we can taste it...... Hey, hey, how good do you think that? β
Brother Yao said coldly: "I'm not interested, you can go." β
Why aren't you interested? Are you a eunuch?
Pi San Monkey wanted to open his mouth to scold like this, but considering that Brother Yao seemed to be an unusual and fierce character, he decided not to say more.
"Since Brother Yao, you're not interested, then forget it." Pi San Monkey said, "I ask you to help tie up a few people, can you do it?" β
"Yes, a thousand dollars per person." Brother Yao said.
Pi San Monkey suddenly screamed: "Huh? A thousand! β
"Brother Yao, your price is too high, right? That's a thousand dollars! Do you know how much this can buy? β
"I promise to help you, and I'll leave you at your disposal." Brother Yao said indifferently, "You pay the money first, and I promise to get things done for you." β
"But it's too expensive...... Brother Yao, let's talk about the price, is it okay to have 500 yuan? Pi San Monkey said.
"Nope." Brother Yao said, "It must be a thousand yuan, and the money must be paid in advance." β
"I'll tie it up for you, you can do whatever you want."
"Shall I kill him?" Pi San Monkey asked angrily.
This is purely a pole raising, with his understanding of this kind of person, it seems that he can fight, but in fact he does not dare to touch too big a crime.
"Yes, I can help you finish it, and my subordinates can help you take the blame, and the money for the guilt will be counted separately."
Completely to Pi San's surprise, Brother Yao continued to speak indifferently, not taking killing seriously at all.
Pi San Monkey's body shook suddenly: "Brother Yao, is what you said true or false?" β
"Really."
Brother Yao said, without any ambiguity.
At this moment, Pi San Monkey finally understood that he really dared to kill......
Then, a terrible guess quickly rose from the mind.
Lu Fugui didn't know where he went, this Brother Yao came out, could it be that Lu Fugui didn't leave, but was killed by him?
What about Hong Jiangtao? Hong Jiangtao is also missing, and he was also killed?
The reason why Lu Fugui and Hong Jiangtao disappeared without any waves is entirely because the two of them are gray marginal characters who hate dogs, they disappeared, and no one called the police to report the case, thinking that they had another place to go.
I didn't think that it would be possible to be slaughtered.
After all, such a thing as killing people is also rare for them; Seeing that the wind is not right, it is their common skill to quickly slip away.
The more Pi San Monkey thought about it, the more scared he felt - this Brother Yao he came to find was just afraid that it was not a fight at all, but a person who could really kill!
"Brother Yao, I just want to ......"
Pi San Monkey originally wanted to explain, remembering that Ji Yuanhai and the dwarf women beat him, and remembering that he wanted to torture them fiercely, although he didn't want their lives, he would definitely not show mercy.
So, Pi San Monkey changed his words halfway: "I just want to torture them, and I don't have to kill people." β
"The price is the same, a thousand dollars a piece." Brother Yao said.
Pi San Monkey hesitated for a moment and stretched out two fingers: "Two ......"
"Yes."
Pi San Monkey suddenly remembered the girl with snow-white skin, arrogant expression, disgusted with herself for looking at her more, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and raised another finger.
"Three."
"Okay, five in total?" Brother Yao asked.
"No, no, no, there are only three in total." Pi San Monkey said.
Brother Yao nodded: "Yes, pay three thousand yuan first." β
Although Pi San Monkey was afraid of him in his heart, he still shook his head: "Brother Yao-this is three thousand yuan, don't say that I really don't have it now, even if I have it now, it is impossible to give it to you immediately." β
"If you ...... in case"
"It's not that I don't believe you, I mean in case, I pay all the money, and there is a mistake in other aspects, it will not be good."
Brother Yao stared at him: "Are you afraid that I will regret it?" β
"No, absolutely not...... I feel that the price of 3,000 yuan is indeed high, and we must be cautious. Pi San Monkey said, "I have no opinion on this price, but I can't pay it all at once, I can only pay a deposit." β
Brother Yao heard that he had agreed to this price, and said in a deep voice, "Two thousand." β
"Two hundred?" Pi San Monkey whispered.
Brother Yao stared at Pi San Monkey, a pair of dead fish eyes with murderous intent.
Pi San Monkey suddenly laughed dryly: "It's a little little...... That's a thousand? β
"Fifteen hundred." Brother Yao said, "Three people, each of them has a deposit of 500, and 500 is paid later." β
"That's right...... Not bad. After Pi San Monkey said, he looked at Brother Yao, "I'll go back to raise money, and when I have enough money, I'll come to you." β
Brother Yao nodded and motioned for him to go.
Pi San Monkey left in a hurry and ran all the way back to the shop.
Sitting in the shop, he couldn't breathe, his cheeks and mouth began to hurt again, and his ears were buzzing.
Hong Jiangtao will not come back!
Bacheng was killed by this surnamed Yao!
I'm going to have to ...... this thing Hey, no, I'm not a bad person, why should I tell the tigress surnamed Huang about this?
Hong Jiangtao died when he died, and I slept with peace of mind with his woman, and I was at ease with his things when I picked them up, which made me more comfortable.
Yes, that's it.
The next thing is to find a way to raise money, tie up the three of them in Ji Yuanhai, and let me take a bad breath!
(End of chapter)