Zhao Qing frowned tightly, nodded solemnly, and said secretly in his heart: "You must have secretly cut off my ass dozens of times in your heart!" It's a pity that your knife skills are too bad, and you may not be able to cut my ass after practicing for ten or eight years! ”

Bai Hanlu had already cut off Zhao Qingsong's ass hundreds of times at this time in his heart, and he secretly hated in his heart: "Okay, you Zhao Qingsong, take advantage of my unpreparedness and sneak attack my ass!" I also did the same with this knife, first deliberately did not cut your buttocks, and when you picked up the stick to defend, I cut your ass off with a knife, and ate it as a roast! In this way, I can dispel the hatred in my heart! ”

Thinking of it, he did it, Bai Hanlu measured the lancet in his hand back and forth several times, and quickly slashed a few times in the void, played a knife flower, and then slashed diagonally to Zhao Qingsong's left!

The speed of his knife was not very fast, and the left half of his body was exposed, obviously intentionally leading Zhao Qingsong to twist around and attack the left half of his body!

As long as Zhao Qingsong's body is twisted so slightly, he can cut off his ass with a single knife!

It's a pity - people are not as good as the sky, and the sky is not as good as the stupid!

Bai Hanlu's right hand lancet was swung out, and the left half of his body deliberately moved forward, Zhao Qingsong neither used a wooden stick to block the lancet, nor did he use a wooden stick to hit Bai Hanlu's left half of his body, only to see the wooden stick in his hand lightly circled in mid-air, making a strange 'woo woo' sound, and drew a trace of the afterimage of the long stick in mid-air, and the angle was extremely tricky towards Bai Hanlu's buttocks!

Where did Bai Hanlu expect that Zhao Qingsong's long stick would change like this?

He didn't make any dodge moves!

I only heard a loud 'pop' in the field, this sound was dull and very penetrating, mixed with an earth-shattering and extremely wild scream!

"Ahh Oh my cheeks! My gut! ”

Bai Hanlu couldn't even jump this time, and a lazy donkey rolled on the spot, covering his sinful two-petaled ass with both hands, and tears and snot were pouring out like a tide!

At this moment, Bai Hanlu had the illusion that he had soared to the sky!

He felt like he had flown into the clouds, and the ground was so soft and warm!

I can't feel my whole body anymore, and everything around me has become light!

This stick, he was hallucinated by Zhao Qingsong!

After a long while, as the pain of the buttocks that hurt into the bone marrow, the heart, and the pain was transmitted back to the brain, Bai Hanlu was pulled back to reality from the illusion!

What is the reality?

The reality is that the ass hurts!

People say that giving birth to a child is the limit of the pain that the human body can bear, Bai Hanlu as a man does not have the function of giving birth, but he feels that he has experienced the pain of giving birth!

Although in the end he could not have children!

Although it may be that the function has left him!

But he hurts!

Zhao Qingsong greeted with great concern: "Brother Bai? Brother White? Are you okay? I only used eight success forces this time! I'm mainly thinking that this wooden stick is too brittle, and it may not be able to withstand too much force, and I think that if I want to use the twelve successful powers, I will have to change to an iron rod......"

Bai Hanlu almost scolded, the sourness and pain in his heart couldn't be said in words, he didn't dare to face Zhao Qingsong with his face again, for fear that Zhao Qingsong would see the tears and snot on his face, he rolled into the distance, while trying to keep his voice not trembling: "No...... No problem! Next ...... It must be replaced with an iron bar...... I...... I'll go to Fang first...... Easy to ......"

The voice got farther and farther away, and Bai Hanlu rolled all the way over the col like an egg.

He said such kind words on his lips, but in his heart, he had already erupted hundreds of times at Zhao Qingsong's female relatives with all the dirty words he could say: "Okay, you turtle king son Zhao Qingsong, you dog offal...... Zhao Qingsong, the eighth son of the turtle king, almost broke your grandfather's ass with a wooden stick, and you still want to use an iron rod? Are you trying to kill me? You ......"

Watching Bai Hanlu roll and disappear into view in a very strange posture, Zhu Miaoying, who encountered this kind of strange thing for the first time, only felt that it was funny, funny and strange, she covered her little mouth and giggled on the side, pointed at Zhao Qingsong and said, "I think you seem to be a little bad?" You beat him like this with a stick, and if you changed it to an iron rod, would you not kill him? Will he really give you an iron rod? ”

Zhao Qingsong couldn't help laughing, and said meaningfully: "There will be no iron rods, not even wooden sticks, Bai Hanlu is proud, but he is not stupid, he should come to me again soon, but he will definitely not mention the matter of trying his hands again." ”

Zhu Miaoying nodded as if she didn't understand, and said, "I understand, the reason why you beat him on the ass is actually to tell him that he is far worse than your kung fu." ”

Zhao Qingsong patted Zhu Miaoying's head with appreciation, and said, "Miaoying, you have really grown up a lot since you left the palace!" I think if the two of us can escape safely, let's find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, build a few rooms, and live a small life for two people together, okay? ”

Zhu Miaoying looked at Zhao Qingsong for a moment with a pair of eyes like black jewels, smiled slightly, revealing a neat and white shell teeth, she played with Zhao Qingsong's cuffs a little twisted, lowered her head timidly and asked, "That...... Then we're going to have kids, aren't we? ”

Zhu Miaoying hadn't washed her face for many days, and her face was covered with dust, but from her red neck, Zhao Qingsong could see that she must have been very shy when she asked this!

He couldn't help but grin, deliberately teasing her: "No, if we keep doing this, we will stay together for the rest of our lives, I will become an old man, you will become an old lady, and you will not have children." ”

Zhu Miaoying's eyes widened, like a curious little bird, her cute little nose wrinkled slightly, and she said a little anxiously: "Why?" Why don't you have children? You're lying to me, aren't you? I've heard the palace maid say that when a man and a woman are together, they will have children? The emperor has a lot of concubines, and those concubines have given birth to children? Some of them have even given birth to several! Look at me, wasn't it born by the imperial concubine? ”

Zhao Qingsong gently pinched her cute little nose, looked at her ruddy cherry mouth, and chuckled: "That palace maid is lying to you!" If a man and a woman want to have a child, they also need to do a mysterious ritual together, and only after that ritual can a woman give birth to a child! ”

Zhu Miaoying was completely aroused, her eyes widened, and she asked, "In that case, you know about that mysterious ritual, right?" Can you tell me how to do that ritual? When the time comes, let's do it together, and that's it, right? ”

Zhao Qingsong said mysteriously: "I probably know about that ceremony, but this is a huge secret, I can't say it out loud, if it is heard by others, it won't work, you put your ears over, and I will tell you secretly." ”

Zhu Miaoying turned into a curious baby, hurriedly put her ear to Zhao Qingsong's mouth, and whispered, "Okay, just tell me in a low voice." ”

Zhao Qingsong suddenly held her face, and a deep kiss was imprinted on Zhu Miaoying's mischievous and ruddy cherry lips.

Zhu Miaoying didn't understand what was going on at all, her big eyes like a lake flickered, a little ignorant, a little flustered, and a little intoxicated.

After a long kiss, the last few autumn cicadas are still chirping on the surrounding poplar trees, the autumn wind is blowing, and the golden leaves are scattered.

Zhu Miaoying only felt a wave of shame surging from the bottom of her heart, surging all over her body in an instant.

She felt that her body had become a little strange, and she had a fever all over her body.

She pushed away Zhu Qingsong, who was getting deeper and deeper, wiped her lips and said, "You...... What did you do? ”

Zhao Qingsong saw Zhu Miaoying's face, which was almost dripping blood at this time, and felt even more funny, put his hand to his mouth, and coaxed her in a low voice: "I just kissed your mouth, and I did the ritual, and now that the ritual has been completed, you already have a baby in your belly!" ”