Chapter 115: We Have a Daughter Too
Father-in-law?father-in-law?father-in-law?
The moment he heard this, Mr. Des suddenly turned into a fountain, and a mouthful of coffee was sprayed all over the face of the dead fat man, and on the other party's face, a large group of booksellers looked at each other in amazement, and wondered if there was something wrong with their ears.
Wait, wait, did we hear it wrong, what did this shabby dead fat man say just now, he is actually Mr. Lin's...... Uh, father-in-law?
What's the problem? The fat man raised his head with a triumphant face, and patted his chest proudly in the shy eyes of the three beautiful daughters behind him: "Hear me clearly, my name is Cohen, from the distant Rhode Island, I met Lin half a year ago, and I am honored to be his father-in-law!"
Well, the only person who can be shameless enough to do this kind of Cheng dΓΉ is indeed the only Mr. Cohen who sold totems together in the first place!
A large group of booksellers stared at the smug dead fat man in front of them in disbelief, and couldn't help but turn their heads, looked at the three beautiful little girls with blushing faces behind them, and finally couldn't help but stammer: "What, Your Excellency, which of your daughters is Mr. Lin's ......?"
"What, it's all!" Mr. Cohen waved his hand and pulled all three daughters over, even shameless enough to let go of the youngest one, "I'm afraid, I was very optimistic about Lin's potential at the beginning, so I wisely married all three daughters to him, and it turns out that I am really very discerning." β
Looking at the three delicate and beautiful little girls, especially the little Lori who was still biting her fingers, a large group of booksellers couldn't help but roll their eyes desperately, shameless, shameless, in order to make a fortune and make a lot of money, they gave their three daughters in one go...... Beast, beast, woo woo. We want to be beasts, too!
"There's no chance, you don't have a chance. Mr. Cohen laughed so hard that his sockets came out, "Hmph, do you think, my dear son-in-law, will you give me these books, or will I give them to you...... Dear Lin, you're finally here!"
A few seconds later, when he saw Lin Taiping walking down from the upper floor, Mr. Cohen suddenly trembled with excitement. With that kind of agility that is completely incommensurate with his body shape, he rushed up frantically with his three daughters, and he came directly with a big bear hug, almost breaking Lin Taiping's ribs.
"Ah, Ah, we just haven't seen each other for half a year. Lin Taiping almost didn't catch his breath, and turned his head to look at Mr. Cohen's three daughters with a smile, "Hi, dear young ladies." I haven't seen you for half a year, and you seem to be more beautiful. β
Seeing the Ruyi Langjun in her dreams, the three beautiful little girls were all flushed, and they were too shy to know what to say. Only the youngest Jenny blinked her big eyes and asked curiously, "Brother, which prince did Princess Ziwei end up with?"
"Well, Jenny, who do you want her to be with? Who will I let her be with, do you want to marry His Majesty the Emperor simply?" Lin Taiping simply deceived the dead and did not pay for his life, and then looked at those booksellers with a smile on his face. "So, since the gentlemen are already here, would you like to visit my publishing house?"
A large group of booksellers waited for this sentence, and immediately nodded desperately, scrambling to follow, Mr. Cohen relied on his status as a "quasi-father-in-law", of course, to seize the most advantageous position, closely following behind Lin Taiping.
Walking through the long corridor, they walked to the back of the evening office, where Mr. Cohen recounted his own experience in the past six months while selling his daughter, and in his own words, his totem business had not been done since the Minotaurs left Rhode Island, and the hurricane of the ocean-going trade was a tragic word.
"Woo woo, dear Lin, for the sake of our past friendship, you must help me. Pulling the corner of Lin Taiping's clothes tightly, Mr. Cohen couldn't help but burst into tears, "What, I don't ask for too much, as long as you are willing to hand over the copyright of a few best-selling books to me...... Huh?"
As he said this, as soon as he walked out of the corridor, a large group of booksellers, including Mr. Cohen, suddenly stopped involuntarily, and gasped in disbelief.
In the middle of the backyard of the evening newspaper, a huge black metal puppet was rumbling and printing frantically, and the paper full of words sprayed out from the exit, sprinkled all over the ground, and several booksellers casually caught the floating paper, just glanced at the words on it that had not yet dried, and there was a dizzy feeling of being hit by a gold coin.
This is...... This is...... The gods are above, this is the second part of "Princess Huanzhu", I don't know how many female readers outside are looking for grievances, but in this hall, these papers, which can bring at least tens of thousands of gold coin profits, are sprayed out as if they don't want money, and are ruthlessly trampled under the feet of people.
"Lin, I want this, I want this. Mr. Cohen's face flushed with excitement, and he had the urge to crash to death on the metal puppet if you didn't give me this, "Woo woo, for the sake of my three daughters, you must give this to me, how about a dowry?"
Why, why, a large group of booksellers were immediately angry, damn dead fatty, is it only you who have a daughter, and we also have a daughter, as long as Lin is willing to give up the copyright of this book, you can go to our house at any time to pick a daughter, and take it away at will, and we also give a large dowry.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, it's just a pre-dinner dessert. Lin Taiping walked forward with a smile and opened a closed door, "Then, please follow me, you will see ...... next"
What did he see? Without any further introduction, a large group of booksellers eagerly followed, and after only a few seconds, when they saw the scene in the room, they suddenly couldn't help but lighten their steps, and even their breathing became slight.
In this room covered with paper, the beautiful red-haired beauty was lying in front of the table, racking her brains to create a new book, although the posture of holding the pen was a little clumsy, although she often wrote and wrote so mad that she wanted to bombard people with magic crystals, but she still persevered with sweat, and wrote thousands of words in less than a moment.
"This young lady is ......" A large group of booksellers looked at each other, and suddenly someone exclaimed with admiration on their faces, "Ahhhh β
In an instant, a large group of booksellers suddenly rushed forward excitedly, asking for autographs, pulling relationships, and some people carefully picked up a few manuscripts, looked at the title of the book curiously, and then immediately trembled with excitement: "Don't let your child lose at the starting line?
"Shhhh......h Hey, hey, hey, I've said it all, don't interrupt me!"
That's it, yes, Ye Song, who is also working in her head, also rolled her eyes impatiently, since the first two fashion books were a big hit, she is now threatened by a large number of readers' letters, and has to continue her painful creation, this new work is called "How to Capture a Man's Heart", mainly about how to show feminine charm and make all men become ministers under the skirt.
On the small table next to the night song, Tulu is munching on the roast leg of lamb with a mouth full of oil, while creating his own new work, but this time it is not a successful workplace survival, but a book about food health, the title of the book is Lin Taiping for it, it is so domineering that it makes people cry - "Easy to eat until 90 years old, from the way of health preservation inherited for thousands of years".
It's all money! A large group of booksellers saw that these new books were no longer books, but glittering gold leaves, and Christine was not the author, but the messenger of the goddess of wealth, who could bring a rain of gold coins with a wave of her hand.
Unfortunately, despite the booksellers' efforts to get close, Christine and Nightsong were not even interested in looking up and taking a closer look, except for Torou who took time out of his busy schedule to say that he had been getting tired of roast lamb shanks lately, and that if he could eat roast whales, it might help to increase his inspiration.
No problem, no problem at all, as long as you can sell us the copyright of this health book, not to mention a roasted whale, even if it is a roasted dragon, there is no problem!
A large group of booksellers immediately slapped their chests, and Mr. Cohen did not hold on to Lin Taiping tightly this time, but directly pushed his three daughters up, and all of them pushed Lin Taiping into his arms: "Woo woo, dear Lin, I want these three new books, one daughter for one, what do you think, or two for one!"
Shameless, shameless, a large group of booksellers gritted their teeth with hatred, and their eyes were about to burst into flames, and the most famous bookseller, Mr. Dees, simply said viciously: "Damn it! Dear Lin, give me a little time, I will write back, and let all six daughters come by boat, even bring the dowry, whatever you choose!"
That's right, we also have daughters, many, many daughters, all types!
A large group of booksellers all raised their hands desperately, three layers inside and three layers outside Lin Taiping, as if they were not here to discuss business, but to promote their daughter, Mr. Cohen was so angry with hatred that he couldn't help but roar again and again: "Bastards! You bastards, you bastards, you know what it means to come first and come first...... Huh, where are you going?"
"I was so touched that I was going to cry for half an hour. Lin Taiping couldn't help but wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Imagining the terrible scene of marrying dozens of wives in one go, and suddenly having dozens of more fathers-in-law, he was very moved and moved to take a few steps forward, and then held a very inconspicuous doorknob-
"Well, to thank you for your kindness, I'm going to show you...... This!" (to be continued......)