Seeing his companion's reminder, Humpty Dumpty didn't dare to be careless, and after nodding his head in agreement, he said to the tall and thin man, "Okay, let's do it when we have the opportunity!" ”

Seeing that Zhang Kemei was drunk like mud, Wang Yu also wanted to get out as soon as possible, take Zhang Kexin home as soon as possible, sober her up, and didn't want to entangle with these two people anymore.

"Boy, count yourself lucky, uncle, I'm in a good mood today, although you have ruined Lao Tzu's good deeds, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, but you have to promise me a condition, otherwise, none of you want to leave, hum."

"Big brother, why have you changed your hexagram," the tall and thin man saw that Humpty Dumpty wanted to cause trouble again, and hurriedly whispered, "Big brother, I think it's better to go!" ”

"Go, it's natural, that can't be cheap, this kid has to be compensated, or why should the two of us go there in a while?" Humpty Dumpty patted the tall and thin man on the shoulder, and asked with a smile, "What do you mean, big brother, you still don't understand?" ”

"You're trying to rip him off for some money, and then we'll go somewhere else?" The tall thin man asked tentatively in a low voice.

"Clever," Humpty Dumpty saw that his companion immediately understood what he meant, and patted him on the shoulder again, the tall and thin man didn't expect Humpty Dumpty to exert so much force, and he sat paralyzed on the ground all of a sudden.

"Boy, see it, I'm not a vegetarian, I don't have those two hits, and I won't come out to mix." Humpty Dumpty said as he pulled up the tall and thin man, "Brother, you're tired." After speaking, he looked at Wang Yu with a sneer, waiting for his reaction.

Wang Yu knew that Humpty Dumpty was training his companions to show himself, and wanted to let himself know that he was not without strength, and giving him this dismount was nothing more than to give himself courage, so that after he was deterred, he could accept their conditions happily.

"Boy, you molested my sister in public, I wanted to let you go, after all, Kemei was drunk, maybe she was in a bad mood, invited you to drink together, borrowed wine to kill your sorrows, I didn't think of your dirty heart, you are good, and you want to blackmail Lao Tzu, then I want to see what evil intentions you harbor."

Thinking of this, Wang Yu also responded with a sneer, "It's you who are unreasonable first, and you dare to put forward conditions without shame, I advise you to leave quickly, otherwise I won't be so good at talking." ”

"Boy, since this woman is your sister-in-law, she fell out of love just now, crying and making trouble, shouting that we want to accompany her to drink to relieve boredom, delaying us a lot of work, you have to compensate us a little, this request is not too much."

"How much do you want?" Wang Yu listened, it was almost the same as he imagined, it was indeed Zhang Kemei who fell out of love, drank too much, lost her mind, and attracted a pervert.

"Two thousand, a lot of money, otherwise, let's take this Nizi away and let her make money for us!" Humpty Dumpty finished speaking, and smirked.

"I think you are crazy about money, and you have found the wrong person," Wang Yu saw his lion open his mouth and despised them, "Even if she falls out of love and beckons you to come for a drink, you can completely ignore it, you do this with bad intentions, so let's do it, I admit the money you drank and ate barbecue with her just now," Wang Yu finished speaking, and asked the boss how much it cost, the boss took their bill, calculated it for a while, and said with an ugly face, "Guest officer, a total of 499 yuan." After speaking, I have to show Wang Yu the bill.

"No need, boss, I believe you," After speaking, Wang Yu took out five hundred yuan from his wallet and said to the boss, "No need to look for it." ”

"A soldier who surrenders without a fight is the best policy," Wang Yu suddenly remembered the strategy of "Sun Tzu's Art of War", and summed it up in his heart, "Fat boy, didn't you show me your infinite strength just now?" I'll also show you a trick to let you know that I'm not a vegetarian either. ”

"Boss, can you borrow an empty beer bottle and use it?"

"Guest officer, don't say one, even three or five are not a problem," the boss admired Wang Yu's behavior of checking out the bill for the woman and tall man who was spending in his stall just now, Wang Yu made this request, for him, it was simply not worth mentioning.

Wang Yu took out an empty bottle from the stall owner's empty beer box, shook it in front of the two, and then with great luck, he pinched the beer bottle, and the beer bottle immediately became broken, he opened his five fingers, flicked it lightly, and the bottle like sand fell to the ground.

The stall owner was stunned and praised again and again, "The guest officer is very skilled." ”

The tall and thin man was stunned, his legs trembled involuntarily, looked at the short and fat man, and pleaded in a low voice, "Big brother, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, let's leave quickly!" ”

"Let's see," Wang Yu's actions just now, Humpty Dumpty was scared and anxious, and secretly rejoiced, "Fortunately, I didn't do it, otherwise I would have been crippled today." ”

But on the surface, he didn't want to admit defeat, and when he fled with his tail between his legs, he didn't forget to leave a cruel word.

The two gangsters left, and the surrounding people surrounded Wang Yu, and they all stretched out their thumbs, praised him for being amazing, and drove away the two gangsters.

"Guest officer, I'm relieved today, if it weren't for you, I would have eaten barbecue today and let those two eat for nothing." The stall owner thanked Wang Yu again and again, and said to Wang Yu that he hoped that he would patronize his stall every once in a while, and he was willing to give Wang Yu a 20% discount.

"Do you want me to be your bodyguard?"

"Hehe, that's not all the meaning, the key is that you are a bold person, I respect you." The stall owner saw that Wang Yu spoke very directly, and he was still secretive in his speech.

"Okay, thanks to your affordability, I will definitely bring my friends to your stall when I have the opportunity in the future." Wang Yu saw that the stall owner was gracious, and he also coped with it against his will.

"This is my understanding, welcome to come again next time," the stall owner thought Wang Yu agreed, and put his business card respectfully on the ground.

Wang Yu took the boss's business card, glanced at it, and saw that the boss's surname was Wei, and looked at him carefully, he was in his forties, not fat or thin, and he was very capable.

"Thank you," Wang Yu finished speaking, and helped Zhang Kemei to get up and leave, just less than ten steps, Zhang Kemei was blown by the cold wind, her heart burned uncomfortably, her feet were sore, and her legs were weak.

Seeing this, Wang Yu hurriedly hugged her, tried to squat down, and propped her up, who knew that Zhang Kexin didn't hold back, and spit out Wang Yu's neck, the smell was smoky, and people were disgusted when they saw it.

"This Nizi, why did you drink so much wine today, it's really a joke about your health, it's a big deal to find another one if you fall out of love, why bother yourself like this?"

Looking at Zhang Kexin's sleeping face, haggard eyes, and pale cheeks, Wang Yu felt sorry for her, and also felt sorry for the boyfriend who cheated on her, "You don't want such a good woman, what else are you looking for?" ”

In addition to sighing, Wang Yu laughed at himself for worrying about the sky, and scolded himself in his heart, "You are beautiful to laugh, don't you want to come to eat and drink and use wine to kill your sorrows?" It's time to remind you that borrowing alcohol to kill your sorrows and sorrows will not only hurt your body, but also make you numb and degenerate, and there will be no benefit. ”

He turned over and hurried back to the original stall owner's stall to explain his intention, and the stall owner saw him embarrassed, and immediately understood what he meant, "Just take it, how much do you need?" ”

"Thank you for your forgiveness," Wang Yu was embarrassed to take two packs of tissues, avoided the crowd, and quickly wiped the wine that Zhang Kemei spit on her neck, and then wiped her mouth for her.

After Zhang Kemei vomited, she was no longer uncomfortable, and when she saw someone wiping the corners of her mouth for her, she opened her eyes and saw that it was Wang Yu, and she cried even more sadly, "Brother-in-law, I feel uncomfortable, I still have to drink, I want to get drunk and rest, so that Yang Tianliang regrets it." ”