Chapter 164: A Desolate Ancient Behemoth Weighing Half a Ton
The cook in the Hou Mansion has been very tired lately.
Mu Ying's weapon is a drum urn golden hammer, and what binds the hammer is not only strength, but also food.
It may not be invincible with a drum urn and a golden hammer, but the strength must be very strong, and the amount of food must be very large.
The chefs of the Hou Mansion have long been accustomed to this, and they know what Hou Ye likes to eat, so they can prepare in advance, but recently there have been a few big-bellied men who can eat at the same table.
Not to mention anything else, just Mu Ying, Shen Lian, and Tang Zhuquan have three big bellies, and one table of dishes is not enough.
If you add the accompanying meals, you should eat at least three tables of dishes at each meal, plus four buckets of rice.
Mu Ying Shen Lian Tang Zhuquan, one bucket per person, and another bucket for others, just enough to eat a fine light.
Shen Lian and Tang Zhuquan competed to eat, wine and meat were like flowing water in the Yangtze River, and when they entered the Five Organs Temple of the two, Mu Ying was inspired to be heroic, which can be described as an old man talking about juvenile madness.
The dinner table was full of the sound of chewing, as if there were 3,000 locusts gnawing together, crunching, making people feel a little sour, but not gloomy.
Not only is it not cold, but it is very hot.
Enthusiasm is like fire, and it is in full swing.
But just dozens of miles away, in a luxuriously decorated house, the chewing sound that erupted was like a ghost at midnight, as if a demon king was knocking on the bones and sucking the marrow.
It's really knocking on the bone and sucking the marrow.
One by one, the fragrant fat fried chicken was sent into the mouth of the fat blood basin, and in three bites, a fried chicken was swallowed into the abdomen with a belt and bones.
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch......
The room was filled with the sound of chewing chicken bones.
The ghost-like sound is made by a group of extremely fat women, and generally speaking, words such as "plump" should be used to describe a woman with a large figure.
These women can only be described as fat.
Because the thinnest of them is also twenty or thirty pounds heavier than Tang Zhuquan, and the fattest one is like an elephant, and at a glance, it is full of fat.
Happy Female Bodhisattva!
The godmother of the Five Poison Boys.
There were three tables beside the Bodhisattva, full of wine and food, and five or six handsome men dressed in colorful clothes gathered around her.
Some of these men are knocking her legs, some are beating her back, some are fanning her, and some are holding golden cups in their hands and feeding her wine.
That cup was comparable to a toilet, and it was full of thirty-year-old Xifeng wine, weighing at least fifty or sixty pounds.
The man who raised the glass did not show any tiredness, as if he was not holding a huge gold cup, but an ordinary wine glass, which shows that his martial arts are quite good.
When normal people see this kind of scene, they are afraid that they will be disgusted and unable to eat, even if it is Shen Lian, when he sees the Bodhisattva of Great Joy, he will be disgusted to eat vegetarian for three or five days.
It's so fat!
It's so greasy!
I'm afraid it weighs half a ton, right?
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy was born with a wide skeleton, and she was fat at a young age, and was ridiculed by the people around her.
Over time, his heart was distorted, coupled with the cultivation of the secret methods of the Demon Sect, his body became fatter and fatter, and his heart became more and more distorted, crazy, and crazy.
If someone uses a method such as the Soul Shifting Dafa or the Soul Searching Dafa on her, it will definitely not have any effect, and she is completely immune to the spiritual method.
There may be people who can control mad madmen, but they can never control mad people who are both insane and sensible.
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy belongs to the latter category.
Her madness comes from her size, but elsewhere it is very normal, even far smarter than ordinary people, and most of the consequences of those who deceive her will be miserable.
The female, the old, the crippled, and the ugly, all of which are killed, leaving only the little white-faced handsome men, taming them into male pets, and then bombarding them into meat sauce when they are tired of playing.
Any idea what this means?
It shows that the aesthetics of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva are normal.
At least for men's aesthetics is normal, she knows what is handsome and what is ugly, but at the same time, she really thinks that fat women are the most beautiful.
It's normal, it's not normal.
This kind of talent is the most terrifying.
Because her heart is almost unfathomable.
Even a character like Liu Suifeng, when she saw the happy female Bodhisattva who was chewing chicken bones, she also felt a little retching in her heart, and she couldn't eat for the next three days.
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy snorted coldly, "What are you doing with me?" Do you want to compensate my godson? I don't like your little white face, most of them are useless. ”
As she spoke, the Bodhisattva of Great Joy snorted and spit out seven or eight pieces of saliva-stained fried chicken and minced meat.
Those male pets hurriedly rushed up, scrambling for the minced meat that was spitting out, and even fought for it, Liu Suifeng looked more and more disgusted, and even wanted to vomit.
"I'm here to talk to you about the conditions, not to talk nonsense with you, Dahuanxi Female Bodhisattva, I seriously advise you, you have to be respectful to me."
Liu squeezed a few words out of his teeth with the wind.
If the Bodhisattva dares to disgust him again, he doesn't mind killing everyone here.
Liu Suifeng has this ability.
When he wants to kill someone, even if the target is the Shaolin abbot, he can easily kill him.
The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva is very difficult to entangle, her fat body is the best defense, thick fat, can block the knife and slash the sword, and can also defend against poisonous insects and poisonous beasts.
Someone once beat her with a poison-quenching secret weapon, and the Bodhisattva of Great Joy scratched with a cruel smile, grabbed a large piece of fat, and dug out the poisoned part directly.
Then, that person experienced the most miserable and dark three years of his life, and when he died, he had been squeezed into a human being, and he would regret it in the next life.
The Bodhisattva is also proficient in the secret art of the Demon Sect "Iron Chewing Dafa", which can quench the teeth, chew steel as sugarcane, and use the energy of gold and iron to quench its own internal organs, so that the internal organs become stronger and stronger.
This monster with a body as fat as a pig is actually very healthy, and if she is beaten by a cow across the mountain and shakes her internal organs, she can easily defend against it.
There is fat on the outside, quenching the body on the inside, and the unique mental method of integrating the inside and the outside makes her very difficult to deal with.
But what about that?
No matter how difficult it is to deal with, is she comparable to the abbot of Shaolin? Is she worthy of the head of Wudang?
Liu Suifeng wants to kill the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, and he can kill her at any time, but this monster has a lot of use value, and it is too wasteful to kill it directly.
"I'll say it again, I'm here to negotiate terms with you, not to see you domesticate male pets!"
A trace of murderous intent flashed in Liu Suifeng's eyes.
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy snorted, and instead of continuing to do disgusting things, she raised the elephant's leg and kicked the man next to her three or four feet away.
"What's the matter?"
"Kill someone."
"Who?"
"The Sun and Moon God Cult, the East is undefeated."
"I can't go up Blackwood Cliffs."
"Someone will send you up, and someone will help you carry out the assassination, you just have to kill someone."
"I can't beat the East undefeated."
"So you have to go and rescue a helper first, and someone will tell you the specific task, and in about three quarters of an hour, that person will come to you for help."
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy snorted coldly: "It's not you who made the deal with me, it's that person, right?" ”
Liu Suifeng nodded: "I'm just facilitating your cooperation, you can accept all the things she gives you, and what I give you can be regarded as an additional gift, and it can also be regarded as compensation." ”
"What price can you pay?"
"This is my undercover agent in the Western Regions Demon Sect, and I stole the wonderful magic skill, the ultimate secret technique of the Demon Gate."
Liu Suifeng threw a scroll of cheats over.
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy took the cheats, and her eyes were squeezed into two lines by the fat, and they were wider than eggs.
"Divine Sword Turns Blood, Demon Blood Dafa"
This is one of the strongest magic skills of the Demon Sect, not to form a blood-colored sword with internal strength, nor to dissolve all the blood of the other party, let alone to practice martial arts with blood.
This mental method first hurts oneself and then the enemy, and a knife on one's body inflicts a knife on oneself, bursting out of highly poisonous demon blood, and the enemy will suffer as long as he gets a drop of it.
If you practice to the extreme, you can even use the enemy's strength to damage yourself, and then spit out demon blood to consume your life force against the enemy.
Ordinary people may not be able to consume it, but the desolate beast of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, even if it is consumed by five or six masters at the same time, it can consume the other party alive.
The last thing she fears is getting hurt!
Looking at the cheats sent by Liu Suifeng, the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva sneered: "It's really a good skill, as a disciple of the Holy Sect, I can't get this mastery, you just send a few undercover agents to get the whole cheats." ”
Liu Suifeng said seriously: "In order to let him lurk for a long time, I have sent sixty-four different cannon fodder to accumulate a huge amount of credit for him, and the gold and silver spent before and after are about one million taels. ”
"What a big deal! Liu Suifeng, you can place an undercover agent in the Holy Sect's main altar, and of course you can also place an undercover agent in the Great Huanxi Palace, who are you planting? ”
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy reacted very quickly.
She seems to be full of brains, but in fact, due to her extremely distorted heart, she has greatly developed her IQ.
Before Liu Suifeng's words fell, she knew the meaning of Liu Suifeng's words, and added three points of jealousy to Liu Suifeng.
"I won't make a move on my collaborators, otherwise no one will cooperate with us, and at that time, no matter how powerful the Power Gang is, it will be destroyed!"
"Do you think I'll believe you?"
"All I gave you are benefits, you didn't suffer any losses, the promises you made are all false, and the benefits you send to you are the real sincerity."
"I choose to trust you for the time being."
"It's the right choice for you."
Liu turned around and left with the wind, exposing his back to the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva defenselessly, not worrying about being attacked at all, because the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva did not dare.
In that round of dialogue, Liu Suifeng had already planted the seeds of fear in the heart of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva.
People who have fear in their hearts will definitely have more or less flaws when they shoot, and for a master of Liu Suifeng's level, a slight flaw can kill him.
The great joy of the female Bodhisattva did not make a move, but put away the cheats, and after a while, a stunning beauty arrived here, not another, it was Ren Yingying.
Through the information given by Liu Suifeng, Ren Yingying knew that Ren Wuxing was locked up in West Lake Meizhuang, and she needed to find a strong helper to rescue her father first.
In Ren Yingying's heart, her father is a heroic man with martial arts, heroic spirit, and deep righteousness, as long as he rescues his father, he will definitely be able to kill Dongfang undefeated.
This thinking cannot be said to be wrong.
If Shen Lian is allowed to judge, Shen Lian raised his hands and feet to support Ren Yingying's thoughts, wholeheartedly believing that her thoughts were correct, because this was the real idea.
This is Ren Yingying's heartfelt thoughts.
Ren Yingying sincerely agrees with this idea.
When Ren Yingying was imprisoned in the dungeon, Ren Yingying was only six years old, what does a six-year-old child know?
Let me be vicious, cunning and cunning, ruthless and black-hearted in the vulva, talk about people when I see people, talk nonsense when I see ghosts, and when I am at home, I will definitely be a loving father.
He's a face-saving man after all!
It is impossible to show majesty to a six-year-old.
In other words, he will not show his sinister side to his daughter, but will respond to his daughter's needs, and satisfy his vanity through his daughter's praise.
The memories of a six-year-old will become more and more blurry and distorted as time passes.
It's like idolatry, which is no longer a real person, but a fantastical perfect father.
The advantage is that you will get temporary psychological comfort, and the disadvantage is that when the idol collapses, even if the other party is your own father, you will feel like the sky is thundering.
The more true the faith, the deeper the wound.
Ren Yingying is now in the previous stage, so she is willing to pay any price to save Ren Yingying.
She can't find Feng Siniang, because there is a Shen Lian by Feng Siniang's side, let Shen Lian save people, Shen Lian will definitely throw Ren Si Niang to the prison of the Criminal Department with his backhand after saving Ren Si Niang, and after this autumn, he will be beheaded.
She can only go to the masters of the evil sect.
The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva is a good choice.
This is Liu Suifeng's advice to her, Ren Yingying doesn't trust Liu Suifeng, but trusts his wisdom very much.
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Miao Jiang, Five Poisons Sect.
The structure of the Five Poisons Sect is similar to that of the Five Immortals Sect, with left and right elders, as well as Five Poison Messengers.
After Qu Yun inherited the position of sect leader, the contradiction between Elder Wu Menggui on the left and Alley on the right continued to grow bigger and bigger, and finally came to the verge of breaking out.
The root of the contradiction lies in the position of the leader.
Qu Yun was able to become the sect leader not because of his unfathomable martial arts, but because of his bloodline.
Alley found Qu Yun at the beginning, so he won Qu Yun's trust and supported Qu Yun very much, Wu Menggui has always been dissatisfied with Qu Yun, and he is becoming more and more dissatisfied.
At the instigation of the treacherous villain, Wumenggui led several elders to launch a rebellion.
Wu Menggui's methods are quite clever, and he even brought the "Heavenly Spider Envoy" Rong Xia, the "Wind Centipede Envoy" Naluo, and the "Spirit Snake Envoy" Marceo under his command.
The poisonous mist condensed into raindrops, and the advantage of Wumenggui's side became bigger and bigger, although Qu Yun cultivated the poisonous skill, he couldn't stop the siege of many messengers.
"Boom!"
The turquoise palm print slammed into Qu Yun, and Wumeng Gui wanted to use this fatal palm to solve Qu Yun's life.
Qu Yun was powerless to resist and closed his eyes to die.
At this moment, the flame sword qi wafted from a distance, cutting off the turquoise palm print, and the scorching fire burned all the toxins, emitting a scorching smell.
A figure broke through the air, hugged Qu Yun, who was besieged, flew up to the Nine Heavens, and then turned over and descended, blasting out a raging fire below.
Fire Cloud Palm - Heavenly Fire Burns the City!
The flames of Jiuyang overflowed in all directions, and in a radius of thirty or forty zhang, there were fire palm prints.
(End of chapter)