"Bald donkey, don't howl, I really have to do it again, I got some adventures in Miaojiang, it hurts a lot to beat people, it's a hundred times more painful than you think!"

Shen Lian plucked his ears a little helplessly.

An honest monk is indeed an honest monk.

Even if he does something dishonest, he will honestly admit it, and then be punished honestly.

An honest person does not mean that he has a bad brain.

The moment he saw Shen Lian, the honest monk knew that he was in trouble, and immediately put on a posture of rejecting people thousands of miles away, eager to lead the sky and thunder to slash Shen Lian.

Pity!

He is an honest monk, not an honest Taoist.

This kind of thing of leading the sky and thunder to split the evil is the Taoist's specialty, and the monk still thinks about the mighty Tianlong!

This thing may have some effect on Shen Lian.

After all, Shen Lian could shout out unbridledly

- Addicted to women, I do!

What he shouted was definitely raising his head and chest, and he was rightly arrogant.

Lao Tzu is willing!

What the hell can you do with me?

If your father wasn't close to women back then, where could he be reincarnated into the world?

Shen Lian twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in his heart that the martial arts realm had grown, and the heart of madness had not yet passed, seeing this honest bald donkey, uncontrolled divergent thinking.

"Honest monk, I am talking to you with good words now, don't be ignorant, you can help me do something, accumulate merit, and reduce your sins!"

"Monks have no sins!"

"What kind of turtle crawl without sin?"

"You evil star, didn't you go to Dali? Why did you come back so soon? The rivers and lakes, which have been silent for half a year, are about to start a bloody storm again! ”

"That's why I asked you to chant the Sutra!"

Shen Lian clenched his fists lightly, staring at the honest monk's big bald head, thinking about where to start.

The honest monk, of course, didn't want to be knocked bald.

He could clearly feel that Shen Lian had indeed made a breakthrough in his martial arts, and even because the breakthrough was too fast, his own qi could not be suppressed, like a bright sun.

The honest monk was very sure that if he slapped it, he would definitely be shocked by Gang Qi.

Once the two of them fought each other, and in the case of sparring, the honest monk had a chance of winning six or seven percent, after all, Shen Lian was never good at sparring, and Shen Lian was best at playing with his life.

Now that the two are fighting, the honest monk only has a two-percent chance of winning at most, and when Shen Lian reins in his qi and restores his true qi, then he will be defeated and invincible.

The honest monk secretly sighed, this guy is really a terrifying monster, even more terrifying than Lu Xiaofeng.

It seems that I have to work hard to retreat and practice martial arts when I go back!

Can't be too big a gap by young people!

"What do you think? Say yes or no? ”

"What do you want me to do?"

"Of course it's to do what you do best, I know your rules, and I will definitely not let you do things in vain."

"How much is the handout?"

"It's enough for you to change into monk's shoes and robes, and then eat a good meal of meat and drink a meal!"

Honest monks are not really destitute.

He is one of the warrior monks of Huangjue Temple, and there is definitely no shortage of money, but all the money given by Huangjue Temple was donated by him.

In the past, he carried out the mission of six doors, and the stolen goods seized by the robbers would also be donated by him.

The honest monk's food, clothing, shelter and transportation all rely on the good karma of good faith and charity, so he appears poor.

Shen Lian said that the money was not a reward, but to invite the honest monk to Shen Yumen's house to give a lecture to the old lady, and the old lady gave alms and food.

Although it seems a little troublesome, the honest monk has too many rules, so he can only beat around the bush and give compensation.

"Amitabha, monks don't eat meat."

"Amitabha, honest monk, just now you snorted, this is oral karma, and you need to be punished."

"Master Shen is right, the poor monk lied, he should be punished for twenty miles, and the poor monk climbed another twenty miles."

With that, the honest monk continued to crawl.

"Honest monk, I'm surprised, the monk violated the precepts, some of them thought about it, and there were also torture rods from the precepts, which punishment are you?"

"Honest monk's family!"

"Your master is such a weirdo."

"Your master is even more of a weirdo."

"Honest monk, I will tell my master as it is, and you are ready to be beaten."

"Shen Da catches the head, the poor monk will also tell the master as it is, and you will ...... when the time comes"

"It's okay, you say go, your master is a great monk who has attained the Tao, it's okay to scold him twice, my master is very careful, you will definitely be beaten."

"Now you've scolded your master too."

"I'm rough and thick-skinned, I'm not afraid of being beaten!"

Honest Monk: _|\○_

Shen Lian: (. -`ω-)

……

Lu Xiaofeng has been very entangled recently.

He hasn't been nosy for more than half a year, and he can't hold back his nosy, but nosy means trouble, and he hates trouble very much.

It's like a hundred flower cats, constantly scratching on his heart, liver, spleen and lungs, and scratching him more and more itchy.

The more you scratch, the more itchy, the more you scratch.

People are like that.

I want to find something to do when I'm free.

I want to go to sleep when I'm busy.

Why don't you fall from the sky and do something idle?

If the gossip takes the initiative to find me, then it doesn't count me taking the initiative to find trouble, isn't it all solved?

Perhaps Lu Xiaofeng's prayers had an effect.

Just as he was rolling on the bed, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and judging by the sound, it was obvious that there was a master here, and it was coming for him.

Want to ask me to do something?

Can't say yes to a request so easily!

This detective still needs some style!

Lu Xiaofeng flew out of the window, and the bright red cloak fluttered in the air, like Nezha's chaotic Aya, and when the two of them went upstairs, they had already flown out of a distance of more than 100 zhang.

Martial arts people are deaf and clear-sighted, but at such a distance, they can only see a small red dot.

"Damn, let him run away again!"

"It's okay, let's keep chasing!"

"It is said that Lu Xiaofeng is bold, how did he become so cowardly? Could it be that he hooked up with a good family, was blocked in the closet by his husband, and was beaten three times? ”

"Run, even if you run to the edge of the sky, you can't escape the capture of my soul hook!"

Hook soul hand, good at using iron hooks, is one of the best at using iron hooks outside the gate, known as the four hook masters, in fact, how to describe it?

is that there are relatively few martial artists who use hooks, and it seems that his martial arts are very high, but in fact he is at a second-rate level.

"You're so good at seducing souls, can't I be an iron-masked judge? Lao Tzu will definitely be able to catch him. ”

The iron-masked judge, who is good at hard qigong, once someone slashed his face with a knife, and as a result, the knife shook out of the gap.

In addition to hard qigong, he is also good at whipping, which can whip and break the walnuts on three pieces of tofu, but will not damage half a point of tofu, which can barely be regarded as first-class.

In Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, these two people are no different from street juggling, and they are not even as good-looking as jugglers.

Juggling at least bells and whistles, most of the showmans are eloquent and can say all kinds of witty things.

These two can't do anything but brag!

Men can endure any insult, but they can't bear to be told no, especially not by beauties, which is the biggest insult to men.

Lu Xiaofeng, a wanderer, has good skills in the bed, but at this moment, it is like a fire burning his buttocks, and he runs out of the room in a hurry.

If you don't run, you can't do it!

A beautiful woman knelt down on him!

Not only kneeling down to him, but also preparing to undress.

If it's just a beauty, it's just that, but around this beauty, there are three first-class masters in the rivers and lakes.

The jade-faced Langjun Liu resents, this person has always been known for fighting and not wanting to die, and he likes to fight with people the most.

With just one move, he cut off the face of the iron-masked judge and threw it out of the third-floor window.

Due to his desperate efforts again and again, half of his jade face was cut off, half of his face disappeared completely, his hands were cut off, one hand was loaded with a big iron ball, and the other hand was an iron hook, wiping his butt was a problem.

Toilet paper definitely won't work!

You can't use the iron hook as a toilet chip, right?

What if the skin is scratched?

It's very infectious!

Xiao Qiuyu, a swordsman with broken intestines, looks like a showman, but in fact he is as powerful as an ox, with a cruel and ruthless personality, and likes to torture enemies with hot hands the most.

The autumn wind and autumn rain are sad!

Xiao Qiuyu is worried every time he kills.

So he almost never kills.

He'll just scrape his enemies and wait to see that man's enemies fall for him.

He drew his sword and pierced the arms of the soul hooker, so that he could never use the hook, and the enemy of the soul hooker would definitely not mind taking this opportunity to kill his entire family.

Thousands of miles alone and lonely, light and clever, not inferior to the crane in the clouds and Tian Boguang, and the kung fu in his hands is better, and he is good at using a chain spear.

Dugu has always been alone, and it is even more difficult to let him do it with others than to kill him.

The beauties who were able to invite these three masters to kneel down when they entered the room were obviously in great trouble.

Lu Xiaofeng felt the stimulation.

It's certainly a very big stimulus.

He had already decided in his heart that he wanted to be a part of it.

It's just that if you agree directly, it doesn't seem to be in line with the detective's style, so you continue to run.

……

It was a humble log cabin, built lonely in a date grove on the mountainside.

The wooden house is simple, and the things inside are not shabby.

The chairs in the wooden house are made by Jiangnan He, a skillful craftsman more than 100 years ago, and there are only 12 in the world, six in the palace, and six here.

The table in the middle of the wooden house is carved by Zhu Xu, the owner of the wonderful hand, with a fine mahogany carving, worth a thousand taels of gold.

There are about eighty or ninety jars of fine wine in the collection of wooden houses, the cheapest one is 30 years old Du Kang fine wine, and the most expensive year is more than 100 years.

The bed on the right side of the wooden house is an ordinary bed, but this is the bed that Lu You has reclined.

This wooden house is the place where Lu You sings in the summer, and there are poems on the wall about his inscriptions, which are written about various stories between him and the raccoon slaves, and Mr. Lu is a cat maniac.

On the day when he wrote "Lying down at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse and the glacier fell into a dream", Mr. Lu "The firewood in the stream is soft and warm, and I don't go out with the raccoon slaves".

That's right, he stroked the cat for a day!

Happily petting cats during the day, and iron horse glaciers at night.

Therefore, Shen Lian felt that although this is a place for chanting in summer, not a place for chanting in winter, some flower cat statues should also be placed to ward off evil spirits and attract wealth.

Cats are truly a godsend.

It can not only relieve boredom, but also catch mice, expel evil spirits, and even attract wealth and treasure.

Shen Lian took Zuo Shi and happily talked about the history of Lu You's pet cat outside the wooden house, casually pushed the door of the wooden house open, and sat on the chair unceremoniously.

There are two people in the cabin.

One is Lu Xiaofeng, who is talking about running away with his eyebrows fluttering, describing how fast he runs.

One is Huo Xiu, one of the most famous tycoons in the rivers and lakes, the richest man in the Central Plains after Shen Wansan, and the former minister of the Jinpeng Kingdom, who has been practicing children's skills for decades.

The richest man and Tong Zigong can't get together anyway, after all, even if the richest man is not a woman, the beauty who loves money will take the initiative to come up and flatter.

Huo Xiu was able to guarantee the child's body.

Because he has no interest in women, the ice and snow beauty with jade skin is far inferior to the beauty of the white jade carving.

He loves money.

Money is Huo Xiu's biggest hobby.

The sound of fingers counting silver tickets, and the crisp sound of golden beans colliding with each other, are Huo Xiu's most beautiful fairy music.

In addition to money, Huo Xiu's only hobby may be drinking, which is his only luxury.

Huo Xiu doesn't particularly care about food, housing, and clothing, he can eat miscellaneous grains, wear linen clothes, and live in hardwood beds, but he is never stingy with drinking, and he never enters his throat if he is not a fine wine.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Shen Lian: "Can you be a little polite, are you here to eat big food?" ”

Shen Lian said with a smile: "The richest man is not a big family, who else is a big family?" I'm just a poor catcher, and when I finally see a big family, I must have a good meal. ”

Huo Xiu smiled indifferently.

Shen Lian's reputation in the rivers and lakes is very valuable.

As we all know, Shen Lian is never greedy for money.

As long as he is not greedy for money, Huo Xiu doesn't care at all.

He loves to drink.

You can't drink alcohol on your own.

A person drinks stuffy wine, even if it is a hundred years old wine, the more you drink it, the more bitter it becomes.

Maybe someone likes to drink alone, but that person is definitely not Huo Xiu, who doesn't like to drink stuffy wine.

Drinking is just the more people there are, the more lively they are.

Huo Xiu doesn't like to be busy, but he likes to find three or five friends and taste the old wine in the cellar.

Besides, as the richest man, no matter how reluctant he is to spend money, some money has to be spent.

Catch fast and eat and take cards, he has long been used to it.

Shen Lian made a look, Zuo Shi took out a delicate white cat from the burden behind his back, the white cat's big belly was written "Wishing you prosperity", raised his right paw, and there were four words on the right paw, which was "Fortune and Treasure".

The cat has a special mechanism in its belly, and the cat's paws can be constantly shaken, as if it is making money.

"Boss Huo, this is a lucky cat, I wish you a wide range of wealth, a treasure of fortune, Wishing you prosperity."

Huo Xiu said with a smile: "Shen Zhutou's words are worth more than all the fine wines I have here, but it's a pity that I forgot to bring snacks, which is really a bit out of fun." ”

"Boss Huo has a good nose, he actually knew that I was carrying spiced donkey meat, and guessed that I was going to have it to myself."

Lu Xiaofeng asked, "Shen Lian, aren't you feeding mosquitoes in Miaojiang?" When did you come back? Where did Feng Siniang go? What are you doing here? ”

Shen Lian said: "Dali's task is very smooth, I will come back after completing the task, and my senior sister went to Guanzhong to visit her apprentice, that is, my senior nephew."

As for why I'm here?

That's because of my hard work, of course.

As soon as I came back, I encountered a big case.

This case is a little related to you, and I can't find any other clues, so I can only come to you first. ”

Lu Xiaofeng snorted coldly: "I've been honest for the past half a year, I haven't done anything, if you want to detain the, you can go to Chu Liuxiang!" ”

"People are lingering incense, not night incense, and it has nothing to do with this case, what are you looking for him?"

"What crime did I commit?"

"Kidnapping!"

"Who did I kidnap?"

"The seventh son of the flower family, the building is full of flowers!"

"Poof!"

Lu Xiaofeng loves wine as much as his life, but he couldn't help but squirt out the wine, Huo Xiu was so shocked that he forgot to run his true qi to resist, and his face was sprayed with wine.

"Fuck your fart, you bastard!"

"Yesterday, I received a report from the Hua family, the seventh son Hua Manlou was kidnapped, and he is currently unknown whether he is alive or dead, with Hua Manlou's vigilance, it seems that the only one who can kidnap him in the rivers and lakes is you Lu Xiaofeng, who else can I find if I don't look for you?"

Lu Xiaofeng: !! ∑(Дノ)ノ

Huo Xiu: (; OдO)

Shen Lian continued to say nonsense: "There is no trace of a fight at the scene, either the martial arts are extraordinary, or the acquaintances commit crimes, the masters of the transcendent saints, disdain to do kidnapping cases, and there are not many acquaintances who spend a lot of money." ”

"You're not an acquaintance of the building?"

"Of course it is, but I'm a fast arrester, and I'm very sure that I didn't do it!"

(End of chapter)