Chapter 223: You're Almost Putting Your Hand in My Pocket......
Do a full set of plays.
In order to make the play more realistic, and to discuss the affairs of Dongting Villa with Shen Lian, Zhang Danfeng invited Shen Lian to go boating on the lake, drinking, drinking tea, and fishing.
Dongting Mountain Resort naturally has a fishing rod.
Shen Lian didn't need a fishing rod, and with a flick of his wrist, he changed from a non-offensive to a fishing rod, which was more majestic than any fishing rod.
Zhang Danfeng fished calmly, did not wear a hat to shade the sun, and obviously did not fish often.
Frequent anglers know that fishing requires wearing a helmet...... shade, otherwise in just a month or two, it will be darker and shinier than the indigenous Africans.
Maybe Zhang Danfeng doesn't like his little white face, and plans to tan Shen Lian's same bronzed skin.
Shen Lian didn't know Zhang Danfeng's thoughts, but in order to prevent him from being tanned into black charcoal, he honestly took a hat.
"Old Shen, ......"
"Stop! One thing to be clear up front is, how did you know this name? Am I old? ”
"I met a person the other day, his name is Chu Liuxiang, this is what he told me.
He said you like this title very much, if I call you that, you should call me Xiao Zhang, so that I look young and very energetic......"
"Well said! Well done! ”
Shen Lian secretly swore in his heart that the gold medal for Chu Liuxiang's exoneration would be sent in accordance with the way of fighting for the sun.
Dear, your exoneration gold medal is 98% in the account, it only takes a little bit to complete, please work hard to complete the task;
Dear, your gold medal of exoneration, only the last one percent is left, and you confirm to give up now?
Dear, please invite three more people to help you complete the task together, and you can get the gold medal fragment of exoneration;
Dear, your gold medal of exoneration......
If you don't let him cut 36,000 knives, you will definitely not let him cut down the gold medal, Lao Tzu must let Chu Liuxiang remember deeply that the first knife in the past and present is not Song Que Kou Zhongbai Xiaolou, but the Spelling Xi Xi Shen Knife.
It can also be said to be the strongest defense.
Even if you can smash the golden bell jar with one knife and want to hack me to death, you will have to forward 36,000 friends.
Shen Lian gritted his teeth and choreographed Chu Liuxiang, and even thought of quietly giving him a slap when he was walking at night, tying him up and throwing him into the mansion, and then inviting all his lovers over.
Or one day when walking at night, the windows on both sides of the road were opened at the same time, and dozens of wooden sticks flew out.
You can let Hu Tiehua do this.
Hu Tiehua must be very willing!
Zhang Danfeng said with a smile: "Old Shen, why do I think you are thinking about something bad, explain in advance, this is what Chu Liuxiang said, and it has nothing to do with me!" ”
Shen Lian showed an infiltrating smile: "Lao Zhang, what's the matter, hurry up!" ”
"So straightforward?"
"It's not a good time to talk when you're fishing."
"Why?"
"There are likely to be security issues."
"Dragged into the water by a fish?"
"If the two of us talk about it and I secretly shoot you in the back, and then throw you into the water, you can directly destroy the corpse and destroy the traces, claiming to the outside world that you didn't pay attention to safety when fishing and were dragged into the water by the fish."
Zhang Danfeng only felt that there were crows flying overhead.
Not only did the crows fly around in circles, but they also knew how to speak, repeating two words over and over again.
- Idiot, idiot, idiot......
Zhang Danfeng felt that he should stay away from Shen Lian, a madman, otherwise in three or five days at most, his brain would become abnormal and become neurotic.
- Since I got mental illness, I feel more energetic, and I am really getting more and more energetic!
"Old Shen, the treasure is left to you, in addition to a large amount of gold, silver and jewelry, there is also a map of mountains, rivers and water veins drawn by Master Peng Yingyu, I want to change my feelings."
"What favor?"
"These members of Dongting Villa are not thieves who are plotting to cause trouble, I want you to forgive them."
"Is there something wrong with your brain?"
"What's wrong with that?"
"Shouldn't you ask someone else what I really think before you negotiate with me?"
Shen Lian glanced at Zhang Danfeng: "I'm not even interested in you, a descendant of Zhang Shicheng's lineage, let alone the Tantai family, a martial arts family that lives in seclusion in Taihu Lake."
Do you think I'm idle?
Or do you think I'm a bloodthirsty beast?
These things are not as important as you think.
I'll give you an example, Gusu Murong.
If the Murong clan is at ease as a martial arts family, the imperial court will not only not suppress it, but will support it.
The reason why the Murong clan was exterminated was not because they believed that they really wanted to rebel, but because they had done something too much, and the imperial court had to deal with it.
The strength of the Gusu Murong clan is stronger than that of Dongting Villa in all aspects, and it has planned to restore the country for hundreds of years.
Even so, the imperial court would not care.
To put it mildly, for the imperial court, these are just delicate diseases, and when you think of it, you can easily pull them out, or stay to relieve your boredom.
Or, as the prince's homework.
Prince!
Not the Prince!
It won't be a particularly important prince either.
What is the important prince doing?
the Crown Prince's Prison State;
The four princes led troops to attack Western Xia;
The second prince built the city defense;
The third prince is in charge of Hu Weiyong's case;
Gusu Murong, or Dongting Villa, just send a six-door manager, it's almost enough. ”
Zhang Danfeng was a little curious: "Old Shen, are you so relieved of me?" Aren't you afraid that I will take away the most valuable treasure and then pose a threat to Daming? ”
Shen Lian said seriously: "If it can really cause a big threat, it is definitely not a treasure, but you as a person, or your potential." ”
"Why me?"
"Because your potential is so high.
According to my evaluation criteria, you are a peerless powerhouse who can match Mingzun, and it is likely that you will be on the verge of the realm of the Broken Void in the future, reaching the pinnacle of the martial arts realm.
Compared to the peerless masters who have penetrated the heavens and the earth, the gold and silver jewels in the treasure do not have much value.
I'm not.
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm just following the rating system I set to give people a fair score, and in this era, a martial artist of the same age, your talent is at its peak.
The only one who can compare with you is the third son of Xiao Xilou, the head of the Huanhua Sword Sect, Qiushui is the god jade as the bone, riding the crane to resist the wind on Yaojing, Xiao Qiushui! ”
"What about you?"
"My martial arts talent can barely rank in the top 30 in the rivers and lakes, maybe in the top 20, my understanding is not strong, I am better at sorting out and summarizing."
Zhang Danfeng showed an interested look: "According to your evaluation, who is stronger, me or Xiao Qiushui?" ”
Shen Lian silently calculated a few times: "Xiao Qiushui's fortune is three or four points stronger than you, and he may be able to reach the peak earlier than you, but after reaching the peak, the strength of the two of you is comparable, and you can't tell who is higher and who is lower." ”
Zhang Danfeng's adventures are not so many.
If you analyze the aura of the protagonist from picking up cheats, picking up treasures, beauties taking the initiative to give them embrace, and martial arts masters initiating and passing on their skills, they are not even mid-range.
For example, Duan Yu and Xuzhu are inferior.
Zhang Danfeng's strength lies in his comprehension, and his martial arts are basically derived from his own comprehension.
Even in that volume of "Xuangong Essentials", Zhang Danfeng did not practice step by step, but revised and improved the secrets and modified them to the most extreme internal skills.
The same is true of swordsmanship.
The nameless sword technique is no less than the Dugu Nine Swords!
Xiao Qiushui is different from Zhang Danfeng, his life is like a game of fighting monsters and upgrading, and there are countless adventures, and all kinds of precious treasures are coming.
Wuji elixir, the master transmits the gong, the master transmits the law, and the epiphany has been experienced many times.
Relying on countless adventures, Xiao Qiushui reached the peak in his thirties, and Zhang Danfeng was still in the leveling stage at that age, and he was still participating in martial arts.
The pinnacle of Zhang Danfeng's internal strength should be after losing both with Qiao Beiming, in the process of recovering from his injuries, he had a martial arts epiphany, and his internal strength was cultivated into a real achievement.
Zhang Danfeng created the nameless swordsmanship, he is already in his nineties, and his life has reached the twilight of his life.
Although it is many years late, the peak of martial arts is the peak of martial arts, and the two are indistinguishable, Xiao Qiushui is a master of cultivating immortals, could it be that Zhang Danfeng is practicing martial arts?
All of them are monsters of martial arts!
Zhang Danfeng didn't know Shen Lian's slander, but asked with great interest: "How is your luck?" ”
Shen Lian replied very seriously: "My luck belongs to the inferior, let's put it this way, if you go directly to shake the dice, you will definitely be able to shake the worst points."
If I didn't cheat with martial arts and play games of luck, I could almost be considered a hundred defeats.
My life's luck may be exhausted in two things, one is reincarnation, and the other is apprenticeship.
The avenue is fifty, the sky is forty-nine, and one of them is gone, everything has a glimmer of life, and bad luck is not inexplicable, for example, I can practice physiognomy.
I can find people with deep fortune, and follow them to mix benefits, which can also be said to be a blessing.
For example, a handsome boy with a deep fortune has just finished exploring a big treasure and got a lot of treasures, I didn't follow in, but I guarded the door for him outside.
As long as Jun Gongzi's skin is thinner than the city wall, he will definitely not let me watch it, and he will share a part of me.
Lao Zhang, am I doing the right thing? ”
Zhang Danfeng opened his mouth wide, and said in his heart, is there something wrong with this guy's brain?
According to Chasing Feng, every time Shen Lian was injured, he would have a period of abnormal brain.
Could it be that he was beaten by the punch across the mountain and broke his brain?
"Lao Zhang, you know what I mean, right?
Lao Zhang, you must have figured it out, right? ”
Zhang Danfeng looked at Shen Lian's left hand and said a little helplessly: "You're about to put your hand in my pocket, can I not figure it out?" ”
Zhang Danfeng has a very special hobby, that is, the cheats obtained from adventures, which can be distributed to others at will.
In the original plot, the key to Xuangong could be passed on to Umunfu and the others casually, without asking for anything in return.
In fact, Shen Lian also has this hobby, but due to the rules of the master, the cheats he has practiced can only be enjoyed by himself and cannot be passed on to anyone.
Generally speaking, when encountering adventures, Shen Lian will take a few superficial glances at the cheats, and if he thinks it is more suitable for others, he will simply send it away.
The same is true of divine weapons.
The treasure knife of the three days and moon sect was given directly to the little junior sister, and she didn't blink her eyes.
Most of the seven volumes of cheats that Zhang Danfeng obtained were Xuanmen authentic masters, and there were only two martial arts, and the most suitable for Shen Lian was, of course, the Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist.
Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist is a peerless martial art created by the bearded guest in the Sui and Tang dynasties.
Based on the internal force of the Yang of "Zhengyi Pure Yang Gong", combined with his own White Tiger Star Monarch Personality, the bearded guest created this set of peerless boxing methods, although there are only four moves, but the power is extremely powerful, shattering the sky and the earth, and hitting the mountain with one punch.
With Shen Lian's internal strength foundation at this time, he was able to perform the four moves of boxing, but he could not exert all his power.
Unless Shen Lian is given time to accumulate strength in the battle, squeeze his potential to the limit, and reach the peak of his spirit, he can blast out the strongest punch.
In other words, it's a desperate quest.
Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist and Zhang Danfeng are quite incompatible, and they are very suitable for Shen Lian, so Shen Lian will naturally not be polite.
In addition to this, Shen Lian also took away the elixir of longevity.
This volume of longevity is a yin attribute, and it is a method left by Kou Zhong, a master of sword art in the Sui and Tang dynasties, and it is a moving exercise.
This recipe is very suitable for Shangguan Xue'er, Shen Lian was still worried about his apprentice's internal strength, and was ready to trouble Wei Qingqingqing, but now he doesn't have to.
As the saying goes, brothers, settle accounts.
Shen Lian is not blindly taking benefits, there are back and forth is the exchange of friends, otherwise it is to accept bribes.
"Lao Zhang, this is for you."
"What is this?"
"The token of the Medicine King Valley, if you have a friend who is seriously injured one day, you can use this thing to ask the Medicine King Valley Lord Xu Zhizhi to heal you for free."
"Thank you."
"It's me who should thank you, although the token of the Medicine King Valley is precious, it can't compare to the two volumes of cheats."
"Although the martial arts cheats are precious, they can't compare to so many lives, and it's me who says thank you."
"I didn't want to do it."
"You don't want to do it, but you need to settle the Suzhou prefect, do you know the Suzhou prefect?"
"Yes, I am my elder."
"The only official in your family is Shen Zaikuan, the champion of Jinke, how can there be relatives in the prefect's house?"
"Cheng Yantang, the prefect of Suzhou, is the biological father of my eighth junior sister Cheng Xiaodie, and he is reasonable, I will go to him to discuss one or two, and the matter will pass."
"Are you sure he's reasonable?"
"It's just a matter of not giving face to others, don't you give me face, isn't this a big joke?"
……
Cheng Yantang is very face-saving, and if he turns a blind eye to Dongting Villa, he should be a martial arts family.
Cheng Yantang was very faceless, and at the moment when Shen Lian entered Cheng's mansion, he waved a crutch and chased after him, circled around the back garden three times, and ran out of breath, Shen Lian was afraid that he would gasp to death, so he took the initiative to be caught by him.
"Uncle Cheng, let's not do it, right?"
"I'll beat you bastard, what did you teach my daughter? I...... I ......"
"Uncle Cheng, as the prefect, you definitely need to be reasonable, so we might as well be reasonable.
The younger sister is a fast catcher, and she is facing Jiangyang thieves, she is so good-looking, if she doesn't teach her the experience of the rivers and lakes, won't she be taken advantage of?
With the experience I taught, I dare not say that I can deal with all situations, at least most of them.
Even if you can't beat it, you can run away.
As a father, you must put your daughter's safety first, as long as your little sister is safe, no matter what means you use, you should be happy. ”
"Happy, I'm happy with your uncle!"
(End of chapter)