Chapter 241: Fat Brother, Do You Want to Go Around the Desert?
Feng Suzhen played the piano leisurely.
Playing the piano was originally just her homework, as the daughter of the scholarly family, she had to learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, knitting and female red, and learn various etiquette norms.
Before the age of eleven, Feng Suzhen didn't think there was anything special about playing the piano, and she didn't have a special hobby for playing the piano, which was far less interesting than flying a kite.
Until her birthday.
That day her mother bought her a little bird, and it was a very cute little bird, fluffy, very, very well-behaved, and it would not fly away if she held it in her hand.
Feng Suzhen felt very happy, abandoned the piano scores taught by the teacher, and played the piano as she wanted, playing whatever she wanted, and playing as she wanted.
It doesn't matter the score, it doesn't matter the tune, only the joy from the heart, like a happy bird.
The sparrows in the trees, the swallows under the eaves, and the birds given by their mothers, hear her piano and sing with her, and experience the joy of spring.
She played happily, immersed herself in the piano music, and played the sympathetic movement of heaven and man.
When Feng Suzhen regained consciousness, she was already surrounded by kittens, puppies, sparrows, and swallows, and a green-robed monster stroked his beard and took out the piano sheet from his arms.
"Little girl, try this song."
"It doesn't seem to be in style."
"Wouldn't you?"
"I won't, will you?"
"What if I could play it?"
"Then I will worship you as a teacher!"
"We have a half-master in our fate, I can teach you to play the piano and teach you martial arts, but you don't have to apprentice."
Since that time, every afternoon Qingpao guest will come to teach her to play the piano, and will also pass on her unfathomable martial arts, Feng Suzhen is extremely talented, talented, intelligent, and transcendent.
No matter what knowledge is imparted by the green robe, it will be learned as soon as it is learned, and it will soon be able to be learned.
In just seven or eight years, Feng Suzhen has changed from a little girl who doesn't know martial arts to a top master with peerless literary talents and extraordinary martial arts, and her talent is really shocking.
The learning of the Qingpao guest is extremely complicated, and he sees that Feng Suzhen is extremely talented, and all kinds of knowledge are taught in one go.
From astronomical phenomena, the sun, moon and stars, down to the mountains and rivers, water veins, farmland cultivation, and even the five elements of yin and yang, Qimen Dunjia, and leading troops to fight, there are also many teachings.
The green robe guest once confidently said that if Feng Suzhen was a man, he could be admitted to the civil and military double champion.
When there are geniuses from all walks of life today, geniuses of the same age, Feng Suzhen dare not say that she is in the first place, and her comprehensive ability is stronger than her, which can be said to be almost nothing.
Even if Shen Yumen, Shen Lian, Lu Xiaofeng and other famous characters are famous, the scores are also a lot worse.
There's no way around it!
It is difficult to predict the victory or defeat of martial arts, and it is really impossible to compare with the talent learning, which is too far behind.
The overall score is often a pain in the ass, and if there is no weighting, it may put the mediocre at the top.
Feng Suzhen has no such problem.
She is a true genius.
The greatest genius in the world.
If female masters such as the Red-Sleeved Shenni, Wu Xingyun, and Future Niangniang saw her, they would definitely not hesitate to accept her as a disciple and teach them a lifetime of martial arts, so that Feng Suzhen could inherit their mantle and carry forward the sect.
If you are talented, you can do whatever you want!
If she is just the "champion in the emperor's list", it is just a powerful culture, but she is the leader of both civil and military.
The stupid bird flies first and enters the forest early, what if the smart bird flies first? What if the smart bird was personally taught by the Dapeng Qingluan Fire Phoenix, and escorted by the Phoenix?
The talent is higher than you, the study is harder than you, and you can also enjoy incomparably huge educational resources, you can get many adventures, and you will experience countless experiences.
How to chase such a genius?
You can only eat ash behind your ass!
If you can see the shadow, you can be regarded as a top character.
Shen Lian was very calm about this.
Because when Shen Lian was five or six years old, he knew that there were countless geniuses in the world, and these geniuses not only had extraordinary talents, but also had the fortune to go out to pick up treasures.
What's the benefit of competing with them?
Isn't it fragrant to rub their fortune?
Why do you have to use your own weaknesses to compare the strengths of these people? Why do you need to be the first in everything?
In what you do best, what you like the most, what you pay the most attention to, to reach the top of the world, even if it's a little worse in some aspects, it's not a big deal.
Listening to Feng Suzhen's piano sound, Shen Lian felt that his thoughts had returned to the most carefree era.
The air was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, and the demonic thoughts and killing intent entrenched in Shen Lian's heart quietly dispersed in the wind with the sound of the piano, and he only felt that he had arrived at the Peach Blossom Spring.
Carefree, uninhibited, and free.
Wei Qingqing's guidance in recent days has collided with the sound of the piano to create countless inspirations and flash sparks of wisdom.
Inside the wall, Feng Suzhen played the piano leisurely.
Outside the wall, Shen Lian practiced boxing as he pleased.
Although the posture is not good-looking, it perfectly fits the rhyme of the piano, and the whole person seems to be out of the world and into the picture.
People swim in the painting!
If there is a master who is good at Danqing, seeing Shen Lian's smooth and natural swaying, he will definitely be able to draw a picture scroll that has been passed down through the ages, and even integrate the qin rhyme and fist intent, and even Shen Lian's martial arts, into the picture.
"Good!"
At the end of the song, Tang Zhuquan shouted hello.
This fat man likes to watch the excitement the most, and he has always watched the excitement without thinking that it is a big deal, and when Shen Lian seemed to be asleep and was about to wake up, he threw out a large copper coin.
Shen Lian had an epiphany of martial arts outside the wall, and practiced with his fists, although he did not explicitly say that he was performing arts, but he still attracted hundreds of people to watch, and there was a large circle of people outside.
Seeing Tang Zhuquan throw out the copper coin, the people burst into thunderous applause, and then also threw out the money.
There are even special writers of Jianghu Monthly, who immediately recorded on their sleeves after seeing such a scene.
Right!
There are newspapers in this world!
The Jianghu monthly newspaper issued by Tianji Pavilion is not cheap, and it is mainly sold to various major schools, and some anecdotes will also be sold to theater troupes and theaters.
Recently, Jianghu Monthly wanted to interview Shen Lian, and learned that Shen Lian was in Hangzhou, and specially sent the most popular top reporter of the newspaper - the sad third aunt!
The third aunt of the Sadness faction has a personal assistant, who is a side of the Jinling Murong family, named Murong Zi.
How do you describe these two people?
The third aunt of the tragic faction speaks like a knife, ten times more cheap than Shen Lian's mouth, and she can not be beaten to death, completely because the pen is hard, and she only interviews heroes and heroes.
Murong Zi sees everything as a conspiracy theory, and is best at taking things out of context, adding oil and vinegar, and reversing black and white, if you give her a three-foot smile, she can write a five-zhang river of blood.
To tell you the truth, what the two of them wrote was quite interesting, and it was very fun to watch as a story.
Just, don't take it seriously!
These two people are well versed in the professional ethics of reporters, and they don't have a word of truth in their mouths, they are all nonsense that catches the wind and makes up nonsense, so they only interview chivalrous people.
- Otherwise, you will really be killed!
Shen Lian's actions today, that is:
Astound! The Shen family went bankrupt, and Shen Lian performed along the street.
Brothers, the mystery of the Shen family's bankruptcy!
Six doors of God, why do you sell art along the street, is it a distortion of human nature, or a moral degradation?
Anyway, there is certainly no half a good word.
The scene of the people throwing money was also recorded by the painter who was best at sketching and published in the newspaper.
Then, Shen Lian became completely famous.
Shen Lian didn't know about this kind of thing, he only saw a large amount of copper coins flying over, and a dead fat man rolling on the ground laughing in the distance, and immediately knew who did it.
Sun thief, Lao Tzu will help you lose weight today!
Shen Lian flew up, the dragon claw grabbed the fat on the back of Tang Zhuquan's neck, Tang Zhuquan reacted very quickly, the lazy donkey rolled and avoided it, and even rolled and crawled to prepare to run.
"Run? Where can you run? ”
Shen Lian snorted coldly, chasing quickly, Tang Zhuquan was wide and fat, although his light skills were good, how could he compare to Shen Lian? As soon as he left the city, he was grabbed by the collar.
Shen Lian lifted Tang Zhuquan with one hand, no matter how his fat body struggled, his arms were still immovable.
Shen Lian's arm strength has completely reached the level of using a sliding shovel, and he can use it to deal with tigers.
To put it mildly, this trick is called: its arms make the strong man climb it, and he can't move when he hangs down.
Ji Xiaolan wrote!
That's where the legend of the sliding shovel comes from!
"You've been idle lately!"
"There's nothing going on with my father, so let me go back to my ancestral house to have a look, isn't it a coincidence?"
Tang Zhuquan showed a flattering smile, like a husky who had just finished demolishing the house, and said to Shen Lian, although I admitted my mistake this time, I will dare next time.
When the old man Tang broke away from the Tang Gate, the chosen place to settle down was Hangzhou, according to the agreement when they left, they could not practice secret weapons, and all of them turned to martial arts.
Old man Tang specializes in marksmanship.
Tang Zhuquan specializes in fingering.
It is said that there is also a branch in Suzhou, and the major is also marksmanship, but the old man Tang practices fast guns in this vein, and the overlord gun in Suzhou.
Old man Tang served under Mu Ying, Tang Zhuquan had nothing to do, today in the east, tomorrow in the west, although he often acted chivalrous, but also caused countless troubles.
Old man Tang felt that this was not the solution, so he strictly ordered Tang Zhuquan to think about it behind closed doors in the ancestral house for three months, and invited the "eighth aunt" that Tang Zhuquan was most afraid of to watch in person.
Tang Zhuquan is not afraid of heaven and earth, even if he is carried by Shen Lian, he dares to show his husky teeth with Shen Lian.
I'm only afraid of Aunt Eight!
Because Aunt Eight's mouth is too broken.
Every time I see Tang Zhuquan, I ask three times:
When to lose weight?
When to marry a daughter-in-law?
When to have a baby?
After asking these questions, he began to count them, saying that he was over thirty years old and still so jumpy, not stable enough, and that he drank wine and ate meat and did not taboo his mouth and grew fat......
From the beginning of the encounter, within a quarter of an hour, at least 300 sentences can be counted, and all of them are not the same.
Tang Zhuquan even felt that if he needed to practice concentration one day, Aunt Eight could provide the greatest help.
As long as he can stop his heart under the constant nagging of the eighth aunt, his concentration will be completely completed.
Aunt Eight is not a bad person, she loves Tang Zhuquan very much, but her mouth is very broken, Old Man Tang asked Tang Zhuquan to think about it behind closed doors, but Aunt Eight quietly opened the back door for him so that he could go out for a walk.
Then he was lifted up by Shen Lian.
"Are you kid idle?"
"What? Do you have something to do? ”
Tang Zhuquan showed a glow of excitement.
Wandering in the rivers and lakes is not a serious business, and going to handle cases with Shen Lian is definitely a serious matter.
Whether it is Aunt Eight or Daddy, they have absolutely no opinion on this, but will be very supportive.
Shen Lian nodded: "There is a case, it is still a very big case, Xiao Feng, the leader of the beggar gang, Li Yuhan, the young owner of Yongcui Villa, and my cousin Shen Lang, my cousin Shen Zaikuan, will all participate in it." ”
"Your cousin? Jin Ke champion? ”
"Look at you like this, most of you were trained by your father at home, such a big case, there must be countless adventures, come out to play, and have a long experience."
"Is it really a big case?"
"My cousin is Zhuang Yuanlang, if I fool Zhuang Yuanlang, those elders in our family will definitely use crutches to settle accounts with me, and they won't be able to go home for the New Year!"
"What I'm saying is, what our old Tang wants to see what the champion looks like this time, it's Wenqu Xingjun!"
Champion ≈ Wenqu Xingjun!
This saying is quite popular in the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou.
The main reason is, of course, that Xu Shilin, who was the top student in high school when Wenqu Xingjun descended, opened Leifeng Pagoda, rescued his mother, and then the whole family flew to the fairy world.
The title of the gold list, the four happy events in life;
Breaking the tower to save the mother, the foundation of filial piety in China;
In all respects, this story is very much in line with Chinese thought, and even those old Confucians in the court are quite respectful of it, and Song Lian even inscribed it.
Who wrote this story?
Shen Lian didn't know!
It is likely that Fahai wrote it!
Otherwise, it was written by Li Xunhuan!
Anyway, it's not Shen Lian!
No evidence, no nonsense!
Tang Zhuquan went home with a smile, and said in his heart that this time he could finally deal with Aunt Eight, which was really a great joy.
As for the big case that Shen Lian said, Tang Zhuquan didn't know for the time being, otherwise he might rather listen to the nagging of the eighth aunt, and would rather be grounded by his father for three months than follow Shen Lian to handle the case.
It's so hot.
In July, when it was the hottest, let a 300-pound fat man go to the desert, this feeling......
Just thinking about it makes you feel refreshed.
Shen Lian returned to the mansion comfortably, and was about to drink a cup of sour plum soup to relieve the heat, when Yutai Jingming sent Shen Lian a manuscript, and then Shen Lian's expression was:
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The third aunt of the sad faction acted quickly, and she finished writing the manuscript in half an hour, but as soon as she finished writing, she was stolen by the inn shop Xiao Er and the next five door Nie Xiaoworm.
After the case in Jinan, Nie Xiaoworm has been hiding in the rivers and lakes, concentrating on the promising and ambitious professions such as the ancestor of passers-by, the commentator Tianzun, the god king, the dragon set of bodhisattvas, and the cannon fodder Arhat.
His most recent disguised identity is a shopkeeper.
It is the legendary "the world's first intelligence division, as long as you give money to know everything".
Nie Xiaoworm knew the third aunt of the Pathetic School, and wanted to see what stories she had made up recently to have some fun, but she didn't expect to see the fun about Shen Lian.
For the sake of the survival of Tianji Pavilion, Nie Xiaoworm did the trick of picking stars in the sky, and played a clever game.
Then, at the price of 100 taels of gold, he sold the manuscript and information to Yutai Jingming, and then bought the best BMW, and quickly fled.
When Shen Lian saw the manuscript, Nie Xiaoworm had already ridden a horse to a hundred miles away and changed his new identity.
(End of chapter)