Shen Lian met a handsome son.

Jade-faced and red-liped, charming, bright-eyed, like a fairy, dressed in red, just like Manzhu Sawa at the Huangquan Ferry, knowing that he will lead you to the abyss and hell, but he will still be desperate for him.

Shen Lian has seen a lot of handsome sons.

The eldest brother Shen Yumen is arrogant and domineering, the younger brother Shen Zaikuan is gentle and elegant, the flowers are as gentle as jade, Zhang Danfeng is also crazy and chivalrous, and Shen Lang is light......

Especially after seeing Jiang Feng, Shen Lian felt that he would not be shocked by any man's appearance in this life.

Until I saw this handsome man in red.

Those handsome sons around Shen Lian, no matter what kind of character they have, are all decent people, they can be prodigal sons, but they are romantic but not indecent.

The man in red in front of him is a proper demon of the Demon Gate, and he has an evil sense of beauty.

This kind of person can't be a famous and decent person, and he doesn't disdain to be a famous and decent person, he is a madman of the Wei and Jin dynasties, a madman of the world, and a bright and attractive poisonous flower.

Just by glancing at each other, Shen Lian knew that he must be Wang Lianhua, and he was here to find him.

Shen Lian strode over and sat across from him.

"Your Excellency is Wang Lianhua?"

"You know me?"

"I heard my cousin talk about you, and he said that you are good at many things and are a very interesting person."

"Did Shen Lang tell you that he has been played by me many times, and he was very embarrassed by me."

"That's not true, but he told me that your words should be listened to in reverse, and the words you just said turned the characters around, which is the truth of the matter."

Shen Lian used the most insipid tone to say the words that made Wang Lianhua vomit blood, Wang Lianhua didn't care about the tone of Shen Lian's speech, but she cared very much about Shen Lang's evaluation.

"That's what Shen Lang said about me?"

"My cousin's character, how can he gossip behind his back? Here's how I summarized it myself. ”

"He's got a little bit of a conscience!"

"He just didn't say the conclusion, he actually thought so, I just said it for him, this can be called a mouth substitute in my hometown!"

"What else did Shen Lang tell you?"

"He said that your temper is not very good, and your heart and eyes are a little small, and your anger hurts your liver, and your liver is most likely sick, so I think you should drink more honey honeysuckle......"

Wang Lianhua: (; ￢＿￢)

If Shen Lang said this, I immediately ate this table and gnawed the wine jar.

This guy is so perceptive that he found that my liver was damaged, and I was punched and punched, only the liver was damaged, and there was indeed something wrong with the liver.

What a prescription!

My liver is damaged, what are you prescribing me to clear the heat and remove the fire? You think I don't know how to heal?

Why is this guy's mouth so broken?

Shen Lang only said that this guy was brave, but he didn't say that this guy was very poor, broken, and cheap!

Wang Lianhua had countless grooves in her heart, and she didn't know which words to say first, until Shen Lian said three hundred words, felt a little thirsty, and stopped to drink water, so she found an opportunity to speak, and wanted to find a good way to get back to the field.

Wang Lianhua is erudite and talented, and she is rich in five cars, and if you talk about eloquent ability, the two Shen Lian are not opponents.

I was about to speak, but suddenly I found out that I had been tricked.

How could a character like Shen Lian be more broken than the old lady at the entrance of the village, he just said a lot, just observing words and feelings, not looking for faults and fighting.

If it was usual, these little tricks would be helpless, but Shen Lian took the lead and used Shen Lang to stir up his heart, and then took advantage of the void to enter.

Shen Lian stopped talking, of course, not because he was thirsty and wanted to drink water, but because he got the information he wanted, there was no need to continue to ramble.

What a great character!

Shen Lang's younger brother is really extraordinary.

"Shen Zhutou has good skills."

"What the master taught, the secret of the master."

"I have seen your senior brother Tong Lin, Tong Lin is gentle and elegant, concise in speech, and never breaks his mouth.

I have met your second senior brother Liu Changjie, Liu Changjie is decisive, neat and tidy, and rarely talks nonsense.

I have seen your third senior sister Feng Siniang, Feng Siniang is as hot as fire, anxious as a wind, and likes to play with knives.

I've seen your fifth junior brother chasing the wind......"

Wang Lianhua used a cold tone to analyze Shen Lian's fellow disciples, and then came to a conclusion.

"The sum of several of them is not as good at talking nonsense as you, this is not a secret of the master, this is a broken mouth, you must be a good hand of a famous family."

The famous master is a debater among the hundreds of sons, specializing in how to debate, and most of the disciples are good people.

The debate of famous experts is different from Su Qin and Zhang Yi's kind of tongue fighting the world, and it is not sitting and discussing, it is just a simple debate, many sophistries and no practicality.

Wang Lianhua's words are definitely not praise.

"Celebrity? I'm not interested, I think, I should be a good hand of the Legalist, after all, I am a fast catcher, and I may also be a good hand of the soldier, I am very good at charging. ”

"Is there a soldier situation?"

"I don't understand anything else."

"You're so honest."

"I think you should be honest when dealing with people, I am a very honest person, I answer all the questions you ask truthfully, how can I ...... the prince"

Shen Lian did not snort in yin or yang, Wang Lian said in his heart that you are definitely the heir of a famous family, otherwise where did you learn the ability to reverse black and white and take words out of context.

Where did you learn it?

Of course, I learned it from the third aunt of the pathetic faction.

Reversing black and white, taking quotes out of context, shifting things, and making things up are the most basic homework of journalism.

"You may not know that if I think a person is a friend, I won't call him by his first name, but like to call him by his surname, such as Lao Xiao and Lao Yan."

"So what?"

"I think we're friends now."

"Tsk~ This is really my pleasure."

"Can I call you that?"

"Whatever you want."

"Then I'll call you Lao Wang!"

Wang Lianhua: You have come around in such a big circle, just for this sentence, you are really sick in the brain.

"Don't like it? I also don't think it's good, Xiao Fengyan Nantian is a rough man, you can be called Lao Xiao Laoyan, you are a handsome son, so it seems very old. ”

"And what do you want to call me?"

"I'll call you Xiao Wang!"

"Beep beep ......"

Wang Lianhua confirmed one thing, that is, Shen Lian's martial arts must be very clever, otherwise with such a cheap mouth, he would have been beaten to death a long time ago.

In fact, Wang Lianhua didn't know that Shen Lian had indeed encountered danger and was almost killed by Shangguan Tianye, but fortunately, the master rescued him in time and survived the catastrophe.

Thank You, Master!

There is only Master in the world!

"Old Wang, what are you doing in Sword Forge City? I remember you don't use a sword, and you don't like to use a blade. ”

Wang Lianhua is a pedantic celestial, and there are too many martial arts, in order to exert the strongest combat power, she has always been based on fists and feet, and the blades are all made of local materials.

Therefore, he has no need for divine soldiers.

Instead, the divine soldiers will restrain Wang Lianhua's play.

"I said I was honest just now, and now I will pull the calf, can't you guess my purpose?"

"Chai Yuguan?"

"I found the traces of Chai Yuguan."

"Why didn't you tell Shen Lang?"

"I want to see how Shen Lang is anxious, and I found it before him, this time I won!"

Wang Lianhua was a little proud on her face.

When they first met Shen Lang, Wang Lianhua and Shen Lang were hostile, the two calculated each other, and finally Shen Lang was more skilled, Wang Lianhua happily admitted defeat, set up a game to fight wits with Shen Lang again, and then lost to Shen Lang again.

There are more times of fighting wits, and the two gradually change from enemies to friends, although they are friends, but the two still often fight wits, which is Wang Lianhua's greatest pleasure.

Shen Lian stretched out his index finger and shook it lightly in front of Wang Lianhua's eyes, indicating that you were thinking too much.

"First of all, Shen Lang is never in a hurry.

Secondly, if you really find a trace, you should never come to me, we don't know each other, even if you have Shen Lang as a guarantee, will you easily believe me?

You came to me, it is indeed related to Chai Yuguan, your purpose is for me to help you find Chai Yuguan, although you are a pedant, but after all, you are not a teacher. ”

Shen Lian said with a smile: "Since we first met, you have been tempting, and while I am observing your words and feelings, you are also observing me in reverse.

You deliberately exposed all kinds of flaws, gave me the opportunity to take advantage of the situation, and deliberately made me ask for a verbal bargain.

It's all a temptation.

Test my observation and analytical skills.

Even now I am also tempting, testing whether I can see through your whole purpose, I think I can't talk too much, and saying so much is enough. ”

Shen Lian picked up Wang Lianhua's wine jug, drank all the wine inside, and burned the donkey meat along the way.

"Lao Wang, remember to check out!"

Looking at Shen Lian's back and the empty plates on the table, Wang Lianhua smiled helplessly.

Wang Lianhua was indeed testing just now, otherwise, with his temperament, how could he jump out like this, this is deliberately exposing flaws and testing Shen Lian's reaction ability.

Shen Lian's reaction was indeed very fast.

Shen Lian ate faster.

While rambling nonsense, while analyzing his plan, he ate the meal well.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to drink all his wine, and by the way, he took the last two donkey meat on the table and burned it, leaving him only an empty table and Xiao Er's bill.

Shen Lang was right.

This cousin of his, never suffers.

If he doesn't want you to take advantage, even if it's a donkey meat, he'll take it away.

That's not right!

This is my donkey meat on fire!

Wang Lianhua showed a look of horror, she was unknowingly infected by Shen Lian, and she actually used Shen Lian's way to analyze what happened just now.

At this moment, Shen Lian returned: "Old Wang, I live in the City Lord's Mansion, where do you live?" ”

"I also live in the City Lord's Mansion."

"Why didn't we see it?"

"I left early, you came back late."

The two matched the room number and found that Wang Lianhua lived in No. 2, and Shen Lian was at No. 3.

Jiazi No. 1 is Bai Feifei's residence.

Therefore, Wang Lianhua is Shen Lian's neighbor and Bai Feifei's neighbor......

What does this mean?

It shows that God has made arrangements, and he can only call Wang Lianhua Xiao Wang, and must not call him Lao Wang.

"Xiao Wang, see you in the evening."

"Why don't you call me Lao Wang? I don't think the title of Xiao Wang is good, like your subordinate. ”

"Don't get me wrong, my name is Chu Liuxiang, and I have always called him Xiao Chu, and Chu Liuxiang is very supportive of this."

"Really?"

"I swear by Chu Liuxiang's nose!"

……

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose awkwardly, revealing an embarrassed but polite smile, and wanted to find a sand pit to bury her head in it and never take it out again.

The three aunts and grandmothers are so good at playing.

Don't play with him next time.

This game is really not fun!

Song Tian'er straightened her chest and pulled Su Rongrong, who wanted to comfort Chu Liuxiang, and told her not to be soft-hearted, while Li Hongsleeve picked up a paintbrush and drew Chu Liuxiang's appearance.

"Three aunts and grandmothers......"

"Huh?"

"Did you have fun this time?"

Li Hongsleeve smiled: "It's still the same." ”

"What's missing?"

"Hang this picture all over the cabin, of course."

Li Hongsleeve just drew a sketch, and wrote down the scene with a few strokes, and Chu Liuxiang on the picture scroll looked like a silly boy, very, very embarrassed.

Chu Liuxiang said with a smile: "People in the rivers and lakes say that I have never been defeated, and I will lose to you this time." ”

"You're not a loser."

"What should a loser look like?"

"Come and see this."

Song Tian'er handed over a book.

"100 Postures to Admit Defeat"

Author: Song Mutou

The first type: Tiger landing type;

The second type: the demon dog weeps and breaks;

A total of 100 poses are drawn throughout the text, and each pose is illustrated in detail and in writing.

As for the author of this strange thing, Chu Liuxiang felt that it was probably Shen Lian, but Shen Lian was not good at painting and couldn't draw such lifelike dynamic pictures.

After these hundred postures, there are various methods of surrender and counter-killing, such as showing a good wife and mother posture after surrendering, and tempting strong enemies with beauty.

There are even descriptions of various skills such as knitting sweaters and stir-frying, which makes Chu Liuxiang itch.

Looking at it intently, Su Rongrong was knitting a sweater, Song Tianer was a female chef god, Li Hong's sleeves and red sleeves were fragrant, and the images of the three of them became extremely tall by the way.

Ji Bingyan suddenly said: "Hu Tiehua, take a good look at this book, you can use it in Huashan!" ”

Hu Tiehua said angrily: "Impossible, Lao Tzu would rather be hacked to death by Kumei than use this broken posture, and Lao Tzu is running away now, where will Shen Lian find me?" ”

Greenbeard whispered: "Hu Daxia, you definitely can't run, Shen Zhutou has long seen through the tricks of the three girls, and deliberately did not expose them, and used their strategy as sincerity to let them watch you." ”

"They can't stand me."

Hu Tiehua was dying and struggling, only his mouth was hard.

"Chu Xiangshuai will definitely be able to watch you."

Hu Tiehua: _|\○_

I really want to escape~~ but I can't run away~~

Li Hongsleeve comforted: "Lao Hu, don't be sad, I'll take you to a fun place." ”

"How much fun?"

"I looked at the collection of books here, and I found a record of a treasure, a very large treasure."

"What do I want treasure for?"

"Of course, I will take it and give it to Shen Zhutou, so that he can open up to you, don't toss too hard."

"Where's the treasure?"

"Suzhou! When the Great White Kingdom was destroyed by the Mengyuan Marshal Si Hanfei, and the capital was destroyed, it happened to trigger a black sandstorm and completely buried the capital.

Although Si Hanfei was victorious, he was unable to take the treasure from the treasury, and according to the information I found, the treasure will be opened in about a month. ”

(End of chapter)