As the saying goes, it is not trivial for the father-in-law to be angry.

Shen Lian has thousands of means, and he has a hundred thousand words of reason in his mind, but he can't say anything at the moment.

The majesty of Uncle Yue is really terrifying.

Shen Lian felt dizzy, stiff and weak, weak limbs, crumbling, and declining qi and blood......

That feeling is like eating a bottle of Ten Spiced Soft Tendon Powder and three bottles of Seven Insects and Seven Flowers Cream, and then being stung by the purple jade pipa, and being slashed three or four times.

Yan fanatics don't have such a strong deterrent!

Because Shen Lian dared to swing his fist at Yan Maniac, but now he could only endure it honestly, thinking about what kind of track to use to relieve the anger of his old father-in-law.

Female colt?

It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate!

Although I have a vest Li Yilian, how many people can put me in prison? Lao Zhu does not have this hobby.

The Legend of the White Snake?

This can be considered.

The family is Bai Suzhen Bai Niangniang, our family is Feng Suzhen Feng Niangniang, next to it is Jinshan Temple, Jinshan Temple just has a Fahai, and Shen Lian can't beat it.

What about the personal vendetta of the Fahai Communiqué?

I'm going to go find a few insurances first, adopt a few godsons who have Buddha fate, and then take my godson around Fahai all day long, so that he can't help but accept apprentices.

If Fahai wants to declare a personal vendetta, I will ask my godson to bring me food, which godson to find first?

Feng Shaoqing quoted scriptures and used various means to demonstrate Shen Lian's bastard behavior, proving that Shen Lian was a complete bastard from multiple levels such as morality, etiquette, and rules of the rivers and lakes, and deserved to be destroyed by others.

Shen Lian quietly popped out the soundproof air cover, isolating Feng Shaoqing's voice, and thinking wildly in his mind.

When he got the Yijin Sutra before, Shen Lian poured out the idea of accepting a few godsons, although it was just a subconscious flash, but since he had an idea, this idea could not be suppressed, and he had already asked Jin Yichuan to find someone.

Find the target first, and then fool around.

Feng Shaoqing didn't know martial arts, his body was fat, and his physical strength was very poor, so he soon couldn't hold on, sitting on a chair and panting, Shen Lian immediately dispersed his air cover.

"Uncle Yue is right!"

"Did you hear what I said?"

Feng Shaoqing snorted coldly.

He has been the prefect for so many years, so he naturally has the ability to observe words and feelings, and he has long seen that Shen Lian's left ear went in and out of his right ear just now, and his brain flew into outer space.

Shen Lian explained seriously: "Uncle Yue has read a lot and understands more truths, what you said must be right." ”

"I said I should have castrated you."

"You can ask Su Zhen's opinion on this matter."

Feng Shaoqing: (Yi)

Feng Suzhen: ⊙_⊙|||

"What if Suzhen is okay?"

"What the son-in-law just said is Bai Suzhen, you ask the white lady's opinion, she is at the bottom of the Leifeng Pagoda and was suppressed by nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Buddhist charms."

"Lao Tzu fought with you!"

Feng Shaoqing rushed over with his teeth and claws.

Of course, Shen Lian can't fight with Feng Shaoqing, even if he stands here, doesn't dodge, doesn't defend, and lets Feng Shaoqing swing his fist, he can exhaust him.

Shen Lian previously said that King Kong is not bad and can only be used five times, and after five times, the true qi forms a circulation in the body, refining the muscles and bones by itself, walking, sitting, lying down, drinking and having fun, and the muscles and bones will become tougher.

This is not entirely a fabrication.

At least this is indeed the case with Shen Lian, but this effect does not come from the Vajra Immortal Skill, but from the mutated version of the "Inner Circulation One Yang Finger".

The power of the Yang Finger drives the true qi of the Vajra, swirling in the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, and the body is quenched all the time.

There was no need to mobilize any true qi, Shen Lian's skin and flesh could already defend against swords and swords, unless Feng Shaoqing was holding a divine weapon, he could only leave marks.

"Uncle Yue, my son-in-law understands what you mean, you are worried that Su Zhen will be bullied, don't worry, definitely not, no one in my family can beat Su Zhen......"

"Ahem~~"

"If you can fight, you won't fight, there is a word called three wives and four concubines, I still have a place in my family, if you think the son-in-law is low, the son-in-law can be promoted again."

"Can you be promoted to an officer?"

"The son-in-law is not a normal official, the son-in-law is the martial arts of the imperial court, the higher the martial arts cultivation, the higher the title obtained, not the son-in-law boasts, and then give the son-in-law two or three years, there will be the power to move mountains and reclaim the sea."

Feng Shaoqing thought in his heart, Shen Lian was originally a collateral of the Shen family, but now that he has a title, he naturally changed from a collateral to a sect, and won the support of all the clan elders.

In terms of money, Shen Lian is definitely not lacking.

In terms of officials, if Shen Lian's martial arts continue to improve by leaps and bounds, he will definitely get higher and higher.

As for the three wives and four concubines, they belong to nonsense in the scholarly family of the family, and the original meaning of this is to describe the many wives and concubines, to be precise, there are many concubines.

It's just that in the process of circulation, the meaning of many words has changed, resulting in a lot of ambiguity.

The Shen family is not a big family, and it is impossible for a big family to accept an upstart and martial artist like the Shen family.

Therefore, Shen Lian doesn't need to talk about those rules, and he doesn't have to care about what the original meaning is, which meaning is most beneficial to him, so he naturally agrees with which meaning.

"How far have you got?"

"You can set up a martial arts competition and make an appointment to compete at an age, and you can see with your own eyes how your son-in-law throws those challengers out of the ring."

"Phew! I am the prefect of Hangzhou, how can I put up a ring to recruit relatives? You think I'm a charlatan? ”

"Otherwise, how can the son-in-law demonstrate? Why don't you go and find a mountain, and the son-in-law will blow it down. ”

Feng Shaoqing: (╬◣д◢)

"I don't know anything about martial arts, if you test your martial arts, it's easy to be deceived by you, it's better to test your literary talent, I won't embarrass you, you can adapt the story of the White Snake and create a new story."

After Feng Shaoqing found out about the two of them, he once seriously "interrogated" Feng Suzhen.

According to Feng Suzhen's confession, Shen Lian is almost omnipotent in martial arts, and has a lot of insight into poetry and songs, but he is not good at writing articles and making up stories.

In order to enhance the persuasiveness and improve Shen Lian's style, Feng Suzhen explained the tricks created by Shen Lian to Feng Shaoqing one by one, proving that Shen Lian was by no means a reckless reckless man, and the reckless man was just his disguise.

Feng Shaoqing entered the official career through the imperial examination, and his talent was extremely good, and when he heard the name of the move, he knew that Shen Lian did have a high attainment in poetry.

Martial arts can't help Shen Lian.

Poetry can't help but be refined.

Then it can only be a test of writing articles.

If nothing is difficult for Shen Lian, wouldn't Shen Lian be underestimated, wouldn't his daughter be bullied?

Feng Shaoqing squinted his eyes, and said in his heart Lao Tzu is here watching you write, your "money ability", and those friends in the rivers and lakes, none of them can help you.

Feng Suzhen was secretly proud.

Daddy got the trick.

When following Shen Lian to the rivers and lakes, Feng Suzhen learned Shen Lian's ability to observe words and emotions and lay out thousands of miles, especially the volume of "The Case of Di Gong of the Tang Dynasty", which gave Feng Suzhen a lot of inspiration and let her see part of the truth.

At that time, she saw Di Cemetery in the White Horse Temple, and said that she wanted to see the story of Di Renjie's detective, and Shen Lian quickly took out a scroll of "Guanhe Suspicious Shadow" with undried ink.

It is followed by "The Legend of the Blue Shirt", "The Eagle on the Spilled Blood", "The Snake Spirit", and "The Phantom of Caoqu"!

Shen Lian said that it has been a southerly wind recently, and the humidity in Luoyang is relatively heavy, so the ink is blurry, what is the specific situation, how can he hide it from Feng Suzhen?

Even if it is really humid in the south wind, how can this kind of popular in the market be a lonely book?

Why is it only available in Luoyang?

To be precise, why was only Shen Lian able to buy that solitary volume, didn't this explain the problem?

Feng Suzhen was confused by Shen Lian's appearance, and felt that Shen Lian might have asked a friend to write it, but later thought, if it was written by a friend, why did Shen Lian have to hide it?

There is only one truth of the matter!

That is, Shen Lian is very good at making up stories!

Shen Lian can make up countless interesting stories in a very short period of time, which is Shen Lian's secret.

Herein lies the problem.

How can such a secret thing be leaked at will?

Feng Suzhen felt very sweet on the one hand, and felt that Shen Lian had other deep meanings on the other hand, until her father discovered the secret between her and Shen Lian and was passionately interrogated by her father.

I see!

It's all understood!

Shen Lian had long thought of today's situation and reminded her how to lay it out for her old father-in-law.

In addition, Shen Lian has long had a plan for her, I am afraid that since the first time a woman disguised as a man went out, Shen Lian was calculating today's events and earning everyone into the middle.

Feng Suzhen was willing to join the court.

Feng Shaoqing was kicked into the water by her daughter!

Shen Lian deliberately made a look of embarrassment: "Can you test something else?" For example, the Leifeng Tower? ”

Feng Shaoqing sneered: "No, and I have to add conditions to you, you just said that Leifeng Tower, Leifeng Pagoda captured Bai Suzhen, which reminds me of an ancient text about snake catchers, you have to use this ancient text." ”

"Huh?"

"It can't be just someone to recite, but you must intersperse it all the time and do it, I don't object to your business, you can't do it, if you want to marry my daughter into the door, I'm afraid you can only rob the kiss."

Shen Lian took the case: "Thank you for reminding me, the son-in-law is robbing the family, but the father-in-law wants to stop the son-in-law?" ”

As he spoke, Shen Lian waved his fist.

Feng Shaoqing: Beep beep ......

Shen Lian had to pop out the soundproof air cover, and then took out a pen and paper and began to write, scratching his ears and cheeks while recalling the plot and trying to compile the story as mellow as possible.

At dinner, Shen Lian took Feng Suzhen out to visit the West Lake, and Feng Shaoqing was full of sluggishness......

Is this kid the reincarnation of a monster?

Shen Lian naturally wrote "The Origin of the White Snake".

The background of the story is the Tang Dynasty, the emperor was obsessed with alchemy, and there was a demon to bewitch the emperor and catch snakes for alchemy, which led to Liu Zongyuan's famous article "The Snake Catcher Said".

The young Bai Suzhen was ordered to assassinate the national teacher, but was knocked off the cliff by the national teacher, lost his memory, and met Xu Xian five hundred years ago, at that time his name was Xu Xuan.

There are not only those who care about the suffering of the people, but also those who satirize the emperor's favor and belief in demons, and at the same time ridicule the guys who practice crooked ways are not human or demonic, and they are no different from monsters.

It also makes the story of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian have a complete beginning, why Bai Suzhen is infatuated with Xu Xian, why Xu Xian is so weak, all have explanations, and even at the end of the story, more allusions are introduced.

A centipede lay on the corpse of the national teacher, devouring the spirit of the mother of ten thousand poisonous snakes and the national teacher, and turned into a monk with kind eyebrows and good intentions, whose name is: Pudu Cihang!

The more Feng Shaoqing looked at it, the more obsessed he became, and said in his heart that this person called Pudu Cihang was coming from?

How did Shen Lian come up with these stories?

How do I think that these stories can even connect the history of the middle and late Tang Dynasty, if this is arranged into an opera, and then spread far and wide......

This can be regarded as my political achievement in Hangzhou!

The more Feng Shaoqing thought about it, the more proud he felt, and waited at home for Shen Lian to come back, and then went to ask for two articles.

Waiting left and right, Shen Lian didn't come back.

Feng Suzhen came back on her own.

She put on Feng Shaomin's vest, jumped directly over the wall and jumped into her backyard, and then returned to the boudoir.

……

"Fauber, I've been to the Phoenix Gate, there's nothing suitable there, I can find it for you again...... You've found it, you old guy is ......."

Shen Lian looked at Fu Bo with a surprised face.

Fu Bo did find his wife, this wife is still a famous figure, and her reputation in the rivers and lakes is almost 300 times worse than Shen Lian's, which can be called a ghost in the rivers and lakes.

She is-the sad third aunt!

Jianghu Monthly Gold Medal Pen, who has fabricated countless heroic parents, has dirty exports, and is proficient in all the abilities that a journalist must be proficient in:

Taking quotes out of context, reversing black and white, chasing after the wind, buttoning hats, splashing dirty water, and headlining party ......

If there is journalism in this era, the sad third aunt must be the top figure, and at that time she was not a special editor, but a special professor.

- Each lesson costs hundreds of taels.

At the beginning, she even wrote Shen Lian's manuscript, but the manuscript was stolen by Nie Xiaoworm, otherwise Fu Bo might have to go to the prison to go on a blind date with the third aunt of the tragic faction.

"You two have become?"

Shen Lian almost stared out his eyes.

Fu Bo's face was full of pride: "Sanniang once did something wrong, but she has changed her ways and decided to wash her hands and never contribute again." ”

The third aunt of the tragic faction was slightly dissatisfied: "What did I do wrong?" The martial arts allusions I made up have always been a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer, if there is no permission from those heroes, how dare I make it up? ”

Shen Lian pointed at himself.

Fu Bo smiled: "Master Hou, your article was not sent, for my sake, this matter is over, she really decided to close the pen." ”

Shen Lian asked, "You won't be chased and killed by a martial arts master, and then come to me to avoid trouble, right?" ”

The sad third aunt hurriedly said: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, I am very measured." ”

"I grew up watching Fu Bo, if you are willing to live a good life with Fu Bo, of course I will not have any objections, tomorrow I will buy a house, which will be counted as a wedding gift, just by the West Lake!"

"Master Hou, where is the house in Jinling?"

"Fubo, I suddenly thought of something, my wives are pregnant, it takes ten months, after giving birth to a child, you need to be confined, and then raise the child, and when the child is an adult, then I have the energy to take care of the house."

"So what about ......"

"My requirements are not very high, just wait until my child is crowned, according to the court custom, the age of crowning is twenty years old, you need to work hard for another twenty years.

If you marry a wife and concubine after that, and then a child is born, it will take about 20 years, ignoring the overlap of time, you can work hard for another 30 years. (End of chapter)