Shen Lian rubbed his head with a slight headache.

I remember that many people in my previous life said that the golden martial arts are not only safe, but also have many martial arts cheats, and it is the best novice village in the heavens, and there is nothing more convenient than this.

This is a big mistake.

First of all, in terms of the sinister human heart, it is not comparable to the ancient and warm systems that are full of dangers, but the danger is also extremely high, demons and monsters, and people are often killed.

Secondly, the wonderful martial arts of the gold system have various restrictions nine times out of ten, and it is extremely difficult to get started.

Yijin Sutra: It is necessary not to have the idea of practicing martial arts, but to have an epiphany of Prajna Buddhism, and to comprehend the profound Buddhist principles of selflessness, nobody, sentient beings, and longevity.

Jiuyin True Scripture: You need to understand Taoist common sense, otherwise the consequences will refer to Mei Chaofeng and paralyze yourself.

Jiuyang Shengong: If you want to practice to Dacheng, you need to open up the acupoints around the body at the same time, it is easy to burn the body, if you can't practice to Dacheng, it is easy to be able to send and not receive, and eventually the spirit is exhausted, and the monk Jueyuan is therefore dead.

Ling Bo Weibu: Familiar with the direction of the I Ching Bagua.

Dugu Nine Swords: Thinking must be imaginative.

Taixuan Sutra: The heart is empty and not stained with dust.

Arhat Demon Magic: Abandon mundane thoughts.

Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending: Exclusive martial arts for heroes, without the chivalry of Xiao Feng, Guo Jing, and Hong Qigong, don't think that you can practice, if you can practice one move, even if you can practice one move, Shi Huolong will practice palm skills, which will eventually lead to paralysis of the body.

Toad Gong: Ouyang Feng's own son, Ouyang Ke, is in his thirties and is not qualified to practice this method.

Peach Blossom Island Absolute School: The scum of the school is dispersed.

Loose School: Let's learn Go first.

Six-vein Divine Sword: The internal force must be extremely strong, and the masters of this generation can only barely practice a sword.

Sunflower Treasure Book: Are you sure you want to practice?

Shen Zhaogong: First suffered Ding Dian for two years.

Careful analysis of these profound masters, especially the profound internal skills, most of them belong to refining the gods, Buddhism martial arts to understand Buddhism, Taoism to understand the Tao.

With Shen Lian's learning ability, when it comes to some profound Buddhist principles, he is also helpless, such as the wordless book given by the sweeping monk, which is really incomprehensible.

If Shen Lian is asked to find a novice village, it must be the Liang family martial arts world, worship the Tianshan faction, if the Tianshan faction does not accept it, find a way to worship the Bishan faction.

Decent family, unlimited potential, take out the strength of the third year of high school, even if the qualifications are dull, you can also obtain advanced cultivation, even if you don't have this kind of perseverance, as long as you work hard to get the qualifications, you can also become a martial arts master.

As for the ancient, warm, and yellow systems, not only are they dangerous everywhere, but the most important thing is that even if you want to hug the protagonist's thigh, it doesn't seem to make sense.

Because many of the protagonists are in danger.

At most, they can only guarantee that they will not die, relatives and friends around them, that is to line up to die!

Especially in the Wen system, friends are sacrifices, specially sacrificed to the protagonist, so that the protagonist becomes stronger, or they are killed together, and the death is unbearable.

Shen Lian was thinking about Laba porridge in his heart, and at the same time knew that there would be no major events this year, and all things were backlogged for next year, so he could have a good rest.

Zuo Shi asked in a low voice: "Master Hou, if Xia Ke Island hides a great opportunity, why does the owner of Xia Ke Island want to share it with the outside world?" Are they so generous? ”

"Because they can't read it themselves!"

"If it's a matter of martial arts, why don't you invite the Great Master of Wushang to help? If they had invited the Venerable to comprehend the cheats, they would have already been solved! ”

"Because they are afraid that someone will come to solve the secret, but they don't tell them, those who are too strong dare not invite, and those who are too weak to invite are useless, so they can only choose some and create their own Qimen martial arts, quite a creative master."

The masters invited by Xia Ke Island may not have unfathomable martial arts, but they must have creativity and create their own unique skills, so that they can drink porridge.

In the original plot, masters such as black and white swords do not meet the requirements.

The reason why they can land on the island is because these two goods are outright muddy people, and they are good at sprinkling and rolling, which makes people bored, so they have to let people on board.

Brother Dog sat in the carriage, enjoying the scenery outside through the window, and only felt dazzled.

There is heaven above, and Suzhou and Hangzhou below.

Brother Dog grew up in the mountains since he was a child, how did he see such a wonderful beauty? Especially when I arrived at the West Lake, I was speechless in surprise when I saw the beautiful lake and mountains.

Beauty!

It's so beautiful!

Although the scenery is good, it is not as good as that of parents and family, Brother Dog hurriedly asked: "Brother Shen, the master you let me see is here?" Will he be able to find my parents? ”

Shen Lian smiled: "Of course you can." ”

Zuo Shi went back and told Feng Siniang that Shen Lian was going to Xia Ke Island to die, and asked the ladies to prepare ropes, and when Shen Lian returned to the Hou Mansion, they would be tied up solidly.

Shen Lian took Brother Dog to see Fahai.

Fahai sighed lately.

The talents and beauty of the good are all abducted by Shen Lian.

Why is Shen Lian's luck so good?

The most hateful thing is that Shen Lian takes his godson to hang around him every day, tempts him, and basically scoops up all the treasures that he pressed at the bottom of the box.

Alas!

How did this scourge survive until now?

Just when Fahai sighed, Shen Lian took Brother Dog to Leifeng Pagoda: "Senior, junior introduces you to a virtuous person, the Buddha is deep and far-reaching, and even cultivated the Arhat Demon Suppression Divine Skill, I want you to guide the Dharma." ”

Fahai raised his eyes and was stunned.

As the top figure in Buddhism, Fahai certainly knew that it was almost impossible to get started with the Arhat Demon Suppression Divine Skill, and even the great monks and great virtues could not do it.

If it is a happy kind of child, with the child's playful nature, he may be able to get started by luck, and there is little hope for an adult man.

Unexpectedly, the young man brought by Shen Lian not only started the Arhat Demon Suppression Divine Skill, but also practiced to an extremely advanced level, and he almost practiced to the fullest.

How is this possible?

Looking at it again, I found that this person seemed to be ignorant, but in fact he was wise and foolish, just like Zhilan Yushu Mirror Bodhi, not contaminated with red dust and tacky.

How can there be such a character in the world?

Fahai smiled and said, "Good boy, come and let the old man see, what kind of Buddhism do you want to learn?" ”

Brother Dog is very straightforward: "Buddhism? I'm not here to study Buddhism, I'm here to find my mother. ”

Faheqi said: "Looking for a mother? Could it be that your mother is in Leifeng Pagoda? You won't call Xu Shilin, will you? ”

Brother Dog hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I don't call Xu Shilin, nor Shi Potian, Shi Zhongyu, I call me Dog Bastard, this is the name my mother took." ”

Of course, Fahai knew that his name was not Xu Shilin, just joking, but he didn't expect the young man in front of him to react so violently to his name, and another point, why is his name so weird, who would take this kind of name?

Parents generally give their children nicknames, and in order to make their children support, most of them are mediocre.

For example, Shen Lian's children take the tiger as their nickname, and wait until they remember, and then take a good name.

There are also parents who come up with strange names.

For example, Sun Quan's daughter is a big tiger and a little tiger, and Cao Pi's Empress Wende Guo is a "queen", and Queen Guo is not her title, but her name.

For example, Jin Chenggong, Ji's surname is Jin, and his name is black buttocks.

No matter how strange the name is, even if you name your child Dog Leftover, it is better than a dog mongrel.

It's not a name, it's a vent of resentment.

Fahai is so knowledgeable, after a little thought, he thought of seven or eight possibilities, and said with a smile: "Good boy, the old man doesn't ask your name, the old man is a little curious, if you want to find your mother, why do you want to come to Leifeng Tower?" ”

Brother Dog pointed at Shen Lian: "Brother Shen said that my predecessors are omnipotent and can help me find my mother." ”

Fahai:(; ￢＿￢)

Do you know how many beats the mighty dragon will produce when it hits your body? Ever heard of this rhythm?

Shen Lian patted his chest: "Master, don't worry, I want to find someone, even if I go to heaven and earth, and I can find out if I go to the sky and the earth, and I can find out the people." ”

Fahai looked at Brother Dog: "Child, if you want me to help you find your mother, you have to tell me where your home is and what special characteristics you have." ”

Brother Dog has an excellent memory, and although he has been away from home for six or seven years, he still remembers the past.

"My family lives in the middle of two mountains, the two mountains are neatly arranged, some of them look like bear ears, in addition to my mother, there is Ah Huang, my mother ......"

Brother Dog talked about his childhood intermittently.

For example, his mother did not allow him to ask for help.

For example, his mother is obviously good at cooking, but she never takes the initiative to cook food, she always asks him to wash vegetables and cook.

For example, my mother would get angry from time to time, kick him and hit him when she was angry, and she would cry constantly.

Brother Dog even remembers how his mother scolded him.

"Dog mongrel, what are you asking me for? Why don't you beg your delicate little slut to go? ”

Shen Lian is very good at listening.

Fahai is very good at enlightening people's hearts.

Brother Dog has been depressed for many years and has nowhere to talk, but now he is saying it in one go, and there is an indescribable pleasure.

Fahai is accustomed to the joys and sorrows of the world, and guesses that Brother Dog's mother is mostly abandoned by scumbags, and because she hates scumbags, she vents on her children.

Fahai secretly reasoned in his heart that this little brother was about eighteen or nineteen years old, and his parents must be in their forties.

At this age, the famous scumbag is none other than the King of Dali Zhennan, could it be that he is the son of Duan Zhengchun?

Looking closely, although Brother Dog is confused, his eyebrows are quite handsome, and his parents must be ......

"Ahem~~"

Fahai coughed a few times, no longer thinking nonsense.

He saw Shen Lian's eyes watching the show.

Shen Lian is good at observing words and feelings, and most of them guess his thoughts through his expression, this idea must be wrong, so he shows such an expression.

"Shen Lian, what's going on?"

"Senior, although you are a martial artist, but after all, you are a monk, you don't know how to love men and women, his mother is not abandoned, but too good, the other party feels inferior when he sees it, and he doesn't dare to be close to her."

Brother Dog's adoptive mother is named Mei Fanggu, and in the past, she admired Shi Qing, the "black sword" in the black and white double sword.

It's a pity that Shi Qing doesn't like her.

It's not that Mei Fanggu is bad, but it's too good.

Mei Fanggu is beautiful and exquisite, far above Shi Qing's wife Min Rou, with profound martial arts, proficient in the two schools of the Mei family and the Ding family, and is better than Shi Qing.

Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, knitting female red, cooking, and even planting flowers and grass, there is no one she can't do.

Mei Fanggu was too good, too strong, Shi Qing felt ashamed of himself when he saw it, and avoided it from afar.

This kind of thing is not unique to Shi Qing.

For example, Jiang Feng and Invite Moon and Mercy Star.

Ying Yue is not a gentle wife, she is a proper domineering queen, no matter how beautiful the queen is, she can't dilute Jiang Feng's fear, and she can't stand up to her waist!

If Mei Fanggu had a few aspects, slightly weaker than Shi Qing, Shi Qing might have some thoughts, but she was strong in everything, and Shi Qing would be soft when he saw her.

Invite the moon is right.

Mei Fanggu is not wrong.

Wrongly, the two sides are really not suitable.

Don't say that in this era, even hundreds of years later, few people can accept that women are strong and men are weak.

To tell the truth, the same is true for Shen Lian.

If there is a woman who is stronger than Shen Lian in all aspects, and she is crazy about Shen Lian, Shen Lian will of course be tempted by it, and at the same time, she will work hard to cultivate, and strive to surpass her as soon as possible, at least to keep up with her.

Lu Siniang and Shen Zaikuan are in different situations.

Although Shen Zaikuan does not know martial arts, he is the best in the world in terms of talent and learning, and he has half of the advantages.

Fahai glanced at Shen Lian.

Shen Lian said: "Within three days, the junior sent a map of Bears Ears Mountain, and you took this little brother to go around Bears Ears Mountain, and by the way, you can understand all kinds of things in the world." ”

Fahai nodded: "Yes!" ”

Shen Lian rubbed his hands: "Senior, junior sent you a good talent, are you ......?"

Fahai looked proud, and said in his heart that your little slippery head also miscalculated: "This little benefactor, with a marriage line entwined in his body, has a marriage relationship in his body, how can a poor monk break up his husband and wife and force others to be monks?" ”

Shen Lian: s('ヘ; )ゞ

You go and ask Xu Xian how he feels about this?

The words were not spoken.

Otherwise, Fahai would definitely not mind, and play a set of powerful Tianlong on Shen Lian to loosen his muscles and bones.

"Senior, you are in love, why do you have to become a monk when you practice Buddhism? As long as it complies with the law of fate. ”

"In this case, Shen Lian, I think you have some Buddha fate, it is better to practice Buddhism with the poor monks, and the poor monks will teach you how to abstain from sex first, and solve a thousand sorrows with one sword."

"No need, the younger generation does not have this blessing, the younger generation will leave, and your old man will slowly come to his senses."

Shen Lian turned around and ran.

Fahai took out the razor he used to shave his head, and said in his heart that this thing is so terrible, isn't it just shaving?

Keep a bald head, and there will be one less flaw in your physical fitness!

Belch......

The bald head does have this advantage.

No matter how powerful the body refining Xuangong is, it is difficult to practice the hair strands, and the body refining master can grab the hair and pull it hard, without trying to pull down the scalp, as long as you can see the blood, the body protection qigong will be broken.

Monks don't have this kind of trouble.

Because they don't have hair.

You can't scratch your eyebrows, can you?

Even if he wants to fly and kick his lower body, the old monk can make up for it with iron crotch skills, and he is not afraid of ordinary punches and kicks.

Fahai remembers that when he was young, he faced off against a Manchu master who was good at refining bodies, directly grabbed his money rat tail, and broke his iron cloth shirt with one blow.

……

Shen Lianfei ran home.

As soon as he entered the door, he was greeted by a huge net, binding Shen Lian Rope.

Shen Lian struggled twice and was pressed by Feng Siniang.

"It's the other way around, you dare to go to Xia Ke Island!"

"Madam, madam, my waist is broken, you let me go first, Xia Ke Island is really not dangerous, I will take Tang Zhuquan to go, let him ...... in case of danger"

"Humph! Are you the one who makes people behind? In case of danger, you must go on your own, and leave yourself to defend against the enemy! ”

"I'll take Lu Xiaofeng with me!"

"Humph!" (End of chapter)