Nantianmen Elementary School, Wednesday, sunny.

Lu Yuncheng is being trained.

According to Lu Yuncheng's temper in the past, even if it was Hongjun Dao Ancestor, Yang Mei Great Immortal, and the main god light ball in front of him, he would not hesitate to draw his sword and cut him.

In fact, when the Void was training, Lu Yuncheng had seen these gods, and they had all fought.

It's a pity that at this moment, I don't dare to do it.

Lu Yuncheng lowered his head, like the parent of a primary school student who made a mistake, and was reprimanded by the thick bottom of the bottle in front of him.

Belch......

It can't be said to be like, but it is.

"Mr. Lu, what did you say at the beginning, go back and take care of the children, accompany the children well, look at the children's homework, is this like words!"

"This is Nezha's extracurricular assignment, I asked him to observe an animal, what did he observe? A golden dragon of more than 800 meters, is this a dragon? This is a large lizard with wings, which is obviously a screenshot of the game! ”

"Look at Feng Yi again, at a young age, you began to learn early love, and pass small notes in class!"

"And this, Red Boy, the last time he had a kite flying competition at school, his kite couldn't fly, and in a fit of anger, he dared to set fire to it and burned the kite......"

Lu Yuncheng felt that his scalp was very itchy.

Reaching out and touching it, he touched a handful of hair.

It seems that when I go home tonight, before I go to buy a belt, I should buy hair growth lotion first, I am a dignified Emperor of Donghua, and one day I will lose my hair for the bear child......

The void has experienced several epochs, and after entering this world with the Kunlun Mirror, Lu Yuncheng arranged for the children around him to enter the primary school and let them learn knowledge.

Unexpectedly, they are all bear children.

The first is Lu Fengyi, who was born from the congenital yin and yang yuan fetus, inherited Wan Wan's peerless beauty and Lu Yuncheng's boldness, congenital refinement, hobby is hammering, and early love with snakes.

After entering the school, he was strictly forbidden by Lu Yuncheng to use all kinds of magical spells, but some habits are definitely impossible to change, and a small note will be passed in class every day.

Ah Si is a scholar, and his master Chenlong has always been "free-range" to him, the teacher calls the parents, and it has always been Lu Yuncheng who has been trained on his behalf, and she never cares.

Over time, the teacher directly called Lu Yuncheng.

The second is the godson Nezha, who is very well-behaved in most cases, except when he sees a dragon.

The teacher's extracurricular homework was to observe the animals, and Nezha went directly to Guanyin's house to shoot Guanyin Dashi catching ...... in a certain world The golden dragon of crossing.

However, the lighting, soundtrack, lines, and editing are so perfect, most of them are not done by Nezha.

Bai Ze should have done it for him.

It's not a small amount of courage!

Finally, there is the Red Child.

Red Boy is not Lu Yuncheng's disciple, but his father Niu Dali is not good at teaching children, so he directly threw Red Boy to Lu Yuncheng and Guanyin, and then opened a company with Princess Iron Fan to do business, Princess Iron Fan sells all kinds of fans, Niu Dali's main business is...... Boutique beef.

The rest of the immortals also have their own careers.

Maitreya opened a logistics company, Xingtian and Xiaotian both worked in the company, and the general manager was Guanyin.

Yang Jian opened a cat café, this guy loves fluffy animals the most, but because of the relationship between the roaring dogs, he can't raise other dogs, and only has dozens of cats.

Chenlong opened a quaint tavern.

Lu Mingye likes to read, and has opened a library, a reading website, a script killing shop, and a film and television company.

Wan Wan was idle and bored, and forcibly pulled Bai Suzhen and Shi Qingxuan to open a training class, specializing in teaching classical musical instruments and classical dance, and there was an endless stream of people seeking to learn.

Scarlet opened a fortune-telling parlor.

Wushuang and Xianyun opened a restaurant.

Even the most tranquil Yang Chan opened several convenience stores under the influence of Ah Cha and Xiaoqing.

All the financial problems in the family are managed by Sun Xiaohong and Shang Xiuxun, Sun Xiaohong is the chairman, Shang Xiuxun is the financial director, and Lu Yuncheng eats white food.

Delicate wives and concubines, disciples, relatives and friends, all have their own careers, but Lu Yuncheng has not found any job, and specializes in taking care of children at home.

Therefore, all the bear children are in the Lu family, and all the parent-teacher meetings are held by Lu Yuncheng.

If you don't use the supernatural power technique, in two or three years at most, Lu Yuncheng will become the Mediterranean.

After more than half an hour of hard work, Lu Yuncheng was finally relieved from the teacher's "earnest teachings", returned home with the three bear children, and took out the genuine seven wolves he bought halfway, revealing his eyes to teach the children.

"Little bell, very good at passing notes!"

"Dad, I'm ...... That's not right! Didn't you agree a long time ago? I wasn't wrong! Which of the siblings in the family is not married? Why can't I? ”

Lu Fengyi said with a smile: "Daddy, if you really want to be held responsible, this is all your problem, who made you owe Twelve Yuanchen Cause and Effect in the first place?" Otherwise, you will use the supernatural power of creation to turn me into an adult, right? ”

Lu Yuncheng gritted his back molars and said: "I wanted to open up a small world for you and let you go to experience, but you said that you would not go, you had to go to school, there are rules for going to school, and early love is absolutely forbidden!" ”

Nezha said expressionlessly: "Father-in-law, there is no problem with my homework, the teacher asked me to observe animals, the golden dragon belongs to animals, I am not wrong!" ”

Lu Yuncheng smiled coldly: "Observing the dragon, it must be right, but writing homework on behalf of you is obviously a wrong behavior, it is necessary to correct you for your father, your homework was done by Bai Ze, I will beat him tomorrow." ”

Nezha:(; ￣д￣)

Bai Ze: Ahh Ahh Ahh

The red boy said with a big grin: "My grades are at this level, as the saying goes, big stupid cow, if I'm particularly smart, that's the problem." ”

"Believe it or not, I'm pumping you?"

"You beat me too lightly, my father beat me, all of them are pulling off the belt, or you can punish something else, such as going to the boiler, or let me bake chicken wings, if you always want to eat some vegetarian food, I can bake lotus root slices."

The red boy looked at Lu Yuncheng proudly, and glanced at Nezha with bad intentions by the way.

As a species of the Bull Demon King, the red boy can be said to be not afraid of the sky and the earth, anyway, Lao Tzu is a big stupid cow, whose cow is smart? I just can't learn!

Beat him, he has rough skin and thick flesh, and he is not afraid of beating.

Scolding him, he went in and out of his left ear.

This guy can even taste the newly bought snacks while being scolded, he has a natural ability to regurgitate, and the snacks are hidden in the stomach pouch and can be eaten at any time.

Lu Yuncheng rubbed the back of his head with a headache.

"Little bell, from today onwards, you must not pass notes in class, you must listen carefully, if you call your parents because of this, believe it or not, I will let you transfer to another school?

Your mother has a lot of connections in Hangzhou, and it shouldn't be difficult to find a school for you there.

Nezha, you have to pay for doing something wrong, this is the workbook I bought for you, every subject is available, every time I ask Bai Ze to do homework in the future, I will buy you a double workbook, and watch you finish.

Red Boy, recently in Greece, will send a few exchange students, who are descendants of the Minotaur, a very delicate little girl, this is her picture.

If you pass the next monthly exam, I will take you to Zixuan's newly opened playground, where there is a very interesting maze, the Minotaur family, the favorite is the maze, she will definitely be very happy.

Now, what else do you have to say? ”

Lv Fengyi: ┗( 0_0 )┛

Nezha: ┗(∧')┛

Red Child: (ˇˇ)

Lu Yuncheng shook his mobile phone in a chic manner and sent a WeChat message to Bai Ze: "Dear Mr. Bai Ze, I already know about your homework for Nezha, as a reward for you, please come to my house immediately to tutor the three children, if the next monthly exam, the three children do not pass, I will break your legs!" Thank you! ”

Bai Ze: ≡┏|*Д|┛

After dealing with the bear children at home, Lu Yuncheng enjoyed the leisure time with a smile, his wife and concubine were not around, and he happened to go to the bar with his fox friends and dog friends to have a few times.

Sun Wukong should have time.

This product is very idle on weekdays, and its biggest hobby is to become a cute big orange cat, hiding at the door of Yang Jian's cat café, and waiting until Yang Jian is attracted to enjoy the pleasure of sucking cats, and then change back to the ontological form.

Occasionally, he will become a pet dog, picking on the time when the dog is there to "seduce" Yang Jian......

I was thinking about who to make an appointment with, when I suddenly received a message.

In fact, Lu Yuncheng has a job, but this job is relatively secret, and he doesn't need to go to work most of the time, and when he needs to go to work, the situation must be more special, and he will apply his supernatural powers a little.

I looked at the phone, and it was the director who called.

Lu Yuncheng's work unit is called Shenspear Bureau, and the director is named Zheng Xian, who is the most exquisite.

"Hey~ Zheng Xian, what's the matter?"

"Something is wrong!"

"What's the big deal, the sky is falling? Aliens launch a Star Destroyer Cannon? Or turn on the two-way foil? ”

Zheng Xian knew Lu Yuncheng's temper, but he didn't have any complaints about it, and said directly: "Senior Colonel Chu Xuan, the chief scientist of the research institute, is missing, and he disappeared without any warning, I will send you the video!" ”

Lu Yuncheng frowned, this world was the primordial world that he had inadvertently encountered in the process of Void Training, also known as the "Primordial Universe".

The Origin Realm has long entered the era of the end of the law, and there is no heaven and earth vitality, and the methods such as Taijiquan, Yijin Sutra, and God of War Catalogue are nothing more than aerobics.

Such a world is logically not suitable for gods and demons to venture here, but unfortunately, the three thousand avenues of this world are the most complete of the heavens and ten thousand worlds, and if you want to reach the top, you must retreat and cultivate here.

Therefore, many great powers have penetrated into the tentacles.

For example, peerless powers such as Lu Yuncheng, Hongjun, OAA, and Hongmeng, the one who "stole" Chu Xuan should be the main god light ball that can communicate with the heavens and all worlds.

The Great Light Ball majors in the laws of time and space, and can open the teleportation array anytime and anywhere, sending people to the heavens and all worlds.

When Lu Yuncheng encountered a ball of light in the void, he used the Kunlun Mirror to locate the coordinates, chased and cut it for three thousand years, and the tear-stained sword was almost cut down, and it was still just scraping.

Hearing Zheng Xian's words, Lu Yuncheng knew that it was the big ball of light who made the ghost, and said with a smile: "It's okay, someone took Chu Xuan out to practice, and in a few days, there may be someone who has undergone the experience, and they should be in no danger." ”

"There could be someone else...... Lao Lu, can you give me a definite message? I don't ask for much, just give a little, for example, a name. ”

"Uh...... Wang Zongchao, the chief instructor of individual training of the Fifth Special Force, should have gone too. ”

"Old Lu, what kind of opportunity can allow Chu Xuan and Wang Zongchao to undergo the experience at the same time? Can you let your disciples take a look? A little help? ”

"This is their chance, forcibly interfering will only produce accidents, do you think that those plans we have formulated can be concealed from Chu Xuan?"

Zheng Xian didn't insist, and instead asked, "Can you arrange a few more people to go through the experience?" ”

Lu Yuncheng smiled: "I remember that you have a nephew named Zheng Zhe, and he has already gone to practice. ”

Zheng Xian:┐('~'; )┌

"Lao Zheng, is there anything else?"

"I think you should watch TV."

"Which channel?"

"News Channel!"

Jung Hyun hung up the phone and sighed.

It's too difficult to deal with these gods, and if you don't pay attention to it, you'll be in danger.

When I first met Erlang God Yang Jian, I thought about Yang Jian's good partner Roaring Dog, and mistakenly thought that he liked to raise dogs, so he specially sent a few cute dogs, but was chased and bitten by Roaring Sky.

The first time I met the Jade Rabbit Essence, I said that the responsibility of the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace was to pound medicine and make moon cakes, and the bright moon was known as the Toad Palace in ancient times, and specially sent the Golden Toad Moon Cakes, how did I know that the Jade Rabbit stared red-eyed, and stuffed all the moon cakes into his mouth one by one, almost choking him to death!

When he first met Xingtian, although Xingtian was the god of war, he was very kind and even prepared a gift for Zheng Xian.

- Xingtian's favorite eye patch!

As we all know, Xingtian is squinting, and the blindfold he uses needs to cover his chest, and his body is very strong, and the size is obviously relatively large.

Latest, E Cup, Black Lace!

Zheng Xian went home with Xingtian's gift, and was directly kicked out of the house by his daughter-in-law and slept in the office for a week.

When I first met Chenlong, I was drunk, holding the trash can and scolding the leader, and the passion of the scolding was surging.

When he first met Niu Dali, he was dragged to a nightclub, and then he was caught by Princess Iron Fan, and with a wave of the banana fan, Zheng Xian was sent from Kyoto to Malaysia by a strong wind......

Even the Guanyin monk, who is compassionate and compassionate, rescues the suffering, and is compassionate, also has hundreds of strange and exotic beasts at home, such as hundreds of meters of dragons, dozens of feet tall Beamon giant beasts, Xiangliu, and ghost cars, all of which are not easy to mess with, and there are no bones left if they are careless.

The most helpless thing is that although Guanyin is tolerant, he is not without bad taste, he likes horses very much.

If someone angers Him, He will transform them into foals for about three days.

Lu Yuncheng's house is even more rampant with ghosts.

a bear child with infinite strength and fond of early love; A demon girl with a peerless appearance and a demonic spirit; Lu Agarwood, the "legend of filial piety" who sharpens an axe in the basement all day and prepares to slash at his father's neck; The gods chatter, like to tell fortunes to the god stick mother and daughter; There are even King Yama, King Xiaoyan, and Meng Po......

The slightest carelessness is a serious injury.

Fortunately, the eldest lady of the Lu family is more reasonable and will apologize with natural treasures, but after many times, Zheng Xian feels physically and mentally exhausted, especially some characters, such as Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, as well as the female king of Hades, which makes Zheng Xian feel that his three views are broken, and if he can not contact Lu Yuncheng, Zheng Xian will never come to the door.

Even if Chu Xuan disappeared, he was just calling.

Lu Yuncheng put down the phone and said in his heart that in this world of demons dancing, what big news can there be?

Turn on the TV and tune in to the news channel.

"The latest news from this station, Tony Stark, the helmsman of Stark Enterprises, suffered a terrorist attack, all the bodyguards accompanying him died, and Stark has disappeared ......"

Lu Yuncheng put down the remote control a little bored.

Take out your phone and call Ah Cha.

"Acha, is Stark dead?"

"Call me Queen!"

"Okay Ah Cha, no problem Ah Cha!"

"That place is not under my control!"

"I'm just asking."

"You're not dead, what do you want to do?"

"According to the rules of the traverser, I should short the stock of Stark Enterprises now, so you have some funds in your hand, lend me ...... first"

"Phew! No money! Also, the debt you left at the beginning should be repaid, my brother is about to wake up, and the Xuannu has already recovered her memory, I have sent Zhao Yi and Hua Mulan to guide the two, and the rest will be handed over to you.

By the way, your baby apprentice, Purple Girl and Flame Spirit Ji have been reincarnated, the place of reincarnation is a martial arts world, Purple Girl was reincarnated in the land of Miao Jiang, Flame Spirit Ji was reincarnated in the princely house, the two are surrounded by love, there should be some love, you have to be ready! ”

After speaking, Ah Cha hung up the phone.

Thinking about the reincarnated disciples, Lu Yuncheng took out the Kunlun Mirror from his arms, copied a teleportation order, and threw it into the world where they were reincarnated.

Lu Yuncheng turned off the TV and looked at Bai Ze, who was assisting the three bear children with their homework, tired and dizzy, and Bai Ze, who had lost a lot of hair, collapsed directly on the sofa.

I'm so tired!

What a mess of the world!

The power of projection entry is running out!

Note: Lu Yuncheng is the protagonist of the last book I have ever written, and of course the extra chapter is also the great comprehensive world of the heavens, this book is too old, even I almost forgot the plot, and the situation of the old Lu family is as follows:

Madam:

Zhu Wushuang: The eldest lady, the god of food, from "Wulin Gaiden", gave birth to her eldest son Lu Mingda;

Xianyun: From "Wulin Gaiden", in order to test Lu Yuncheng's bed skills, Cao Gonggong took the initiative to send chess pieces, and then gave birth to an heir with the spirit of the Dapeng golden-winged eagle cut by Lu Yuncheng, and gave birth to a child Lu Mingfei, the word Pengju, that is, the Xianxia version of Yue Fei;

Sun Xiaohong: From "Xiao Li Flying Knife", with the life of a female emperor, the first king of the daughter country, gave birth to the second son Lu Mingyi, and his hobby is planting peony flowers;

Wei Zhenzhen: From "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", a personal maid, Lu Yuncheng's personal obedient, conceived an heir with innate yin qi and gave birth to a daughter Lu Biyou;

Shang Xiuxun: From "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", gave birth to Lu Yuncheng's daughter Lu Xinyao;

Shi Qingxuan: From "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", she gave birth to her daughter Lu Jingxian for Lu Yuncheng, and her hobby is to plant all kinds of lotus flowers, and He Xiangu was born in the lotus pond;

Wan Wan: From "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", she conceived descendants with a congenital yin and yang yuan, and gave birth to her daughter Lu Fengyi for Lu Yuncheng, whose name is Little Bell;

Scarlet Smoke: From "Qin Shi Mingyue", the Dongjun of the Yin and Yang family, gave birth to daughters Lu Xiaomeng and Lu Qianlong, that is, Xiaomeng and Gao Yue in the original plot;

Bai Suzhen: From "Fengyun", the demon lord Bai Suzhen of the chapter of the Demon Crossing of All Beings, was infused with the power of creation by Nuwa Niangniang in the Fengyun world, became the snake demon Bai Suzhen in the mythical world, and gave birth to Zixuan, the descendant of Nuwa.

Note: Zixuan fell in love with Lu Yuncheng's disciple Zhuge Wuwei, and was forcibly stopped by Fahai, so he flooded Jinshan Temple, and was Lu Yuncheng's most fierce heir;

Xiaoqing: Xiaoqing, the god mother from "Fengyun", the chapter of the Demon Crossing of All Beings, was infused with the power of creation by Nuwa Niangniang in the world of Fengyun, and became a snake demon Xiaoqing in the mythological comprehensive world, giving birth to a child Lu Mingye, whose name is Seven Nights, that is, the Seven Nights Holy Monarch in the original plot;

Ah Cha: From the mythological comprehensive world, Chi You's sister, Hades, and the remaining child Lu Mingming;

Note: Hades King Ah Cha of "Soul Ferry";

Yang Chan: From the mythical comprehensive world, the Three Virgins of Huashan conceived children with innate yang energy, and gave birth to a son Lu Minghao, which is "agarwood";

Disciples:

The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty: Kou Zhong, Xu Ziling, Dugu Feng, Song Shidao;

Qin Shi Mingyue: Purple Girl, Flame Spirit Ji;

Wind and clouds: step clouds, Nie wind, broken waves;

Mythology: Zhuge Wuwei, Bai Yun, Han Xiangzi, Little Dragon Girl, Jinmao Mouse;

Note: Bai Yun is from "A Chinese Ghost Story 3", and Xiaolongnu is from "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie".

Righteous daughters: Langyu, Sanqi;

Note: Lang Yu is from "Nine Songs of Tianxing", and Sanqi is from "Soul Ferry: Huangquan Chapter".

Yizi: Nezha, Huluwa;

Lu Yuncheng himself: The first human person pinched out by Nuwa Niangniang, Huangtian, was later reincarnated as the Emperor of Donghua, and continued to reincarnate after a catastrophe and became Lu Yuncheng.

Lu Yuncheng's life mentor: Dayu.

- Any long-standing layout, if you don't know who did it, it must be done by Dayu!

Lu Yuncheng's experience: Wulin Gaiden →Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword → Legend of Lu Xiaofeng → Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty → Qin Shi Mingyue → Fengyun → Mythological Synthesis (White Snake Origin + A Chinese Ghost Story + Soul Ferry) → Mythological Synthesis (Seven Fairies of Joy and Joy + Multiple Versions of Journey to the West + Journey to the East + Journey to the West Postquel + Baolian Lantern)

My favorite part: Fengyun, that is the first time I have written the plot of Fengyun in its entirety, including the early shocking boy, the search for gods, the demon crossing all beings, the love of the fallen city, the yaksha of the four heavenly kings, the reincarnation of the thousand gods, the cry of heaven, and the later Shenwu Ji......

Actually, I'm not very good at it, but I just look at what I have written in the past, and fill in some loopholes, or add a sequel.

The most important thing is to get back the codeword state.

After resting for so long, I don't know how to code! (End of chapter)