Article 288 biting gold was laughed to death
"Not only was he an emperor, in the legend, Cheng Yanjin was not only a lucky general, but also an old birthday star, and finally lived to be more than a hundred years old before dying."
"It is said that once, Li Mi sent him and Pei Xingyan to attack Wang Shichong together, in order to support Shan Xiongxin, who was besieged by Wang Shichong, but Pei Xingyan accidentally fell off his horse on the way to kill, so Cheng Yanjin rode over and ran away with Pei Xingyan."
"But on the way to retreat, because a horse carrying two people was also more difficult, he was caught up by Wang Shichong's pursuers, and as a result, Cheng Biting Jin was stabbed by a lance, and the lance passed through Cheng Biting Jin's chest."
Cheng Yanjin also shouted and turned around and broke the lance, making the pursuing enemy soldiers look stupid."
"After the last two fled back to the camp, Cheng Biting Jin did not die, so he won the title of a lucky general, and his luck and ability are extraordinary."
"This death at the age of more than 100 is even more nonsense, and it is actually said that Cheng Yanjin died of laughter."
"The adaptation of this story is also quite outrageous."
In the later years of Empress Wu Zetian, Prime Minister Zhang Khan Zhi and other five ministers launched the "Shenlong Coup", forcing her to abdicate and return the country to her son Li Xian when the empress was seriously ill. ”
"Afterwards, Li Xian won the hearts of the people and rehabilitated Zhaoxue for the 200 unjust cases of the Xue family."
It turned out that the Xue family opposed Wu Zetian's seizure of the Tang Dynasty before his death, and was beheaded by the angry empress, and finally she ordered the soldiers to dig a big pit in front of the Xue Mansion, and killed more than 200 people of the Xue family and buried them in the pit. ”
Li Xian, who succeeded to the throne, led the courtiers to rehabilitate the Xue family, and then the soldiers dug up the "Iron Mound Tomb", and everyone was silent in the face of the tragic scene in the tomb. ”
"Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter behind the grave, and everyone saw that it was Lu Guogong Cheng who was biting gold."
"It turned out that Cheng Yanjin hurried over after learning the news of rehabilitation, and he wanted to pay tribute to the Xue family."
"Lao Cheng was happy in his heart, the Xue family finally saw the light of day, and he couldn't help laughing too much and died of laughter at the age of 168."
Immediately after Cheng Biting Jin's son Cheng Tieniu learned that his father was dead, he hurried to the corpse and cried, who knew that Cheng Tieniu was too sad and died without coming up in one breath, this commentary is called "Crying to death Cheng Tieniu, laughing to death Cheng Biting Jin". ”
"There is also a story that Cheng Biting Jin died laughing."
"It was Cheng Yanjin who was in command to meet the enemy when he was conquering the Turks, and the enemy general was not his opponent and fled, and Cheng Yanjin rode his horse behind to chase after him."
Seeing that the enemy general was running farther and farther, Cheng Biting Jin threw the big axe out in a hurry.
"Who knew that the big axe that got out of his hand killed the enemy general and flew back into Lao Cheng's hands."
Lao Cheng laughed and said: "Big axe, big axe, it's really a divine axe, after following me for so many years, I didn't know that this was a priceless treasure." ”
"After laughing, before he finished laughing, Cheng Yanjin suddenly fell off his horse and died."
Cheng Yanjin: ......
Wei Chi Jingde: Haha! I'm laughing to death, Lao Cheng! You're kind of damn funny.
Li Shimin: Haha!
Cao Cao: I knew that this brother was not ordinary, who wrote this wild history, it's so funny, haha!
Cheng Yanjin: Actually, this legend is not necessary, this is really going to be ridiculed for a while.
"Lu Guogong actually has a lot of videos like this in modern times, even Tang Taizong has been hacked."
"The official history proves that when you were young, you not only relied on the kung fu of the "three-plate axe" to help the Qin King Li Shimin conquer the world, and finally helped him defeat the crown prince Li Shicheng in the "Xuanwumen Change". ”
"It's the sixth from the bottom of this Lingyan Pavilion, why?"
"Lingyan Pavilion is the ranking of ministers of the society established by Li Shimin after he became the emperor, and it was established by Li Shimin in order to commend these heroes who have made outstanding contributions to the country's society, and it has the effect of winning people's hearts in it."
"And it stands to reason that Cheng Yanjin has followed Li Shimin for so many years, and helped him fight the world and help him win the world, how can the ranking be only nineteenth?"
"Could it be that Li Shimin forgot his roots?"
Li Zhi: Lu Guogong can be said to be a lucky general, in terms of merit, he must still be a little worse, and Lu Guogong's ranking is really not low, because it is on par with Cheng Yanjin's fame, as well as Qin Qiong, and Qin Qiong's ranking is the first from the bottom in Lingyan Pavilion.
Zhao Kuangyin: The basis for this Lingyan Pavilion ranking, I'm afraid it is still necessary to study the "Xuanwumen Change" back then, and there is a big reason for this ranking.
Fan Zhongyan: At that time, Li Shimin was already old, and the establishment of Lingyan Pavilion at that time should be more for the sake of the future generations of the Tang Dynasty, and there should be a reason to win people's hearts in it, and when Lingyan Pavilion was established, Qin Qiong had already passed away.
Fusu: What about Cheng biting gold, and why?
Huang Taiji: Back then, Cheng Biting Jin actually did not really participate in the "Xuanwumen Change", but passively participated, and Qin Qiong also did not participate, and even had some opposition, and at that time, it was Wei Chi Jingde who really helped Li Shimin shoot the prince in Xuanwumen.
Kangxi: Cheng Biting Jin is a courtier, it's already very good, when Li Shimin died, Cheng Biting Jin was 61 years old at the time, and he personally led the forbidden army for Li Shimin, and protected the law for the then prince Li Zhi, after returning to Chang'an, he still guarded the gate in the palace where the prince was located for three months before leaving, it can be said that no matter what everyone's comments on Cheng Biting Jin, for the Tang Dynasty and Li Shimin, they are all real and dedicated.
Li Shimin: It can be said that it paved the way after my death, and it can't be said that I am obsessed with the "Xuanwumen Change", Cheng Biting Jin has always been my right-hand man, just as Miss Zhang said, Cheng Biting Jin does not fight or grab, what I need is someone who is implicated in these power center families.
"It is easy for people to be optimistic in good times, but it is not easy to remain optimistic in adversity.
"Cheng Yanjin also has one of the biggest characteristics, that is, he is thick-skinned, he dares to say what others dare not say, and he dares to do what others are embarrassed to do, so he can often open up the situation and turn defeat into victory."
In fact, there are many thick-skinned people, but it is rare to be thick-skinned for everyone's business and thick-skinned for the benefit of others. ”
"In fact, being thick-skinned is not a disadvantage, in modern parlance, it can be regarded as a manifestation of high emotional intelligence."
"On the road to success, IQ is very important, EQ is equally important, Cheng Yanjin's IQ is not high, but EQ makes up for it in a timely manner."