Chapter 31: The Calf Is Finished
Dressed in white and not stained with dust, it is like the goddess of the Heavenly Immortal Palace who walked out of the clouds and stepped into the mortal world.
An inexplicable smile hung on the face of a shadow outside the Imperial Garden, and the beauty of this moment overshadowed the heavens and the earth.
It also made Zhang Yuan frightened.
With a plop, Zhang Yuan was so frightened that he hit the ground with a butt.
Stared at Zhou Caihuang who walked in step by step with wide eyes!
The case has been solved!
Everything is solved!
Why would the Dog Emperor beat himself with forty sticks as soon as they met!
Zhang Yuan finally understood!
It's over the calf!
Zhou Da Beauty, who dreams twice a day these days, is actually a princess!
it!
Why did fate play such a trick on me!
At this moment, Zhang Yuan felt that the six and a half catties on his neck were gone.
After all, Zhou Caihuang went to Pingyang County before, and he sent someone to tie him up!
I'm dying!
"Zhang Yuan, what's wrong with you? Don't hurry up and salute! ”
Seeing that Zhang Yuan was so frightened that he sat on the ground, Jin Lingrong frowned slightly, and looked at Zhou Caihuang, she is a kind-hearted lord, plus she promised to give Zhang Yuan glory and wealth before, so she spoke out to protect her at this time: "Princess, this person's name is Zhang Yuan is my Dakang County Order, this is rude, don't blame the princess!" ”
Zhou Caihuang was a little stunned in his heart, looked at Jin Lingrong and then at Zhang Yuan, how could these two talk.
She smiled slightly: "Concubine Rong is too worried, this palace and Lord Zhang are good friends, how can you blame him, Lord Zhang, don't you say?" ”
Zhang Yuan was speechless.
Jin Lingrong breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It turns out that you and Zhang Yuan are old acquaintances, princess, by the way, what about Your Majesty?" ”
Zhou Caihuang opened his mouth and said nonsense: "Your Majesty is in the imperial study, even I refuse to see it, the imperial brother really doesn't know how to be sympathetic to you." ”
The two were sisters before, known as the Four Golden Flowers of the Imperial Capital, and the top three among the top ten beauties of Dakang.
After the politeness, it was naturally let go.
In the past, Jinling Rong wished to have more greetings with Zhou Caihuang, but at this moment, her mind was full of things that Zhang Yuan taught her before.
I didn't care about anything else, I just wanted to hurry back to the palace to practice, and immediately said: "In this way, Caihuang, I still have something to do in the palace, you can talk." ”
Zhou Caihuang also wished that she should leave quickly, showing a smile: "Okay." ”
When Jin Lingrong left, Zhou Caihuang let the palace maids behind him also go far.
Looking at Zhang Yuan on the ground, his smile became even more evil: "Isn't Master Zhang surprised?" Surprised? ”
Zhang Yuan's face was expressionless, and he felt that it was impossible to escape death, so he immediately said lightly: "Needless to say, I didn't expect you to be a princess, okay, it's okay to kill or chop it." ”
"Ah, Lord Zhang is so tough! It's worthy of the person who has the courage to kidnap this princess, amazing! Zhou Caihuang was happy, and he felt happier than beating Zhang Yuan with forty sticks just now.
"It's bad luck! Hiding for so many years planted in your hands! Eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is a good man again! ”
It doesn't matter at all, Zhang Yuan doesn't pretend to be groveling, according to the urine nature of these royal people, it is not enough to kill a thousand times for the crimes he committed.
It's definitely not going to live long, so it's better to be tough!
Zhou Caihuang smiled: "Don't worry, this princess hasn't played enough, just those crimes you have committed, do you want to die?" Think beautifully! ”
"Princess Ben is going to castrate you! Make you a eunuch! ”
Zhang Yuan turned over and was extremely excited: "Shall I knock you, you are too vicious!" You can't kill it, you can't be humiliated, you don't know! ”
Let yourself be a eunuch for the rest of your life? Then the fuck might as well cut Lao Tzu!
"I'm a princess, I have the final say, if I want to kill you, I will kill you, and if I want you to be a eunuch, I will let you be a eunuch! Defy? ”
Zhou Caihuang raised his arrogant chin, and Zhang Yuan's lungs almost exploded: "Lao Tzu's suicide will not let you succeed!" ”
Boom!
Zhang Yuan was full of excitement, gasped, and looked down at the soft sword that pierced his pants under his crotch.
It was Zhou Caihuang who had just pulled it out of his waist, and at this moment the cold sword body was close to his thigh.
Zhang Yuan panicked: "Don't! Eldest sister, Her Royal Highness the Princess, we have something to say! Don't use knives and guns! ”
"Don't be soft? Look at this princess again! Zhou Caihuang grinned, the beauty was thrilling.
Zhang Yuan's words couldn't be said clearly: "I can't get up!" ”
"If you don't have any strength, you dare to pretend to be garlic with this princess?" Zhou Caihuang snorted coldly.
After brushing it and retracting the sword, his pants were poked into a big hole, Zhang Yuan only felt that his breath was leaking, and he hurriedly tightened his legs.
looked at Zhou Caihuang with a dead heart.
The latter sat on the stone chair, cocked Erlang's legs and said angrily: "Get out!" ”
Zhang Yuan walked over with his head drooping, and heard Zhou Caihuang snort coldly: "If it weren't for this princess, you would have let Your Majesty kill you a long time ago!" ”
"Okay, you're Zhang Yuan! The imperial court asked you to go to Pingyang County as a county magistrate, but you are doing evil! Kidnappe a passing merchant! Trap outsiders! Also deceive and sell fakes! Is there anything in this world that you don't dare to do! ”
Zhang Yuan couldn't hold back: "Didn't you buy a hundred catties of wine?" And you're going to buy bras with me! ”
"You're finding fault with this princess! Believe it or not, I'll make you a eunuch now! Zhou Caihuang slapped the table and glared at Meimu.
Zhang Yuan sighed listlessly and said, "Don't dare, I know it's wrong!" Her Royal Highness the princess spares her life! ”
"That's pretty much it!"
Zhou Caihuang then said: "However, although you have had it, it is undeniable that the people of Pingyang County are rich under your governance, this is your merit, and it is also the reason why this princess did not let the royal brother cut you, and I don't thank this princess for not killing you!" ”
"Thank Her Royal Highness Princess for not killing her, I will set up a tablet for Her Royal Highness Princess when I go back! Three sticks of incense a day! Zhang Yuan only felt a headache, although listening to Zhou Caihuang's meaning, the other party would not kill him.
But it seems that my good days are coming to an end!
"You bastard, sincerely, right?" Zhou Caihuang didn't expect Zhang Yuan to show such a scoundrel at this time.
The plan to make her want to be both graceful and powerful didn't work at all!
Seeing that Zhou Caihuang didn't cut himself like this, Zhang Yuan, who deliberately slipped around the ghost gate, immediately raised his spirit: "No! My admiration for Your Royal Highness is like a surging river! ”
"Just now I was thinking about how to repay Her Royal Highness the princess for not killing, so I was distracted!"
"Put away your clever words, this princess doesn't eat this."
Grass!
Zhang Yuan was speechless for a moment, why is this woman so difficult to serve!
Looking at Zhang Yuan's bitter appearance, Zhou Caihuang was extremely happy in his heart, and felt that it was almost the same, so he said: "Give you two choices, one enters the palace to be a eunuch!" ”
"I'll pick two!" Zhang Yuan said solemnly.