"Hey, Ai Li, there's something wrong with Koizumi!"

In the central cafeteria of Tokyo University of Agriculture and Technology, two female college students were sitting around eating a simple version of sukiyaki in the cafeteria, and the one who spoke was called Yui Natsukawa, and at this moment he glanced at the corner not far away, and quickly stabbed his friend Airi Oshima, who was eating next to him, with his arm.

Airi Oshima was taking a big bite of rice, her cheeks were slightly bulging while chewing, and when she heard her friend calling herself, she raised her head in confusion and asked, "Don't eat too much rice?" ”

She chewed the rice, looked at her bowl blankly, and then stretched her neck to look at Yui Natsukawa's bowl, her face showed a look of struggle, but in the end she still picked up the rice in her bowl painfully.

"Okay, I'll eat less, then you eat more rice." Airi Oshima was a little sullen and buried herself in cooking.

Xia Chuan Yui was stunned in place, although she knew that one of her friends was stupid and easy to deceive, and a friend was as confused as sleepwalking, but when she saw her, she would not only be mistaken, but also stretched out her chopsticks to stir around in the pot, scooping up the remaining pieces of meat into her own bowl, as if she was making up for giving her rice.

When she boarded, she was furious, slapped the back of Oshima Airi's head, and shouted angrily: "What I said is that Koizumi is wrong!" Also, why should I eat more rice? The meat in the pot is almost finished! ”

"Why are you yelling so loudly?"

Oshima Airi's face was almost slapped into the bowl, and her upper body swayed sharply, and only after relieving her mind did she snort and looked at her with a dissatisfied expression: "I didn't hear what Ling said, and did you hit me so hard, why is something wrong with Koizumi?" ”

"Your mind is full of water, and you can't understand people all day long, I'll pat you and see if I can shoot it!"

Xia Chuan Yui went back with a straight face, and didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and directly broke her face with both hands: "Also, look for yourself!" ”

Airi Oshima was forced to look around the corner.

As a result, I saw Qingyi Koizumi's petite figure stomping on the ground with his mobile phone in the corner of the cafeteria, still muttering something in his mouth, his eyes were red, as if he was arguing with the air, as if he was not relieving his anger enough, and waved his arms to punch and kick the air.

"Koizumi is really angry." She said confusedly.

"Nonsense! Who can't see that she's angry with long eyes? The key is why she is angry, I secretly tell you that Koizumi may have been abandoned by a scumbag. ”

Xia Chuan Yui rolled her eyes, and no longer wanted to comment on her friend, who was born with a slow reaction in her head, but whispered in her ear, and her face gradually became extremely solemn.

"Scumbag? Abandon? Airi Oshima was stunned for a moment, muttering these two words repeatedly.

It's like it's a bit hard to digest.

But she is not the kind of little girl who doesn't understand anything about men and women, she wrinkled her little face and thought carefully for a while, and soon whispered with a hesitant face:

"Unlikely, isn't Koizumi the most afraid to have a boyfriend for you? You always say that if you have a boyfriend, you will be beaten and scolded. And in addition to going to class and going to the field with us every day, doesn't she go to work in a coffee shop or fruit shop, how can she have time to have a boyfriend, and then be abandoned by a scumbag? ”

They are usually very busy with schoolwork.

As everyone knows.

Those who study agriculture need to go to the field.

Although they are not like the graduate seniors of the graduate school who often soak in the field all day, they also have a separate group to practice their coursework, and a small part of the field will be set aside for the group to plant and observe and record data, and the three of them are a group, and the crop planted is corn, which has been busy flying up recently.

Because it will mature in more than a month, they basically have to take turns to run to the field every day to see if there are any insect pests, coupled with the rainy season a while ago, they have to drain water and reduce stains, and strengthen fertilizer and water management, which is very energy-consuming, but this is related to the academic ability at the end of the semester.

Her school, Tokyo University of Agriculture and Technology, is a leading national university in agronomy, and is a member of the Graduate Program of Excellence and the University Consortium for Cosmological Engineering.

Although Oshima Airi doesn't know why her own school, which made a fortune by raising silkworms and growing corn, has anything to do with space engineering, she only knows that the school attaches great importance to the data and experience of the experimental field, and Koizumi works and attends classes all day long, plus the field is almost full of time, how can she have the time and energy to talk about her boyfriend, let alone be abandoned by some scumbag.

Xia Chuan Yui was speechless, and tried to explain patiently: "Your eyes and ears are all white, and you usually eat so many meals on your useless fat ass, what a stupid person, haven't you noticed that Koizumi's behavior has been particularly strange recently?" ”

"It's not my fault that my ass has meat."

Airi Oshima's focus was very strange, and she muttered dissatisfiedly: "And you can't grow if you want to"

"What are you talking about, fat ass!?"

Yui Natsukawa, who had very pointed ears, heard this, like a cat that had been stepped on its tail, and when she was poked in the sore spot, she immediately became angry, and she rolled up her sleeves directly.

Looks like he's really going to fight her.

Seeing that her eyes were red, Airi Oshima immediately chose to follow her heart, not dwelling on this topic, her head shook like a rattle for a while, and hurriedly said: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm asking Xiaoquan what's weird." ”

Natsukawa Yui stared at her and snorted.

If it was ordinary, she would have to teach a lesson and not know that the sky is high and thick, and she dared to look down on her friend with her fat buttocks, but now that she thinks of another good friend, it is estimated that she is already 100,000 anxious, although this fat ass usually looks confused, but occasionally she can come up with ideas, and now she is too lazy to care, and began to fold her fingers and enumerate:

"First of all, Koizumi has been going home a lot lately, and although Saitama is very close, she is very picky, and she was reluctant to pay for the transportation of buses and trains."

"Secondly, she has slept very late in the last few days at school, holding her mobile phone all day long and not knowing what to read in bed, and tossing and turning in bed in the middle of the night without sleeping, which is not in line with her routine at all."

"Finally, and most importantly! A few days ago, Koizumi suddenly came to me with her underwear and asked me what was on it, I didn't look much at the time, so I said a few random words, but now that I think about it, I suddenly found a terrible fact, it is not a good thing! ”

As she spoke, her face became more and more solemn, as if she was reasoning about a case, and every argument and argument was sonorous and powerful with her hands, which made people believe it very much.

And there must be a point in her words so much.

Airi Oshima was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and asked suspiciously, "It's not a good thing, what is it?" ”

"That's it!"

"What the hell is that thing?"

"That's what you think!"

"I don't know what I'm thinking."

Natsukawa Yui raised her arm, slapped Oshima Airi's head again, and watched the latter's upper body sway sharply again, and her face was as black as the bottom of the pot and shouted: "Are you hearted!?" ”

"Why do you keep beating me?" Airi Oshima hugged her head with her hands in pain, tears in her eyes: "I don't know what you're talking about." ”

"It's the boy's thing!"

Yui Xia Chuan was almost angry to death by this pig-brained good friend who told him tongue twisters.

She snorted directly: "Think about it yourself, when we were in junior high school and high school in the past, those guys who stared at your fat ass on the road always said that rewarding themselves at night was the kind of thing that rewarded!" ”

Although this fat ass is fat enough, it does attract boys, and they have been exposed to a lot of adult things.

As for the reward that Yui Natsukawa just said.

Oshima Airi also reacted at this time, they are female college students, and they have already learned enlightenment education when they were in elementary school, of course, it is impossible to know nothing about this aspect, but when it comes to Qingyi Koizumi, she can't help but be a little skeptical: "Really? ”

"I even suspect that we are going to be aunties."

Yui Natsukawa didn't answer her question, but instead sighed, and even her face was extremely solemn.

Airi Oshima was stunned and reacted to what she meant by this, but instead of showing a shocked expression, she scratched her head and asked tentatively: "Then we have to prepare for the ceremony, right?" ”

Zhuyi is the money for Japanese weddings.

All kinds of ritual bags containing money are equivalent to the role of red envelopes, which are used for wedding blessings and birthday congratulations, and are decorated with white paper and red strings.

In a relationship like theirs, Oshima Airi is a little entangled in how much is appropriate, and I'm afraid I can't afford it.

"Prepare a fart!" Xia Chuan Yui saw that her friend was able to turn her mind to how many wishes to send, and her heart suddenly became angry, and she raised her hand and subconsciously wanted to slap her again, and scolded loudly: "Your dream of being an aunt has been shattered, and Koizumi will not get married!" ”

Airi Oshima learned well this time, and immediately covered the back of her head with both hands in advance and asked, "Why?" ”

"Why do you say? If you look at Koizumi's current state for yourself, I said that I was abandoned and abandoned, I must have been tired of playing with Koizumi, and I was even forced to beat it when I had a child, otherwise why would Koizumi ask me that kind of thing? Still can't sleep all night? ”

"You have a point." Airi Oshima nodded in agreement, but suddenly her eyes questioned: "No, why are you so sure that Koizumi is pregnant?" ”

Natsukawa Yui glanced at her, revealing the detective's reasoning gaze, and snorted before explaining:

"You're stupid, isn't that how it is played in scripts and TV series? It's all taken from real materials, not to mention that Koizumi asked me about the underwear, although I didn't look closely, but it must have been left over after the fact. ”

"Think about it with your pig brain, the teacher said in the past when our students were in class, college students have the highest chance of getting pregnant, this is not superstition, it is that the body is young and easy to conceive, last time Koizumi told me that she has been like that for many days in a row, I have calculated her menstrual cycle, this month has not come for more than a week!"

"The current facts are reasoned by TV dramas, it must be that Koizumi found out that she was pregnant, and then that scumbag doesn't want to be responsible, and he must abandon it if he gets tired of playing, Koizumi can't accept this fact, so it's so wrong now, we have to beware of Koizumi can't think about it!"

"Makes sense!" Oshima Airi nodded heavily, and her face became solemn, but she couldn't help but have some doubts in her heart: "Is it really that sure?" ”

"If you don't believe me, I'll give you temptation."

"How to tempt?"

"Calm, analytical, step-by-step!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's coming, it's coming! Wait for you to watch me perform! ”

Before answering her question, the sharp-eyed Natsukawa Yui saw that Kiyoi Koizumi was back with red eyes, and hurriedly twisted Ori Oshima's face back, and after giving a command, she also pretended to turn her body back.

Qingyi Xiaoquan's eyes were red and he was pinching his mobile phone, and the grievances and grievances on his body could almost be condensed into substance.

Put down your phone and sit in your seat without saying a word.

Looking at her resentful posture as if she dared to provoke me, Airi Oshima couldn't help but look at Yui Natsukawa and gestured with her eyes, the meaning is very simple, that is, I want to see how you perform.

Natsukawa Yui suddenly blinked, and she understood.

Seeing Qingyi Koizumi sitting down with red eyes, her eyes purred and rolled a few times, first took two mouthfuls of rice in her mouth, and then pretended to be casual, and said with a vague lip: "Koizumi, you seem to be a little angry?" What happened? ”

"It's okay" Qingyi Koizumi came back to his senses, and was a little dodging his friend's curious gaze, wiped away his tears with the back of his hand, and hurriedly picked up the bowl and pretended to pick up the rice.

Her actions became more and more suspicious.

Don't say it's Yui Natsukawa.

Even Airi Oshima, who was in a daze all day, felt very wrong, and couldn't help but really believe a little bit in her friend's reasoning just now.

Xia Chuan Yui sighed in her heart, but her face did not leak an expression, she gritted her teeth and approached her and whispered, "The two of us recently discovered a secret. ”

"A secret?"

"That's right, super secret! Do you remember Yumika Hayashi from the Department of Applied Biological Sciences at the same level? ”

"Lin You. Remember, what's wrong with her? ”

"She's been deceived! Being cheated out of money and sex! I was deceived by a scumbag! Yui Natsukawa said fiercely.

"She met a man at an off-campus party two months ago, and that man tricked her into using all kinds of rhetoric, and it turned out that within two weeks, she spent all kinds of money and got her pregnant, and her mother found out, and now she can't even go home."

"Spending her money to get her pregnant, that's fine, as long as you can be responsible for it in the end, it's nothing, but you can't imagine that the man has several girlfriends outside, and now he has directly evaporated from the world!"

"Those men just like to talk about it, spending your money while taking advantage of you in various ways, and pretending to be all for you, this kind of person is the most disgusting! This is the truth summed up by love experts, don't you believe that I still don't believe in experts? We must take this as a warning! ”

Kiyoi Koizumi was taken aback, and was a little unconvinced of her exaggerated technique: "There is such a thing!?" ”

Yui Natsukawa's mouth was dry, and after saying the matter of adding oil and vinegar, in order to enhance her persuasiveness, she stepped under the table and stepped on Oshima Airi, sighed slightly and said regretfully: "No way, the current man is really terrible, do you say you love pear?" ”

"Ah, yes, yes, too. It's horrible."

Airi Oshima was stepped on by this foot, and the painful tears almost rushed out directly, but she could only grit her teeth and cooperate with the acting, and she raised her head and swallowed her tears back.

"That's right," she muttered, stunned.

Although it feels like the behavior of the two friends is a bit weird, Kiyoi Koizumi doesn't care about these things at all at this time, and is still immersed in the world where he heard a female voice suddenly appear next to Takitanizawa on the phone, and at the same time, a picture appeared in his mind.

Those images slowly disappeared, and with them came the sound of Yui Natsukawa just now.

Spent her money to get her pregnant

All sorts of rhetoric

There are several girlfriends who still want to take advantage

Although this guy Takiyasawa can't be compared to Lin Yu's boyfriend, this bastard also spoils his sincerity!

Last time I was at the police station, I hugged people in front of me, and this time I called as if I had just slept with someone else before waking up, so what about next time? Next time, did you meet on the side of the road, this bastard just brought a child over and called him aunt!?

Why is he so happy every day!?

Qingyi Xiaoquan sat on the chair in the cafeteria, his whole little face was flushed, his fingertips were faintly white when he clenched his fists, and Qiong's nose exhaled a hot breath, just looking at this momentum, it seemed that it was no problem to kill two cows.

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and even the malaise of these days broke out, and she couldn't wait to drag Takitanizawa to Tokyo Bay to martyrdom now, no, no, no, this guy doesn't like himself, it's not martyrdom, or he doesn't want him to live so comfortably, why can't he eat and sleep well for so many days, he is so happy.

At first, I looked like I was bent down to marry and wanted to cheapen him, but I didn't expect him to dislike it, but I didn't expect it to be the end, it turned out that the clown was me

Her mind was very chaotic, and all kinds of emotions and thoughts surged like vines for a while, although she knew that what Takitanazawa said was right, and she shouldn't have any reason to be angry, but she was just unhappy, and she felt that every pore was steaming now, Qingyi Koizumi directly slapped the table and stood up in a moment.

What do you treat me like a sister? I'm not uncommon at all! Don't talk to me again!

I don't want to see you so happy every day!

Look for it, you go to someone else! Let's see who is missing out on the whole world, and I'll tell you today, I don't really like you at all!

"Koizumi, why are you going?" Her action startled both Yui Natsukawa and Airi Oshima, the latter had just experienced a physical blow, and this had experienced a baptism like tinnitus, but Yui Natsukawa reacted faster, and quickly got up and asked.

"I'm going to cut ties with him now!"

Qingyi Koizumi ignored the strange gazes cast by the surrounding classmates in the cafeteria, clenched his fists and shouted with red eyes, and walked out directly with the wind under his feet.

And Yui Natsukawa and Airi Oshima were stunned.

Until Kiyoi Koizumi went away.

The two of them reacted, their heads moving like machines, staring at each other in mid-air.

Then they all saw each other's shocked expressions.

It's over, guessed correctly, we've really become aunties!

Two in one, thanks to the second battalion commander Italian artillery boss for the reward

Thank you for being a little brother of the spirit moth... The big guy's tip

Thanks to Milfeulle for the tip

(End of chapter)